ohai, my name is chelnik! postgres open 2013 report
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Chelnik meets many people during the conference.TRANSCRIPT
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OHAI, my name is Chelnik!Postgres Open 2013 Report
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I am a hipster crochet elephant traveling from Portland, Oregon.
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Registration
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Chicago Deep Dish Pizza
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I got to meet a lot of people today.
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Great conference staff at the registration desk
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He’s got a beard like my cousin
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Shared a root beer
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Asked questions about locks
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Go Jumbos! (Tufts University)
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Tufts is cooler than MIT
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Talking about normalization
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Learning how to get bigger
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Ova svensk konversation
Bork bork bork!!!
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Featured in Puppet presentation
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Got some replication tips
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I got a patch rejected
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Tried to get the JSON presentation early
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PgAdmin is the best!
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Learning more about statistics
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Getting faster and stronger with personal trainer
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Favorite drink Macallan 12
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Forgive me if I didn’t get a chance to meet you this time.
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See what my cousins have been up to on chelnik.tumblr.com.
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I am looking for a new home!
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Pick me up at the charity action during the closing on Wednesday!
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