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The finale of the Squeaky Clean Legacy.

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WelcomebacktotheSqueakyCleanLegacyforthelast8me.Fouryearshavegoneintothis—fouryearsofpink,girls,goodbehavior,andmostlyhappyendings.Andatthispoint,mysimselfhasonlyoneques8on...

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SimMe:HowtheheckdoIfinishthisoff?ThistookalotlongerthanIthoughtitwould,withonethingandanother‐‐

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‐‐andIamnotgoingtoadmittogeLngdistractedwri8ngotherthings.

Excuseme.

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Flavius:Um,Prof?Iwaswonderingif....youhaven’treallyincludedmuchabouttheRomans,orme,lately,andyou’refinishingeverythingup...AndIthinkI’vedonesomeservicetothisLegacy,and...

SimMe:Andyouwanttohavesomemoreface8meforyourselfandalltheRomans.Flavius:Um...yes.

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SimMe:Well,Flavius,Ithinkthat’sfair.ASerall,thisLegacywouldn’thavebeenwhatitwaswithoutalltheRomanrefugeesfrom*TenCaesars.*AndyouhavesucceededatrunningforMayor,andMakingThingsMoreRomanAroundHere...

Flavius:AndTwelveLabors.SimMe:AlmostTwelveSortofLabors,yes.

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SimMe:Soyes,Flavius.Youmayhaveyourface8me.

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Flavius:*8ng*

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MarcusisDeandCassius’son,andwhentherebuildhappened,helosthisperfectlynicemiddle‐agedlifewithhishusbandGregandwentbacktobeingatoddler.Toilet‐trainingalloveragain.Highschoolalloveragain.Thinkaboutit.Soitishigh8mehegraduatedfromcollege.

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Ialsohadtorebuildhishouse.MykonosisnamedaSeraGreekislandnotableforitsseasideresortfriendlytogentlemenseekingmutualinterests.LikeanyGreekisland,itisstrongontheuseofstuccoandalotofblue.Thesaunasandhottubsareop8onal.

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Mostoftheguestsarecollegefriends,ofwhomMarcusandGreghavealot.

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NotealsothatMarcusandGregliveinwhatmightbecalledtheRomanQuarter.

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AndbecauseIcannotresisttakingartyweddingpix...

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De’salwaysthrilledtoseeoneofherkidsorgrandkidsgetmarried,Cassiusisthrilledthatshe’sthrilled,andFlaviusjustlikesagoodparty.

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Thecakelooksdelicious,andwhileitisbeingcut...

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...anuninvitedguestarrives.IwasactuallyquiterelievedtoseeS8nkytheSkunkshowup,asZanekeepswan8ngtobeFriendswithProfinawaythatratherworriesme.Andthatisnotwhatweddingsarefor.

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Ideally,aweddingshouldbespentqueuingupforthebathroomandthinkinghatethoughtsabouttheSimswhoareoccupyingit.

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Orikes:Sohowisthemayoralcampaigngoing?

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Flavius:Agh,don’task.IthinkI’vehaditwithpoli8cians.

*universeceasesinitsmo8on*

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Ul8mately,Gregmakesitclearthattheweddingisoverandthatitishigh8meforeveryonetogohome.Runningaroundnudewilldothat.

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Imen8onedthatMarcusandGregliveintheRomanQuarter.YoucanseetheirhomefromthisRomanvilla‐‐

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‐‐whichisflankedbytheRomanvillainwhichSimProf,Flavius,CassiusandDeliveontheotherside.

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ThisisthehomeofCassiusandDe’sdescendents,allRomansandtheirSimselfwives.FromleStoright:CassiusandDe,OctaviusandDenise/Avidreader,DecimusandPenguingirl,Ter8usandOrikes,SextusandPurplebunny...

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AndnowtherewillbeanotherRomanheirandSimselfbride.

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Duodecimus,SextusandPurpleBunny’sson,movedhomefromcollegeandinvitedRoseFyre,theauthoroftheBuffyverseApocalypse,tomovein.

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ItdidnottakeherlongtofindanappropriateRomanweddingdress,ortobegintofitin.

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SimselvestendtobethemostfrivolousandleastfocusedSimsinmygame.

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TheyalsohavetroublewithconceptslikeKnowingWhentoComeinOutoftheRain.

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MostoftheSimselvesintheneighborhoodhavebeeninvitedtothewedding.Thisrequiresalotofchairs.

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PurpleBunny:IthoughtI’dwearmyoldweddingdresstomyson’swedding.Saves8me,don’tyouthink?

De:Ohyes!Ialwaysdo!Tobefair,De’sdressdoesnotshriek“weddingdress.”

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Soon,mostoftheSimselvesareseatedandtalkingaboutthestuffsimselvesusuallytalkabout:lips,hearts...

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....firstWooHoo,andwhoisaPopularitySim.Andtheyhaveshortaden8onspans.

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Almosteveryonesitsdown,kindof.There’salwaysone—inthiscase,Kai,theyoungestGoodytwoshoesson.

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Eventheworld’sshortestceremony‐‐

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‐‐isnotshortenoughtokeepSimselvesfromgeLngbored.Alreadywanderingaway:Lily/Cobaltazure,Marina/Smoothiequeen.Alreadythrowingwaterballoons:Candi.

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SimMe:Hey,Di,thanksforthe8psonhowtomakeSimgetintheirseatsforweddingsandstaythere.Itworksmostlymostofthe8me.

Dicreasy:Noworries.

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Peasant007,RegacyLady,Marina:Boredderpdederp.

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Rose,youmightwanttohurryupcuLngthatcake:thesunisgoingtosetandotherwiseitwillbetoo...

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...late.Oh,well.Thisiswhathappenswhenyoustartaweddinglate,butinfairness,PurpleBunnyhadtogotoherjobandgetapromo8ontoRestaurantHostess.

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LotsofSimselvesmadeabeelineforthecake.

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Mysimselfwasnotoneofthem.Shewanderedoverandlookedatthecake,butdidnottakeapiece.Thisisoutofcharacter.MyactualselfismorelikethosenaturedocumentariesinwhichthingsareSkeletonizedWithinMinutesandNothingGoesToWaste.

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Peasant007actuallystrolledbywithmypieceofcake,rightinfrontofme.Rubbingitin.That’sharsh.

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Orikesgotcake,andshehadtocutoffaconversa8onwithFlaviustodoit.

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Decimus:Mmm,strawberries.

Rosefyre:Shedidn’tevengetcake?Penguingirl:Romeisharsh,dear.Rosefyre:Didanyoneelsenotgetcake?

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Cait/RegacyLady:Whoozagoodgirlden?Duzzemgirlwannachasas8ck?Yes,shedoes.Yes,sheduuuuzzzz.

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Cassius:Pointlessgossipwecouldexchangeathome!

De:Snerk!

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Andwhybotherwithaweddingwith25Simguests,mostofthemSimselves,allofwhommakemewanttotearmyhairout?

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ItmakesFlaviushappy.Toast:Oh,you’rekidding.Look!HegottoMeetSomeoneNew!

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Cassius:Ma,youareKIDDING.

Nope,I’mnot.DidImen8onhelikesredheadedsimselves,too?

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Beforewecangettothenextwedding,weneedtodealwiththeconsequencesofanearlierone.CaspianandMor8ciaGothwerebothveryhappytowelcomeintotheneighborhood‐‐

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‐‐AravisGoth.YoumayrememberthatCaspian(Cassandra)GothmarriedDarya(Darren)Dreamer?Yes.

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Hewasthrilledanditmadeupforhavingthecookiesslappedoutofhimbyhisformerfiance,DonnaLothario.

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Gothytoddlersneedgothydresses,andshehasapersonalitytomatch:Scorpio,7/2/9/7/1.

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AlexandraGothisgradua8ngfromcollege.SheisoneofseveralWeivtnasaelpyoungpeoplewhohavesuccessfullyputtheoldergenera8on’sdysfunc8onbehindthem.

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Mor8cia:I’msoproudofyou,Alexandra.

Alexandra:Thanks,Mother.Letmeintroduceyoutomyfiance.

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Alex:I’dlikeyoutomeetVespasianCaesar.

Familiesdon’tgetmoreestablishmentOldWeivtnasaelpthantheGoths,andtheydon’tgetmoreestablishmentRomanthantheCaesars,soit’sfiLngthattheyfinallymerge.

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MostoftheotherWeivtnasaelpcollegekidsenjoytheparty,too.LeStoright:DionneDreamer(orpartofher);LionelPleasant,LinusBurb(andinraspberrypinksweateratfront,hisboyfriend,EthanChalmers).Notenjoyingthepartyatfarright;AngusPleasant.

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Angus:NowthatAlexisgradua8ng,we’llallbegradua8ngandI’llbeoutandmakingamarkonthewordasanadult.

Hopespringseternal.

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Itwouldprobablyhavebeenbederto*poof*intoadulthoodsomeplaceotherthantheheadofthestairs,asitmakeseveryoneverycranky.

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AtCaesar’sPalace,Domi8angoesabouthisdu8eswithImperialdignity.Actually,mostofthefamilygaveupthinkingofthemselvesasImperialalong8meago.Withpowercomesgreatvulnerabilityandtheneedforemployingfoodtasters,andasfarasthey’reconcerned,youcanhaveit.

Domi8an’swifeDianaisaseventhgenera8onspareGoodytwoshoes.ShethinksthehouseisnamedaSertheVegascasino,withallthegamesaround,andhe’sneverbotheredtoenlightenher.

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Flavius:Prof,whyarewesiLngallthewayintheback?

Cassius:Yeah,goodques8on:whyarewe?

We’resiLnginthebackbecausepeopleinourposi8ondon’tneedtopushourselvestothefront,andbesides‐‐‐

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‐‐therearealotofguests.

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Romansonthegroom’sside‐‐thisincludesVespasian’sfather,Titus,andhismother,theformerMeadowThayer;Weivtnasaelponthebride’sside;andyou’llno8ceweareindeedattheveryback.

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Consideringthatit’ssuchamomentousoccasion,youwouldthinkmoreoftheweddingguestswouldbewatchingit.

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That’sbeder.Andforalltheheavyimplica8onsofaGoth‐Caesaralliance,VespasianandAlexaremuchmoreinterestedinsimplybeingmarried.

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Ah.Someonedidnotfindaseat.There’salwaysone.

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AlexandraisclearlyhappytobemarryingVespasian,buthowdoesMor8ciafeelaboutherdaughtermarryingaRomaninvader?

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Oh,ok.‐‐‐TheRomansaretripleinvaders,infact:theGoodytwoshoesvirtuallytookoverPleasantview,thenFlaviusandPubliuscamefromRomeandFlaviusissueda“y’allcome,”andthenEVERYONEcolonizedWeivtansaelp.Thisisnotlikeactualhistory,inwhichtheGothsinvadedRome.Itisimportanttokeepthesefactsclear.

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Alexandra:Havesomecake,Mr.Caesar.

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Diana:Aw.IlovebeingMrs.Caesar.

DianaCaesar.

Diana:Domi8ancallsme“Empress.”It’sthecutestpetname.

Whileallseemshappyatthiswedding‐‐

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Anuninvitedguestappears.

AngusPleasant:Theinvita8onwasprobablylost.

BelleBroke:Uh‐oh.

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Lionel:Whatareyoudoinghere,Angus?

Angus:Iwasgoingtogetsomecake.

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Angus:ButwhileI’mhere,I’llgetsomeofthis,too.

Thislooksasthoughitcouldbeaveryuglysitua8onindeed.

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Domi8anisnotknownforbeingthesharpestknifeinthedrawer.HehadtroublesgeLngdatesincollege—abiderpillforaPleasureSim‐‐andnorealinterestinanythingelsebutgaming.Butwithoutdirectlyacknowledgingtheincipientfight,hestepsinand‐‐‐

Domi8an:YoumustbeoneofAlex’sfriends,Mr.Pleasant.Tellmeaboutyourself.

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Angusisalwayshappytotellanyoneabouthimself,atgreatlength,soproblemavoidedfornow.

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De:I’mnothearinghorriblescreaming.

BecausethatneverhappensatRomanweddings.

De:Ofcoursenot!Mmm,cake.

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Angus’ademptstocommitmayhemonLionelwererepeatedlyaverted,firstbyDomi8ansteppingintotalktohimonfreewill,thenbyhisinabilitytofindhiswayoutofthehedgemaze‐‐

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‐‐andfinallybyDionneclobberinghimwithawaterballoon.

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Alex:Doyouthinkthere’sroomforonemorelidleCaesar?

Well,putitlikethat—aGoth/Caesarchild—howcouldIresist?

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Everyoneclustersaroundtoseethenewbaby,exceptforDiana,whoisboredbybabies.

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It’sMeadowwhoismosttakenwithhernewgranddaughter,however.

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ThelastlidleCaesar—orGoth—HadrianaCaesar.ShehasapersonalityfiLngforbothaGothandaCaesar:Gemini,6/9/9/10/1,andtheveryyoungestandlastoftheRomans.

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ThelastofDeBeers’line,Bunthorne,graduatesfromcollegeandleavestheboys’house.

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DeBeershimselfisamazinglys8llgoingstrong.Perhapsnotsoamazing,ashisolderbrotherCecilisperenniallyinhismid‐40s,butCecilisanelixiraddict,andhisyoungerbrotherLydonlooksveryyoung,butheismuchyoungerthanDeBeers.

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It’shardtolanguishandsay“alas!”inmilitaryuniformwhenyouareataparty,mee8ngnewpeople,butDanteGabrielmanages.

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DanteGabriel:Ah,thesightoftheoldfraternity...andyetNOTtheoldfraternityatall.Itmakesmemelancholy.Wherearethesnowsofyesteryear?

Bunthorne:Grandpa,beforeyoustartsnowingoneverything,I’dlikeyoutomeetDusty.

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Dusty:Hi,Mr.Goodytwoshoes.

DanteGabriel:....+1000.

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Barredandhiswife,theformerHeatherHuffington,can’treallybeinterestedinanythingexceptpartying.

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*Poof*

Doyouhaveplans,Bunthorne?

Bunthorne:HaveyoueverheardofaFortuneSimwithoutone?Oh,yes,plans. 

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Aplan,butnotanevilone,evidently,atleastnotsofar.It’saverynicehouse,andit’srightacrossthestreetfromBunthorne’sfamilyandtheDeBeersgallery.

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Ahousewithaninteres8nglayout,infact.Amainhouse,andthenwhatlookslikeaminiatureapartmentconnectedbyabridge.Butwhywouldayoungcouplewanttomoveintoahouselikethat?

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Brandon:Comeon,Scarled.YouwanttomeetAuntDusty,don’tyou?

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Dusty:Congratula8ons,Dusty!You’vedonesowell.IwishIcouldhavehelpedyoumore.Whatalovelynewhouse.

Dusty:Youreallylikeit,Dad?

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Dusty:Becauseit’spartyours.

Brandon:Dusty...

Dusty:Noarguments,Daddy.ItwasBunthorne’sidea.WereallywantyouandScarledhere.It’swhatwealwaysplanned.

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Andthey’vemovedinjustin8meforawedding,too.

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IhopeBrandondoesn’tfollowthroughonthatAdop8onwish.

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Bunthorne:Psst.  Honey.  I stole it for you. 

Dusty:Aw, you’re sweet.

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Ah,theromance.

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Thecenterofaden8onatthisweddingdoesn’tseemtobethebride,butthebride’ssister.

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Dionne’shappytomeetScarled.

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AndDanteGabriel’salwayshappytoMeetAnyoneNew.Ashappyashegetsaboutanything.

DanteGabriel:Alas.

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Brandon:Comeon,sweetheart.Busydayforalidlelady.Timeforyournap.

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There’sjustenoughroomforbothofthemandalidleprivacy.

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Everyoneneedsalidleprivacyfrom8meto8me.Andachanceforapairofnewlywedstofulfilltheirdreams...

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‐‐runningalarcenousbusiness,Aesthe8cArt.TheyAREFortuneSims.

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Bunthorne:Elaine!Youcanbethefirstcustomertobuysomething.C’mon.Pink.Fairies.Howcanyousaynotopinkfairies?

Elaine:Butwehaveonejustlikeitathome.***TheartisbySimgaroop;youmayrecognizeTitaniaandOberon.

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Bunthorne:Hmmm.  He’s certainly got the money to be a good customer, from what I hear.  

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Cecil:A classic work of art—and with Elaine as a model.  Perhaps this would be a wise purchase. *** Waterhouse’sThe Lady of ShalloG.

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Cecil:Yes.  I shall want to take this with me.

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Bunthorne:IthinkI’vegotsomepain8ngsyou’denjoy,Orikes.

Orikes:Theonebehindme?

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Bunthorne:Iwasthinkingtheoneoverthere,actually.***Psyche at the door of Cupid’s Garden, Waterhouse.ThemodelisMirandaLegacina,fromthePseudo Legacy.

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Bunthorne:Butthismightinterestyouaswell.

***NoiseGes,byBougereau;modelsareStarandLouisefromThe Pseudo Legacy.

AlloftheseclassicworksofarthavebeenrecreatedwithSimsbyDGJamie,manyofthemwithMaxisSims.Checkthemout!

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Onepurposeforimpor8ngLegacySimsistosellthemthings.

EddieLegacy:Idonotreallywishtopurchaseanything‐‐

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‐‐well,allright.

PoorEddie.He’smuchtoonicetosayno,eventhoughhefoundBunthorne’saLtudeveryoff‐puLng.

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RhysFitzhugh:I’mmeanerthanspit,butIs8llbuystuff.Icecream,bigstupidpinkbears,knockoffartwork,I’myourman.

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Hepicksfights,too.LetitGO,Rhys.

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RubyBlue:I’mhappytospreadsomemoneyaround,andLydonwillloveit!***Belated“HappyBirthday”toRubyBlue,andthanksonceagainforloaningmeDinadan!

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TheKnightscon8nuetobechivalrous.Gawaineisnow—

Aheartlesscorporatelawyer?

Gawaine:Ofcoursenot.IamTheLaw.Surelythereisnohigherambi8onforaknightthanmaintainingTheLaw.

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Parsifalhasdevotedhimselftofeatsofphysicalcourage.

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AndheandGawainehavebeengivenTaffyandSmoresasareward,althoughIshallnotfulfillthatTwentyPetBestFriendsLTW.

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Theirbachelorhomehasbecomeafocusofsocialac8vity;asortofcourt,ifyouwill.Andlikeanyfocusofsocialac8vity,itisboundtobecomefullofSimselves.

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Simselvesarealsoadractedbythemul8pleFunitemsinthehouse.

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Naturally,theirsisterandtheirbrother‐in‐lawarealwayswelcome.

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PurpleBunny:Sowhatyouthinkthey’lldonowthatthelegacyisending?Imean,whatdoninthgenera8onsparesdowiththeir8me?It’snotliketheycanrunaroundwearingpinkdresses.

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Thismayhavebeenatactlessremark.However,whileParsifalandGawainemayhavenoplansotherthancon8nuingtheircareers‐‐

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‐‐someonemaybeabletocomeupwithsomething.

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Parsifal:Suchastrainingthenextgenera8oninfeatsofarms!Thisisobviouslywhatwewilldo.

Andthat,yes.

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IanhassoldieredonearningthegoldtoymakingbadgeallGoodytwoshoeshusbandshaveearned,eventhoughhedidn’treallyneedto.

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Hehasalsobeenrunningthetoystore,andithasbeendoingaroaringbusiness.Thereisalsoprobablysomesa8sfac8oninbeingabletoselllightupreindeerstootherunfortunatepeople.

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Killick:Whichyouwillbewan8n’tobuya)*&*&%^&in’bigstupidbear.

ZaneistornbetweenhisdisapprovalofKillick’sbadlanguageandhisdesiretobehelpful,plusthebaitofbuyingsomethingcutehisdaughtersmightlike.Basically,he’sasucker.

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Killick:Whichyouwillbewan8n’tobuyasmallstupidpinkbear.

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Backathome,theyoungestGenera8onTenGoodytwoshoeschildisabouttohaveherbirthday.

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NotethatElainelooksreallyhappyasawifeandmother,andalsothatevenasababy,MacKenzieissmartenoughtoknowthatUncleParsifalisaPopularitySim.

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MacKenziehasagoodpersonalityforanheiressifweneededone,whichwedon’tbecauseshe’salreadygotanoldersisterandweareattheveryend.Fortherecord:Cancer,7/3/9/8/7.

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Withoutapology,whatfollowsaresomecutetoddlerpictures.

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NeitherElainenorIhavetotallyforgodenourresponsibili8es,however,andsheteachesMacKenzietowalk‐‐

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‐‐andtotalk.

She’slearnedhowtosay“buyanicetoybear”perfectly.Ifwes8llhadtorunthetoystore,she’dbeallset.

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ElainealsotaughtRowenaandBrianhowtodohomework‐‐

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‐‐althoughtheywerecertainlyallowedtogoofoffasmuchastheywantedto,andwhynot?

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Andfinally,itis8meforamostimportantbirthday:possiblythemostimportantbirthdayofall.

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Rowena:Iwishforadventure!

Don’tdothat!

Rowena:Don’tworry.Whateverhappensisanadventure.

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Thisappealsenormouslytoherknightlyuncles‐‐‐

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‐‐andtoherroman8cmother.

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Pleasure!Rowena:That’llbeanadventure!Brian:Yay,itwill!Nausicaa:WOOT!

***CelebrityChef.AsIansaid,“Iusedtorunarestaurant.”Maybeit’sinthegenes.

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Rowena:YouknowwhatwouldbeREALLYadventurous,UncleGawaine?Yououghttogoonaquest.Imeanyou’vebeenallknightlyandprotec8vebutknightsaresupposedtogoonquests,right,andthey’resupposedtohaveladyloves,andmaybeyoushouldhaveoneofthoseandyoucouldgosomewherecoolmaybeonahorseevenandfindone!

Gawaine:Hahhah.Don’tyouhaveacaketoeat?

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Ian:Maybethat’sagoodidea.ASerall,ElaineandIwouldn’thavegodentogetherwithoutyourinterference,Imean,help.Maybeweshouldreturnthefavor.

Gawaine:No.Youwouldn’t.

Ian:...Ofcoursewewon’t.ForgetIsaidanything.

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Rowena:Timetotakeyoutobed,MacKenzie.You’reasleepwithyoureyesopen.

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Brighteyesandanyfutureshewants.It’sanenviableposi8on.

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Gawaine:Wejustwantyoutoknowthatyourunclesaresworntodefendyouaswell.

Parsifal:Andremember,purityofheartgivesyouthestrengthoften.

Gawaine:Yes,thankyou,Percy.Andhappybirthday.

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Itlooksasthoughitwas.

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Afamilyportrait‐‐

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‐‐‐andthefacesofGenera8on10.

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Cecil,that’snotluggage.Yousurelycannotbe...

packing?

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Cecil:WhywouldInot?TheLegacyhasreacheditsconclusion.

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Thefamilyhasreacheditstenthgenera8onwithouthavingdestroyeditshighstandardsandgoodname,whichIhadcausetodoubt.Iamnolongerrequiredtoactascensorandguardianofcorrectbehavior.TheyHaveBeenGood.

Inshort,Iamnolongerneeded.

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PerhapsIshallreturn.PerhapsIshallnot.Onthewhole,Ithinknot.

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My daughter has made a full recovery, and I have reason to believe will marry again, perhaps more wisely than before. 

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My grandson lives a life that is useful ‐‐ 

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In fact, I have been informed, even happy‐‐ 

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~~although I would much prefer not to know the parPculars. 

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AndifIhaveservedmypurpose;ifIhavemaintainedthefamily’sgoodname;ifIhaveinfactBeenGood‐‐

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‐‐thenIam,atleastinsomemeasure‐‐

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‐‐content.

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Fish. . . 

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Clock . . . 

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Honeybun. 

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Tomorrow to fresh woods~~!

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~~and pastures new.!

" " " " " "John Milton, “Lycidas”!

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Acknowledgements TherearesomanypeopletothankthatmyfellowhistorianLydonGoodytwoshoesandIscarcelyknowwheretostart!

ButtheveryfirstpeopleIneedtothankareyou,gentlereaders.Manypeoplesay“oh,writealegacyforyourself,nevermindaboutthereaders,”butreadersmakeitmuchmorefun,andI’mdeeplygratefultoanyonewhotookthe8metoread,whetheryouhavecommentedornot.Specialthankstothoseearlyreadersbackinthe“greattheme!—andcanyoukeepplumbbobsoutofyourpictures?”days:Marina/Smoothiequeen,Blite27/Legionary27,WriterTina,PurpleBunny,andDe/Fireflower.

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“Ohmystarsandgarters,wearegoingtoforgetsomeone!”

Ihopenot!Many,manypeoplehaveloanedmelegacySimsovertheyears,andmyheiresseshavebeenmarryingthemsinceGenera8onThree.Hereisapar8allist.Simswhoweremarriedinareinboldtypeface.

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SpousesmarriedinGenera6onThree:PubliusNuman6usScipio:Ten Caesars,Blite27

Genera6onFour:SpencerFitzhugh:Fitzhugh Legacy and Villainous Apocalypse,Marina/Smoothiequeen

Genera6onFive:GaiusCaesar, Ten Caesars (theonlyLegacytoprovidemewithtwoSimhusbands)

Genera6onSix:NelsonPenguino:Penguino Legacy,PenguingirlGenera6onSeven:JackBuccaneer: PiraPcal Legacy,PurpleBunny/WriterAissa

Genera6onEight:DinadanLocks:Goldilocks and the Nine Heirs,Rubyblue

Genera6onNine:IanLegacina: Pseudo Legacy,Orikes

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CastBoomBoomApocalypso:Apocalypse a Go Go,EphemeralToast

ApolloandArtemisBohemian:Bohemian Legacy,DocGirlP/DGJamieEddieandIvyBuccaneer:PiraPcal Legacy,PurpleBunny/WriterAissaDrusus,Marcellus,andTiberiusCaesar,FlaviusandCassiusMarius: Ten Caesars,Blite27.ThisLegacyencouragedmetostartmyown,andhassuppliedmewithmoreSimsthananyother.

SugarDarling:It’s a Legacy Darling!TheAlmightyRobinoliZaneDevereaux:Devereaux Legacy,Peasant007RhysFitzhugh:Fitzhugh Legacyand Villainous Apocalypse,Marina/Smoothiequeen

BrodyLegacina: Pseudo Legacy,OrikesEddieandStanleyLegacyandTheoHarrison:Victorian Legacy,DicreasyCaptainCookandPopperPenguino:Penguino Legacy,Penguingirl

DontheZombie,Gage,andSamaraUglacy:The Uglacy,CandiArchimedes,Cassidy,Cypress,andSpiderJerusalemVe8nari:VePnari Dualegacy,DoctorSupremeNerd

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SimselvesYoucansafelyassumethatanyonewhoseSimIborrowedalsoappearedasaSimself.Othersinclude:

De/Fireflower:MorganLegacy.ShedeservesalinetoherselfformarryingCassiusandbecomingacharacterinherownright.

Renee/CowforbrainsMichelleFobbs, Planetary Apocalypse Stacilee, Whedonberry WriterTina, Highwinds Legacy 

RoseFyre,Buffyverse Apocalypse Cait/Cee/RegacyLady:The Regacy Lily/Cobaltazure: An Apocalypse of Ice and Fire 

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CustomcontentAnotherspecialthanksgoestothosewhoprovidedspecialitemswhenIbeggedindespera8on:RubyBlueforthewhiterecolorofknickersuitsforCecilandMax;RegacyLadyforElaine’sbeau8fulweddingveil;andDicreasyfortheskinblendthatsolvedthe–

Lydon:Prof!PLEASE!

The,um,“anatomicalsurprise”problem.

ToOrikes,myfavoritecreatorofgraphics,builderofhouses,andextractorofSims.

ToNdainye/Jenn,whosavedtheLegacybyextrac8ngtheunextractable.

ToJamie,purveyoroffineart.

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“Good...Good...Goodbye.

***

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