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A magazine I've made for my publishing design workshop, it's dedicated to the 2000's (trying to get some nostalgic attention in 2050), hope you enjoy, my first touch in that kind of design . Fonts and media used in this project are listed in the magazineTRANSCRIPT
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HOW THE FIRST DECADE OF THE XXI SHALL BE REMEMBERED
Remember your older folks
talking about how the grass was greener and afros funkier “back
in the day?“ Well, I’ve got to break it to you, one day those words will be
coming out from your lips. As generation grows old, the things they’ve
witnessed in their youth years get coated with golden powder. Man, I’ve
heard a “Back Street Boys“ song a couple of days ago and you know
what... I couldn’t resist some weird good feelings about it, though the
OozeHow The First Decade Of The XXI Shall Be Remembered
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year it was recorded I wouldn’t even
have thought that I won’t be willing to
turn that off as soon as possible in about
10 years. Tamagotchis, bubble gums
with stickers, Mortal Combat, Chuck
Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger
movies, whether you liked it or not
(how could you not though?) do mean
and remind of something to the 90’s
kids in the XXI century, maybe even
more then went it was brand-new.
This magazine isn’t from 90’s though,
but the previous statement was just
to prove the point and make the pur-
pose of this magazine clear. The 2000’s
AKA the Noughties AKA the Ooze, call
it any way you like, brought us loads
of the compilation of great, bad, awe-
some, ugly stuff, from Bieber to Obama,
all of that can be found in a certain
place, which is this very magazine.
I’ve picked just some of many things
that will most likely remind you of the
good old 2000’s. Were you naughty in
the noughties? I’m not Santa, I don’t
care, either way, enjoy the mag!
Triangles, space, deers, owls, cats and all of that combined went viral in the late noughties
Anton Drachuk, thy creator of the Ooze magazine
The whole magazine is designed by a per-son with no experience in magazine design, which means there may be mistakes in the articles; some of the articles include sen-tences taken from other authors’ articles, although they’re changed and adopted to the topic. All images in this magazine were found using Google Image Search, they are free to non-commercial use. I also might have not mentioned some things the reader would consider worth mentioning, the reason for that is limited page num-ber of the magazine and my imagination, experiences, sources and etc. The opin-ions expressed by the Ooze magazine are it’s author’s alone, and do not reflect the opinions of any mentioned people or com-panies. Author is not responsible for the accuracy of any of the information supplied by the Ooze magazine. If you don’t agree with information provided in the magazine, whatsoever, maybe you live in a country with free rights and opinions, if not, well, what a pity. If any of the information above isn’t clear, read it again please. Projekt publikacji wykonany w ramach ćwiczeń w Pracowni Wydawnictw
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2. Energy drinks boosted market and people of the 2000’s chal-
lenging coffee as the best work and study and so on assistant.
Some stats for you: Approximately 65% percent of its drinkers
are between the ages of 13 and 35 years old, with males being
approximately 65% of the market.
3. Furby was a popular electronic robotic toy resembling a
hamster/owl-like creature that was pretty much the first
“must-have” robotic toy.
4. Low waist jeans made people not only learn to walk in a spe-
cific way, but also change underwear more often (as in that
kind of jeans your panties are always on display)
5. Ugg boots. Ask your nana or mama what was the deal about
those in the 2000’s because I have no clue
6. Environment. Everyone suddenly went concerned about it,
started recycling, promoting eco-friendly everything, which
isn’t a bad thing of course, but what began with the purest
intentions, eventually had grown to quite a franchise;
7. Following the eco-boom came the organic tendencies. Because
of GMO the concern around how healthy is the food we eat has
grown, so foods proved to be organic went called-for. Which
also transformed to a big profit-making action.
8. Instant foods. If one tells you he’s cooking something in the
2000’s - he probably means preparing some of the variety of
instant foods.
9. Doomsday. December 21st 2012 is a date known to everyone in
the noughties, you might forget when your cousin’s birthday
is, but you don’t forget when the end of times comes. Disaster
movies, a lot of tribute in all sorts of media and art - standard
package coming with the excitement around the Armageddon.
10. “Smart” cars. Convenient, simple, stylish - very 2000’s.
11. “Crocs“. Ugly as hell in my opinion. Can’t make a constructive
review on that, pardon.
12. Terrorism. One of the sad things about those years. And the
war against it also is.
T o n s o f “epic“ junk
or what’s hot was worn,
talked about, just used in
any way by pretty much
everyone. Well, most of
people. Globalization, you
know. Though what was a
“hot“ in the US, by the time
it got to the third world, was
already a “not“ back in the
States. Anyway, here’s cou-
ple of things I picked, which
made quite a buzz in the OO
decade.
1. Ray-Ban Wayfarers,
r e i n c a r n a t e d f r o m
the 80’s grew super
hip, everyone from a
celebrity to an average
teenager, the sunglasses
are actually pretty cool,
though really overused,
but the ones with clear
lens, come on people,
aren’t glasses for cor-
recting your sight? Just
saying.
StuffAll types of trendy things and flows are spread out in no time and get armies of addicts
Digital Cyborgs became real deal, not a movie fantasy, even though most of cyborgs still think they’re real people
6 OOZE WINTER * (latin) To go, advance, proceed, travel, move along, progress 7
Cell phones went from being a fairly
expensive tool used by affluent people to becoming universal and
a teenage fashion statement. The cell phone I had in 2000 did only
two things: take and receive phone calls. Umm I’m sorry, in fact I
would only dream of it, my dad one was the one with a Motorola (in
comparison, the 2009 7-year-olds had a cell phone, iPod, laptop, iPad
and were b-word-ing about not having a 3D flat-screen). Anyhoo, the
cell I had in 2009 could calls, take pictures, record and play videos,
surf the Web, play mp3s, play games and lots of other cool stuff a
1999 computer could even possibly do. How awesome is that?
MacBook Pro
Photography was a privi-lege before the XXI century, to make photos
you had to have a camera, films, know which type of film to
pick for the specific type of photo you want to take, how to
adjust a camera for that, and excluding bigger cities, you
had to know how to print a film and photos from it. Not in
the Ooze, no! Most 21st century cameras are digital, all you need to have is a camera, all you need to know how
to do is how to push the button, you don’t even need to focus on the object you want a photo of, there’s autofocus
for you. Of course all of this doesn’t mean everyone can take good photos due to the possession of a digicam, but
now photography is for anybody and it’s easy and fun and etc., that’s a fact. Not to mention camera phones, in
the beginning it was like “Isn’t a phone meant for calling?“, but just a little time after that first question asked
while a cell phone purchase was “How many megapixels is the camera?“ Anyhow, by the year 2010 people own
1.5 billion camera phones worldwide and millions of digital cameras. It was during this decade, that we enabled
the ubiquitous and effectively free ability to capture the world around us, which was sure to have had profound
implications on our lives. That could be revolution, or evolution, or maybe degeneration - not for me to judge,
but it has sure changed a lot.
“Digitalized” might be just the
right word to define
us people from the 2000’s.
Back in 1999, the image
of asking a girl from
another town out for a
deluxe dinner, a movie
and listening to a full
discography of Nirvana
required at least a phone,
enough money for a res-
taurant and time to get
out there, tickets to a cin-
ema or a VHS and finding
couple of cassettes with
Nirvana records. In 2009
you texted her, ordered
a meal online, search for
the right movie on your
hard drive and down-
load a full discography of
Nirvana to your iPod (and
that took you like 10 min-
utes instead of 30 hours).
Throughout the decade
we stopped being able our
life without computers,
cell phones, mp3-players,
digital cameras, PSPs
and bunch of other stuff.
The Ooze brought us
thy transformation from
gramophone record (I
hope you know what that
is) to CD to .mp3, VHS
tape to DVD to Blu-ray,
analog broadcasting to
digital broadcasting, pay-
phone to cell phone, books
to E-books, analogue
television to digital cable,
typewriter to printer, mail
to email, film photogra-
phy to digital photography
and so on and so on. You
want more? Ok.
Laptops aka notebooks was one of
the major technology breakthroughs of the 2000’s,
of course the were invented earlier, but in the Ooze
the were made as powerful and advanced as desktop
computers and affordable. A student of 2009 without a
laptop or at least a netbook - are you kidding me? All
amazing things you can do on a computer - you get to
do it in any given place at any given time. Throughout
the Noughties a laptop went from 10-inch 20GB hard
drive 1 hour battery computer (which were of simi-
lar capacity and longer battery life as smartphones
in 2010) to 17-inch 320GB hard drive 10 hour battery
machines. Progress was so fast and impressive, that
in 2007 your 2005 laptop looked like a calculator. Eo
Ire Itum!*
Music stuck to us in new
standards and qualities in the beginning of the
3rd millennium. Cassettes, CDs were great, but first
of all could store real large music collections, you
had to carry around a huge sack bigger then your-
self if you’d like to listen to full discography of Pink
Floyd and John Zorn on 1994 vacation. In 2000’s you
get mp3-players - which are capable of storing and
playing digital media such as audio, images, video,
documents, which are typically stored on a hard drive,
microdrive, or flash memory. That means you can
carry around a device which is capable of all sorts of
cool stuff with 160 GB memory (in 1999 the highest
computer hard drive capacity was about 10 GB, and
that seemed big as universe), and to make it sound
even better, those players are affordable to pretty
much everyone.
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O n t h e Internet
decade is a long
time. In 2000 era of the
dot-com boom began,
the Web was strictly 1.0,
and Google was just a
baby. Since then people
have welled onto the
Internet. You don’t actu-
ally realize how many
more people are on the
Internet by the end of
the Ooze until you start
comparing numbers.
There were only 361 milli
Internet users in 2000, in
the entire world. For per-
spective, that’s barely 2/3
of the size of Facebook
in 2010. From 361M to
almost 2B is screaming
for itself. If anyone ever
thought the Internet was
something of a fad, those
mouths have been per-
manently silenced during
the past decade, and
these numbers show why.
Internet equals change.
Writing has changed tremendously in
the 2000’s as it stopped being just for writers, journalists or critics, but
practically for anyone who is at least basically literate and has internet
access. Blogging, commenting, reviewing had suddenly become every-
one’s thing.
BTW I won’t even go deep ‘bout LOLs, LMFAOs (after which FYI was a
band named, xtrmely popular, a symbol of degradin’ music IMHO), if u
don’t get WTF is dat, thx4attntn xoxo, AFK. ;) (C p. 9 4mo). Now seriously,
Social networking, as var-ious as it is, youtube, wikipedia, google
- that and some other Internet monsters took our lives. Chill out,
it’s not as bad as in MJ’s thriller, though it is sort of creepy if
you think about how much time the Ooze folks spend clicking
“Like it“, twitting, watching youtube poops, questioning Yahoo,
enjoying trolling and wikiing every single thing we don’t know
ish about. Alright not all at once. So here it goes:
1. Google is first of all a huge search engine, if you want to find pretty much anything, you
“google“ it. Google also provides us with a lot of products such as maps, translation, image search, books, fonts,
blogger, gmail and a lot lot more various useful things. Google actually owns a huge piece of the Internet cake.
Throughout the decade Google has provided web surfers with diverse innovative opportunities, it’s really hard
to talk about it’s role in exploring the web landscapes, so I’ll put it this way - Google is huge. Summing it all up,
Google is an American multinational Internet and software corporation specialized in Internet search, cloud
computing, and advertising technologies. Last sentence was from Wikipedia and that leads us to the next point.
2. Wikipedia is a free, collaborative, multilingual Internet encyclopedia supported by the
non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its 20 million articles (over 3.8 million in English alone) have been written
collaboratively by volunteers around the world. That’s what Wikipedia says about Wikipedia. I’ve just pulled off
a classic Noughties thing - found accurate information on something in Wikipedia. Long story short, it’s basi-
cally a digital encyclopedia, but it’s really not just that, because on Wiki you can find information on things not
mentioned in any serious real-life encyclopedia, it comes in most of the world’s languages (even some dead
languages) and articles are not always entirely reliable.
3. Youtube gathered most of the Web’s videos plus anyone could become famous ....................p.10
In the ooze so much of the typical day is taken up with writing emails, tweets, updates, text messages, chats, blog posts and
the occasional longer form writing. On balance, all of that practice is making online writing better, which doesn’t mean all
online writing is good. Much of it’s terrible – the average YouTube comment for an example of how bad it can get. But it’s
been said that excellent writing is a matter of good thinking – if you’ve got the thinking part down, that’s most. And many of
the thoughtful people are producing some great stuff on the web. The Internet wasn’t just prompting us to write more, its
open structure pressured us to write in a way that’s at once more concise and flexible. One problem newspapers and maga-
zines never could fix is that articles are assigned arbitrary lengths (not this one, no). Pay writers per word and they’ll write
as many as they can. Assign a 12,000-word story and you’ll get just that, even if 1,000 are all that’s necessary (and again, that
particular magazine is so not the case). Having a clear voice has grown more important on the web, where writers worry
about brand-building, news sites grow interactive and blog posts resemble conversations. Some don’t regard texting and
chat as writing, while others argue that they’re killing longer and more formal prose. Both notions are wrong. The informal
writing we do on the web doesn’t supplant formal writing, it complements and influences it — and is influenced in return.
Besides, language is always evolving, and a more conversational English isn’t a bad thing. “Writing, when properly man-
aged…is but a different name for conversation.” Laurence Sterne wrote that in Tristram Shandy 250 years ago. Thanks to
the Internet, it’s more true now than ever.
Surf Most of the Ooze people know more about web surfing then any other kind of surfing, in fact they can surf boards online
10 OOZE WINTER 11
15Y AGO TODAYLISTENING TO MUSIC
WATCHING MOVIES
CHILLIN WITH FRIENDS
READING BOOKS
DOING THINGS...simply recording anything, uploading it
to Youtube.Facebook
is a major social network on the 2000’s,
you’ve just met a person and want to
get to know him - just take a look at his
Facebook profile. Since 2004, millions of
people have been giving up their per-
sonal data to the whole world and actually
enjoying it, not just that, but in fact living
more on Facebook then off Facebook.
You could meet people from all over the
globe, share with anyone who visits your
profile, gather all your photos, videos,
interests in the very same place. Modern
form of communication that is. Followed
by Twitter, where you “twit“
anything that’s on your mind and share
it with the world or you can follow any-
one else who’s on Twitter and see what
they’re up to, from your bro sitting in the
next room to any sort of celebrities, or
both, world with no boundaries, yay.
Skypemade telephones look
pathetic, as this program provided people
with the opportunity to call (or video call)
people any place with internet connection,
most importantly, free of charge. In 1998
that would’ve sounded like a silly fairytale,
but that became real in the Ooze. And
that is really cool. I mean it. Like awe-
somely cool.
I ’ d a l s o l i k e t o m e n t i o n
Trolling, as some consider
it to be a bad things, but FUUU comics
rocked the Web with all kinds of troll faces,
look up Wikipedia what that all is about,
on your left I give you a comic which
reflects the 2000’s spirit pretty well.
Yes, we can.
All of this magazine’s articles are written by Anton Drachuk, who
isn’t even close to being a professional writer, though he really did enjoy
writing and designing all this
What we do in life e c h o e s
in eternity.”
We p u r-sue that w h i c h
retreats from us.”
Why so
serious?”
It’s called life, John. Activities
available, just add meaning.”
It ain’t how h a r d y o u h i t ; i t ’ s
about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”