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Convince interviewers you’re the best suited for the job! Do work! Stress! Sell yourself! Fight for the coveted position!

Hand two of the three players resume mats, they will now be the two interviewees. The remaining player will be the interviewer.

When the two interiewees are ready, the interviewer picks up a open job position card from the deck. The interviewer will read out the position title, but does not reveal the card.

Now the two interviewers have 30 seconds to fill out their entire resume with the description pieces on the table.

The two interviewers pick the description cards they believe best fit the job title and must fill out their entire resume within 30 seconds, or else they automatically receive a rejection letter.

At the end of 30 seconds, the interviewer will review the resumes, and begin scrutinizing their qualifications by comparing their description cards to the desired traits on the open position card. Then the two candidates get another 30 seconds to sell themselves to the interviewer on why they should get the position. Afterward, the

interviewer decides on who gets the position and passes rejection/acception letters to each candidate.

If neither interviewees have qualifying resumes, both candidates receive rejection letters.

The next round, the accepted candidate of the last round becomes the interviewer and the remaining two are interviewees. If both candidates were rejected, the mats move clockwise one person over.

When any player receives 5 rejection letters, they feel utterly defeated and the game ends - they no longer want to be part of the job hunt. The prime candidate or winner is the interviewee with the most acceptance letters by the end of the game. If no one has received an acceptance letter, no one is the prime candidate for hire, and the Corp. Corp. representative wins.

RESUMES —— —— MAKE ME SADRESUMES —— HI! Hire me because...I have this degree I sold my arm and leg for:

I think (?) these skills appeal to you:

I’ve worked elsewhere, hopefully you’ll overlook the 3 years of experience you want from me, that I wanted to get from this job:

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Hello. Thank you for your interest in this position.

Unfortunately, we will not be offering the position to you, as we have chosen another candidiate with more fitting qualifications.

We will keep your resume on file, and if any other positions become available, we will keep you in mind.

We wish you the best on your future endeavors and we thank you again for your interest.

Best,Corp.

Hello. Thank you for your interest in this position.

Unfortunately, we will not be offering the position to you, as we have chosen another candidiate with more fitting qualifications.

We will keep your resume on file, and if any other positions become available, we will keep you in mind.

We wish you the best on your future endeavors and we thank you again for your interest.

Best,Corp.

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Convince interviewers you’re the best suited for the job! Do work! Stress! Sell yourself! Fight for the coveted position!

Hand two of the three players resume mats, they will now be the two interviewees. The remaining player will be the interviewer.

When the two interiewees are ready, the interviewer picks up a open job position card from the deck. The interviewer will read out the position title, but does not reveal the card.

Now the two interviewers have 30 seconds to fill out their entire resume with the description pieces on the table.

The two interviewers pick the description cards they believe best fit the job title and must fill out their entire resume within 30 seconds, or else they automatically receive a rejection letter.

At the end of 30 seconds, the interviewer will review the resumes, and begin scrutinizing their qualifications by comparing their description cards to the desired traits on the open position card. Then the two candidates get another 30 seconds to sell themselves to the interviewer on why they should get the position. Afterward, the

interviewer decides on who gets the position and passes rejection/acception letters to each candidate.

If neither interviewees have qualifying resumes, both candidates receive rejection letters.

The next round, the accepted candidate of the last round becomes the interviewer and the remaining two are interviewees. If both candidates were rejected, the mats move clockwise one person over.

When any player receives 5 rejection letters, they feel utterly defeated and the game ends - they no longer want to be part of the job hunt. The prime candidate or winner is the interviewee with the most acceptance letters by the end of the game. If no one has received an acceptance letter, no one is the prime candidate for hire, and the Corp. Corp. representative wins.

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Convince interviewers you’re the best suited for the job! Do work! Stress! Sell yourself! Fight for the coveted position!

Hand two of the three players resume mats, they will now be the two interviewees. The remaining player will be the interviewer.

When the two interiewees are ready, the interviewer picks up a open job position card from the deck. The interviewer will read out the position title, but does not reveal the card.

Now the two interviewers have 30 seconds to fill out their entire resume with the description pieces on the table.

The two interviewers pick the description cards they believe best fit the job title and must fill out their entire resume within 30 seconds, or else they automatically receive a rejection letter.

At the end of 30 seconds, the interviewer will review the resumes, and begin scrutinizing their qualifications by comparing their description cards to the desired traits on the open position card. Then the two candidates get another 30 seconds to sell themselves to the interviewer on why they should get the position. Afterward, the

interviewer decides on who gets the position and passes rejection/acception letters to each candidate.

If neither interviewees have qualifying resumes, both candidates receive rejection letters.

The next round, the accepted candidate of the last round becomes the interviewer and the remaining two are interviewees. If both candidates were rejected, the mats move clockwise one person over.

When any player receives 5 rejection letters, they feel utterly defeated and the game ends - they no longer want to be part of the job hunt. The prime candidate or winner is the interviewee with the most acceptance letters by the end of the game. If no one has received an acceptance letter, no one is the prime candidate for hire, and the Corp. Corp. representative wins.

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RESUMES —— RESUMES —— HI! Hire me because...

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—— MAKE ME SAD

why are you the best?

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sell yourself!

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Hello. Thank you for your interest in this position.

On behalf of Corp. Corp., we are happy to offer you the position at our coveted company.

Your work hours will be from 9am-5pm for the rest of eternity.

We were very impressed with your continued perserverence during the selection process and we hope to hear back from you soon.

Best,Corp.

Hello. Thank you for your interest in this position.

Unfortunately, we will not be offering the position to you, as we have chosen another candidiate with more fitting qualifications.

We will keep your resume on file, and if any other positions become available, we will keep you in mind.

We wish you the best on your future endeavors and we thank you again for your interest.

Best,Corp.

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StartupCo-founder

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Art Director

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