PILL BOX

Robert Fitterman

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TABLE OF CONTENTS 1. Actonel 3 2. Advair 4 3. Ambien 5 4. Avodart 6 5. Boniva 7 6. Celebrex 8 7. Crestor 9 8. Detrol 10 9. Enbrel 11 10. Flomax 12 11. Fosamax 13 12. Levitra 14 13. Lipitor 15 14. Lunestra 16 15. Ortho Evra 17 16. Paxil 18 17. Singulair 19 18. Viagra 20 19. Zelnorm 21 20. Zoloft 22

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ACTONEL

Time is a thief—

as you age it may even silently steal our bones.

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ADVAIR I had to avoid the park on my way to work.

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AMBIEN There is a rhythm of life: we sleep at night and wake in... the morning.

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AVODART I said to my doctor I have a going problem you have a growing problem.

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BONIVA My grand kids are a great reason for me to keep my bones strong.

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CELEBREX And these hands uh-oh these hands haven’t lost

their touch—

celebrate.

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CRESTOR While I was building my friendships, my family, while I was building my life...

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DETROL that is an ac- cident waiting to happen.

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ENBREL I’m an artist I’m athletic I’m a father and today I can still be all of these things...

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FLOMAX Here’s to spending more time on the road.

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FOSAMAX This is an amazing age it’s an amazing

age—we learn

something new every- day.

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LEVITRA Sometimes you need a little help staying in the game... but once you’re in the zone, it’s good.

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LIPITOR I’ve studied the human heart for a lifetime and there’s something you should know...

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LUNESTRA A morning refreshed, recharged...

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ORTHO EVRA you know that little voice that whispers did you take that pill today? you don’t have to hear it anymore because of this.

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PAXIL I don’t enjoy things like I used to I can’t sit still I wasn’t always like this I used to be happy I remember being happy.

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SINGULAIR The exciting thing about this ride isn’t the 90-foot drop...

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VIAGRA Sure, a lot has changed over the years...

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ZELNORM Is your body telling you there’s something wrong but you’re not sure why?

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ZOLOFT You know when the world seems like a sad and lonely place or when you feel tired, hopeless

and empty inside—

you’re anxious and you don’t enjoy the things you once

loved—you just feel so alone.