Nothing About Ado MuchNothing About Ado Much

A Good Slide ShowA Good Slide Show

Sometimes . . . . .Sometimes . . . . .fools make a slide show . . . . .fools make a slide show . . . . .

• That’s why we don’t like themThat’s why we don’t like them

• Their slide shows are annoying and Their slide shows are annoying and worthlessworthless

• They have no meaning, no purpose.They have no meaning, no purpose.

• And they are done with little And they are done with little attention to detailsattention to details

• In short—they suck mightily.In short—they suck mightily.

Sometimes . . . . .Sometimes . . . . .the wise make a slide show . . . the wise make a slide show . . .

. .. . • Like Melissa didLike Melissa did

• In her slide show she said “I would In her slide show she said “I would not run if my life depended on it . . . not run if my life depended on it . . . except from a fire.”except from a fire.”

• I think that adds a lot of meaning to I think that adds a lot of meaning to her slide showher slide show

• And to our lives!And to our lives!

Some people are named Some people are named Kate.Kate.

• Those people are probably quite Those people are probably quite capable in the art of slide showcapable in the art of slide show

• But they like to make fun of the titles But they like to make fun of the titles of other people’s slide showsof other people’s slide shows

• I just have one thing to say to people I just have one thing to say to people named Kate:named Kate:

• Back OFF!!Back OFF!!

Over the years, slide shows Over the years, slide shows have dramatically have dramatically improved . . . . .improved . . . . .

• See — this person See — this person put Goku (an put Goku (an innocent hero) on innocent hero) on their excellent their excellent pagepage

• They really know They really know what they’re doingwhat they’re doing

Slide shows cover many Slide shows cover many topicstopics• If I did a slide show If I did a slide show

on mullets I’d be on mullets I’d be sure to include this sure to include this imageimage

• I am considering I am considering making a slide making a slide show on mulletsshow on mullets

• (Because of this (Because of this picture)picture)

Erin made some Erin made some slide shows last nightslide shows last night

• My guess is they were very goodMy guess is they were very good

• But were they as good as this one?But were they as good as this one?

• Probably not.Probably not.

• I often wonder “How did I get SO I often wonder “How did I get SO GOOD at making slide shows?”GOOD at making slide shows?”

• I think maybe it’s not a genetic thing.I think maybe it’s not a genetic thing.

I think now I am I think now I am just wasting my timejust wasting my time

• Here’s a good quote Here’s a good quote from Melissa from Melissa

• ““That must suck for That must suck for them, that they were them, that they were accused of accused of witchcraft”witchcraft”

Kate says:Kate says:

• ““If I were making a slide show, I’d tell If I were making a slide show, I’d tell my roommates’ secretsmy roommates’ secrets

• And my ownAnd my own

• I’d tell everyone’s story—cause I I’d tell everyone’s story—cause I know everyone’s story!”know everyone’s story!”

I say:I say:

•““Kate, wise up, man!”Kate, wise up, man!”

Maybe I should tell you Maybe I should tell you a little more about what a little more about what

goes on here . . . . . .goes on here . . . . . .

My LIFE!!My LIFE!!

I haven’t mentioned Elizabeth I haven’t mentioned Elizabeth yet.yet.

• She told my mom She told my mom that she wants a that she wants a condom.condom.

• Also, her name is Also, her name is Hank-Bobbin Hank-Bobbin BojanglesBojangles

• Here’s a picture of Here’s a picture of her:her:

Sometimes we just hang out Sometimes we just hang out

• When I hang out I When I hang out I mostly just think mostly just think about slide shows about slide shows that I’d like to makethat I’d like to make

• Sometimes I do my Sometimes I do my homeworkhomework

• But at least I don’t But at least I don’t fall asleep like Katy!fall asleep like Katy!

Katy is another personKaty is another person

• I don’t think she I don’t think she makes slide shows makes slide shows at all!at all!

• Let’s not talk about Let’s not talk about her anymore!her anymore!

Mitch comes here Mitch comes here sometimessometimes

• (I think that maybe (I think that maybe he’s just spying on he’s just spying on us)us)

• (specifically I think (specifically I think he spies on Kate)he spies on Kate)

• (which would (which would explain explain AA LOT!)LOT!)

Nate . . . . .Nate . . . . .

• Go Away!! Go Away!! (just kidding)(just kidding)

• You take TOO You take TOO MANY pictures!MANY pictures!

• Maybe you should Maybe you should take less pictures take less pictures of of usus and more and more pictures of pictures of mullets!mullets!

Here’s some information Here’s some information about our bathroom . . . . .about our bathroom . . . . .

• It’s leaking . . . from the ceilingIt’s leaking . . . from the ceiling

• It really sucks, cause the It really sucks, cause the maintenance guy didn’t fix itmaintenance guy didn’t fix it

• Instead, he stole our beer bong!Instead, he stole our beer bong!

• ““What a woman-wearin’ short-ass!” What a woman-wearin’ short-ass!” said Erin with disgust.said Erin with disgust.

““The Roommates” The Roommates”

• They left the beer bong hereThey left the beer bong here

• I hate to think what they’ll do when I hate to think what they’ll do when they hear it was stolenthey hear it was stolen

• Wouldn’t it be cool if we could attract Wouldn’t it be cool if we could attract squirrels to our balcony by pushing squirrels to our balcony by pushing bread through the window screen?bread through the window screen?

Well that’s what Elizabeth Well that’s what Elizabeth and I and I thoughtthought . . . . . . . . . .

• We were horribly We were horribly wrong.wrong.

• See the look of See the look of death in his eye?death in his eye?

• NOT CUTE.NOT CUTE.

We see a lot from We see a lot from our window . . . . . our window . . . . .

• Once we saw some unidentifiable Once we saw some unidentifiable scavenger birdsscavenger birds

• They were lurking in the dead-They were lurking in the dead-looking trees by our buildinglooking trees by our building

• Who knows what Who knows what

they were doingthey were doing

• Probably Probably watching uswatching us!!

“Yes . . . Yes, I think they’ll be

quite dead soon enough!

Look at that pit of a

bathroom!”

Sarah’s SlidesSarah’s Slides

• What do you think of these slides?What do you think of these slides?

• I think that maybe Sarah should make I think that maybe Sarah should make some more.some more.

• Maybe I can be in it too. . . Maybe I can be in it too. . .

• . . . Oh wait, I already am.. . . Oh wait, I already am.

• Watch yourself, you could be in here too!Watch yourself, you could be in here too!

• (don’t eat pudding with a fork.) (don’t eat pudding with a fork.)

––Amen to that sister!Amen to that sister!

INVADER ALERT!!!INVADER ALERT!!!

• I don’t know I don’t know whowho made that last slide!made that last slide!

• It sure wasn’t ME!It sure wasn’t ME!• MAYBE it was Katy!MAYBE it was Katy!• (No wonder it was (No wonder it was

such a bad slide)such a bad slide)• This picture This picture

illustrates my illustrates my uncanny ability to uncanny ability to make awesome make awesome slidesslides

Thank you for watchingThank you for watching

This has been a good slide This has been a good slide showshow

By SarahBy Sarah