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Penance #1 We go to the Apex Aquadome for the final leg of the Round Robin Tournament for the World title. Who will be the final four to go on to the ppv? Who will get the chance for the other titles on the line? The judgement comes here at Penance with the iron fist of Druscilla in charge. The Apex Aquadome is at the bottom of the Irish Sea near Dublin, Ireland. So all accomidations are either in Dublin or in the civilian area of the Aquadome itself (depending on your fear of staying underwater). All transports provided by the Warhammer Corporation for civilian submarine transports to and from the arena itself from Dublin. Heart of the Aquadome Gideon Rogers sits in a circular room with three people in Warhammer security uniforms with him. The walls are covered in video screens. Many locations within the Apex Aquadome are covered as well as cameras placed on the sea floor to cover the region for a mile around. Buoys on the sea's surface watch out for ships. Cameras are also mounted on all Warhammer submarines and ships. Several different sonar receptacles are also in play.

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The first show of Warhammer Wrestling Inc's second branded show, Penance!

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  • Penance #1We go to the Apex Aquadome for the final leg of the Round Robin Tournament for the World title. Who will be the final four to go on to the ppv? Who will get the chance for the other titles on the line? The judgement comes here at Penance with the iron fist of Druscilla in charge. The Apex Aquadome is at the bottom of the Irish Sea near Dublin, Ireland. So all accomidations are either in Dublin or in the civilian area of the Aquadome itself (depending on your fear of staying underwater). All transports provided by the Warhammer Corporation for civilian submarine transports to and from the arena itself from Dublin.

    Heart of the AquadomeGideon Rogers sits in a circular room with three people in Warhammer security uniforms with him. The walls are covered in video screens. Many locations within the Apex Aquadome are covered as well as cameras placed on the sea floor to cover the region for a mile around. Buoys on the sea's surface watch out for ships. Cameras are also mounted on all Warhammer submarines and ships. Several different sonar receptacles are also in play.

  • A dark screen in front of Gideon flickers to life to reveal Allen Anderson. Anderson: "How are we doing? Any sign of Rasvelg or the ilk of Johnathan Mills?" Gideon doubles checks a few screens and then looks to his fellows, who do the same. Once they give him the heads up, he turns back to Anderson. Rogers: "Everything is clear, sir. We have this place locked down tight! No Swedish scum will be getting in here tonight." Anderson glares at Gideon and loudly clears his throat. Gideon chuckles. Rogers: "Except for you, sir. Though you hardly count as Swedish anyways. You'd be more...American." Anderson: "Of course. Just make sure that nothing goes wrong tonight. We have to make sure that people trust us enough to buy tickets and we will have over a hundred thousand lives on the line tonight." Rogers: "Yes, sir." The screen with Anderson on it goes blank and Gideon fires up a cigarette with a sigh. Security is air tight, but he knows what Rasvelg is capable of. Rogers: "Keep an eye out for things. It seems that Rasvelg is working with Dr. Claw, and we don't know the full assets that he can bring to bear yet." Gideon gets a chorus of "Yes, sirs" as there is a knock at the door. When it opens, Druscilla makes her way inside. She gives the others in the room a cold, haughty stare that softens a little when she sees Gideon. Druscilla: "I just wanted to check on things myself...and thank you again for what you did at Belgareth Tower. When I get my hands on Rasvelg...he will wish that he could do things such as dying." Gideon smiles. Rasvelg has that effect on many people. Rogers: "I will be keeping a keen eye out for him. Where the last arena we were at was really old school? This one is state of the art. He won't make his way in here on my watch!" Druscilla: "Good. I just wanted to check." When Druscilla turns to leave, she stops when Gideon motions with his hand. Druscilla: "Yes?" Rogers: "You are welcome about the save. Warhammer would be hard pressed to replace someone with a combination of your talents, beauty, and influence." Druscilla's eyes go wide for a moment at the compliments and she turns away, leaving to hide the

  • sudden blush. Once the door closes, Gideon turns back to his duties with a light smile. Rogers: "Show yourself, Rasvelg. You think what I'm going to do to you will be bad? Wait until you experience what she does..."

    What a View

    Kronin and Lilly walk along the railing for the Observation Deck. Kronin leans against the railing and looks out into the Irish Sea while Lilly stands next to him and holds onto his arm.

    Lilly: "The view is amazing from down here."

    Kronin: "Yeah. Hopefully that amazing view doesn't come inside to drown us all."

    Lilly playfully smacks Kronin on the arm with a chuckle.

    Lilly: "Always so dour. They have enough security here that an entire army could be defeated."

    Kronin shrugs and pulls Lilly away from the railing to head to the locker room area.

  • Kronin: "I know, but they are not dealing with an army. They are dealing with Rasvelg and that lunatic, Dr. Claw."

    Opening

    The Islander by Nightwish plays over the PA as pyro goes off signaling the beginning of the show. The camera pans over the crowd and then moves to show the commentators. Jane Coughlin and Erica Kelly sitting near ringside.

    Jane Coughlin: Hello, fans! Jane Coughlin here welcoming you to our very first episode of Penance! Normally, I would be joined by Rose Johnston but, shes been kidnapped by Dr. Claw and is being held by him. Thus, until she can join us, Erica Kelly has been tapped to fill in for her!

    Erica Kelly: Umm.. Im here because Kronins here tonight!

    Jane Coughlin: Sheesh.. you are aware he has a girlfriend, right?

    Erica Kelly: I can share. I hear those Germans get kinky anyways.

    Jane Coughlin: Ugh...anyways... were coming to you live from the Aquadome underneath the Irish Sea! We have a packed show for you tonight and-

    Bloodline by Slayer plays and most of the crowd, being Irish boo heavily as Druscilla walks out and to the ring, ignoring the booing of the crowd and climbs into the ring, looking over the crowd.

    Erica Kelly: The GM of Penance! Druscilla! Lets see what she wants... funny, usually the crowd loves her..

    Jane Coughlin: Well, most of these fans are Irish as they came from Dublin. Lot of.. bad blood between the Irish and the British still.

    Druscilla: Well. Welcome to our first Penance show. Weve got a big show for you all as our tournament continues. Joeylights vs. Alexis.. Kronin vs. Devin Stone. Maxwell Soloke vs.Timothy. Eric Dillinger vs. J0ker. Jessica Tendonin vs. Tarrasque. And we might even see our first ever firing!

    Jane Coughlin: She takes way too much pleasure in firing people.

    Erica Kelly: Well.. everyone has their hobbies.. dont judge.

    Jane Coughlin: She gave you a raise, didnt she?

    Erica Kelly: ....Perhaps.

    Druscilla: The 1st round of the tournament is winding down and its really starting to heat up! Were

  • also see and hear from our first two winners of round 1: Valora and Apathy!! So enjoy the show and the view we have here in the aquadome.

    Druscilla heads to the back and the camera cuts back to the two intrepid announcers.

    Jane Coughlin: Well, like her or not, shes dead on.. we have an awesome show in store tonight and we should see the final four picture become a bit clearer as things roll on.

    Erica Kelly: And theres a secondary battle going on too! Those that dont make the cut or win the belt in this tournament will be jockeying for position to get a shot at it at a later date!

    Jane Coughlin: Indeed. Lets get the show going and see what the evening has in store for us!

    Group A Match One

    Theobald: "This next match is scheduled for one fall...featuring first the challenger, weighing in at two hundred and forty-eight pounds...Joeylights!"

    "Painkiller" begins as Joeylights makes his way to the ring to the boos of the fans. He rolls into the ring and glares with sinister intent as the crowd, silencing portions of them.

    Kelly: "He's ah. Hmm...I would say sexy, but I think the term I'm looking for is more-"

    Coughlin: "Creepy?"

    Kelly: "Bang on, Jane! Creepy he is! Like being drilled by a one eyed clown that's been burned by acid and tries to put the make up on that side, but it just looks so wrong!"

    Coughlin: "Umm...too much sharing going on here, Erica."

    Theobald: "And his opponent, weighing in at one hundred and fifty-five pounds...Alexis Blake!"

    "Hero" by Skillet plays as Alexis comes out to the cheering of the fans. She makes her way to the ring, slapping a few hands (and one or two faces when their hands hit the wrong spot). She dances from side to side in the ring while looking to Joeylights and shaking her head.

    Coughlin: "Alexis has not had the very best of luck here in Warhammer Wrestling. She has been ambushed and tricked into defeat at every turn. She's expecting the worst going into this match."

  • Kelly: "Well she does seem like just another pretty girl. I would just shove her down as well, and-"

    Coughlin: "Erica!"

    Kelly: "Oh right. Censors and all that rot. Well I would still do her...maybe I can bring her back to KD's locker room later..."

    As the bell rings, Joeylights rushes to Alexis and his wrists are grabbed by Alexis. She pulls something out of his hands, spins to catch the ref with an elbow, and sends a fireball into the face of Joeylights!

    Coughlin: "Alexis had it pegged right off the bat in how Joeylights was going to try to defeat her quickly in the ring!"

    Kelly: "Sexy and smart! I like it! Honey you're gonna ooze later like Niagra freaking Falls!"

    Alexis helps the ref up and apologizes for hitting him with an elbow. Joeylights is up quickly, his face paint singed by the fireball. He takes a wild swing, but misses. Alexis catches him around the middle and turns him for a side slam to the mat. She slides across his form and slams an elbow home just under his chin.

    Kelly: "And taking it right to Joeylights!"

    Coughlin: "Alexis is tired of losing and so she is lashing out a bit."

    Alexis stands and pulls Joeylights to his feet. She grabs at him to whip him into the ropes, but he reverses it and sends her off to the other side of the ring. He catches her on the rebound with a shoulder that plants her onto the mat. He jumps up into the air to drop a knee on him, but Alexis moves out of the way. She jumps to her feet and kicks Joeylights in the head.

    She pulls him up and feints a punch. Joeylights takes a swing, but Alexis ducks under the punch and slips behind Joeylights to hit him with a neckbreaker. She rushes to the turnbuckle and leaps into the air to hit a splash. Alexis pulls Joeylights up one more time to put his head between her legs and-

    Kelly: "She's going to force him to eat her-"

    Coughlin: "Sweet Destiny! Alexis is going for the pinfall!"

    One...Two...Three!!!

    Theobald: "Winner of this match via pinfall...Alexis Blake!"

    When the Water Comes a Knockin'In the Security Control Room, Gideon Rogers is sipping on some strong coffee and smoking another cigarette as he and his fellows monitor what's going on inside and out of the arena. One of his fellow watchers speaks up.

  • Watcher: "Captain Rogers, sir. I think I have something..."

    Gideon stands up and walks over to where the man sits and looks at the pointed screen. Was there something crawling on the sea floor? Gideon looks a little closer at it when a green light flashes and the camera view whites out. Gideon holds his eyes in pain and curses.

    Rogers: "My eyes! What the? Get a line open to the destroyers with the drop teams! I want them in the water. NOW!"

    The man begins sending messages and as Gideon's vision clears? He sees many of the outside cameras begin to go out one by one.

    Rogers: "Raise the alert!"

    **********************************************************

    Joeylights and Molly stand out on the Observation Deck. Joeylights looks dispirited as they look out the great windows at the great expanse of the Irish Sea. He glares at a couple of families that were enjoying the view and sends them off to the other side of the railing.

    Joeylights: "I was defeated by Alexis Blake. Can one get any lower than that? I had a hundred pounds on her!"

    Molly: "Well it's nothing that we can't come back from, Joey. We will just have to train harder for the next match."

    Joeylights shakes his head and looks out into the depths where a Warhammer submarine can be seen nearby on patrol.

    Joeylights: "What did they expect was going to happen all the way down here?"

    Molly taps Joeylights on the shouder and points to near the bottom of the window where two divers swim up from below. They place point a green laser at the camera before placing something large on te window.

    Molly: "Some kind of vibrational cleaning device? Why did they point that laser pointer at the camera? Don't they know that security hates that?"

    Joeylights: "There's no such thing as a-that thing has a timer on it. Time to be going!"

    Joeylights and Molly get part way to the exit when the device on the outside of the window explodes. Water begins rushing into the arena as the other people who were watching out of the window also work their way towards the exits.

    Molly: "That! That's what they could do all the way down here!"

    Joeylights and Molly make it to the exit with a family hot on their heels. A mom and dad with a teenaged son and toddler daughter. The son makes it through, but the rest look to be too far behind

  • when the emergency door begins sliding down. The mom and dad grab their kid by the arm and fling him under the door.

    Dad: "Mark! Take care of your sister!"

    Mark: "DAD!"

    Mark catches his sister, but the clear glass door slams into place and locks. The water strikes the Mom and Dad, slamming them into the door. Mark and his sister are treated to watching their mom and dad being crushed by the rushing water and swept away in seconds.

    Mark: "Mom...Dad..."

    Other explosions shake the arena and soon enough, Joeylights and Molly decide that it's time to get to a safe place.

    Group B Match One

    Theobald: "This next match is scheduled for one fall. Featuring first the challenger, weighing in at two hundred and sixteen pounds...Maxwell Soloke!"

    "Deadlihood" by Sixx AM begins as Maxwell Soloke walks out to the boos of the fans. Maxwell looks around at the fans and mouthing questions that end in bad words, but he heads to the ring.

    Kelly: "Why do these fans not like Maxie? I mean he was the Enemy Territory Champion and all!"

    Coughlin: "The key word here is was. He was defeated by El Flamingo in nGw on his very first outting! Then he helped start a fire that nearly destroyed the arena. We are facing liabilities from that. And if that wasn't it? He stole the belt right after the match to add insult to injury."

    Kelly: "You act like all of that was bad. Destruction, chaos, and treachery. Cornerstones of Ethics in the Warhammer Corporation!"

    Coughlin: "And outshining all of those? Public image. Maxwell took strides in ruining that."

    Theobald: "And his opponent. Weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds...Timothy Hunt!"

    "We are the Others" by Delain begins as Timothy Hunt makes his way to the ring. The crowd is silent

  • while they watch Timothy get to the ring.

    Kelly: "It's like watching fellow prisoners giving their own a moment of silence as he walks his way to the execution chamber."

    Coughlin: "Indeed. Timothy either does well during this match or he will be fired."

    Timothy steps up to Maxwell at the start of the match and locks in a collar-elbow tie up. Maxwell shoves Timothy back, hits him with a European uppercut, and grabs him again for a swinging neckbreaker. He quickly drags Timothy up and-

    Coughlin: "Fallout! Already? Timothy didn't even have a chance to look like he was ready!"

    Kelly: "That's what happens when you face someone who is always hot and ready like Maxwell Soloke. You see that bulge he has? I bet he's a shower and not a grower!"

    Coughlin: "Umm..."

    Maxwell goes for the cover.

    One...Two...Three!

    Theobald: "Winner of the match via pinfall...Maxwell Soloke!"

    Maxwell raises his hands in victory until "Bloodline" by Slayer begins. He slowly lowers his hands and watches the entrance with intensity as Druscilla walks out, flanked by Shocktroopers.

    Druscilla: "Maxwell...I will deal with you later. Now? Timothy Hunt. I have your friend, Anthony Donovan in the back already. Guards? Seize him!"

    Being that he's only semi-concious, the Shocktroopers have no problems seizing Timothy Hunt and bringing him to her. Druscilla leans in close and backhands Timothy.

    Druscilla: "Put him in my office with Anthony. Neither of them will be collecting a paycheck after tonight. I will see to this...personally."

    Druscilla spins around and walks to the back with the Shoctroopers carrying Timothy Hunt right behind her.

    Coughlin: "I don't like it if that's what I think she means."

    Kelly: "She's gonna suck 'em dry? I want to do that!"

    Coughlin: "Similar, but far different."

    A Murder in Dublin

  • Ahmed lays in a bed in a luxury hotel in Dublin, Ireland. His mercenaries who helped him destroy the island home of Joeylights are all around him eating different dishes from room service. Ahmed: "This is the life, boys! Millions of Euros for doing what we do best and that Joeylights fool will never be the same again once is bound by that lantern thing!" One of the mercenaries, a man named Snake, clears his throat nervously. Snake: "What if he gets us with that lantern thing? He would know before he was bound about the trap?" Ahmed: "That's why we're laying low here until Warhammer Wrestling moves on to Stockholm. When Joey goes up there? We will be free to head back to Canada!" There's a knock at the door and another mercenary by the name of Rock answers it. A Japanese serviceman enters the room with a cart with a bottle of expensive wine in a bucket of ice. Serviceman: "Compliments of the hotel, good sirs." The serviceman is tipped and he leaves the room after bowing to the men. Rock scratches his head a bit. Rock: "Duuhaahh was that the guy whose been bringing us the room service? He seemed different." Ahmed motions him off. Ahmed: "Who cares! Free wine! And it looks like one of the hotel's more expensive bottles too. Fill some glasses and pass them around!" Soon enough, everyone is drinking the wine. Once the bottle is empty? Snake feels his forehead. Snake: "I don't feel so good." Snake falls onto his face next to the food service cart that had the wine. Ahmed watches from his bed in horror as all of his mercenaries fall to the floor. Ahmed: "What?" His eyes begin to get heavy as he sits in the bed and a small vial lands next to him with the label of "Antidote". Ahmed unstoppers the bottle without a word and drinks the contents. There is a motion from the cart and a man rolls out from under it. When the man stands up, he is revealed to be "Deathstryke" Cyan Komar. Ahmed attempts to get up, but he's still too dizzy. Cyan walks over to the door and opens it up to allow the serviceman in. He removes bits of a latex mask to reveal "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda. Cyan pulls a knife and begins cutting the throats of the mercenaries one by one. Takeda stands by the bed. Ahmed's eyes are wide with panic.

  • Ahmed: "What's going on? I did my end! There was no slip up!" Takeda calmly takes a silencer revolver out and shoots Ahmed in the knees. Ahmed: "Oh Allah! Help me! Why is this happening?" Takeda shoots Ahmed in the shoulders a couple of times each to ensure that the arms are useless. Ahmed screams, but he's the only patron on this floor. Ahmed: "Oh please! I have money! I can pay you whatever you want! Just don't kill me!" Takeda shakes his head with a cruel smile. Yokosuda: "No souls for the lantern to steal." Takeda points the revolver and shoots Ahmed in the head at point blank range to silence him forever. Komar: "All finished here. You?" Takeda takes the pre-paid debit card and pockets it. Yokosuda: "All finished. Let's go."

    Fired!The scene opens up in Druscillas office where she sits across from Timothy Hunt and Anthony Donovan. Both men standing and looking around nervously at the Warhammer Shocktroopers that have dragged them into the office. Silence reigns as Druscilla sits in thought... Silence first broken by Timothy Hunt.

    Timothy Hunt: Did you have your goons drag us here for a purpose?

    Anthony Donovan: Yeah... I mean if you needed a little.. private audience shall we say, all ya had to do was ask...

    Druscilla smirks a bit and opens a drawer in her desk, setting out a very ornate looking bottle that seems to contain a very dark red substance. The bottle is maybe 25% full at the moment. Druscilla looks at the bottle and sighs.

    Druscilla: Actually, at the moment, Im trying to debate whether you two are worth the transportation costs of ferrying back to Dublin or if I should just shoot you two out into the sea and let nature take its course. Did you two think this was a free ride or something? That you can just lay back and bilk us for money or something? If so, you two are as stupid as you are inept in the ring.

    Timothy Hunt: Were not the only ones who havent won a match!

    Druscilla: Indeed. But the other talent is improving. They are at least showing a desire to be here.

  • You two...

    Druscilla glances at the bottle and raises an eyebrow.

    Druscilla: Perhaps you two have a use after all.. Not as wrestlers, of course... youre fired from that job...

    Timothy Hunt: W..well then what do you..

    Druscilla stands up. Oh youll find out. For now... guards! Remove these pieces of trash. Put them in one of the guest rooms until the show is over. Well send them up with the fans.

    Jane Coughlin: And Druscilla has just fired Timothy Hunt and Anthony Donovan!

    Erica Kelly: Well no huge loss.. I mean they werent THAT good looking.

    Batten Down the Hatches!The door slams open and closed as Allen Anderson rushes into the room, nearly falling into the wall in his haste.

    Anderson: "The *beep* is going on, Captain Rogers? We're under attack?"

    Gideon Rogers works a control panel with furious speed while the others operate their own panels as well.

    Rogers: "We have the damage contained. Safety doors have slammed shut to block off the water from flooding the entire arena and the enemy diving teams have been dealt with. We have two of them contained within one of the vacant motel rooms. I think Druscilla is on her way now to talk to them."

    Anderson: "That will get them to spill. Think Rasvelg is behind this?"

    Rogers: "Unless you have someone else who's been working to destroy your shows?"

    Anderson: "Right. So then...can we continue this event?"

    Gideon does a quick security check with his fellows and nods.

    Rogers: "The threat has been handled. No sign of Rasvelg himself yet. Druscilla will get that out of the prisoners soon enough."

    Anderson: "Good. Keep me in the loop. I have escape pods and transports on standby just in case we need to get people out."

    A Discussion with Guests

  • In a dark motel room with a nice view of the undersea life, two divers lay on a King sized bed in tied up shape. Both of them have bled on the bed quite a bit

    Diver 1: "Frank...this sucks."

    Frank: "Hank? We're prisoners. I mean they have to abide by Geneva Conventions right?"

    "That would presume that we were at war."

    Out from the shadows of the room, Druscilla walks up to the bed. Her eyes glow violet, her complexion has become quite pale, and fangs hang over her lips.

    Druscilla: "Being that we are not at war? I don't think that serves here. So tell me about your employer...tell me about Rasvelg."

    The two captured divers struggle a bit, but cannot break free of their bonds.

    Hank: "We won't tell!"

    Frank: "You can't make us talk!"

    Druscilla shrugs and places a knee onto the bed with a wide grin.

    Druscilla: "That's fine. You talk when you want to. I won't 'make' you say a thing."

    From outside of the motel room, we can hear the screams of the divers...

    Group B Match Two

    Theobald: "This next match is scheduled for one fall. Featuring first, weighing in at three hundred and twenty pounds...Devin Stone!"

    "My World" by Brand New Sin begins as Devin Stone walks down to the ring to the boos of the fans. He laughs as the fans express their hatred of him as he climbs into the ring.

    Kelly: "The fans don't like Devin Stone here. I wonder why?"

  • Coughlin: "Let's see. He's ambushed two of his previous opponents before the match even took place? He got away with it one of those times. This time? He does not seem quite as happy."

    Theobald: "And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds...Kronin!"

    A couple quick spots of white noise is heard over the PA before Ich Will' by Rammstein plays. The titan showing highlights of Kronins matches and Kronin marches out from the back, looking around the crowd and nodding, making his way to the ring every so often pausing to shake hands with fans and the like before climbing into the ring. Once in the ring, Kronin warms up and begins to prepare for the coming match...

    Coughlin: "No ambush here. Devin Stone has been making noise about wanting to have a real opponent for some time now. Well? Here he is."

    Kelly: "Kronin's just so dreamy! I hope that when Devin beats him that he doesn't mar his face or his co-"

    Coughlin: "Erica!"

    Kelly: "I mean. Once Kronin's been defeated? He might need a little pick me up sex that Lilly just can't give him. Sloppy second (ok fourths) kind of sex."

    Coughlin: "I will not ask. I will not ask. I will not-ok when did you?"

    Kelly: "Commercial breaks. I work fast."

    As the bell is about to ring, Kronin asks for a mic and when he's handed it. He looks at Devin and smiles. Devin seems to have lost a bit of his confidence since Kronin has hit the ring.

    Kronin: "I met your bully boys outside of my locker room. You thought that they could get the drop on me like you had them do to Timothy Hunt? I just don't think so. I left them tied up and bloody in the common room for security to deal with. You get to face me like a man instead of having others do your bloody work for you. Sounds fun, right?"

    Devin's face is twsited up into a mask of hatred as he speaks words that cannot (and should not) be heard by the sound system. Devin launches himself at Kronin while he is handing back the microphone, but Kronin turns and catches Devin in the temple with an elbow strike. While Devin staggers back a few paces from the blow, Kronin follows up with a combination of punches that sends Devin back into the turnbuckle, followed by an uppercut that nearly sends Devin up and over the top rope. When Devin's feet hit the mat again, he falls onto his face.

    Kronin picks Devin up into a full nelson for a few minutes before slamming his face into the mat. He then proceeds to lock in an STF.

    Kelly: "Maybe I'm a bit wrong in my prediction for the match? Maybe Kronin will need some sloppy sixth celebratory sex? Maybe it's really third though..."

    Coughlin: "How is this number changing?"

  • Kelly: "Well. I miscounted and during one of the commerial breaks? Devin did a little slurping down there. I guess he likes the taste of other men's seed as well as his own?"

    Coughlin: "Ok...I just vomited a little in my mouth there."

    Kronin breaks the STF and drags Devin to his feet. He slips around behind him and locks his arms around Devin's waist before-

    Coughlin: "German Suplex! The German Suplex Machine has begun!"

    Kelly: "Such muscles in the midsection. Just imagine what-HEY!"

    Lilly rips the head set off of Erica Kelly and backhands her. She puts the head set on and shoves Erica out of the chair.

    Lilly: "Get lost cum dumpster! Someone in the back was needing a whore! I've had enough of your comments about my man! You can have this seat back after this match is over!"

    Kronin stops after the seventh German suplex to watch the action going on outside of the ring with a grin. Lilly gives him the thumbs up and he kicks Devin in the face.

    Lilly: "This is about domination as it is about winning to make sure that the score gets tied up with Soloke. Devin Stone thought he could snake his way through the ranks here. Kronin is about to show him just how wrong that he can be about this."

    Coughlin: "And this is certainly a clear message that he is sending to Soloke."

    Kronin rips Devin up off of the mat and slings him into the corner before hitting him with alternating elbows. He then takes a step back and lashes out with precision strikes at various pressure points in Devin's body. He slumps with the top rope holding him up at the armpits.

    Lilly: "The Metal followed by Soldier's Strike. Maybe it's time he finished this..."

    Coughlin: "There certainly doesn't seem to be much left of Devin to beat up."

    Kronin pulls Devin away from the corner and gets him in the air and-

    Lilly: "Beautiful Disaster! This one is all over!"

    Coughlin: "It does not appear to be so. Can you see what move Kronin is setting up now?"

    Lilly: "Is that? Devin's finished, Kronin! You don't have to-"

    Coughlin: "DEATH BY METAL!"

    Kronin is about to try to pick Devin up when the ref tells him to pin the man of be disqualified. Kronin drops down to make the pinfall.

  • One...Two...Three!!!

    Theobald: "Winner of the match via pinfall...Kronin!"

    Kronin greets Lilly at ringside and the two walk to the back together while medics rush down to check on Devin Stone. They put a neck brace on him and get him onto a stretcher.

    Coughlin: "Devin Stone isn't moving. This can't be good at all."

    Kelly: "I know, right? How's he going to slurp out seed if he can't move his little thuggy head?"

    Coughlin: "The hell did you come from?"

    Kelly: "I was waiting in the wings. Stupid bitch Lilly thinking that she can take my seat! Did ya see her wet butt from sitting in my wet spot?"

    Coughlin: "I think she's coming back this way."

    Kelly: "OH GOD! I didn't mean it! I'm so so sorry!"

    Abort Mission!In an expensive hotel in Dublin (yup THAT one) across from the Museum of Catholic History, Elizabeth Devereaux and Valora Salinas look out through the window to the fron entrance.

    Salinas: "The place should be closing in a few minutes. We'll be able to start this mission of your's soon enough."

    Devereaux: "Good. The sooner we get this done? The sooner we can get our reward in Egypt."

    Salinas: "What was that reward again?"

    Before Elizabeth can answer, they hear police sirens sounding as police cars begin surrounding the hotel.

    Salinas: "What the *beep*? We've been had before we even started!"

    Devereaux: "I don't know! we hadn't done anything yet so it must be something else!"

    As Valora and Elizabeth watch, they see Cyan Komar and Takeda Yokosuda slip past the police cars and into beyond into Dublin.

    Salinas: "Those two! Anderson's wetwork boys! I bet a murder scene has just been uncovered! We have to get out of here and back to the Aquadome!"

    Elizabeth growls and gets out her phone. She sends a text message to her team to abort the mission until further notice.

  • Devereaux: "Once I get my hands on those two for acing my mission. Can't they kill someone and not make a scene?"

    Salinas: "We'll kill them!"

    Assault on the AquadomeIn the Security Control Room, Gideon is watching for any signs of further action taken against the Aquadome and ensuring that the flooded areas of the dome remain secured. He's about to start packing another pack of cigarettes when all of the screens change to an up close view of Rasvelg.

    Rasvelg: "Hello, Captain Rogers. I'm sure by now you have figured out that it was my people who planted the charges around the Aquadome. You didn't find me because of Dr. Claw supplying me with a special submarine with a tunnelling device on it. Now that the dome is damaged? It's time for revelations!"

    The displays go back to normal and a great cloud of dirt can be seen on the seal floor as an extra large submarine with a drilling mechanism rises up from the ground and begins firing torpedoes. The four patrolling Warhammer submarines are quickly struck and explosions blossom from them as they sink to the bottom of the sea.

    All of the screens go back to a visage of Rasvelg as he laughs.

    Rasvelg: "I will be making my escape now, but I have launched several wonderful little items at the Aquadome that have attached themselves to key places. They will explode soon and you will get to die this time in a watery grave. So long, Captain Rogers!"

    All of the security screens go to static and the arena shakes from another explosion. Gideon Rogers stands up.

    Rogers: "Switch to short band radios! I need eyes on all important locations of the Aquadome to find these bombs and contain the damage done! NOW!"

    Group C Match One

  • Theobald: "This next match is scheduled for one fall! Featuring first, weighing in at-"

    j0ker walks down to the ring in utter silence. The crowd boos at him for his rudeness, but he does not appear to listen to him.

    Coughlin: "What's he doing coming out now? He isn't the challenger? He's the opponent! He comes out second!"

    "Never Let it Die" by Hatebreed begins as Eric Dillinger hits the entrance stage with a mic.

    Dillinger: "Stepping on my cues, Joker? Let's see if you can go out like David Dreadful did!"

    Coughlin: "Eric's looking to kick some butt tonight!"

    Kelly: "He's such a bad boy. I love it! Wait!"

    Several more j0kers walk out from the back and surround Eric Dillinger. He is hit by several fireballs and doses of white mist. Eric hits the floor and rolls off of the stage as the extra j0kers walk to the back.

    Coughlin: "I think that was several does of what has been termed as Joker's sleeping mist. Eric's out!"

    Kelly: "Maybe someone should go check on him and maybe take advantage of him a little..."

    Coughlin: "Sit down or you'll be knocked down to cleaning up the restrooms."

    The bell rings and the ref looks displeased as he counts Eric Dillinger out to grant the win to j0ker.

    Theobald: "Winner of the match via count out...Joker!"

    Coughlin: "Anderson isn't going to like this turn of events."

    Kelly: "I know, right? Why doesn't Anderson like Joker?"

    Coughlin: "I don't know? He just doesn't."

    Words of AdmonishmentThe camera cuts backstage to Druscillas office as Maxwell Soloke walks in to the office, holding his hands up.

    Maxwell Soloke: Look.. I know youre upset...

    Druscilla, unimpressed, sits there and stares at the man before her, slowly standing up and clearing her throat.

    Druscilla: Upset eh? I get upset. I get upset when Aresenal loses. I get upset when damn tourists tease the Palace guards and try to get them to talk or break discipline. I get upset with Americans

  • finding newer and newer ways to degrade the Queens English. You? I am nowhere near upset with you.

    Maxwell Soloke: Oh! Thank God, I was sure-

    Druscilla: Im not finished speaking! You guaranteed that you could represent our fed. Not only did you lose in your first match, but you set fire to the Tiny Lister Memorial Arena and stole the physical belt! Upset?! I'm bloody well pissed off Sunshine!

    Druscilla picks up a few sheets of paper.

    Druscilla: See these? Bills for the repairs to the arena along with subtle reminders that lawsuits will be pending if we dont pay AND return the belt.

    Maxwell Soloke: I got screwed! It was bullshit!

    Druscilla: Funny. Lilly could claim the same due to the bomb that blew up the ring. Kronin could claim the same thing as you were, quite literally, saved by the bell. We dont make excuses here in Warhammer Wrestling, we continue on. I believe your little friend is both a bad influence on you and a distraction. Thus, you will she has been removed from the situation. Not killed.. at least not yet. But she is in our custody. Her well being depends on you. First you WILL surrender the Enemy Territory belt to El Flamingo. Because until you do... you are disqualified from the World Title Tournament. Secondly.. and given the money we are paying to bail your ass out of trouble, I can not possibly stress this enough.. you will do what Anderson and I tell you.. when we tell you. This arrangement will continue until you payoff the debt you have placed WWI in and until you learn a thing or two about honor, fair play, and sportsmanship. Be a good boy, and your girlfriend will be released to you. Continue to make our lives difficult and... well, believe me when I say you will never see her again. Warhammer has many, many ways to remove her. Many uses for someone like her. Talk to Valora if you doubt what we can do. You are dismissed.

    Maxwell Soloke: BULLSHIT! You cant just-

    Druscilla looks up and narrows her eyes.

    Druscilla: Perhaps you didnt hear me. You. Are. Dismissed.

    Maxwell Soloke and Druscilla stare each other down for a moment before Soloke turns and punches her door as he heads out and Druscilla looks at the door.

    Druscilla: Another 50 Euros for the door.. keep adding to your debt, Mr. Soloke.

  • Group D Match One

    Theobald: "This next match has been scheduled for one fall..."

    A man rushes into the ring and hands Stephan Theobald a note. He reads it and shakes his head.

    Theobald: "It's come to my attention that Dark Angel has been convicted and imprisoned for various charges. She has been released by the company and KD Bacchus will be given the win. If he would like to come out now for his award?"

    Kelly: "Yah! My boy wins without even lifting a finger! I could really get on top of him you know!"

    Coughlin: "Literally?"

    Kelly: "You know it, baby!"

    The JumboTron flickers to life and we see KD Bacchus is not in the arena at all. He looks to the camera with a grin.

    Bacchus: "I got the news of Jada's arrest and conviction before everyone else did. So I did the only honorable thing that I could think of! I scheduled a special match with her here at the prison!"

    A sign in the hallway reads "Conjugal Visit Hall". Prison Guards open a door for him and laugh.

    Guard: "This one is a feisty one!"

    Bacchus: "So, fans. This match can't be shown on any cameras due to the graphical nature (He holds one hand in an ok form and slides a finger from his other hand into it) but fear not! I will ALWAYS kiss and tell!"

    As KD Bacchus walks into the room and the door is shut behind him? The JumboTron fades to black.

    Coughlin: "KD Bacchus didn't get to fight Dark Angel in the ring so he's going to go in there and sleep with her?"

    Kelly: "That's SO BACCHUS! Go, baby!"

  • Coughlin: "Gross."

    Group D Match Two

    Theobald: "This next match is scheduled for one fall. Featuring first, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds...Jessica Tendonin!"

    "Imaginary" by Evanescence begins as Jessica Tendonin makes her way to the ring to the cheering of the fans. He steps into the ring and climbs to the top of the turnbuckles to throw her arms into the air to work the crowd.

    Coughlin: "So far Jessica has done well enough in this tournament. She still can't make it to the final four since Bacchus won his match and went undefeated in this, but she can go for one of the other titles at the pay-per-view."

    Kelly: "I find that she's just a stuck up rich bitch. Maybe the British title?"

    Theobald: "And her opponent, weighing in at two hundred and eighty-five pounds...Tarrasque!"

    "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva begins as Tarrasque walks out from the back with a roar. He looks back, but does not see Anderson behind him. He shrugs and makes his way to the ring.

    Coughlin: "Anderson's been busy with erm...classified things."

    Kelly: "Like the explo-"

    Coughlin: "Classified things."

    Kelly: "Oh right! So doing Druscilla. Check!"

    Tarrasque gets to the ring and grins at Jessica with a sloppy grin, drool hanging off of his chin.

    The bell rings to start the match when Jessica rushes across the ring and begins hitting Tarrasque with lefts and rights. Tarrasque does nothing more than stand there with an idiotic grin and take the punishment.

    Kelly: "That big dof does remember that he is in a match, right?"

  • Coughlin: "That is debatable..."

    Jessica draws back her fist with a dark grin and palm strikes the center of Tarrasque's chest. He falls backwards into a roll until he hits the ropes in a sitting position. He feels his chest where a red hand print is with wide eyes.

    Coughlin: "What the heck just happened?"

    Kelly: "Jessica just laid a serious smackdown on Tarrasque with just one hand?"

    Coughlin: "That's what I had thought. I think there's rules against this..."

    Tarrasque jumps up and lunges at Jessica, grabbing her around the middle, lifting her up, and power bombing her over the ropes to the concrete floor.

    Kelly: "Holy! Did Jessica just crack the concrete floor with her body?"

    Coughlin: "There's rules against this too..."

    The ref is of the same mind as Jessica leaps from the ground to inside the ring. He points to both Tarrasque and Jessica and warns them that any more displays of abilities beyond the human norm will get them both disqualified.

    Kelly: "When they can do these amazing things? Why is there rules against it?"

    Coughlin: "Two reasons. To keep the playing field even for all wrestlers who enter the ring and so that these abilities are kept secret from those who would then come to fear the abilities of Warhammer Wrestling's wrestlers."

    Just then the arena shakes and a stream of water rushes down from the ceiling to wash Jessica Tendonnin and Tarrasque out of the ring. Druscilla is quickly on the entrance stage while water pours from the ceiling and the crowd starts to become panicy.

    Druscilla: "It has come to our attention that the structural integrety of this arena has become compromised by issues beyond our control. Please...make your way to the transport submarines or your closest escape pods to make your way to the surface. And thank you for attending a Warhammer Wrestling event."

    Shocktroopers come out in force and start helping guide the fans to their best escape route as the stream of water grows larger and water begins to fill the bottom of the arena.

    Coughlin: "Well if we are really going to award Elizabeth and Valora for getting byes in this? Looks like we will be doing so on the surface. Time to go Erica. Erica?"

    Erica Kelly is already long gone...

    Coughlin: "Damn it! This is Jane Coughlin, signing out for now!"

  • Bye Awards for No Match PartnersOn the deck of a aircraft carrier, the WCS Haughty Griffon, we go to a table set up with a make shift sound system and several score of fans milling about. At this table are Jane Coughlin and Erica Kelly. Coughlin: "I can't believe you left me to drown down there!" Kelly: "Oh yeah? I can't believe you sat there long enough to tell fans that the place was falling apart!" Coughlin: "Well we managed to survive and have gathered here on the WCS Haughty Griffon to finish the show out with what few fans that are with us on the aircraft carrier."

    Kelly: "Why exactly are we trying to finish the show? I mean we're rewarding people for being lucky! Valora Salinas got a bye in this because Hunter Valentyne left for a rival Federation in America. Elizabeth Devereaux got a bye because Eric Dillinger crippled his last opponent. Neither of them earned ANYTHING!"

    Coughlin: "No problem. You tell Druscilla Bathory or Allen Anderson your objections on this matter. I'm sure that after demoting you to the position that you now hold? They would love to hear all about you telling them how what they are doing was wrong."

    Kelly: "On second thought. This is a BRILLIANT IDEA! I'm so glad to be working for Warhammer Wrestling."

    Coughlin: "Amazing how that works."

    A mp3 player docked into a set of speakers is cued up and "Bloodline" by Slayer begins as Druscilla walks out from behind a jet fighter.

    Druscilla: "We are here to honor two wrestlers who by the combination of skill and amazing luck have come through the third leg of this round robin tournament without an opponent. The last I heard they were here...Valora Salinas and Elizabeth Devereaux!"

    Valora and Elizabeth step out from a crowd of Warhammer Wrestling talent. They both look wet to the core with warm blankets on. They stand in front of Druscilla and she shakes her head at them.

    Druscilla: "Looks like you were lucky enough to get by with a free night in the tournament, but not so lucky to escape having to swim for it. Still...looks like this was enough to send the both of you on into the final round to see who the World champion would be at Fimbultvr. Congrat-"

    Just then a hand lands on the side of the aircraft carrier. This is followed by another hand. Soon enough a coughing, sputtering Maxwell Soloke pulls himself onto the deck.

    Soloke: "So what? Darken the reputation of the company a little and you get left behind when the whole place is coming apart?"

    Druscilla gives him a cold look.

  • Druscilla: "Looks like you made your way back to the surface alright."

    Soloke: "Well I am here and alive. Kronin and I are tied up for the finals. So where is my rematch?"

    Druscilla motions with her hand to the layout of the aircraft carrier.

    Druscilla: "As you can see? We seem to be without a wrestling ring to be able to do that. And you still have to return that belt to El Flamingo."

    Soloke: "The belt thats STILL in the Aquadome? I can't go down there and return that!"

    Druscilla just shrugs and begins to walk away.

    Druscilla: "Not my problem."

    Maxwell grits his teeth and looks around the gathered crowd until he finds who he is looking for.

    Soloke: "Kronin! This is all your fault! Why don't I just defeat you now so you know who should be in the finals!"

    Duel on the WCS Haughty GriffonMaxwell Soloke rushes across the deck of the aircraft carrier and hits Kronin with a lou thez press to take him down. He bashes Kronin with lefts and rights until Kronin gets his legs wrapped around Maxwell's midsection and knocks him to the deck. Kronin rolls away to his feet as Maxwell stands up.

    Soloke: "You think you're the best? I was champion before any of you were!"

    Kronin: "You got to be champion because of luck, boy!"

    Maxwell launches himself at Kronin again and catches Kronin with a reverse neckbreaker. Maxwell stands over Kronin and kicks him in the ribs a few times.

    Soloke: "I'm younger than you! I'm better than you! I'm smarter than you! I'm-"

    Kronin catches Maxwell by the foot.

    Kronin: "More long winded than me."

    Kronin stands up while holding the foot. He pulls Maxwell into a kick to the gut before lifting him up in a power bomb position.

    Kronin: "You need to cool off a bit."

    With those words, Kronin power bombs Maxwell off of the side of the aircraft carrier.