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HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?

WANTED:

YOU!For horrendous crimes against sanity

Reward:

£ XXXXXXXDEAD or ALIVE

CHEMIST >>>>> Financial value of your body’s ELEMENTSPSYCHOLOGIST >>> How smart you are / size of your Intelligence Quota (IQ).PHYSIOLOGIST >>> Your strength, endurance and stamina.SOCIOLOGIST >>> The value of your social capitalECONOMIST >>> Your financial output

HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH ?

!YOUR PLANE HAS GONE

DOWN!SCENARIO: You are flying to the

Isle of Man TT races. Plane ditches in the sea. Only one life

boat with four places:

Blood Runner, Biker Down instructor, Police Biker, CBT

Instructor, Air Ambulance pilot, Mother and child, College Tutor.

WHICH 4 SURVIVE ???

“The GREATEST LOVE a person can show is to DIE for his / her friends.”

(John 15:3)

£The COMPENSATION

Quiz!

HEAD (SEVERE)£155,000 – £222,000TOTAL BLINDNESS:

£150,000AMPUTATION OF BOTH LEGS (ABOVE

KNEE):£158,000 - £185,000

MINOR HAND INJURIES:£600 - £2580

TOE (AMPUTATION)£24,000 - £37,000

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ diedfor us.(Romans5:8)

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HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?