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etnrro* t. ii PUBLISHED ETVXRT MORNINO BT The Washington Herald Company Eleventh Street Phone **«<«« 3300 , rO»IiC» RBPRESKMTATITKBl THE BECK WITH BPKCLAJ, AOK.NCT _ .N** ***1, Worla Bulldlpc; C»let«o, Trlbuno Building: St. Loala. " "lit wlllll'JI; Detroit, Ford Building; iMm City Va Brymnt SUBSCRIPTION RATES BT CARRIER: Pally «nd Sunday. 40 cntt p»r month: 14-10 p«r y«tr. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BT MAIL: «» monu,: ,,i# °«i" .* matter Entered at the poat office at WublDftoB, D. C.. aa second claaa mall The Vice Presidential Handicap. Somehow the Vice Presidency has come to be considered by) statesmen who make politics more or less a business, a stepping stone to political oblivion. By the same reasoning it is assumed that only the hand of, death can elevate the incumbent to the honors and responsibilities of, leading the nation. The recent cruel hoax perpetrated on Vice President Marshall has served, however, to give him a more prominent place than he occupied among the Presidential possibilities. Theodore Roosevelt stands out among those who have ascended from the Vice Presidency to the White House, although the deed! of an assassin made it possible. There were others, largely in early' history, who found the training in the lesser position a distinct aid to political preferment. Qeorge Washington's running mate, John Adams, succeeded his chief in first place. In ths swaddling clothes' period of the nation's history the plan of political progression appeared to find favor. Thomas Jefferson served with Adams and was honored by election to the higher office. Martin .Van Burcn was another who did not find the Yicc Presidency a handicap to his further advancement. On the other hand Vice Presidents have frequently aspired to step up, but the national conventions have decreed otherwise and stifled their ambitions. ^ \ ice President Marshall's friends, and they are not all confined tot Indiana, are not disturbed by recent precedents in discussing his: possibilities. While he has forcnsic talents of no mean order, as pre-| siding officer of the Senate he has had no opportunity to use them to a degree that would keep him prominently in the headlines. There are many who attribute this failure of so many Vice Presidents to go higher 10 the inability to participate in the debate and thus attain the continued publicity now deemed essential. , AJJ ^in alL however, he has served with a forceful dignity and lenity to the administration that might properly entitle him to con¬ sideration from «l)at quarter and his geographical residence is not of the kind to handicap. It may be that \ ice President Marshall will shatter recent history and make the Vice Presidential nomination more eagerly sought. Technically we are at war. Technically the radical who does anything against the peace and order of his country aids the enemy. What more does the Department of Justice desire? Trotsky orders his troops to shoot those who fall back during an attack. What a wonderful thing is Red liberty! Combating Untruths. If Washington is to hold the prominence it deserves as a con¬ vention city some effective boosting is essential to offset the result of destructive propaganda. The Capital lost the national headquarters of the American Legion and the 1920 convention largely because the District dele¬ gates to the 1919 gathering could not offset the effect of much damaging misinformation, judiciously circulated. Other organiza¬ tions contemplating national sessions here have rejected the city be- cause of similar reasons. The Chamber of Commerce takes a practical and constructive stand in its movement to combat this campaign of deceit by the presentation of plain facts. The Capital is not the headquarters of profiteers and it has advantages over every other city in the United States as a con¬ vention location, which cannot be denied. Other cities in their zest lor these gatherings have circulated unfounded reports that hotels and rooming houses here charge an exorbitant price for rentals be¬ yond the reach of the average pocketbook. Of course these cities invariably magnify their own advantages and it is only when delegates have suffered discomforts and in¬ conveniences that they find out how empty these promises are At the recent Legion convention in Minneapolis delegates were charged an exorbitant price and were herded three and four in a room h it .I /.'"" b,<1 ?fnerous,y in for big conventions and then b. k the delegates through a general increase all round in prices Th,, ha5 become so general that the national conventions of the big political parties now insist that the regular prices prevail in the stores and hotels otherwise the sessions will be held elsewhe're This practice has never prevailed in Washington and the pre- °' "5 "d7ntages is so apparent that the National Capital should be unrivalled as a convention city. In trying to overcome the false impression which other cities have assiduously circulated, the Chamber of Commerce by the cir culation of the truth is serving a useful purpose, both for the good 01 the organization and the reputation of Washington. Orthodox Italian forces have clashed with d'Annunzio, but the patriot"" n0t Cn°Ugh 10 makC Him a" °u,law ins,ead °f » the LaJaW appr°vcd by a majori,y ol Congress and a majority of the people is unconstitutional we need a new Constitution. For Married Martyrs. '".IT' ''l.' *»1* «.< married Bihiidv ih I exemption of $200 for each child, is a subsid\, though a scant one, to Cupid. But with prices the way they are, and the need of millions of well-born true American children to leaven the alien lump some bigger inducement must be given, for even now the foreign, and m^rl especially the alien, element in the country is increasing fo rapidly,han the better Cass American famines; in Z'ZlXZZ . f-TJrride?or tw\on ,his thatwe miRht n Korea the male never becomes a man until he marries He remains a boy until his death if he remains single. He cannot as sume the duties of citizenship, he cannot even put up his h^r he U skissaduu fit to yW,AnotdWJtVe rnarri" he U 1 ma,,er Whe,h" he is » Kor^,°",eir"OM ma" "d 3 ^y"r-°W ^ maV 6nd both in Well isn't that a better plan than our own, that arbitrarily'says a male person becomes a man at 21? y Some men n««er grow up; some boys are mature at ir and heavy family burden^ ,7' and carry X'ioL"'°" ~ . f" You know a married martyr ought to get something beside, a cross. $250 STOCKINGS 60THAMLATEST o Other Sprightly Gossip of Dry But Still Giddy New York. r By O. O. McIXTYRE. New York. Nov. 29..Down in one of those rich looking, deep mahog¬ any. extravagantly tapestried shop* on Fifth avenue they are displaying women's stockings for $2."jO a pair. And the/ are being sold with rare ease to Christmas buyers. It is said that one famous theatrical "angel" purchased a dozen pair for his bright particular star. Perfumery at |7T» a bottle is dis¬ played in those gorgeous perfumery shops and at one quaint little men's haberdashery silk neckties are going at $12 ench. Any Fifth avenue sales¬ men will tell you that the silk worms are on strike. They have been touched by the Bolshevik I atmo- sphere and practically blighted.the little dears. Consequently anything with silk is sky high. The Christma* rush Is already on. The stores ate crowded and the curbs are lined with those queer mis¬ fits who peddle everything from shimmying Teddy Bears to near- pearl necklaces In satin boxes. Manhattan is at its best around the holiday season. At night the theater goers In their handsome plumage fill the streets. New highly colored lights prick out against the night sky. People rub elbows In the crush good naturedly and even the traffic co»s smile. CTiristmas in a big time for the traffic cops, for it Is then that men whose cars violate traffic laws all the year make It up in handsome tips. The elevators are trimmed in holly and the boxes put up by the runners for gratuities jingle with coins. The elevator men always go out early after their Christmas gifts. And on the East Side, too. the Christmas spirit has full play. There are all kinds of entertainments. dances and masquerades. It puts a few hours of great splendor into th*1 lives of toiling young men and women. The laundry girl reiens for one night as Marie Antoinette and the little wrapper girl as the fated Queen of Scots. The young Kast Side girls foriret their plain dresses and the wearing click of the cash trolley for they «re transformed into bewitching ladies. The youthful truck drivers, freight handlers and other two fisted work¬ men get a chance to crack the Jokes they've saved up from constant at- tendance at burlesque shows It is a happy spirit that comes to New York at Christmas time indeed. People forget the hurly-burly lives the/ lead, and become more human. Employers of unskilled labor com¬ plained this week about the sudden rush of their workmen to St. Louis, where the lid is off for 2.7.r» per cent beer. The weak, watery beer served in New York, it seems, is a pcor sub¬ stitute and even 2.7S brew is wel¬ comed.so much so that they will leave good old New York to get it. The few remaining beer saloons arc doing very little business and the newspapers report that the workmen have been doing their own brewing at home but live in fear of revenue acents. Beer is a lost thirst slaker. Men who were satisfied with it are turning to the boot-leggers as an un- happy substitute. But whisky is easy to get.such as it is. One New York newspaper tells of a new drink invented during the week.alcohol. camphor and cream. It is said to have a more powerful kick than the old bowery "^hi^d rail" whisky. John Gregory, former newspapet- man, who is now a Wall street plu- tocrat, and a member of the firm of Durell, Gregory and Company, with offices in Wall street and also on Fifth avenu«\ recently purchased a fine home in one of the exclusive sections of Westchester County. He has a double garage and.whisper it softly.a concrete cellar which Is off from the house. The other night thieves broke down three locks and through three doors to get into the cellar. And all the night long the garage was open with a French [limousine and a touring car ready for almost any taker. It is a wag- gish world, my masters. Shortages of one thing and an¬ other have become common enough. Coalless winters and sausageless breakfasts are accepted philosophlc- ally. But when it is announced that there is a dearth of aspiring authors land their "great works*" that's something to be shocked about. Willing writers have always been as productive and dependable as that well-known mill which grinds salt to keep the sea in good condN tion. Postmen have for years been bringing around to editorial doors a thousand or so manuscripts daily, and every evening the office boy na* been starting the other 999 on the return trip. Then came the morn¬ ing when the postman had only half as many and so on till the time when there was nothing but a pic¬ ture postal card for the steno¬ grapher. Why this terrible situation? C'est la guerre? That's the dope. The youth of the nation who did most of the writing were in France. But now the writing business is pick¬ ing up. But editors say that war stories are barred. They want stories with laughs. And they are hard to find. Arthur Hopkins' audacious en¬ deavor to stir up Sunday nights in Manhattan by putting on some se¬ rious Russian drama.solid and gloomy stuff by Tolstoi and Gorki, and no mere Chekov.will at least cheer up the depressed and despair* ing. They find little enough In this life since July 1 to see them through to the next evening, but if any group of high-minded people begin to work out a plan for a more per- feet Sunday a great many whose feet are aching to step into the .grave will be willing to stay on for several more week-ends. Tf sonv* one will only begin to do for Sun¬ day what has been done for sucn impersonal things as city zonin* pure milk, child labor and the hat¬ pin nuisance, splendid changes will come into this culture. Sad-hearted New Yorkers, now more or less suspicious that this winged gift ot" life.as the optimists would call it .is an old broken down dodo, will think less harshly of what has been measured out to them. BAND CONCERT. Marin? Barracks. Monday, December 1. 1913. at 2:00 p. m. Orchestral Concert by the U. S. Marin* Band Orchestra. William H. Santelmann. leader. Program. 1. March. '"Hie Pathfinder of Panama" Hpisa 2. Overture, Oberon" Weber 3l (a) Mazurka de Concert Ojx 7 Chopin (b) Minute Walta. Op.* 64 ..Chopin 4. Grand Fantasia "Brahmsiana" Langey 5. Waltz *"nie Beautiful B>ue Danube" -...' Strains I Scenes fron "Madame Butterfly" I*ucvlni T. Galop de Concert "A Skating Kink" Tobani Marines* Hymn "The Halls cf Montezuma" "The Star Spangled Banner" SPENDING MONEY LIKE WATER THOSfc ITOS WtRt OH* COLLAR. A l)01t K tt> TAKt- SOHt. THEN IT> KHOw THtV WtK-E fB-tSH> ip "iiniiun t<»SS 110r T®^- £ ah |A«V»W MODERN EVANGELINE'S 35-YEAR SEARCH ENDS.LOVER IS INSANE Woman Searched Two Continents for Be¬ trothed. Devoured By Melting Pot, Finds Him at St. Elizabeth's Hospital. The three Pan af who spin the thread of fate, sometimes make hopeless tangle* in their skeins. Or so it seems to Mrs. Martha Chris- topherson, who recently cam#* to Washington from Spokane. Wash., to gre*»t h«*r long-lout lover, only to find the blank tiizp of a lost mind in the eyes of William Hudson. This is the tale of the modern Evangeline and her search, which involved two continent* and ended in Washington. Half a century ago in Sweden a hoy and a girl grew up together. (Their childhood's intimacy ripened into love and they were betrothed, with marriage to follow when for¬ tune had smiled <»n them. Those were the days when the adventure¬ some young European looked to the golden shore* of fabled America for his future. William Hudson took leave of his little sweetheart. Mar¬ tha, thirty-live years ago. biddinir her wait for him. as he sailed off for the new world. Xo Let tern ( a me. The blue eyes of the little Swedish girl grew dim with tears and disap¬ pointment as the weeks rolled by with no letter from the absent Will¬ iam. A year had passed with no word of him. And then another year. William's parents died, having had no news of the son in America. He seemed lost indeed. With her first love buried in the youthful dreams of her heart. Mar¬ tha married one of the young men of the countryside. Hut when he. too. died and passed out of her life, her heart awakened to its first call of love. "I will find him." she told herself, land bravely set out for America. Year after yar went by without her meeting l»im. Once she heard he was in South America; he had A LINE 0' CHEER EACH DAY 0- THE YEAR By John Kendrlek Using*. THK PATHWAY. Today the Autumn goes And Winter with her snows And frosty days comes in Her chill reign to begin. And some there be who dread The hours that life ahead. With skies al overcast, And frigid arctic blast. But my soul its stress Holds naught of bitterness, And not a thought of fear Comes to disturb my cheer, For well I know that through These chilsome days of rue For al their blustering We march on to the Spring. (Copyright. 1919. T»y Thr M <4 lure New*r«i*r Syndicate.) OPHELIA'S SLATE. been won in Mexico and on the Pa- ciflc coast. Thru she was told he might l»e fouix! in St. Elizabeth's Hospital hero. She hurried to Wash- ington. She told her story in th«' oftire. and they sent for the man. Hudson. They had tried to prepare h«'r It >o( RrroKiiiird. With memories of the bright-faced young Swedish boy who had kissed her cood-by thirty-five years before, she saw before her an old man. bem iind broken. £he spoke his nanv*. IAfter all, it was her own William She held out her arms to him. Sii«- named herself by the little Swedish pet name he h»*d called her. only the hlankness of nineteen years of madness showed in his eyes. The search was over. (iuardians led William Hudson bark to his loom. And merciful tears* rained idown Martha's fare. In the world of poeti y, Kvanueline finds her lon-'- lost lover. Hut in the world of reality we bruise ourselves on the knots of the I'areao. Mavhap they like the variation of the knot. HOROSCOPE. SI -\ DAY. \0\KNBKR .til. It) 10. (<"¦ .9 right, 19!9. t»y tlie McClure New»|mj*r Syndicate ) This is not a fortunate day. accord- Ing to astrology. The Sun and Sa- turn are in malefic aspect. There is a sign read as presaging re- ligious troubles, for Saturn is in a place making for unjust suspicion, prejudice and unkindliness. The stars that are held to give warning of church difficulties seem to indicate extreme activity in organiz- ing nnd spreading the doctrines of one great sect. Ministers and other speakers who address audiences while this confiRU- ration prevails probably will find a lark of responsiveness. Warning is given by the seers that in the reaction after war when spir- Itual possibilities are forgotten and material ambitions permitted to re- place higher aspirations, new dangers arise. This is not a favorable day for vis- iting friends or relatives who occupy places in the Sun; since the stars that encourage egotism and the conscious- ness of power are forceful in their in- fluence, and critical moods are engen- dered. It is not a promising day for mines and mining interests and there is danger of losses, strikes and even fires. Disappointment is presaged to persons who have political ambi-. Jtions, since supremV surprises are' indicated for the next Presidential, campaign. Increase of beauty is foreshad-' owed for Americans and children! born in the new year have the prognostication of unusual physi-l cal endowment. Labor continues under a sign presaging great progress and many benefits. Community plans that bring all elasses of inhabitants into closer touch In many cities will bring about a great national movement, astrologers predict, and this will take the form of some theatrical enterprise. Music is subject to the best sort of planetary government and will make great headway in the United .States in the sense that public interest will focus on the best (compositions and will demand pop- ular concerts. Persons whose birthdate it is .should keep their business affairs jwcll in hand. Children born on this day are likely to be exceedingly kind and affectionate. They may be too un- selfish to succeed, and should be trained to conserve their energies. Chemistry Building For Washington U. Planned The Chemical Society of George Washington University has launched a campaign to raise funds to estab¬ lish permanent quarters in the pro¬ posed chemistry building that will be erected by tlie university probably within a year or two. The society has announced that it will devote a part of each meeting this winter to the study of the lives of famous chemists. All chemistry students at the university have been Invited to attend the meetings. Such Is Life As It Is Seen By 0. B. JOYFUL Chemists have learned how to press food oil from grape seed. Packers utilize animal hoofs. It has been long since cotton men threw away cottonseed. An apple core makes a fine gift to the other little boy when you want to pose a* a Juvenile philan¬ thropist. Someday somebody will find some use for the banana peeling, other than throwing it upon the sidewalk. In the dim and distant future the only by-product not of value will be the envelope which wraps up your wages. Government clerks at Washington threaten to strike because Uncle Sam took the mirrors out of their workroom*. You may guess the sex of the strikers. Lawrence. Kans.. is treating pro¬ fessional loafers to liberal doses of coal mine work. A Nebraska farmer paid $30,000 [for a pedigreed pig. prices of pork chops and ham in¬ clines on« to the belief that nothing hut pedigreed hogs have been slaughtered in the past two or three years. A Jury at Allegan. Mich . spring * surprise in the damage suit brought by I-eon A. Josiin against Glenn Richards, in which he asked $."..000 heart balm for the alienation of his wife's affections. After deliberating less than thirty minutes the jury returned a verdict of $6,000 damages to the plaintiff. "Instead of rocking the babv hw spent his evenings shaking the shimmy." testified Mrs. O. I). Gray, of San Francisco. Cal.. who has brought suit against her husband for di¬ vorce. WHEN WE'RE ALL LINED UP BEFORE GOD'S JUDGMENT-BAR By Ike Rev. CHARLES ITELILE. There's a universal equality among men. that we like to think and talk about. The great world-democracy nas meant much to the race. Rut there's another "universal equal¬ ity" which isn't quite so flattering. It's found in the word of God. Here it is: "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God!" Sin has been described as "falling short of the mark." And this applies to all of ns. "There is none righteous, no. not one." If you don't believe it. here s the proof, taken from God's wefrd: "If we say that we have no sin. we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us." We nre self-deluded.blind to our own sin. The very best evidence that a man is sinner Is the assertion that he is "perfect." Of course, sin doesn't always show I itself in the same way. j To get drunk, to raise a row. to beat up your wife, to steal, to lie. to com- J mit adultery.these aren't the only ways to sin.nor always the worst. To be smun and self-righteous. to be coldly indifferent to the needs of your neighbors, may be worse than | g< tting drunk. Some men are too stingy to get dmnk. They wouldn't have a speck of dirt ' on the vests for the world, but their souls nre smeared with filth and muck. And the "respectable sinner" will have to take his place at the same bar of Justice to which the drunkard snd the harlot will also have to come, There is no difference."for all have sinned".and sin is sin. It's iroing to be humiliating for Mrs. Proudphrse snd Mr. Moneybags to line up with Tom. the drunken sailor, and Mary. the street walker-but they'll have to do it at the final day. "for all have sinned." i Unless.and it's a blessed "unless ' they confess their sin and ask for for- giveness., "For God is faithful and Just to for- j give us our sin, and to cleanse us from . all unrighteousness." And this carries with it making re- ! strletion. so far as possible. We've got to square ourselves with those whom we injured But.there '.s forgiveness with God. don't forget that. It's up to us.not to God. God has done his part. He's ready.are youT 'D 1 .1 T Wirt" CAPT Kound the 1 own LitcheS th® ,lllo*« hlrh Or In th. battle's van The fittest Pl.ce for nun to die la where he dies for man -CoLjJam H. BtraUan. la -Drive* Worth While t In the wake of the world war there have been inaugurated counties* 'drives" for money, membership and LhMILl^" »he """if of ROBERT L MILLER, we are living |n an era of propaganda. Some of the dn.« are for noble and patriotic pur^ while others are utterly absurd, audi for Instance, as that to raise fund.To provide medicated gum drop, for fr^t-oltten Russians." a, .nnfunc^ newapapennan. "Cel'°U" I Bu' * ',<lr|ve Worth while haa been * number of business men and newspaper writers In this t£n* ? i" to be nation-wide and lull of pep. In a determined effort to c,lilen*' °( the District of | Columbia Americanized by giving' them the voting right, a campaign of education will be Institute? ,-/ ery newspaper in thia country will be asked to help along the good cause; by glxlng present conditions in Wash¬ ington the fullest publicity. At a lecent meeting of the committee in KMrifn movement. Col WIN- all ^ . chairn>an. urged that .II good citiaenx give "a long pull, « strong pull, and a pull all together" ,"r a l?t"rn of the voting privilege District ^ reaWenta of the OOn?nr£ S*crrtar>' LOUIS 8. GOTTLIEB invites all Interested men and women to visit suffrage head- hnal"v.rM t°-,be loeated ,n the Frank- ^ Bank Building, Tenth norihwest"'1 Pennsylvania avenue ReeoB.fmetlna American M«rn. Washingtonians are Justly proud of the part their city is playing in the great and good work of preparinz for .f.h*U,e ?f "J* ,h" ^H.nt American soldiers who b.ttled so valiantly ,nd nhfs^i! OV*"r -vo"*l',r that the peo- fi e .ve Rhoul<l be freed from of *utocracy. One of the -mpy*a"' movements to give , advanta«f of an educa¬ tion ha- Just been Inaugurated by the $r"Z:°:'oiumbu>in ,h'* The Sir Knights, or "<"aseja." a, thev were termed by the A. K F have College S' 'John » west ;,,l h """" aV-nu- north" *e*l, ami have made th« < heerinr announcement: «crnn« »u!S;,rrvvr <,",rhar-~i ^ the military or na\al service wili be grant- .rC Th'','*kh'"S J" ,h* p' h00' Without 1.. 15 Knights of Columbus have arranged that such ex-service men ,he pv-n,ns »'th" It is further announced that the -lasses wtll ^ co-educational and non-se. Mr,an. the idea being to assist PotTunit' *# Uk' Of the op! , . . * t-"n"r livelihood. r ssssrss j com^reem;"f era"" Mtnot " Promot- ship r£Th"W ""d eo°" r,ti*en- 'ohnefer ,^.romm""'e are M D. efer. Andrew Hickev. Frank ' Griffith M J "*'U. ^ Kee-ly tiriscoll and William Again Washington is takinp ih. j ward prosperity. Api.rert.te4 by tie.. B.r.etf, Several days ago I wrote of the M.^ndid service rendered Uncle ¦am by our peerless Marine Corp, .n the wor.d war and w heaver else they have been called i. ,h. "UZ uz?in£r. r^?d-';Ton ,l . a^he^i.;, / ;r','lc,e l^hf'*1 0f ''". y"r 'to thank .vo^netTnir'"/.^^^ «f which"! h^""1 ZT"-' "f ,h" eorp. ma id , « . Ih' honor to com. I real lie. I.. *»«w that M^neT"*'" tl,!" h** r0rn" to the * Corps during my incum had'Tt nir'if "aV' b-n 'mpossVhle had it not been for the loyalty .nd patriotism of those who chOM ts serve In the corps, the mifninl- moui spirit of our citisens IF in aiding us to f«t ths blfh class material out of which our personnel was built, and particu¬ larly the liberal, practical and ef¬ fectual manner In which the press of the country assisted us in our every endeavor." Hare mm4 Historic Pbstsgrapfca. THOMAS OBJ AN I. veteran police¬ man of the First precinct, and long¬ time citisen of the District, has come Into possession of several valuable sketches which he says he Will present to thr Association of Oldest inhabitants for its collection of Washington la. Three of the pic¬ tures show the original and dome- less Capitol In 1S1«. 1821. snd 1140. The old structure, as shown by the photos, comprises the central build- ing rotunda old Hall of Repre¬ sentatives. now the hall of fame, and the Hupreme Court, then ths Senate chamber. Orianl will present the organisa¬ tion with pictures showing Georgs Washington and Alexandria Lodgs of Masons in full regalia laying thn cornerstone of the Capitol, also «b ancient map of the area comprising the District when It was part of Maryland. At old Bussard's Point, adjoining Wsshington Barracks, was the town of Carrol lburg. while in rear of the site occupied by the present naval hospital ia west Washington, was the towa of Hamburg both Hi Maryland. How She KsssS s Hssfcsad. The quid nunc* In the Government Printing Office sre discussing a choice bit of gossip concerning a woman in the thirties v, ho 'formerly worked in the folding department, and the novel means she adopt*, d to get a husband One dsy she was folding sheet* for the agricultural report, which book ha* a aide circulation throughout the country. While resting her tired hands she toyed with a lead pencil. Then on the margin of one of the pases sha wrote her full name and address. Several months later after she had forgotten the incident, she * as sur- prised to receive a letter from the far West. It was written by a cattle- man who hsd received fmm his Con- pressman the book in which she had entered her name. Th«- writer gave his name, age and address, and de¬ clared he was prosperous but lonely and was seeking for a wife. A cor- respondence between the folder, who ! is tall and pretty, and the cowboy ranchman sprang up. and they ex¬ changed photos. It developed into a case of love at long-range, and ended by the cattleman sending the folder money to pay her fare to a point in Montana, where he agreed to meet her. She resigned her position in ths big print shop and went West. There, she met him for the first time and they were marri«-d and have since lived happily together. One ol the women workers at the jro\ernment printery informs me thst her friend who found a good husband through a scribble is coming to Wash¬ ington to spend the Christinas holi¬ days. I, PRINTING RUSH WORK A SPECIALTY SMALL AND LARGE JOBS HAYWORTH Composition and Trade Wort 627-629 G Street Northwc.t Stop Pedaling Away Your Health! The Davis Portable Electric £ Sewing Machine Every woman loves sewing.she delights in making the dainty wearables that cannot be bought nearly so well ready made for the baby and for herself. She dislikes pedaling.it's a strain that is oftentimes in¬ jurious. The Davis will stitch everything.and can be regulated l>y the lightest pressure of the foot from the lowest to the highest speed. We would like you to inspect the stock here and sec a demonstration. Such a present would be ideal for Christmas. (EarraU Brctric Company 714 Twelfth Street Man 7320 Electrical, Mechanical. Automobile Supplies, -Domestic Appliances , -

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The Vice Presidential Handicap.Somehow the Vice Presidency has come to be considered by)

statesmen who make politics more or less a business, a steppingstone to political oblivion.

By the same reasoning it is assumed that only the hand of,death can elevate the incumbent to the honors and responsibilitiesof, leading the nation.

The recent cruel hoax perpetrated on Vice President Marshallhas served, however, to give him a more prominent place than heoccupied among the Presidential possibilities.

Theodore Roosevelt stands out among those who have ascendedfrom the Vice Presidency to the White House, although the deed!of an assassin made it possible. There were others, largely in early'history, who found the training in the lesser position a distinct aidto political preferment.

Qeorge Washington's running mate, John Adams, succeeded hischief in first place. In ths swaddling clothes' period of the nation'shistory the plan of political progression appeared to find favor.Thomas Jefferson served with Adams and was honored by election tothe higher office. Martin .Van Burcn was another who did not findthe Yicc Presidency a handicap to his further advancement.

On the other hand Vice Presidents have frequently aspired tostep up, but the national conventions have decreed otherwise andstifled their ambitions.

^\ ice President Marshall's friends, and they are not all confined

tot Indiana, are not disturbed by recent precedents in discussing his:possibilities. While he has forcnsic talents of no mean order, as pre-|siding officer of the Senate he has had no opportunity to use them to a

degree that would keep him prominently in the headlines. There are

many who attribute this failure of so many Vice Presidents to gohigher 10 the inability to participate in the debate and thus attain thecontinued publicity now deemed essential.

, AJJ ^in alL however, he has served with a forceful dignity and

lenity to the administration that might properly entitle him to con¬

sideration from «l)at quarter and his geographical residence is not ofthe kind to handicap.

It may be that \ ice President Marshall will shatter recent historyand make the Vice Presidential nomination more eagerly sought.

Technically we are at war. Technically the radical who doesanything against the peace and order of his country aids the enemy.What more does the Department of Justice desire?

Trotsky orders his troops to shoot those who fall back duringan attack. What a wonderful thing is Red liberty!

Combating Untruths.If Washington is to hold the prominence it deserves as a con¬

vention city some effective boosting is essential to offset the resultof destructive propaganda.

The Capital lost the national headquarters of the AmericanLegion and the 1920 convention largely because the District dele¬gates to the 1919 gathering could not offset the effect of muchdamaging misinformation, judiciously circulated. Other organiza¬tions contemplating national sessions here have rejected the city be-cause of similar reasons.

The Chamber of Commerce takes a practical and constructivestand in its movement to combat this campaign of deceit by thepresentation of plain facts.

The Capital is not the headquarters of profiteers and it hasadvantages over every other city in the United States as a con¬vention location, which cannot be denied. Other cities in their zestlor these gatherings have circulated unfounded reports that hotelsand rooming houses here charge an exorbitant price for rentals be¬yond the reach of the average pocketbook.

Of course these cities invariably magnify their own advantagesand it is only when delegates have suffered discomforts and in¬conveniences that they find out how empty these promises are Atthe recent Legion convention in Minneapolis delegates were chargedan exorbitant price and were herded three and four in a room

h it .I /.'"" b,<1 ?fnerous,y in for big conventions and thenb. k the delegates through a general increase all round in pricesTh,, ha5 become so general that the national conventions of thebig political parties now insist that the regular prices prevail in thestores and hotels otherwise the sessions will be held elsewhe're

This practice has never prevailed in Washington and the pre-°' "5 "d7ntages is so apparent that the National Capital

should be unrivalled as a convention city.In trying to overcome the false impression which other cities

have assiduously circulated, the Chamber of Commerce by the circulation of the truth is serving a useful purpose, both for the good01 the organization and the reputation of Washington.

Orthodox Italian forces have clashed with d'Annunzio, but the

patriot"" n0t Cn°Ugh 10 makC Him a" °u,law ins,ead °f »

the LaJaW appr°vcd by a majori,y ol Congress and a majority ofthe people is unconstitutional we need a new Constitution.

For Married Martyrs.

'".IT' ''l.' *»1* «.< married

Bihiidv ih Iexemption of $200 for each child, is a

subsid\, though a scant one, to Cupid.But with prices the way they are, and the need of millions of

well-born true American children to leaven the alien lump somebigger inducement must be given, for even now the foreign, and m^rlespecially the alien, element in the country is increasing forapidly,han the better Cass American famines; in Z'ZlXZZ

. f-TJrride?or tw\on ,his thatwe miRhtn Korea the male never becomes a man until he marries He

remains a boy until his death if he remains single. He cannot assume the duties of citizenship, he cannot even put up his h^r he U

skissaduu fit to

yW,AnotdWJtVe rnarri" he U 1 n° ma,,er Whe,h" he is »

Kor^,°",eir"OM ma" "d 3 ^y"r-°W ^ maV 6nd both in

Well isn't that a better plan than our own, that arbitrarily'saysa male person becomes a man at 21?

y

Some men n««er grow up; some boys are mature at ir andheavy family burden^ ,7' and carry

X'ioL"'°" ~.f"You know a married martyr ought to get something beside, a

cross.

$250 STOCKINGS60THAMLATEST

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Other Sprightly Gossip ofDry But Still Giddy

New York.r

By O. O. McIXTYRE.New York. Nov. 29..Down in one

of those rich looking, deep mahog¬any. extravagantly tapestried shop*on Fifth avenue they are displayingwomen's stockings for $2."jO a pair.And the/ are being sold with rareease to Christmas buyers. It is saidthat one famous theatrical "angel"purchased a dozen pair for his brightparticular star.Perfumery at |7T» a bottle is dis¬

played in those gorgeous perfumeryshops and at one quaint little men'shaberdashery silk neckties are goingat $12 ench. Any Fifth avenue sales¬men will tell you that the silk wormsare on strike. They have beentouched by the Bolshevik I atmo-sphere and practically blighted.thelittle dears. Consequently anythingwith silk is sky high.The Christma* rush Is already on.

The stores ate crowded and thecurbs are lined with those queer mis¬fits who peddle everything fromshimmying Teddy Bears to near-pearl necklaces In satin boxes.Manhattan is at its best around the

holiday season. At night the theatergoers In their handsome plumage fillthe streets. New highly coloredlights prick out against the nightsky. People rub elbows In the crushgood naturedly and even the trafficco»s smile.CTiristmas in a big time for the

traffic cops, for it Is then that menwhose cars violate traffic laws allthe year make It up in handsometips. The elevators are trimmed inholly and the boxes put up by therunners for gratuities jingle withcoins. The elevator men always goout early after their Christmas gifts.And on the East Side, too. the

Christmas spirit has full play. Thereare all kinds of entertainments.dances and masquerades. It puts afew hours of great splendor into th*1lives of toiling young men andwomen. The laundry girl reiens forone night as Marie Antoinette andthe little wrapper girl as the fatedQueen of Scots.The young Kast Side girls foriret

their plain dresses and the wearingclick of the cash trolley for they «retransformed into bewitching ladies.The youthful truck drivers, freighthandlers and other two fisted work¬men get a chance to crack the Jokesthey've saved up from constant at-tendance at burlesque showsIt is a happy spirit that comes to

New York at Christmas time indeed.People forget the hurly-burly livesthe/ lead, and become more human.

Employers of unskilled labor com¬plained this week about the suddenrush of their workmen to St. Louis,where the lid is off for 2.7.r» per centbeer. The weak, watery beer servedin New York, it seems, is a pcor sub¬stitute and even 2.7S brew is wel¬comed.so much so that they willleave good old New York to get it.The few remaining beer saloons arcdoing very little business and thenewspapers report that the workmenhave been doing their own brewingat home but live in fear of revenueacents. Beer is a lost thirst slaker.Men who were satisfied with it areturning to the boot-leggers as an un-happy substitute. But whisky iseasy to get.such as it is. One NewYork newspaper tells of a new drinkinvented during the week.alcohol.camphor and cream. It is said tohave a more powerful kick than theold bowery "^hi^d rail" whisky.

John Gregory, former newspapet-man, who is now a Wall street plu-tocrat, and a member of the firm ofDurell, Gregory and Company, withoffices in Wall street and also onFifth avenu«\ recently purchased afine home in one of the exclusivesections of Westchester County. Hehas a double garage and.whisperit softly.a concrete cellar which Isoff from the house. The other nightthieves broke down three locks andthrough three doors to get into thecellar. And all the night long thegarage was open with a French[limousine and a touring car readyfor almost any taker. It is a wag-gish world, my masters.

Shortages of one thing and an¬other have become common enough.Coalless winters and sausagelessbreakfasts are accepted philosophlc-ally. But when it is announced thatthere is a dearth of aspiring authorsland their "great works*" that'ssomething to be shocked about.Willing writers have always beenas productive and dependable asthat well-known mill which grindssalt to keep the sea in good condNtion.Postmen have for years been

bringing around to editorial doors athousand or so manuscripts daily,and every evening the office boy na*been starting the other 999 on thereturn trip. Then came the morn¬ing when the postman had only halfas many and so on till the timewhen there was nothing but a pic¬ture postal card for the steno¬grapher.Why this terrible situation? C'est

la guerre? That's the dope. Theyouth of the nation who did mostof the writing were in France. Butnow the writing business is pick¬ing up. But editors say that warstories are barred. They want storieswith laughs. And they are hard tofind.

Arthur Hopkins' audacious en¬deavor to stir up Sunday nights inManhattan by putting on some se¬rious Russian drama.solid andgloomy stuff by Tolstoi and Gorki,and no mere Chekov.will at leastcheer up the depressed and despair*ing. They find little enough In thislife since July 1 to see them throughto the next evening, but if anygroup of high-minded people beginto work out a plan for a more per-feet Sunday a great many whosefeet are aching to step into the.grave will be willing to stay on forseveral more week-ends. Tf sonv*one will only begin to do for Sun¬day what has been done for sucnimpersonal things as city zonin*pure milk, child labor and the hat¬pin nuisance, splendid changes willcome into this culture. Sad-heartedNew Yorkers, now more or lesssuspicious that this winged gift ot"life.as the optimists would call it.is an old broken down dodo, willthink less harshly of what has beenmeasured out to them.

BAND CONCERT.Marin? Barracks.

Monday, December 1. 1913. at 2:00 p. m.Orchestral Concert

by theU. S. Marin* Band Orchestra.William H. Santelmann. leader.

Program.1. March. '"Hie Pathfinder of Panama" Hpisa2. Overture, Oberon" Weber3l (a) Mazurka de Concert Ojx 7 Chopin

(b) Minute Walta. Op.* 64 ..Chopin4. Grand Fantasia "Brahmsiana" Langey5. Waltz *"nie Beautiful B>ue Danube"

-...' StrainsI Scenes fron "Madame Butterfly" I*ucvlniT. Galop de Concert "A Skating Kink"

TobaniMarines* Hymn "The Halls cf Montezuma"

"The Star Spangled Banner"

SPENDING MONEY LIKE WATERTHOSfc ITOS

WtRt OH* COLLAR.A l)01t K tt> TAKt-SOHt. THEN IT> KHOwTHtV WtK-E fB-tSH>

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MODERN EVANGELINE'S 35-YEARSEARCH ENDS.LOVER IS INSANE

Woman Searched Two Continents for Be¬trothed. Devoured By Melting Pot, Finds

Him at St. Elizabeth's Hospital.The three Pan af who spin the

thread of fate, sometimes makehopeless tangle* in their skeins. Orso it seems to Mrs. Martha Chris-topherson, who recently cam#* toWashington from Spokane. Wash.,to gre*»t h«*r long-lout lover, onlyto find the blank tiizp of a lost mindin the eyes of William Hudson.This is the tale of the modern

Evangeline and her search, whichinvolved two continent* and endedin Washington.Half a century ago in Sweden a

hoy and a girl grew up together.(Their childhood's intimacy ripenedinto love and they were betrothed,with marriage to follow when for¬tune had smiled <»n them. Thosewere the days when the adventure¬some young European looked to thegolden shore* of fabled America forhis future. William Hudson tookleave of his little sweetheart. Mar¬tha, thirty-live years ago. biddinirher wait for him. as he sailed offfor the new world.

Xo Let tern ( ame.The blue eyes of the little Swedish

girl grew dim with tears and disap¬pointment as the weeks rolled bywith no letter from the absent Will¬iam. A year had passed with no

word of him. And then another year.William's parents died, having hadno news of the son in America. Heseemed lost indeed.With her first love buried in the

youthful dreams of her heart. Mar¬tha married one of the young men

of the countryside. Hut when he.too. died and passed out of her life,her heart awakened to its first callof love.

"I will find him." she told herself,land bravely set out for America.

Year after yar went by withouther meeting l»im. Once she heardhe was in South America; he had

A LINE 0' CHEEREACH DAY 0- THE YEARBy John Kendrlek Using*.

THK PATHWAY.Today the Autumn goesAnd Winter with her snowsAnd frosty days comes inHer chill reign to begin.

And some there be who dreadThe hours that life ahead.With skies al overcast,And frigid arctic blast.

But my soul its stressHolds naught of bitterness,And not a thought of fearComes to disturb my cheer,

For well I know that throughThese chilsome days of rueFor al their blusteringWe march on to the Spring.(Copyright. 1919. T»y Thr M <4 lure New*r«i*r

Syndicate.)

OPHELIA'S SLATE.

been won in Mexico and on the Pa-ciflc coast. Thru she was told hemight l»e fouix! in St. Elizabeth'sHospital hero. She hurried to Wash-ington.She told her story in th«' oftire. and

they sent for the man. Hudson. Theyhad tried to prepare h«'r

It >o( RrroKiiiird.With memories of the bright-faced

young Swedish boy who had kissedher cood-by thirty-five years before,she saw before her an old man. bemiind broken. £he spoke his nanv*.IAfter all, it was her own WilliamShe held out her arms to him. Sii«-named herself by the little Swedishpet name he h»*d called her. onlythe hlankness of nineteen years ofmadness showed in his eyes.The search was over. (iuardians

led William Hudson bark to hisloom. And merciful tears* rained

idown Martha's fare. In the worldof poeti y, Kvanueline finds her lon-'-lost lover. Hut in the world ofreality we bruise ourselves on theknots of the I'areao. Mavhap theylike the variation of the knot.

HOROSCOPE.SI -\ DAY. \0\KNBKR .til. It) 10.

(<"¦ .9 right, 19!9. t»y tlie McClure New»|mj*rSyndicate )

This is not a fortunate day. accord-Ing to astrology. The Sun and Sa-turn are in malefic aspect.There is a sign read as presaging re-

ligious troubles, for Saturn is in a

place making for unjust suspicion,prejudice and unkindliness.The stars that are held to give

warning of church difficulties seem toindicate extreme activity in organiz-ing nnd spreading the doctrines ofone great sect.Ministers and other speakers who

address audiences while this confiRU-ration prevails probably will find alark of responsiveness.Warning is given by the seers that

in the reaction after war when spir-Itual possibilities are forgotten andmaterial ambitions permitted to re-place higher aspirations, new dangersarise.This is not a favorable day for vis-

iting friends or relatives who occupyplaces in the Sun; since the stars thatencourage egotism and the conscious-ness of power are forceful in their in-fluence, and critical moods are engen-dered.

It is not a promising day for minesand mining interests and there isdanger of losses, strikes and evenfires.Disappointment is presaged to

persons who have political ambi-.Jtions, since supremV surprises are'indicated for the next Presidential,campaign.

Increase of beauty is foreshad-'owed for Americans and children!born in the new year have theprognostication of unusual physi-lcal endowment.Labor continues under a sign

presaging great progress and manybenefits.Community plans that bring all

elasses of inhabitants into closertouch In many cities will bringabout a great national movement,astrologers predict, and this willtake the form of some theatricalenterprise.Music is subject to the best sort

of planetary government and willmake great headway in the United.States in the sense that publicinterest will focus on the best(compositions and will demand pop-ular concerts.Persons whose birthdate it is

.should keep their business affairsjwcll in hand.

Children born on this day arelikely to be exceedingly kind andaffectionate. They may be too un-selfish to succeed, and should betrained to conserve their energies.

Chemistry Building ForWashington U. Planned

The Chemical Society of GeorgeWashington University has launcheda campaign to raise funds to estab¬lish permanent quarters in the pro¬posed chemistry building that will beerected by tlie university probablywithin a year or two.The society has announced that it

will devote a part of each meetingthis winter to the study of the livesof famous chemists. All chemistrystudents at the university have beenInvited to attend the meetings.

Such Is LifeAs It Is Seen

By 0. B. JOYFULChemists have learned how to

press food oil from grape seed.Packers utilize animal hoofs.It has been long since cotton men

threw away cottonseed.An apple core makes a fine gift

to the other little boy when youwant to pose a* a Juvenile philan¬thropist.Someday somebody will find some

use for the banana peeling, otherthan throwing it upon the sidewalk.

In the dim and distant future theonly by-product not of value willbe the envelope which wraps upyour wages.

Government clerks at Washingtonthreaten to strike because UncleSam took the mirrors out of theirworkroom*. You may guess the sexof the strikers.

Lawrence. Kans.. is treating pro¬fessional loafers to liberal doses ofcoal mine work.

A Nebraska farmer paid $30,000[for a pedigreed pig.

prices of pork chops and ham in¬clines on« to the belief that nothinghut pedigreed hogs have beenslaughtered in the past two or threeyears.

A Jury at Allegan. Mich . spring *

surprise in the damage suit broughtby I-eon A. Josiin against GlennRichards, in which he asked $."..000heart balm for the alienation of hiswife's affections.After deliberating less than thirty

minutes the jury returned a verdictof $6,000 damages to the plaintiff.

"Instead of rocking the babv hwspent his evenings shaking theshimmy." testified Mrs. O. I). Gray, ofSan Francisco. Cal.. who has broughtsuit against her husband for di¬vorce.

WHEN WE'RE ALLLINED UP BEFOREGOD'S JUDGMENT-BAR

By Ike Rev. CHARLES ITELILE.There's a universal equality among

men. that we like to think and talkabout.The great world-democracy nas

meant much to the race.Rut there's another "universal equal¬

ity" which isn't quite so flattering.It's found in the word of God.Here it is:"For all have sinned, and come short

of the glory of God!"Sin has been described as "falling

short of the mark."And this applies to all of ns."There is none righteous, no. not

one."If you don't believe it. here s the

proof, taken from God's wefrd:"If we say that we have no sin. we

deceive ourselves, and the truth is notin us."We nre self-deluded.blind to our

own sin.The very best evidence that a man

is ;» sinner Is the assertion that he is"perfect."Of course, sin doesn't always show

I itself in the same way.j To get drunk, to raise a row. to beatup your wife, to steal, to lie. to com-

J mit adultery.these aren't the onlyways to sin.nor always the worst.To be smun and self-righteous. to

be coldly indifferent to the needs ofyour neighbors, may be worse than

| g< tting drunk.Some men are too stingy to get

dmnk.They wouldn't have a speck of dirt

' on the vests for the world, but theirsouls nre smeared with filth and muck.And the "respectable sinner" will

have to take his place at the same barof Justice to which the drunkard sndthe harlot will also have to come,There is no difference."for all have

sinned".and sin is sin.It's iroing to be humiliating for Mrs.

Proudphrse snd Mr. Moneybags toline up with Tom. the drunken sailor,and Mary. the street walker-butthey'll have to do it at the final day."for all have sinned."

i Unless.and it's a blessed "unless '

they confess their sin and ask for for-giveness.,"For God is faithful and Just to for-

j give us our sin, and to cleanse us from. all unrighteousness."

And this carries with it making re-! strletion. so far as possible.We've got to square ourselves with

those whom we injuredBut.there '.s forgiveness with God.

don't forget that.It's up to us.not to God.God has done his part.He's ready.are youT

'D1 .1 T Wirt" CAPTKound the 1 own LitcheSth® ,lllo*« hlrh

Or In th. battle's vanThe fittest Pl.ce for nun to diela where he dies for man

-CoLjJam H. BtraUan.

la -Drive* Worth While tIn the wake of the world war there

have been inaugurated counties*'drives" for money, membership and

LhMILl^" »he """if of ROBERTL MILLER, we are living |n an eraof propaganda. Some of the dn.«are for noble and patriotic pur^while others are utterly absurd, audifor Instance, as that to raise fund.Toprovide medicated gum drop, for

fr^t-oltten Russians." a, .nnfunc^newapapennan.

"Cel'°U"

IBu' * ',<lr|ve Worth while haa been

* number of businessmen and newspaper writers In this

t£n* ? i" to be nation-wide andlull of pep. In a determined effort to

c,lilen*' °( the District of |Columbia Americanized by giving'them the voting right, a campaign ofeducation will be Institute? ,-/ery newspaper in thia country will beasked to help along the good cause;by glxlng present conditions in Wash¬ington the fullest publicity. At a

lecent meeting of the committee in

KMrifn movement. Col WIN-

all ^ . chairn>an. urged that.II good citiaenx give "a long pull, «

strong pull, and a pull all together","r a l?t"rn of the voting privilege

District^ reaWenta of the

OOn?nr£ S*crrtar>' LOUIS 8.GOTTLIEB invites all Interested menand women to visit suffrage head-

hnal"v.rM t°-,be loeated ,n the Frank-

^ Bank Building, Tenth

norihwest"'1 Pennsylvania avenue

ReeoB.fmetlna American M«rn.Washingtonians are Justly proud of

the part their city is playing in thegreat and good work of preparinz for

.f.h*U,e ?f "J* ,h" ^H.nt Americansoldiers who b.ttled so valiantly ,nd

nhfs^i! OV*"r -vo"*l',r that the peo-

fi e .veRhoul<l be freed from

of *utocracy. One of the

-mpy*a"' movements to give,

advanta«f of an educa¬tion ha- Just been Inaugurated by the

$r"Z:°:'oiumbu>in ,h'* TheSir Knights, or "<"aseja." a, thevwere termed by the A. K F have

College S' 'John »

west ;,,l h"""" aV-nu- north"

*e*l, ami have made th« < heerinrannouncement:

«crnn«

»u!S;,rrvvr <,",rhar-~i^ themilitary or na\al service wili be grant-

.rC Th'','*kh'"S J" ,h* p' h00' Without

1.. 15 Knights of Columbus havearranged that such ex-service men

,he pv-n,ns »'th"It is further announced that the

-lasses wtll ^ co-educational andnon-se. Mr,an. the idea being to assist

PotTunit' *# Uk' Of the op!, .

. * t-"n"r livelihood.

r ssssrssj com^reem;"fera"" Mtnot

" Promot-

ship r£Th"W ""d eo°" r,ti*en-

'ohnefer ,^.romm""'e are M D.efer. Andrew Hickev. Frank

' Griffith M J"*'U.^

Kee-lytiriscoll and William

Again Washington is takinp ih.

j ward prosperity.

Api.rert.te4 by tie.. B.r.etf,Several days ago I wrote of the

M.^ndid service rendered Uncle¦am by our peerless Marine Corp,.n the wor.d war and wheaverelse they have been called i. ,h.

"UZ uz?in£r. r^?d-';Ton ,l

. a^he^i.;, /;r','lc,e l^hf'*1 0f ''". y"r'to thank .vo^netTnir'"/.^^^

«f

which"! h^""1 ZT"-' "f ,h" eorp.

ma id , « .Ih' honor to com.

I real lie. I.. *»«w that

M^neT"*'" tl,!" h** r0rn" to the* Corps during my incum

had'Tt nir'if "aV' b-n 'mpossVhlehad it not been for the loyalty .nd

patriotism of those who chOM tsserve In the corps, the mifninl-moui spirit of our citisensIF in aiding us to f«t ths blfhclass material out of which ourpersonnel was built, and particu¬larly the liberal, practical and ef¬fectual manner In which the pressof the country assisted us in ourevery endeavor."

Hare mm4 Historic Pbstsgrapfca.THOMAS OBJAN I. veteran police¬

man of the First precinct, and long¬time citisen of the District, hascome Into possession of severalvaluable sketches which he says heWill present to thr Association ofOldest inhabitants for its collectionof Washington la. Three of the pic¬tures show the original and dome-less Capitol In 1S1«. 1821. snd 1140.The old structure, as shown by thephotos, comprises the central build-ing rotunda old Hall of Repre¬sentatives. now the hall of fame,and the Hupreme Court, then thsSenate chamber.

Orianl will present the organisa¬tion with pictures showing GeorgsWashington and Alexandria Lodgsof Masons in full regalia laying thncornerstone of the Capitol, also «bancient map of the area comprisingthe District when It was part ofMaryland. At old Bussard's Point,adjoining Wsshington Barracks,was the town of Carrol lburg.while in rear of the site occupiedby the present naval hospital iawest Washington, was the towa ofHamburg both Hi Maryland.

How She KsssS s Hssfcsad.The quid nunc* In the Government

Printing Office sre discussing a choicebit of gossip concerning a woman inthe thirties v, ho 'formerly worked inthe folding department, and the novelmeans she adopt*, d to get a husbandOne dsy she was folding sheet* forthe agricultural report, which bookha* a aide circulation throughout thecountry. While resting her tired handsshe toyed with a lead pencil. Then onthe margin of one of the pases shawrote her full name and address.Several months later after she had

forgotten the incident, she * as sur-prised to receive a letter from the farWest. It was written by a cattle-man who hsd received fmm his Con-pressman the book in which she hadentered her name. Th«- writer gavehis name, age and address, and de¬clared he was prosperous but lonelyand was seeking for a wife. A cor-respondence between the folder, who

! is tall and pretty, and the cowboyranchman sprang up. and they ex¬changed photos. It developed into a

case of love at long-range, and endedby the cattleman sending the foldermoney to pay her fare to a point inMontana, where he agreed to meether. She resigned her position in thsbig print shop and went West. There,she met him for the first time andthey were marri«-d and have sincelived happily together.One ol the women workers at the

jro\ernment printery informs me thsther friend who found a good husbandthrough a scribble is coming to Wash¬ington to spend the Christinas holi¬days.

I,

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