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THESE ARE TEARABLE
PUNS I've alw
ays wanted to hand out carts at
Walm
art. I can't imagine a greeter job.
Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.
I should have been sad when m
y flashlight w
ent dead, but I was delighted.
I was sad w
hen my feather pillow
split. I felt dow
n-in-the-mouth for a w
eek.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
Successful dieters might w
in the Nobelly prize.
Definition of a Will:
It's a dead giveaway.
The soldier survived mustard gas and
pepper spray. He’s a seasoned veteran.
I went to a seafood nightclub last w
eek and pulled a m
ussel.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. Its im
possible to put down!
My uncle laughed at m
y aunt's curio cabinet. And he know
s I hate knick knack jokes.
A bicycle can't stand on its own
because it is two tired.
A boy swallow
ed some coins. The doctor
checked him and said, "No change yet."
A dyslexic man w
alked into a bra.
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