q: what fruit always travels in a soup rich? groups of two
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Q: How do you make a soup rich?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!
Q: What kind of beans have landed on the moon?
A: Human Beans!
Q: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
A: Pears!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: It felt crummy!
Q: How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
A: With cookie sheets!
Q: How can you knock over a full glass of and not spill
any water?
A: When the glass is filled with milk!
Q: What do you call someone who eats everything insight?
A: A refriger‐raider!
Q: Which vegetable’s name and first letter sound the same?
A: Pea!
Q: What grain group food do ghosts like for breakfast?
A: Scream of wheat!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Take it to a scary movie!
Q: What does corn say when it’s picked?
A: Ouch! My ears!
I am in the vegetable group. I grow underneath the ground. I can be eaten raw or cooked. I help keep eyes healthy. I am the color orange. I am a … ?
A: CARROT
I am in the grains group; I pack extra fiber when I am made from whole wheat flour. Some people like me “al dente,” but other people cook me longer. I come in different shapes like bowties. Most people eat me with sauce on top. I am … ?
A: PASTA
I am in the protein group. I come from a farm animal. Open me up and you’ll see two parts. I am popular in many breakfast recipes. I can be served in many ways, like scrambled, poached, or boiled. I am an …?
A: EGG
I am in the vegetable group. I am green; I look like a miniature tree. I taste good raw, steamed, sautéed, or roasted. My closest vegetable cousin is cauliflower. I am … ?
A: BROCCOLI
I am in the fruit group. I am in season most of the year. I am round and plump with tiny seeds inside. You may have heard “one of me a day keeps the doctor away.” I am an …? A: APPLE
I am in the dairy group. I help build strong bones and teeth. Try my low-fat or nonfat varieties as a healthy substitute for sour cream. I am delicious served with fruit. Add granola and serve me as a parfait. I am ... ?
A: YOGURT
I am in the fruit group. I am a type of citrus fruit. I grow best in the warm weather (especially in sunny Florida!). You can squeeze me to make juice, but I have more nutrients when you eat me whole. I am the same color as my name. I am an … ?
A: ORANGE
I am in the grains group and have lots of fiber. “Multi-grain” or “Seven grain” on the package doesn’t mean it’s me. Check the first ingredient in the ingredients list to be sure you’ve got the real thing. Don’t be fooled … not everyone can be me just because they are brown! I am ….?
A: WHOLE WHEAT BREAD
I am in the fruit group. I’m somewhere between the size of a golf ball and the size of a tennis ball. My skin is brown and fuzzy. Once you peel me, I’m bright green and juicy on the inside! I am a …?
A: KIWI
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's pop?
Q: What did the nut say when it sneezed?
A: Cashew!
Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
Q: What bird is with you at every meal?
A: A swallow!
Q: Why do monkeys like to eat bananas?
A: Because they have appeal!
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well!
Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!
Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper!
Q: What does a mixed‐up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs!
Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
A: Ghoulash!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam!
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A : A poul‐tree!
Q: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
A: She was bored with the hole business!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard‐boiled eggs!)
Q: What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A: A pizza of his mind!)
Q: Why did the pig become an actor?
A: Because he was a ham!)
Q: What did the burger name her daughter?
A: Patty!)
CUSTOMER: "Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?"
WAITER: "No, I cleaned it off."
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!)
Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
A: Because he was stuffed!)
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!)
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!)
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!)
Q: Which is the left side of a pie?
A: The side that is not eaten!)
Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?
A: It couldn't find a date!)
Q: What do little monsters eat?
A: Alpha‐bat soup!)
Q: What should you take on a trip to the desert?
A: A thirst‐aid kit!)
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses!
Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant!
Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
A: Beets me!
Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg‐ ers!
Q: What's the best thing to put in a pie?
A: Your teeth!)
Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!
Q: Did you like the restaurant on the moon?
A: No, it has no atmosphere!
Q: Why can't you starve to death on a beach?
A: Because of the “sand which" is there!
Q: What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
A: Squash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie‐thon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A: A hopsicle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A: A yam session!
Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Q: Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot‐diggity‐dog!
Q: This food tastes kind of funny.
A: Then why aren't you laughing?
Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon‐aid
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Q: What kind of plates do they use in space?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds!)
Q: What vegetables do librarians like?
A: Quiet peas!)
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: It had a byte!)
Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!)
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw‐berries!)
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream cheese!)
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!)
Q: Why did Superman cross the road?
A: To get to the supermarket!)
Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry‐day!)
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crummy!)
Q: Why was the cookie sad?
A: Because her mom was a‐wafer so long!)
Q: What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
A: A life saver!)
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!)
Q: What did a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buccaneer!)
Q: What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!)
Q: What do you call 150 strawberries bunched together?
A: A strawberry jam!)
Q: Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
A: To see the butter fly!)
Q: What do ghosts like for dessert?
A: I scream!)
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
A: Pi!)
Q: What's the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
A: Leeks!)
Q: What's a penguin's favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce!)
Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers!)
Q: What do dogs eat at the movies?
A: Pup‐corn!)
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple!)
Q: What is a dog's favorite dessert?
A: Pup‐cakes!)
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it's a French fry!
Q: What is a frog's favorite hot drink?
A: Hot croak‐o!)
Q: What is a frog's favorite cold drink?
A: Croak‐a‐cola!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock! Banana Who's there? Banana who? Banana. Knock Knock! Banana who? Who's there? Knock Knock! Orange Who's there? Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin! Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're freezing.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive right next to you.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive you.
What is part Italian, has tomato sauce, has mozzarella cheese, and the first step is to toss?
What is cut in slices, it's made of wheat, baked in a loaf?
It's very red , and also glossy, but it's not bossy.
What is a type of berry, can be red, purple, or green, it's little and round, and can be as small as bean?
It lives on a farm, it clucks all around, but this is not one you eat, it`s a cooked one you found, what is it?
‐‐‐ apple
It's very sour, and yellow, it's a fruit, and it's not mellow.
‐‐‐lemon
Cut into slices, it's made of wheat, baked in a loaf, and it's good to eat.
‐‐‐bread
It is part Italian, it has tomato sause, it has mozzarella cheese, the first step is to toss!
‐‐‐pizza
It lives on a farm, it clucks all around, but this is not one you eat, it's a cooked one you found.
‐‐‐chicken
It's a type of berry, it's red, purple, or green, It's little and round, it can be as small as a bean.
‐‐‐grapes
It can be very sloppy, it has vegetables and meat, it comes from Mexico, if you can eat it neat !
‐‐‐tacos
Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.
Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.
Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
Question: What do you call a stolen yam?
Answer: A hot potato
Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. Shel Silverstein
Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?
Answer: Annie Okra
Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Answer: Tear gas.
Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing
Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this: Our servant is green. Her children are born white and then grow black. Who is she?
Answer: An olive tree.
Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
Answer: A Brussels' scout.