relax, you've got - dirty franks hot dog palace
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Ohioana $350
Topped with spicy corn relish (sweet corn, pickle relish & jalapeño blend), & a dash of celery salt
Maxwell St. Special $350
Sport peppers, grilled onion, & yellow mustard
Chicago $3Fresh tomatoes, diced onion, Vienna® Sport Peppers, relish, dill pickle, yellow mustard, & a dash of celery salt
Chili Dog $3Coney sauce (meat or veggie), fresh onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar
Beano $350
Vegan refried beans, diced tomatoes, fresh onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar
Old Faithful $350
Relish, onion, & mustard
Razzle Dazzle $350
Cream cheese (dairy or vegan), grilled peppers, & fresh onion
True Love Always $350
Cream cheese (dairy or vegan) & green olives
Timmow $350
Mild green chiles & cheddar
Zippity Zam $350
Sriracha cream cheese & roasted red peppers
Sriracha Slaw Dog $350
Sriracha slaw (coleslaw with a touch of sun-ripened chile garlic sauce), mustard, & fresh onion
Sauerkraut Dog $3Grilled sauerkraut, brown mustard, & fresh onion
The Real Man $350
Brown mustard, coney sauce (meat or veggie), sauerkraut, & onion
The Nicola $350
Tzatziki sauce & zesty Greek relish (fresh cucumber, tomato, & onion)
Amy’s Big Boston Dog $3Boston baked beans, fresh onion, & cheddar
Dog From Hell $350
Satanically spicy Giardiniera pepper mix & soothing cream cheese (dairy or vegan)
T-Dog $350
Sriracha mustard, roasted red peppers, bacon bits, & cheddar
The Classy Lady $3Cheese sauce & crushed potato chips
Fancy Pants $350
Whole gherkins (sweet pickles) & dijon mustard
Lara’s Pittsburgh Princess $350
Topped with slaw, fresh cut fries, & malt vinegar
Fire on the Rhine $350
Topped with our spicy-grilled Fire Kraut (sriracha, chile paste, garlic, & onion)
Puff the Magic Popper $3Cheddar cream cheese, jalapeño, & real bacon bits
The Original Onion $350
Chive cream cheese, topped with scallions & onion
West Virginia Slaw Dog $3 Coney sauce (meat or veggie) with creamy slaw & onion
Rockaway Beach $350 Sweet-hot cabbage & carrot mustard slaw
Columbus Crew Dog $350 Banana peppers, black olives, & sriracha cream cheese
Picnic Table $350 Baked beans, sweet-hot cabbage & carrot mustard slaw, relish, & chip crumbs
Cowgirl Carmen $3 Topped with meat coney sauce, cheddar, & crushed Fritos
Andrew Hi-Dog $3 Veggie version of our Cowgirl Carmen made with veggie coney sauce
Sarva's Tot-cho Dog $350 Tator tots, cheese sauce, jalapeño, & onion
Slappy Pappy's Super Sloppy $3 Bacon, coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, sour cream, topped with french fries
The Glenn Beck $250 Just a plain, old wiener
Your Wiener $350 Any dog topped with any 2 regular toppings listed below. All extra toppings— add 25¢___________ ___________ ___________ ___________
Pickle Relish
Corn Relish
Fresh Onion
Green Onion
Roma Tomatoes
Baby Gherkins
Sport Peppers
Jalapeños
Grilled Peppers
Roasted Red Peppers
Banana Peppers
Green Chiles
Giardiniera Mix
Sauerkraut
Fire Kraut
Refried Beans
Baked Beans
Sriracha Sauce
Sriracha Mustard
Brown Mustard
BBQ Sauce
Black Olives
Green Olives
Coney Sauce meat or veggie
Bacon Bits meat or veggie
Fritos
Cheddar
Cole Slaw
Sriracha Cream Cheese
Sour Cream
Cream Cheese dairy or vegan
Potato Chip Crumbs
___________premium
toppings —add 50¢
Beef Brisket
Mango Pickles
Kim Chee
Good Food Bakery Gluten Free Brownies Baked fresh —here in Columbus1 piece $175 * 2 pieces $3 1 piece & vanilla ice cream $4
Glad Annie’s Old World Baklava With Ohio honey & Amish butter1 piece $175 * 2 pieces $3 1 piece & vanilla ice cream $4
Funnel Fries $5Cinnamon & powdered sugar dusting
Johnson's Real Ice Cream $5 Three scoops of vanilla — from Bexley, OH!
Cincinnati 4-Way $6Spaghetti, coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, onion, a jalapeño, & a drizzle of Sriracha sauce for spice. make it a Cinci 5-Way by adding baked beans for 50¢
Chili Mac $6Our creamy, dreamy Mac & Cheese with a heaping helping of coney sauce (meat or veggie) swirled in, topped with onion
The Dirty Sancho $7Our famous Mac & Cheese blended with juicy beef brisket & corn salsa
Fried Leeks $350 Fresh Hand-Cut Fries $2 Add cheese sauce & bacon bits for $1 Add cheese sauce for 50¢
Tater Tots $2 Tater Tot-chos sub fries for free!
Alex style $350 Coney sauce (meat or veggie) & cheese sauce
Deluxe style $450 Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheese sauce, jalapeño, tomatoes, & onion
Onion Rings $3 Dirty Nachos $6Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheese sauce, corn salsa, tomatoes, & jalapeño
Corn Dogs $350 Two full-size pork & beef corn dogs, sriracha mustard, & cheese sauce
Sweet -or- Salty Pretzels 1 pretzel $2 * 3 pretzels $450
Includes sriracha mustard & cheese sauce for dipping!
The Octodog $450
A hot dog octopus over Mac & Cheese
Soup of the Moment $3Mostly vegetarian, sometimes vegan!
Mac & Cheese $3Vienna® Sport Pepper garnish
Broccoli $250
Choose steamed or with cheese sauce
Beanie-Weenie $350 Sliced beef OR veggie dog, mixed with baked beans, topped with cheddar & onion
Boston Baked Beans $250 Cheddar & onion on top!
Sriracha Slaw $2 Coleslaw & a touch of sun-ripened chile garlic sauce
parties of 6 or more are subject to one
check & 18% gratuity
The Sonoran $450
Bacon-wrapped dog with salsa verde, refried beans, tomatoes, cheddar, mayo, & chopped onion
The BLT Dog $450
Bacon-wrapped dog topped with bacon bits lettuce, tomato, & mayo
The Texas Tommy $450
Bacon-wrapped dog stuffed with cheese
The Doginator $6Bacon-wrapped dog topped with beef brisket, BBQ sauce, cheddar, & onion rings. Hasta la vista, hunger!
bacon-wrapped dogs
indicates top 10 Dogs no substitutions ! All extra toppings — add 25¢
Seoul Dog $4Korean Kim Chee (spicy pickled cabbage), mayo, & a sriracha drizzle
Hot Bollywood $4Spicy hot Indian mango chutney
Whoa Nellie! $4Pulled beef brisket & a drizzle of BBQ sauce
Brisket & Slaw Dog $4Beef brisket & creamy slaw
ALL Dogs get :Vienna® All-Beef - or - Veggie tofu dog
~ on a steamed poppyseed Bun Dogs come steamed~ can be ripped or charred at no extra cost
—DOG OPTIONS—Jumbo
All-Beef add 50¢
polish sausage Meat or Veggie add 75¢
Bratwurst Meat or Veggie add 75¢
Bacon-Wrapped All-Beef dog add 50¢
—BUN OPTIONS—romaine Lettuce Wrap
gluten-Free Bun add 50¢
gluten-Free Wrap add 50¢ —— —— —— —— —— —— ——
Relax, you've got options ~
can be made VegetAriAn (please specify)
can be made VegAn (please specify)
Brothers Drake Mead $6Seasonal flavors —ask your server!
Middle West Spirits $6OYO Whiskey & OYO Vodkas —Regular, Stone Fruit, & Honey Vanilla
Watershed Distillery $6Watershed Gin & Watershed Vodka
Ask your server for our current selection or see our yellow draught menus
Dirty FrAnk’s enCourAges Drinking DrAught! One keg lasts 30 years & is re-used 360 times, eliminating over 43 thousand bottles from our landfills!
Hudy 14k Cincinnati, OH
PBR 24oz
Blatz BeerBlack Label Beer
Avery Joe’s PilsnerTecate Cerveza
Brooklyn Brewery Seasonal
21st Amendment Seasonal
Guinness Irish StoutYoung’s Double Chocolate Stout
We prouDLy reCyCLe our gLAss & CAns
Non-alcoholic bevvies!
RC ColaDiet Coke
Dr. PepperDiet Dr. Pepper
7 Up Mountain Dew
Ginger Ale Red Pop
Orange SodaGrape Soda
Fruit PunchOrange
GatoradeCountry Time®
LemonadeOrganic
Iced Black TeaFresh brewed & organic
Coffee Fresh brewed by
$2 16oz - FREE REFILLS
Root BeerMake it a float with vanilla ice cream — add $3
Cherry Slush * Lime SlushVirgin Popsicle
Fruit punch & a rainbow twist popscicle!
$2 16oz - NO REFILLS
06/12
Hot Rod Slush Lime Slush, pineapple juice
& hot sauce. Spicy & sweet — just like our friend, Hot Rod.
Cowboy Curtis Cherry Slush & one of our sodas
above —choose your cowboy!
Caribbean Queen Cherry Slush, Lime Slush,
pineapple juice, & OJ
Amazing Larry Energy drink & Cherry Slush
Johnson's Real Ice Cream Float
Vanilla with your choice of one of the following —
Frostop Root Beer Red Pop
Orange Soda Grape Soda Lime Slush
Cherry Slush
$23 16oz - NO REFILLS $5 16oz - NO REFILLS
Buckaroo Banzai $3Whiskey & orange soda
Purple Pussy $5Tequila, sloe gin, & grape soda—
a full pint of mee-ow!
Dirty-sicle $550
Fruit vodka & fruit punch— with a rainbow-twist popscicle!
Kentucky Red Pop $6Bulleit Rye, root beer schnapps, & red pop
Peanut Butter Jelly Time! $5
Peanut-infused vodka & grape soda
Dude-a-Rita $6Three Olives Dude vodka,
sour mix, triple sec, & lime juice
Sarah Smile $5Orange vodka, lemonade,
& fruit punch
Ride the Lightning $6Citrus vodka, citrus rum, gin,
triple sec, 7up, & lemonade
Rick Astley $450
Sweet tea vodka & lemonade
Reign In Blood $6 Vodka, spicy bloody mary mix, hot sauce, Old Bay seasoning, garnished with Vienna® Sport
Peppers, olive, & lime. Sub spicy Sport Pepper vodka for $1
Smurf Blood $6Absolut Berri Açaí vodka, blue curaçao, & lemonade
Lance Romance $5Vodka, blood orange juice,
amaretto, & dash of Texas Pete!
Punch Out! $6Vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec, pineapple juice, & fruit punch
2 Tickets to Paradise $6Lime & Cherry Slush, Malibu rum,
citrus rum, & pineapple
Charlie Hustle $5Red Slush, energy drink,
& cherry vodka
Green Monster $6Lime Slush, tequila, pineapple juice,
& a splash of hot sauce
The Chris Sabo $5Cherry Slush & orange vodka — drink with your Rec Specs on!
Pick YOUR
POISON!add whiskey, rum, gin,
vodka, or tequila to
one the following:
Cherry Slush
Lime Slush
Frostop Root Beer
Columbus Brewing Company Pale Ale
Columbus, OH
Thirsty Dog Old Leghumper Robust
Porter Akron, OH
Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold
Cleveland, OH
Miller LiteOld Style Beer
Schlitz BeerAbita Purple Haze
Brooklyn Brown AleRogue Dead Guy Ale
Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
Delirium Tremens
We prouDLy reCyCLe our gLAss & CAns
FRANK’s~ $3 Bottle PicK o F t h e m o N t h ask your server!