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PWNAGE MMA/K1Monthly Magazine

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SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR

I just wanted to take a minute to talk about themagazine and why it was created. Let me startby saying how much I love playingMMATycoon. Prior to this game, the onlysimilar experience I had was playing UFCUndisputed and running a wrestling e-fed. Bothof these things were a huge sap of time andeventually I just couldnt keep up. Tycoon hasso many different things you can do to keepbusy, yet the action is spread out enough tokeep your interest.

So I want to say Thank you to Mike Tycoonfor making this great game (I appreciate it somuch that I made a shirt just for him). I want tothank the participants of the PWNAGEMMA/K1 org for helping make my dream cometo life. And most importantly, I want to thankyou, the reader, for taking your time to readthis fake magazine that I put my heart in to. hope you enjoy the magazine and I imploreyou to participant in this game as much as youpossibly can.

CREDITS & LEGAL

Edited by: Buster Gloves

Columns by: Buster GlovesCover art by: Buster GlovesGraphic Design: Buster GlovesSpecial Thanks: Mike Tycoon, Dirty Harry,Dave Struction, Kelly McGrady, Silver Blunt,PWNAGE MMA/K1, The Tycoon World OrderAlliance, Christine, Parker, Mason, and NoelSmith BJJ.

THE CONTENTS OF THIS MAGAZINE IN

PART OR IN WHOLE; IS INTENDED FORNON-COMMERCIAL ENTERTAINMENTPURPOSES ONLY, AND IS NOT ALLOWEDTO BE USED IN ANY WAY THAT IS OR MAYLEAD TO THE GAIN OF ANY SORT OFECONOMIC VALUE; UNLESS YOU ARE ORHAVE PRIOR WRITTEN AGREEMENT FROMITS CREATOR/CREATORS.

INTRODUCTION

WELCOME TO THE MAGAZINEPWNAGE: The Magazine is a monthlymagazine produced by the PWNAGE ClothingCompany of New York. Its content is designedfor entertainment purposes only and is targetedtowards players of MMA Tycoon, the popularMMA simulator found at MMATycoon.com.More specifically, this publicationencompasses all material related to thePWNAGE MMA/K1 organization in New York.

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PWNAGE STARS OF THE NIGHTThe PWNAGE Stars of the Night are awarded to the 3 fighters on each card that we here at PWNAGE Clothing feel bestrepresent the concept of PWNAGE. You may ask yourself, What exactly is PWNAGE? Lets examine what the wordmeans to us:

pwnage [pone-edge] noun1. an instance of defeating someone severely, often to the point of humiliation2. a state of compromising or controlling a target3. an epic clothing company for hardcore MMA fans that like high fives, chicks with machine guns, and nut-kicking

douche-bags through flaming walls of tigers!

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGEMMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and soldby PWNAGE Clothing of New York. Now lets take a look at this months winners of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night:

PWNAGE 16Chuck The IceMizzle

Alexander Iii

Diamond Phillips

PWNAGE 17Mason Capwell

Curtis Jackson

PWNAGE 18

David Reese

Fionn Mac Cumhaill

PWNAGE 19Abel Silva

Bruce Lee

PWNAGE 20Anderson Silva

Peregrin Broadfoot

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PWNAGE WALL OF FAME

Here is a list of every PWNAGE Stars of the Night Award winner in the history of this publication.Fighters with the most awards are at the top of the list.

Wong Ox Ling

Dynamite Doug Harden

John French Toast Schulz

John J Rambo

Chuck Liddizzle The Icemizzle x2

George Stomp Richardson

"Warrior Chieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill x2

"Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle

Douglas Quaid

Razor Ray Williams

Dwight Ansalon

Eric Sutter

Alexander Iii

Diamond Phillips

Mason Capwell

Curtis Jackson

David Reese

Abel Silva

Bruce Lee

Anderson Silva

Peregrin Broadfoot

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PWNAGE 16LING VS ICEMIZZLE

PWNAGE 16: Ling vs Icemizzle featured the Welterweight Championship between Wong Ling and Chuck TheIcemizzle. This was an exciting fight that saw defending champion Ling dominate on the ground and challengerThe Icemizzle dominate on the feat. However, it was Chuck The Icemizzle that was able to claim the prize as

he finished the fight with a KO at the end of round 2. The card put up a respectable rating of 130 but suffereddue to a NC.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 16 are going to Chuck The Icemizzle, Alexander Iii, andDiamond Phillips.

Chuck LiddizleThe Icemizzle showed some real heart in his bout to claim the Welterweight Title againstWong Ling. Icemizzle was taken down in the first round but he came back in the second with a vengeanceAfter unloading a barrage of crushing blows to the head and body, Chuck finished off the champ at the end ofthe second round with an explosive uppercut. Say hello to the new champ.

Alexander The Great Iii went to war with Jason Turner. It was clear that Alexander showed up prepared to

fight to the death.On this day, Alexander was able to win the battle, the war, and the fight with a series ofcrushing head shots that put his opponent out cold after only 1 minute, 40 seconds. Lets see how long hisreign of terror will last in PWNAGE MMA.

King Diamond Phillips was the brightest star of the night in his match with Ian Brown. Both men were lookingfor the KO early as they swung one haymaker after the other. Phillips managed to connect on his whiledodging that of his opponent. The bombs did their damage and destroyed the face of the Kings opponentbefore the fight ended after only a minute. It was a nasty hook that ended it all and declared Diamond Phillipsas the King of the Cage.

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of thePWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T

shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

170 lbs 5 Chuck The Icemizzle Wong Ling KO (Punch) 2 04:50170 lbsTitle

205 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Tomislav Vukovic Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Hiroshimo Hiro Hickson Gwacie Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Alexander Iii Jason Turner KO (Punches) 1 01:42

185 lbs 3 Peregrin Broadfoot Bruce Lee Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Yura Noobert Strong Arm Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Diamond Phillips Ian Brown TKO (Strikes) 1 00:54

185 lbs 3 Bosco o Neill Eric Sutter TKO (Strikes) 1 04:19

205 lbs 3 Rodef Oknenaileme Ziggy Donovan Submission (Kimura) 1 02:01

265+ lbs 5 Tiny McGee Roman Alexanyan No Contest 1 00:00

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PWNAGE 17MACHIDA VS STEVENS

PWNAGE 17: Machida vs Stevens was a bit of an underwhelming event. Although the night was filledwith highlight finishes, the main event was a 5 round decision victory for the reigning Middleweightchampion Lyoto Machida. Neither fight ever seemed to really be in trouble, but Machida convincingly

took the score cards with a solid gameplan that saw him takedown and smother his opponent whilethe audience fell asleep. The audience definitely wanted to see a finish in this one, as the rest of thecard only featured a meager 6 fights. The card put up a feeble rating (by PWNAGE standards) of 108.

There were only 2 stars of the night on this evening. They were Mason C Train Capwell andBulletproof Curtis Jackson.

Mason Capwell had his hands full with a very talented and still undefeated opponent in JamesWilliam. However, Capwell really stood out as the superior fighter this night. The fight saw Capwelltakedown his opponent and bludgeon his opponent into a bloody mess through technical prowessand surgical precision. He shook off one weak submission attempt after another and mounted his

opponent before dishing out some brutal ground and pound. The doctors stepped in and somewherehis opponents mother/wife/hair dresser was sobbing uncontrollably as Capwell was awarded the W.

Bulletproof Curtis Jackson had the highlight of the night in his match with Jesus Tabs. Jacksonsopponent was on the wrong end of a bad losing streak and was looking to turn his career around witha solid performance. Jackson was facing an equally disappointing stretch of his career having lost hisprevious 4 fights. However, Jackson did not disappoint this night. His opponent went in for atelegraphed takedown attempt and Jackson kicked him square in the face. Somehow the stunnedcombatant got back to his feet. Seconds later, Bulletproof Jackson landed a second head kick thatended the fight and possibly his opponents career. With this victory, Jackson is back on track and willbe looking to get back in that cage as soon as possible.

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next monthsedition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cardswill have a signature T-shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

185 lbs 5 Lyoto Machida Randal Stevens Decision (Unanimous) 5 05:00185 lbsTitle

185 lbs 3 Dave Bower Tyler MayfieldSubmission (Triangle

Choke)1 04:27

205 lbs 3 Mason Capwell James William TKO (Cut) 2 04:03

205 lbs 3 Marshall Mathers Don The Fist TKO (Cut) 2 02:51

265 lbs 3 Douglas Quaid Erik Bryant TKO (Strikes) 3 04:28

265+ lbs 5 Tiny McGee Hugo Silva KO (Punch) 1 00:51

170 lbs 3 Curtis Jackson Jesus Tabs KO (Head Kick) 1 00:23

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Four of the best in PWNAGE face off

in a pair of co-main events.

Kzarik Nahrul takes on David Reese

in a Heavyweight bout

Brad Charyak defends his Light Heavyweight title against top

contender Fionn Mac Cumhail

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PWNAGE 18BEAST MODE

PWNAGE 18: Beast Mode was a huge huge huge event. The hired gun David Reese took onHeavyweight champion Kzarik Nahrul in non-title fight in the first of 2 co-main events. David Reeselooked amazing in this bout as he had his way with the champ and won via first round KO. The

second co-main event of the night had Fionn Mac Cumhaill challenging Brad Charyak for the lightheavyweight title. Cumhaill dominated and won via 2nd round TKO to become the new LightHeavyweight Champion. Despite there only being 9 fights on the card and 7 of them resulting indecisions, the event put up a ridiculous 180 rating. It was the 2nd best card in the history of the organd sky-rocketing it to #1 in New York and top 20 in the world.

There are only 2 PWNAGE stars of the night for this card. They are David Chip Reese, and "WarrioChieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill.

David Chip Reese stepped in to the PWNAGE Cage as a mercenary recruited to challenge thereigning champion of the 265 division Kzarik Nahrul. Despite lacking the experience of his opponent,

Chip was dominant. Everything was working for striker as he put down the champ not once, not twice,but three times. Reese stalked his opponent, taunting him and beckoning him back to his feet aftereach knockdown. A counter head kick ended it all as his adversary flopped and was out for theevening.

An equally impressive performance was put on by Fionn Mac Cumhaill. The Warrior Chieftain faceddefending champion Brad Charyak for the 3rd time in a rubber match to settle the score. In a matchthat almost entirely was spent on the ground, Mac Cumhaill was able to takedown his opponent withease. While on the ground his opponent could only try to hold on a weather the storm, but the groundgame of Mac Cumhaill was just too much to handle and he was able to get back his title after severadevastating blows from the mount position. The question is, How long before these two men meet

again?

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

265 lbs 5 David Reese Kzarik Nahrul KO (Head Kick) 1 03:50

205 lbs 5 Fionn Mac Cumhaill Brad Charyak TKO (Strikes) 2 01:02205 lbsTitle

265 lbs 3 Richtor Schkayle John J Rambo Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265 lbs 3 Iliek Boubeez Marcus Jones Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Khun Rayn Casey Ryback Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Jon Lyle Jeff Grant Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

185 lbs 3 Peregrin Broadfoot Aodhan o hAodha Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

185 lbs 3 Bryan Welch Spyde Radic Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265 lbs 3 Juan Seffar Janek Grzmot Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

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Top Contenders face off in a grudge match

To find out who will get a title shot

Wong Ling takes on Ray Williams

in a Welterweight bout

Dwight Ansalon looks to battle with

rising Middleweight star Flava Flave

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PWNAGE 19LING VS WILLIAMS

PWNAGE 19: Ling vs. Williams was a bit of a disappointment. With only 6 scheduled fights and notitle fights at all, the odds were stacked against the organization on this one. The main event saw

Wong Ling take on Ray Williams in an exciting match up. The two brawlers turned on the heat andthrew bombs at each other until Ling was able to clinch up and deliver a couple blows that putWilliams on Queer Street. Ling was able to take the first round TKO victory and continue hiscampaign to become the PWNAGE Welterweight Champion. Due to a combination of issues the cardsuffered a rating of only 79. You can on PWNAGE bouncing back next week.

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night are Abel Silva and Bruce Lee.

Abel The Holy One Silva faced off against PWNAGE veteran Jason Turner in what looked to be aneven match. Silva was able to avoid most of the body shots coming his way while he deliveredmultiple kicks to the legs of his opponent. But it was a pair of head kicks by The Holy One that really

did the damage. The first put his opponent down on the mat. Abel beckoned rocked opponent to getback up only to smash him back down with the final kick.

Dragon Bruce Lee dominated his match with Eric Sutter. On paper it seemed like the younger Leehad a huge advantage over his older opponent and he did not fail to impress. Bruce Lee looked like aman fighting a boy as he dragged down his enemy and locked on a spinning knee bar from the guardposition. It is hard to really critique this fight because it was over so quickly, but Bruce Lee sure didlook good. Lets see if he can carry this momentum into his next fight.

As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next monthsedition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards

will have a signature T-shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York.

Weight Rounds Winner Loser Method Round Time

170 lbs 3 Wong Ling Ray Williams TKO (Strikes) 1 03:11

185 lbs 3 Flava Flave Dwight AnsalonDecision

(Unanimous)3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Tomislav Vukovic Strong ArmDecision

(Unanimous)3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Abel Silva Jason TurnerKO (Head

Kick)

1 02:28

185 lbs 3 Bruce Lee Eric SutterSubmission(Kneebar)

1 00:40

265+ lbs 3 Adolf Jonsen Shogun GracieDecision

(Unanimous)3 05:00

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PWNAGE 20RAYN VS INN

PWNAGE 20: Rayn vs Inn saw Kuhn Rayn take on All Inn in a contest between top ranking lightheavyweights. Rayn had the better gameplan and was able to walk away with a unanimous decisionafter 3 rounds of sprawl and brawl prowess. The card itself put up a respectable 135 rating, butlacked the highlight finishes weve grown accustomed to seeing in PWNAGE.

The Stars of the Night are Anderson The Spider Silva and Peregrin The Shit Stomper Broadfoot.

Despite being outweighed by almost 60 lbs, Anderson The Spider Silva put on a flawlessperformance in his heavyweight debut against Joel Angelini. In fact, the Spider wove an impenetrableweb of striking excellence as his opponent failed to land a single punch during the entire bout.Although, it should be noted that Silva had much more experience than his opponent, no one thoughhed go untouched. Anderson literally toyed with his prey, enjoying the pain he was inflicted andrelishing in the spilled blood until the doctors mercifully ended the fight at 3 minutes in the secondround.

Peregrin The Shit Stomper Broadfoot was equally impressive on this night, although he had to takea beating to really shine. Everyone loves a great comeback, and as Broadfoot entered the third roundit looked like Tyler Mayfield had the fight wrapped up, but the ground game of The Shit Stomper wasfilthy. Peregrin took down his opponent early in the 3rd and went to work. However, he got sweptmidway through the round and looked to be at a disadvantage, but Broadfoot would not be denied asthe brown belt locked up a triangle choke on his fellow brown belt and caused the submission justseconds before the end of the fight.

Weight Rnds Winner Loser Method Round Time

205 lbs 3Khun Rayn All Inn

Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00170 lbs 3 Jon Lyle Alexander Iii Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Mason Capwell Casey Ryback Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

170 lbs 3 Hiroshimo Hiro John Schulz Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265 lbs 3 Anderson Silva Joel Angelini TKO (Cut) 2 03:19

185 lbs 3 Peregrin Broadfoot Tyler MayfieldSubmission (Triangle

Choke)3 04:46

265 lbs 3 Erik BryantAleksander

EmelianenkoDecision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

265+ lbs 3 Hans Ali Hassan Bosco o Neill Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00

205 lbs 3 Marshall Mathers James William TKO (Cut) 3 03:36

205 lbs 3 Dante Jones Mike Tyson TKO (Strikes) 1 00:05

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