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Published by BS Central515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230

406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578bscentral@nemont.net

Vol. 4, No. 156 Wednesday, September 23, 2015

It takes a lot of volunteer help to put on the NFL Punt, Pass & Kick competion for boys and girls ages 6-15, and GHS students Khloe Krumwiede, Kiauna Barstad and Teagan Fossum were eager to pitch in for measuring duties and chase the footballs down (and all being

Scotty softball players, they can pass the pigskin with pinpoint accuracy!). Glasgow Health Enhancement Teacher Linday Hudyma and GHS Athletic Director Brenner Flaten would like to say a big "thank you" to all the volunteers who helped out Monday night.

On Saturday, September 26th, the Eastern Montana Stand Down will be held at the Richland County Event Center located at 2118 W Holly Street in Sidney and all veterans and

their families are invited to attend. Local service providers including representatives from Fort Peck Warrior Center, Montana Legal Services, VA’s Mobile Vet Center,

VA Service Offices for Benefits and Homeless assistance, Guardian Foundation assisting homeless veterans, Volunteers of America

Eastern Montana's Annual Stand Down this Saturday

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BUZZIFIEDS

"Scott Walker, the presidential candidate who is famous for riding a Harley, dropped out of the race. Walker made the decision when he realized that all of his supporters could fit on his Harley." ~ Conan O'Brien

"Political experts say it is increasingly likely that the federal government will be forced to shut down on October 1st due to the dispute over Planned Parenthood funding. That’s right — ironically if lawmakers don’t fund Planned Parenthood, there is no Plan B." ~ Seth Myers

"Researchers in Japan have found that several species of ape can remember and recall plot details from movies. Then there are the less advanced species of ape who whisper to you, “Who’s that guy?” ~ Seth Myers

"Republican candidate Jeb Bush is struggling to get traction against Donald Trump. Trump is even dominating in Jeb's home state of Florida, where the former governor is behind by 15 points. That makes sense that Florida likes Trump — they're used to life-size cartoon characters with giant heads." ~ Stephen Colbert

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First day of Autumn

Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 45. East wind 7 to 10 mph.Thursday: Sunny, with a high near 78. South southeast wind 5 to 7 mph.Thursday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 52. East southeast wind 7 to 9 mph.Friday: Sunny, with a high near 87. Southeast wind around 10 mph.Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 53. South southeast wind 5 to 9 mph.Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 80. North northwest wind around 8 mph.Saturday Night: A slight chance of showers after midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 50.Sunday: A slight chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with a high near 71.Sunday Night: A slight chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 46.Monday: A slight chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 68.Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 65.

BUZZLARGE SHOP SALE: Sept 25th and 26th at St. Marie Warehouse, Tools, materials, furniture, gas furnaces, etc. If you live at St. Marie and would like to put your stuff in the sale CALL ME. CALL 230-1283

BUZZVALLEY VIEW HOME is seeking a Maintenance Manager. Successful candidate will be well organized, detail oriented, a team player and have some background in the maintenance area. If not a licensed Boiler Operator, must be able to obtain their license. Current, clean driving record. Drug testing. Criminal background check. Pay commensurate with knowledge and experience. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE AT THE OFFICE.

BUZZHELP WANTED: Campbell Lodge is looking for part-time or full-time help for all shifts starting wage $10.50 per hour. APPLY AT CAMPBELL LODGEAdministrative Assistant

BUZZTHE GATEWAY CLUB: is looking for servers/bartenders, dishwashers & cook positions. PICK UP APPLICATION @ JOB SERVICE.

BUZZLISTERUD CLINIC in Wolf Point is currently accepting applications for a licensed nurse (LPN or RN). This is a full time position, with all full time benefits including, health and life insurance, Paid Time Off and Sick Time, 401K opportunities and other insurance options. For details CONTACT, GINA NEFZGER, CLINIC MANAGER, AT 653-6583. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE BY CONTACTING ANNIE BLOCK, VP OF HUMAN RESOURCES AT 653-6515.

BUZZEZZIE’S MIDTOWN is looking for a full time employee. Starting wage is $10.00/hour with some benefits after a 3 month probationary period. Most shifts will be four 10 hours shifts, some night shifts (1-11 Sun-Thurs or 2-12 Fri and Sat) and some day shifts (9 am-7 pm). Days and hours of the shifts will vary week to week. Applicant will work some holidays and weekends. ANYONE INTERESTED CAN PICK UP AN APPLICATION AT THE STATION.

BUZZCOTTONWOOD INN Is looking for a waiter/waitress and busser. Days and shifts will vary. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD INN OR ONLINE AT COTTONWOODINN.NET

BUZZFOR RENT: 1,800 sq. ft. 4 bedroom, 3 bath apartments in Glasgow. 2 car garage. New construction. $1,500/mo. + $1,500 deposit. 3 units available. CALL JOHN AT 406-263-2046

BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom units with newer furnace, hot water heater, linoleum, and counter tops. $500 Save on utilities! CALL 406-524-3742

BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1 bath condo at St. Marie, all appliances. $450 plus CALL 406-230-1283

BUZZFOR RENT: 1 bedroom Apt. Furnished, utilities with water and heat included, laundry in house, No Pets. CALL 228-8115, 406-230-0791

BUZZFOR SALE: 2004 Ram, 1500 4X4, four door, short box SLT 5.7 hemi, 88,200 miles. $12,500. CALL 406-228-8420 OR TEXT 263-4049

BUZZFOR SALE: 1985 21 ft. Bayliner Capri,bowrider boat, 390 hrs, A1 shape, 5.0 motor stern dr., fresh water cooling, enclosed porta-potty, covers, marine radios, depth/fish finder, hot water heater, bumpers, Silva Marine compass, covers, 1996 Calkin tandem axel trailerCALL 406-263-5553

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–assisting homeless Veterans, Red Cross, Richland County Health Department, River Program, Lions Club – vision assessment, Shepherd of the Valley Church sponsoring Bible Sticks, Sunrise Women’s Clinic, VFW, and Dawson Community College will be there offering information and services. Stand Downs are held all over the country, beginning in the mid 1980s when two Vietnam Vets working in Social Services, San Diego, CA decided to take action and help the homeless veteran population. Though eastern Montana doesn’t have an overwhelming population of homeless vets, the Stand Down is important none-the-less. The first Eastern Montana Stand Down was held in 2010 and has taken place every year since, rotating between Glendive, Sidney, Miles City, and Poplar. The Opening Ceremony will be from 8:30 - 9:00 and is open to the public, a wonderful way to show support and recognition for area veterans. The Stand Down will be held from 9 am - 3 pm and veterans are encouraged to bring an official military ID to expedite the process, however no one will be turned away. Any monetary donations can be made payable to Eastern Montana Veteran’s Stand Down and dropped off or mailed to the Sidney Job Service, 211 N Central Ave., Sidney, MT, 59270.

Stand Down continued from front

Fall has officially kicked in and the trees are definitely showing it: simply a beautiful time of year before the winds strip them bare in the days ahead. But it's looking like we've got some sunshine and summerlike days in front of us. Check out Friday's high.

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Dinner Bar-B-QueSeptember 26, 2015

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THURSDAY Great follow throughGlasgow's Rance Rhoads took the NFL Punt, Pass & Kick competition this past Monday evening on Scotty Field. Competing in the 10-11-year-old class his combined distance was a whopping 228 feet, 3 inches, earning him the trip to Miles City on October 4th. Rance made it all the way to Denver in December 2013 in the 8-9-year-old division to perform in the Mile High Stadium where the Broncos played Tennessee. An outstanding young athlete, Rance will no doubt be suiting up for the Scotties in his years ahead.

When I get mad I count down from ten out loud. I was arrested, the cops mistook me for a bomb.

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FRIDAY19th Anniversary

Soup: Clam ChowderLunch: Shrimp Basket

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SATURDAYSoup: Cook’s ChoiceLunch: Chicken PhillyDinner: 8 oz. Sirloin

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Giving it the old heave-ho!Another up-n-coming Scotty is Carter Hoerster who dearly loves his sports. He was competing in the 10-11-year-old division, so it won't be long now.

2015 Punt, Pass & Kick Competition Results

Name, age group, total score1. Cade Hudyma 6-7 102'4"1. Rebecca Olsen 8-9 39'11"1. Connor Hudyma 8-9 175'2"2. Khye Gamas 8-9 150'6"3. Coy Bowman 8-9 134'11"1. Rance Rhoads 10-11 228'3"2. Keigan Ingram 10-11 180'4"3. Mo Fast 10-11 157'3"1. Shalynn Pedersen 10-11 112'6"1. Kyle Stahl 12-13 147'1"Next stop is Miles City, Montana, Sunday, October 4th. GRD's Turkey Trot is Sat., October 31st The Glasgow Recreation Department's 2rth Annual Turkey Trot has been scheduled for Saturday, October 31st. Since this is Halloween Day, participants are encouraged to wear a costume, so please start planning!

Late Nite Laffs

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the family of Odd Fellowship, composed of Men, Women, and Youth, believing in a supreme being, the creator and preserver of the universe, who have come together in our local communities having the same beliefs and values as others, that; Friendship, Love and Truth are the basic guidelines that we need to follow in our daily lives.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand wascaught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up aconversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obamaand his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obamais a 'Post Turtle''.*

*Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'postturtle' was.*

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Famous Odd Fellows – Winston Churchill, Wyatt Earp, Charlie Chaplin, Ulysses Grant, Franklin D. Roosavelt, Red Skelton, Burl Ives, Eleanor Roosavelt and Georgia Dwelle, first female African-American Physician.

A farmer comes home after having to repair a fence in the middle of a North Dakota winter."It's as cold as a gravedigger's ass out there!" he tells his wife.A bit grumpy due to the poor weather, his wife replies: "How the fuck would you know how cold a gravedigger's ass is? You turning gay on me?"The man considers her remark for a long moment.

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Opheim to hold All-School Reunion There will be another Opheim All-School Reunion slated for the same weekend as the annual Opheim Rodeo. The Reunion is scheduled for June 24-26, 2016. Friday is registration. The reunion continues through Sunday with the Opheim Parade & Rodeo. No reunion fees will be collected as alumni will pay for their meals when they eat. There will be a banquet followed by live entertainment on Saturday night. Also, they are shooting for the longest parade Opheim has ever seen, so everyone is asked to start thinking about those parade floats, classic cars, old tractors, kids' entries, etc. There is a Facebook page set up under "Opheim All-School Reunion 2016" and you are asked to please register on this Facebook page as soon as you are coming to the reunion. If you have any questions, comments or suggestions, they can be posted on the Facebook page or you can e-mail Twyla Anderson at twyla@nemont.net.

Soroptimist International of Glasgow is committed to helping area educators one classroom at a time through ‘Project Classroom’. Project Classroom awards a monetary grant for a project that will enable the class to achieve a goal they are working towards. One grant of $250.00 is awarded each month to the applicant who meets the criteria. Project Classroom is open to all public schools in Valley County. An application form and project explanation will need to be submitted by the first of each month that school is in session. Applications will be mailed or delivered to Valley County public school superintendents/principals in the coming week. The first applications will be due by October 1, 2015. The grant will be awarded the 15th of each month. For more information, please contact LaWana Grewe at 406-839-4349.

Valley County teachers encouraged to apply for Project Classroom grants

The VFW will have its first Steak Fry and Jam Session of the season. The Steak Fry is Friday, September 25th from 5-7 p.m. The Jam Session begins at 2 p.m. on Saturday, September 26th. The public is invited to attend both of these events.

VFW's Steak Fry season begins

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