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    Ext. Bright house- day

    JEFFERY SCHUSTER, 30-ish and Pockmarked, steps up to a big

    bright house. He fumbles with a stack of papers under his

    left arm. With his free hand he fixes his hair, making it

    worse and rings the door bell. From inside we hear a hurriedand muffed responce.

    Wade

    Cooooooominnnnnnnng!

    The door is answered by a large smiling man in his late 40's

    with a green fruity shirt on, Wade. Clearly expecting someone

    else, Wade does not drop his smile.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    Can I help you, son?

    Jeffery takes a second to register the situation and carries

    on.

    JEFFERY

    Hello, My name is Jeffery Schuster

    and I have recently moved into the

    neighborhood. I-

    WADE

    -Is that so? well, I'm Wade Palmer

    and-

    Wade shakes Jeffery's hand and shouts to the back of the

    house

    WADE (CONT'D)

    JUNE! JUNE, COME HERE AND MEET THE

    NEW NEIGHBOR!

    JUNE, early 40's with even fruitier dress come to the front

    door.

    June

    Did I hear the words "New Neighbor"?

    Oh my goodness, well look at you.

    Howdy there. Now which one you move

    into?

    JEFFERY

    The, uh, one story grey house off of

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    Clemins.

    WADE

    Somebody finally sold that old box

    of matches?

    June playfully hits Wade in the gut, laughing.

    JUNE

    Oh, Wade. It's about time someone

    bought that house. I bet you'll fix

    it up nice and good. Coat of paint

    does the trick with most anything. A

    little white around the edges and

    that'll really help it shine. But

    look at us Jabber Jawin', come in,

    come in. We're having a "BBQ" with

    some of the neighbors.

    WADE

    Perfect chance to meet the rest of

    the neighborhood and a perfect

    excuse to give you one of my draft

    beers.

    JUNE

    He brews them himself.

    WADEI brew 'em myself.

    Jeffery takes all this in.

    JEFFERY

    Oh, no. I shouldn't. I have to-

    WADE

    You have to learn we don't take no

    for an answer in this house. Come on

    in and let me show you around.

    Wade wraps his arm around Jeffery's neck and pulls him into

    the house. June closes the door.

    Ext. Bright backyard- day

    A good portion of the neighborhood has shown up with varying

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    levels kitchy clothing. Couples stand around talking and

    laughing, some with drinks and some with burgers. Some kids

    play with bubbles and run around a bit. Wade with Jeffery in

    tow, opens the sliding glass door to the backyard and begins

    to walk Jeffery around.

    WADE

    Like the yard? Just had it reseeded

    by THAT SON OF A BITCH RIGHT THERE!

    BEER ME!

    The man manning the grill points his spatula at Wade and

    grins. He then tosses Wade a beer from the cooler. Wade hands

    it to Jeffery.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    That's Mark Erics. I know! Two first

    names? Trust me though, that man has

    a thumb so green he makes a Redwood

    look like a Nazi. Over here we have

    the Tumbridge's and the Lloyd's.

    Wade motions to a pair of couples sitting in chairs and

    talking in the shade of a canopy.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    Yup, Two of the prettiest women in

    town married two of the best lawyers

    in town and two of the worst pokerplayers I've ever met. HAHA, I'm

    just kiddin'.

    Wade waves them off and moves on to a group of parents

    watching their kids play.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    Now this is Carl and Irene Weinburg.

    That's their youngest Reggie and

    their eldest Dorthy. These are Earl

    and Grace Smith. Lily, Michael andPeter are theirs and that one on the

    DS, dead to the world, is mine,

    Barry. You got kids, Jeff?

    JEFFERY

    N-No. I'm not married.

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    WADE

    AHH, a "swingle"? Haha. I'm just

    playing around. Ok, well, that's

    about everyone but just to wrap

    things up a bit

    Wade pulls Jeffery over to snack table where June is mixing

    the punch bowl. Wade takes a fork and taps it against

    Jeffery's beer bottle. The crowd turns to listen.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    Everyone! This is Jeffery. He just

    moved into town from... where you

    from?

    JEFFERY

    ... Tuson.

    WADE

    TUSON, ARIZONA. Quite a bit aways,

    so let's make him feel warm and

    welcome... especially since he moved

    into a drafty place.

    People politely chuckle.

    WADE (CONT'D)

    Now, Jeffery, go on ahead and sayhello to your new neighborhood.

    Jeffery looks around the party. Everyone is waiting for him

    to say something with polite smiles on their faces.

    JEFFERY

    Hello... My name is Jeffery

    Schuster. I Have recently moved into

    the neighborhood and I am required

    by law to introduce myself

    and inform you that I am on theNational registry of sex offenders

    and Currently Reside at 1947 E

    California Ave.

    As Jeffery is saying this he has taken the stack of papers

    from under his arm and held the front so all can see his

    mugshot and personal information. He offers them to people, a

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    few take a sheet.

    JEFFERY (CONT'D)

    If you would like more information

    about my criminal misdeeds just go

    to HTTP Colon BackslashWWW.NSORegesty.gov Backslash 769806

    Lower case b 38 Uppercase A.

    Every stares with wide eyes and stunned silence at Jeffery.

    Wade slowly takes his beer back from Jeffery's hand and

    Jeffery takes the cue to leave via the fenced gate to the

    front yard.

    EXT. Neighborhood sidewalk- Day

    Jeffery Shuffles home. Walking with his head down, lost inhis train of thought. His train is derailed by the clack of a

    spray paint can.

    Ext. JEFFERY'S HOME- DAY

    Looking up, Jeffery Sees the Tweenaged vandals PETER, DOROTHY

    & BARRY defacing the Garage Door of his shabby one storey

    home. BARRY spies Jeffery coming towards them and alerts

    Peter

    Barry

    Dude, DUDE!

    The kids run away with Jeffery half heartedly giving chase

    before giving up a little ways down the block. The kids

    scream over their shoulders

    Peter

    BABY FUCKER!

    Barry Grabs his crotch and points to behind

    BARRY

    White meat or Dark, you sick Bitch?

    Dorothy Laughs and leads the pack around a house into the

    back yard where their cackles fade away. Jeffery looks at his

    Garage door and sees "BABY FUCK" in big red letters on the

    door. He sighs

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    INT. GARAGE- DAY

    Jeffery opens his Garage door and steps inside. With no car

    and little Other than a few nick-knacks, the Garage is bare.

    6 cans of Paint line the wall nearest the door with a paintroller resting on top of the cans. Jeffery grabs them and

    returns out side closing the Garage door behind him.

    EXT. JEFFERy's Home- Day

    Jeffery Pops open a can of paint and dips the roller right in

    the can.

    INT. MS. CATACKER's Home- Day

    MS. CATACKER, 45 & single, peers out her window from behind

    the curtain. Eyeing Jeffery as though he were a Tiger with a

    Time bomb.

    EXT. JEFFERY'S HOME- DAY

    Jeffery has cleaned up the sign to read "BY FUCK" when he

    senses someone burning a hole in the back of his head. He

    turns just in time to see Ms. Catacker duck behind her

    curtain, out of sight. Jeffery hangs his head and finishes upthe paint job.

    INT. Jeffery's Room- day

    Jeffery adjusts his tie, looking in the mirror. He steps back

    and check himself over. Decent. Jeffery grabs a handful of

    flyers and with much chagrin, exits his bedroom.

    Ext. Jeffery's HoME- DAY

    Jeffery Heads out the door and nearly stumbls over a box on

    his front door stoop. He picks up the box and sees it's a box

    of diapers and bottle of warming lubricant. He grimaces and

    tosses the two items inside his front landing, quickly

    closing the door behind as he heads to the sidewalk, passing

    his garage he sees it's been newly vandled with the image of

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    PEDOBEAR freshly painted on the door. Jeffery Pauses, failing

    to comprehend what it means and Huffs past it.

    Int. Neighborhood home #1- day

    Doorbell rings. A middle aged man with a cast on his footanswers the door. He feigns a smile. Begin Montage of

    NEIGHBORHOOD HOME #1: Cast Man. NEIGHBORHOOD HOME #2: House

    wife with tray of cookies. NEIGHBORHOOD HOME #3: 6 year old

    who gets his Grandmother. NEIGHBORHOOD HOME #4: Gay Couple.

    NEIGHBORHOOD HOME #5: Group of 20-something Males

    Jeffery

    Hello Sir/Ma'am, My name is Jeffery

    Schuster. I Have recently moved into

    the neighborhood and I am required

    by law to introduce myself-

    Jeffery extends his hand. Some shake it, some don't.

    JEFFERY (CONT'D)

    And inform you that I am on the

    National registry of sex offenders

    and Currently Reside at 1947 E

    California Ave.

    Jeffery hands the door answerer his sex offender info sheet

    JEFFERY (CONT'D)

    If you would like more information

    about my criminal misdeeds just go

    to HTTP Colon Backslash

    WWW.NSORegesty.gov Backslash 769806

    Lower case b 38 Uppercase A

    Jeffery Turns to leave, not wanting to look at the peoples

    judging faces any longer. #1: keeps an eye on him as he

    walks away. #2: Retracts her previous offer of cookies. #3:

    Shoos the child inside and scowls at Jeffery. #4: One Quicklysmiles and the quickly goes inside while the other makes sure

    he leaves. #5: As Jeffery Leaves, a Kid chugs a beer and

    tosses it at the back of Jeffery's head.

    Int. PUBLIC BUS-evening

    Jeffery hold his cell phone to his head, Listening to his

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    voicemail with a Wounded look on his face.

    Voicemail

    ...Sorry, but we didn't feel you

    right for the electrician position.

    With your current situation and thefact you'd be required to enter

    peoples homes-... we think your

    talents would be best suited

    elsewhere, at another company.

    Jeffery hangs up

    Int. Church Basement-night

    Jeffery with freshly poured coffee in hand takes his seat as

    everyone else does in the circle of folded chairs And beginsto listen to the sweaty man standing across from him

    Brian

    I know when it all started. I was

    watchin' robin hood, you know the

    one with the foxes and... -I was 7

    or 8- and When Maid Marion came on

    screen with her purple dress and

    almond eyes and pointed ears and

    that cute little tail of hers I got

    a funny feelin- she truly was avixen- an Erection... in my pants

    and you know what... It Felt good.

    Jeffery feels someone eying him for two men over from Brian,

    LARRY, 30's and "methy", gives Jeffery the once over and

    locks eyes with him. Licks his lips and makes a kissy face.

    Jeffery, disgusted, lets his gaze wanders to the to doorway

    of the Basement rectory and spies an alter boy, DAVEY,

    waiting by the rest room door, holding his crotch. Davey

    pounds on the door

    Davey

    Come on Ian

    He pounds the door again

    DaVEY (CONT'D)

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    IAN! Come On!

    Davey having difficulty holding and playing up his situation

    moans. Once the moans start and echo through the hallway and

    into the room Jeffery quickly turns away. He looks to see if

    anyone noticed him watching. Larry did, he sneers and turnsback to listen to Brian's story. Jeffery does like wise

    BRIAN

    -So, I'm no Longer allowed at Disney

    world- Or Land and, needless to say,

    Animal Kingdom but While I know what

    I did was WRONG-

    Brian over emphasizes this word to the leader of the group

    with the clipboard, looking for approval. Leader smiles

    BrIAN (CONT'D)I still... deep Down, Do not feel

    like a man... I am A Furrie and I

    DON'T need to masturbate in Public.

    There are claps for Brian who wipes tears form his eyes and

    sits down.

    INT. CHURCH BASEMENT Hallway- NIGHT

    Jeffery leaves his meeting following behind Brian who isgetting a pat of the back from 2 other supporters when he

    walks past the Large Bulletin board next to the water

    fountains. He spots one particular flyer with better than

    average clip art. "NEEDED: SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND

    ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT FOR AN ADULT MAGICIAN. PAY- NEGOTIABLE.

    CALL FOR DETAILS (989)555-4346"

    Jeffery pulls the flyer down and exits

    Ext. JEFFERY'S HOME- night

    Barry, Dorothy and Pete start to advance towards the darkened

    house, spray paint at the ready when FLASH. Guard lights turn

    on and light up the front yard. Jeffery, phone to his ear,

    whips open his curtains from his bedroom, peering outside.

    The kids scramble to escape the light.

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    Int. JeFFERY'S ROOM- night

    Jeffery closes the curtains and hears the receiver click on.

    RandoHello?

    JeFFERY

    Hello. Hi. I'm calling about your

    flyer up at St. Nicholas.

    RANDO

    Oh...OH! Yeah yeah yeah, Um , the

    electricians position. Um, My name's

    Rando and uh- what's your

    experience?

    JEFFERY

    I was an electrician for 5 years.

    Before that I was an carpenter for 3

    years. I studied at-

    RANDO

    Good, Good, Great. Listen, it's um a

    bit late right now but I am

    interested in having you come in.

    How does 2 PM tomorrow work?

    Jeffery looks about his room for a piece of paper and a pen.

    He grabs a sheet of printer paper and a pen from his dresser

    drawer.

    JEFFERY

    Rea- Yeah, Yes. That's fine. Where

    are you located?

    RANDO

    We're in the Meat packing district

    at 8299 S Polk.

    Jeffery jots it down.

    JEFFERY

    Great. Thank you. I'll see you

    tomorrow at 2.

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    RANDO

    Alright, til then. Ta ta

    Jeffery hangs up and looks at his phone for a second and

    mouths "ta ta." Suddenly a Wet THWAP against Jeffery's

    bedroom window. He rushes to it and sees it covered in a

    thick viscus brown fluid.

    Ext. JEFFERY'S HOME- NIGHT

    He opens the window and immediately knows it's shit by the

    whiff he gets. He looks into the darkness of the night to see

    if anyone visible is there. All Jeffery sees is Ms. Catackers

    curtains close quickly and the lights in her room go out.

    Jeffery slams his window shut and a little chuck of shit

    falls off the smelly mass.

    EXT. Warehouse- day

    Jeffery checks the sheet of printer paper as he comes upon a

    disheveled looking warehouse. He walks to the front door and

    looks at the call buttons and the corresponding names. "313-

    AMAZING RANDO" has Stick on stars around it. Jeffery Buzzes

    the button. As soon as he does the heavy metal front door

    swings open and a man carrying a box of fake flowers and

    trick cards knocks Jeffery down.

    RANDO

    Holy crap. Sorry Man, I've got magic

    and shit.

    RANDO, mid twenties with dark hair and a flashy suit coat,

    Puts down his box and extends his hand to Jeffery, pulls him

    up and brushes him off a bit. He picks up the box and heads

    to the painted van in the parking lot. Jeffery follows.

    JeFFERY

    Um... Are you Rando?

    Rando is fighting between not dropping his box and opening

    the sliding van door. Jeffery grasps the handle and pulls.

    The door opens and Jeffery plops the box down in the

    cluterful van filled with stage lights and other boxes.

    RANDO

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    Uhh- Yeah Yeah and... Oh Crap,

    You're the guy aren't you? The

    lighting guy. Shit man sorry I

    forgot. I've got a gig in like 45

    minuets and it"s about 30 minuets

    away.

    JEFFERY

    Do you want me to come back another-

    RANDO

    -Nonononono, That's fine. This works

    out perfectly actually. Umm, have

    you got anything going on- do you

    need to be somewhere today?

    JEFFERY

    I'm free... why?

    RANDO

    I am THE AMAZING RANDO and I'm a

    adult magician.

    Rando reaches into his inside jacket pocket and pulls out a

    bouquet of flowers and then pulls a string to reveal a dildo

    in the side the bouquet.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    Ehh! Ehh! I got tired of the kidthing so I deal exclusively with

    adult entertainment what I need from

    you is to simply set up the lights

    according to this design

    Rando reaches into his outside jacket pocket and hands

    Jeffery a simple lighting design, horribly jotted down.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    That's it. Consider this your on

    site training. If this goes well,you'll pretty much have the job

    since... nobody else called me. SO

    what do ya say. Wanna Help me make

    some MAGIC!

    At this point Rando reaches into the opposite inside jacket

    pocket and tosses a handful of white confetti into the air.

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    Jeffery Picks a piece off of his shoulder and sees the shape

    is that of a splatter mark.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    CUM-Fetti... so what do you say?

    Jeffery Looks at the "Cum-Fetti" and then at Rando and after

    a second Smiles.

    EXT. Suburban backyard- day

    A modestly well built stage with a Banner reading "HAPPY

    BIRTHDAY, ANGELA" sits in the backyard of a McMansion. There

    are chairs and a bartender at miniature barstand mixing

    drinks. A handful of couples are chatting and enjoying

    themselves. Rando is dressed in his complete magicians attire

    with pants and shoes to match his jacket. Jeffery Finisheschecking the light rig and looks to Rando and gives a thumbs

    up. Rando smiles and walks over

    RANDO

    Everything ready?

    JEFFERY

    Yup

    RANDO

    Great. Great. Alright well,everything seems to be ready on this

    end but I've got a little problem.

    JEFFERY

    What?

    RANDO

    Nothing big, nothing huge. It seems

    the guy who booked this party

    thought I was an Adult and Kids

    magician and apparently a few of thecouples from the neighborhood

    brought their kids over here.

    Jeffery gets a worried look on his face.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    They're in the basement right now.

    Look, I know you didn't sign up for

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    this but could you grab some Make-up

    in my van, there should be some

    clown pants there too. Just put them

    on, head down stairs and keeps the

    kids distracted for an hour or so.

    Have you Handled Kids before?

    Jeffery has no idea how to answer that.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    It's real easy. It's not rocket

    science

    A Woman in her early 40s comes around the stage and up to

    Rando.

    Trisha

    We're all ready when you are.

    RANDO

    Yeah yeah yeah. Absolutely.

    Rando reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out an index

    card

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    Just read this before I come out and

    we'll be set.

    TRISHA

    Ok.

    Trisha heads back to her guests

    RANDO

    Alright, buddy. I've gotta go on.

    Don't be worried, they're kids,

    they're the easiest thing to

    entertain.

    TRISHA (o.S.)

    And now the man who puts the "ICK"

    in Magic-

    RANDO

    Opp. Here we go. Good luck bud. Just

    blow up some balloons, Squirt 'em

    with your flower and honk your horn

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    in the kids faces. They love it.

    Rando enters stage left leaving Jeffery stunned.

    INT. RANDO's VAN- Day

    Jeffery is sweating profusely. The make up is running off as

    fast he's putting it on. Jeffery is wearing a wife beater and

    large suspendered clown pants with boots. He whimpers a bit

    as he looks into the rear view mirror trying to putting on

    make up as though it hurts to do it. He picks up some random

    bit of trash and throws it across the van in frustration.

    Jeffery starts to hyperventilate and then tries to calm

    himself down. He gets to steady breathing pattern before

    SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.

    Ext. SuBURBAN Frontyard- Day

    JEFFERY

    AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Silence. The van stops rocking. A moment passes as Jeffery

    Slowly opens the van door and closes it behind him. With a

    deadpan look on his face, he walks up the front yard to the

    front door where Trisha is waiting for him, holding the front

    door open.

    TRISHA

    Thank you SOO much for doing this.

    Jeffery walks past her, not saying a word.

    Int. Basement- Day

    The sounds of children's merriment fills the basement as

    Jeffery Opens the basement door. With heavy footsteps he

    slowly descends the stairs. Once he's far enough down he sees

    there are 5 kids aged 5-8 running around playing with astreamer.

    NINA

    Oooh, A Clown!

    They immediately stop what they're doing once they see a

    clown in their midsts. They drop the streamer and gather

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    around Jeffery, silently staring and sweating his make up

    off. One Kid, KYLE aged 7, wipes snot from his nose.

    KYLE

    Who are you?

    Jeffery stares at the kid almost in a panic. After a moment

    of thought

    JEFFERY

    Ughh... I'm... Perrywinkle.

    Perrywinkle the clown.

    KYLE

    Well... do some Clown things.

    JEFFERY

    Like what?

    KYLE

    Make me a Balloon animal.

    JEFFERY

    Uhh...

    KYLE

    MAKE me a BALLOON ANIMAL.

    Without breaking eye contact with Kyle, Jeffery reaches intohis left clown pocket and pulls out a Balloon Pump and from

    his right Clown pocket, a Pink Balloon.

    Slowly he begins to blow it up. Kyle stares at Jeffery. The

    balloon's tips grows closer to Kyle's face. Kyle does not

    back down. The Tip of the Ripe Balloon brushes against Kyle's

    nose.

    Filled to the max, Jeffery ties off the balloon and begins to

    manipulate and twist it in his hands. The sounds of rubber

    rubbing against it self fills the room like nails on a

    blackboard. Jeffery never blinks.

    The Squeaking stops and in Jeffery's hands is a perfect

    Balloon Giraffe. He hands to Kyle. He looks at it and then

    looks back up at Jeffery.

    Kyle (CONT'D)

    Thanks.

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    Kyle then sits down in the semi circle that's formed around

    Jeffery. Suddenly, a weight has been lifted off the room. the

    room seems brighter all of a sudden and a slight smile comes

    across Jeffery's face.

    JeFFERY

    Who else wants one?

    All the kids pop up, hands in the air.

    CHILDREN

    I DO! I DO! I DO!

    Jeffery's smile widens as a montage of happiness begins. He

    makes balloon animals. He runs about the room with them. He

    pantomimes a story. Squirts a kid with his flower and throws

    confetti in the air as the kids all cheer.

    EXT. SUBURBAN FRONTYARD- night

    Jeffery with half wiped off make up loads two stage lights

    into the truck with Rando pushing the folded up stage curtain

    into the van.

    At the front door of the house the couple who hosted the

    party waves good by to all their guests, most intoxicated,

    walking with their kids back home.

    As Jeffery closes the van door and turn to get into the front

    cab. As he does, he see the little girl Nina asleep with her

    arms around her daddy's neck. She opens her eyes, smiles and

    waves good bye to Jeffery. Jeffery Smiles and does the same.

    Rando

    You comin?

    Jeffery turns around and gets into Randos' van.

    EXT. JEFFERY'S HOME- NIGHT

    Rando's Van pulls up to the front of the house. Jeffery takes

    off his seat belt

    RANDO

    You did great tonight, Jeffy. Can I

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    call you Jeffy? Jeffy, I gotta hand

    it to ya, as Soon as I mentioned

    kids you looked like you were gonna

    shit a 10 foot brick but you did

    great. In fact, the Lady of the

    house asked me to give this to you

    Rando searches around his inside jacket pockets and pulls out

    a pair of panties.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    Oops, those aren't for you.

    He checks again and pulls out $40 dollars and hands it to

    Jeffery.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    So, with that out of the way, Lemmiejust say, Welcome aboard.

    Rando extends his hand to Jeffery who shakes it in kind.

    RANDO (CONT'D)

    I just have to do the obligatory

    background check. Don't worry you've

    got the job- As long as you haven't

    Killed someone.

    Rando laughs and Jeffery nervously chuckles, looks away andexits the car.

    JeFFERY

    Oh the-

    RANDO

    Hold on to the clothes. After

    tonight, you'll be wearing them a

    lot more often... also they suit.

    Rando again cackles as Jeffery closes the door and wavesgoodbye to Rando, Jeffery smiles to himself. He heads for the

    front door getting his keys out of his pocket. Once he

    reaches the front door and fiddles with the lock he hears a

    rustle from the bushes beside his front door. He turns

    inquisitively when suddenly out pop Peter, Dorothy and Barry

    with baseball bats. The security lights pop on and light the

    front yard, stage light style.

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    BARRY

    NOW!

    They proceed to beat Jeffery in the most brutal of fashions

    on the stage lit front yard. Whacking his face and legs. The

    sound of bones breaking and cries of Pain come from Jeffery

    and he falls to the ground trying desperately to crawl away

    JEFFERY

    AGHHH!

    PETER

    Take that Fuckhole the Clown. Like

    it when Kids honk your little red

    nose.

    Dorothey begins kicking Jeffery in-between swings

    Dorothy

    NO...MEANS...NO

    INT. Ms. Catacker's Home- Night

    Shrouded in darkness, Ms. Catacker looks out here window, a

    confused worry across her face.

    Ext. Jeffery's HOME- NIGHT

    Jeffery is no longer putting up much of a struggle. He's

    practically motionless if not for his slow weezing breathing.

    Barry stops hitting him long enough to see that Jeffery is

    dying. In the distance, sirens approach.

    BARRY

    SHIT! SCATTER. GO. GO. GO.

    Barry, Peter & Dorothy run off in different directions

    leaving Jeffery dying, covered in blood looking like acrushed grapefruit. He breathing begins to slow as he stares

    straight up into the sky. The sirens are getting nearer, as

    Jeffery simply looks up at the sky cracks a smile on the left

    side of his face as a slow trickle of blood comes out of his

    mouth on the right side. The Lights go out. Jeffery is no

    longer wheezing as the lovely starry night fades to black.

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