13 Reasons to Stay Home on Black Friday

13 Reasons to Stay Home on Black Friday

Black Friday is always a chaotic mess " always.

You can prepare all year, but chances are you're still gonna end up with an elbow to the stomachwhile reaching for that deal you've been waiting to get your hands on.

See also: The 7 Best Kitchen Gadgets for a Stress-Free Thanksgiving

We understand that the crazy discounts are tempting, but is it really worth it?

Our advice? Stay home this year. It's so much safer for everyone. Scroll down to see why.

Reasons to Stay Home on Black Friday

1. You don't want to be this guy.Image: Imgur, pleasantlyamusingusername

2. You really don't want to be this guy.Image: Reddit coastline

3. You're not fuzzy, so causing a stampede is less adorable and more ...Image: Tumblr 4gifs

4. ... like this scene from The Lion King. Every employee is Simba.Image: Tumblr

whenyouworkatamuseum5. When you finally find what you were looking for -- everyone else does too.Image: Imgur, DrHerb

6. People are not afraid to go to extreme lengths.Image: Reddit masoc

7. Drunk on turkey and sleep deprivation, things will get trippy.Image: Imgur, res1m

8. When you lose track of your group, all hope is lost.Image: Imgur, EverythingMetalCore

9.You'll be wishing for biblical levels of assistance.Image: Tumblr theofficeus

10. You might find yourself going to horrifying new lengths you never thought you were capable

of.Image: Imgur, CloudSilver11. You will get really, really fed up.Image: Tumblr walkergirl95

13. You will be so exhausted you probably won't even remember what you bought.Image: Reddit

UitklapstoelSo this year, just stay in bed.Image: Tumblr un-amour-pour-toujoursHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.

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