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THESE ARE TEARABLE PUNS I've always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart. I can't imagine a greeter job. Carpe dime: Seize the coin. I should have been sad when my flashlight went dead, but I was delighted. I was sad when my feather pillow split. I felt down-in-the-mouth for a week. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize. Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway. The soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He’s a seasoned veteran. I went to a seafood nightclub last week and pulled a mussel. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. Its impossible to put down! My uncle laughed at my aunt's curio cabinet. And he knows I hate knick knack jokes. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. A boy swallowed some coins. The doctor checked him and said, "No change yet." A dyslexic man walked into a bra. #5 www.TearablePuns.org

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THESE ARE TEARABLE

PUNS I've alw

ays wanted to hand out carts at

Walm

art. I can't imagine a greeter job.

Carpe dime:

Seize the coin.

I should have been sad when m

y flashlight w

ent dead, but I was delighted.

I was sad w

hen my feather pillow

split. I felt dow

n-in-the-mouth for a w

eek.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder

and got a little behind in his work.

Successful dieters might w

in the Nobelly prize.

Definition of a Will:

It's a dead giveaway.

The soldier survived mustard gas and

pepper spray. He’s a seasoned veteran.

I went to a seafood nightclub last w

eek and pulled a m

ussel.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. Its im

possible to put down!

My uncle laughed at m

y aunt's curio cabinet. And he know

s I hate knick knack jokes.

A bicycle can't stand on its own

because it is two tired.

A boy swallow

ed some coins. The doctor

checked him and said, "No change yet."

A dyslexic man w

alked into a bra.

#5 www.TearablePuns.org

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