since the united states house of representative's committee on un-american activities can find...
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Since the United States House of Representative's Committee on un-American Activities can find
no evidence that Alger Hiss is not a communist, we conclude that
he is.
Argument From Ignorance
• X is false, because x has not been proven true.
• X is true, because x has not been proven false.
Global warming is real, since my uncle, who is a physician, says
the evidence is decisive and that within the next 4 years the polar ice caps will be entirely melted.
Jack Linder, a bleeding-heart liberal, is the community activist
against referendum initiative 103. Linder is such a far-left liberal that nothing in the referendum
should be approved by the voters.
The United States Flag is a symbol of our national heritage
and pride, therefore, it should be protected from burning by law.
The crime rate in Tucson went up as soon as we stopped teaching Hispanic children
English. Therefore, in order to bring the crime rate down, we must resume teaching
Hispanic children English.
The two men in the matching green suits that I met at the Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas had a
terrible fear of cats. I remember their saying they were from Delaware. I've never met anyone else from
Delaware, so I suppose everyone there has a terrible fear of cats.
When my friend visited Tucson this time last year, all she could talk about was how hot it was.She refuses to come back to
Tucson again, saying the heat was too much the first time, it will be too much the second time too.
My political opponents state that my advisors are executives in a company
that receives several thousands of dollars from Freddy Mack and Fannie May – but they have political advisors from the housing sector too, hence we
can ignore what they say.
After graduating from Emory University, top student and athlete Christopher McCandless abandoned his possessions,
gave his entire $24,000 savings account to charity and hitchhiked to Alaska to live in the wilderness. There he found
that nature was kind and benevolent, unlike other humans that lived in the rat race of capitalism. Hence, since nature is so kind and benevolent, better to live in nature than in a city.
Either the Large Hadron Collider will encounter the Higgs boson within 2 years, or the Higgs boson does not exist.
The Higgs boson was found to existTherefore it was found by the Large Hadron Collider
If the airport gets a bomb threat, then my flight will be delayed.
The airport did not receive a bomb threat.Therefore my flight was not delayed.
Karl Marx wrote the essay, “Alienated labor” found in the Parisian manuscripts.
But he was also the author of Capital.And many consider him to be the father of communism.
And we all know how failed an economic and political system communism turned out to be.
Hence whatever he says in “Alienated labor” is worthless.
Mary has worked in a clinic for drug abuse, and has seen so many people’s lives ruined by drug
abuse.Hence if you turn your back on your
son’s pot smoking, his life is headed for certain ruin.
The theory of evolution states that humans are descended
from monkeys. But monkeys are still around, and so are humans,
hence evolution is absurd.
Accugen baby gender mender has not been shown to be able
to detect the gender of your baby, hence we conclude that it
is a useless device.
It makes no difference if General Pinochet was guilty of terrible
crimes against humanity. The man is eighty years old and in frail
health, so he should not be made to stand trial.
Cherry swears by her horoscope.She has used it for years, and can name a score of times where her horoscope was dead on. Hence, since it works for Cherry, it is a
good idea to pay attention to the horoscopes she reads.