red bull flugtag proposal
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The Velvet Elvis:
A Flying Machine in Tribute of The King
Proposal for Red Bull Flugtag
Warning: General awesome and hilarity to ensue!
Respectfully submitted by:
The North Dallas Gentlemens Association for Drink & Sport
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In Dallas, there exists a
truly awesome dive bar
where the men go for
Red Bulls. Named
after a painting of Elvis
on velvet, good times
are always had at The
Velvet Elvis.
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The men who frequent The Velvet Elvis
often dream of one thing
FLIGHT!
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Okay, make that two things.
Flying AND chicks.
Sometimes flying chicks.
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Aint nothin but a
horn
dog Think
about
flyin all the
time
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADIES! Astronaut style?
Men who fly must get all the chicks they thought
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Inspired by their love for beautiful women their
wives and their favorite escape from them bar,
they couldnt help but dream of flight.
Fueled by a few Red Bulls, the boys put
their imaginations to the test and began to
draw. It didnt go well. At least, not at first...
Then finally something began
to click. Red Bull gives us
mortals wings. Imagine what
it could do for The King!
Red Bull Flugtag Drawing 1:
A completely useless sketch
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Soon they began to sketch out plans for a flying machine to serve as the
ultimate tribute to The King and to The Velvet Elvis. A toilet with wings! A
porcelain throne equipped to soar high in the sky. It was a crazy idea. Crazier
than the sh*t that killed Elvis The one that literally killed him!
Red Bull Flugtag Drawing 2:
Completely useless again.
And gross.
Red Bull Flugtag Drawing 3:
A real flying machine!
Not as gross as Elvis dead on the toilet.
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A blueprint for construction soon followed!
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The plan seemed simple enough...
Just seven easy steps!
1. Submit Application for Red Bull Flugtag
2. Pray twice a day always facing Graceland whilst drinking Red Bull
3. Once judges accept, convince The Velvet Elvis to pay for the toilet and other supplies.
4. Find Elvis. We all know hes not dead. We will pay our respects and hopefully borrow some of those sweet jumpsuits so we can all look the part for our big day.
5. Build the ultimate flying machine in tribute to The King and The Velvet Elvis**
6. Drink More Red Bull
7. And finally, on September 21 realize our dreams to fly with The King!
** Easier said than done, right? Not a problem for us, weve all read Elvis for Dummies cover to cover and some of us even made it a semester or two at Graceland University! All together, weve got just about enough credits to get us a minor in general aviation studies. Practically Ivy League.
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And so now we wait to receive word from the judges.
You know where to find us. Well be praying
Otherwise, well be at the bar.
Reach us at [email protected]
or 214.564.9008