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Ponderables
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Can you cry under water?
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When we were young we used to go "skinny
dipping," now we just “chunky dunk.”
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How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of
just murdered?
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that
extra penny going?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wakeup like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?
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I signed up for an exercise class and was
told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete'
and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat
cells liveforever.
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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If a dog has ticks, is it considered a watch dog?
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OK, so what is the speed of dark?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Early bird gets the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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The last word is never the last word.
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Blessed are they who expect nothing. For they shall not be
disappointed.
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Did bald eagles ever have hair?
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If 7-11 is open 24hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors?
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Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
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What is another word for “thesaurus”?
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Why does your nose “run” and your feet “smell”?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?
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If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not
move 10 miles away?
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Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Where does the fat go when someone loses 30 lbs?
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How can someone “draw a blank”?
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Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?