squid and the daleks' script
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The script to our master piece YouTube video; 'Squid and the Daleks'TRANSCRIPT
DOCTOR WHO: Squid and the Daleks
By
Phoenix Smith & Aaron Newbigging
Panda with Gun Productions
2013
EXT. ALIEN PLANET - DAY
The TARDIS materializes, the doors swing open, and The
Doctor steps out. He struts out onto the planet, taking in
the surroundings. He is followed close behind by his
companion; Squid.
THE DOCTOR
Welcome to the planet Chalkey
Pitari, home of the aliens we’ll
probably never see because they
like to hide a lot.
SQUID
GALGHGAH
The Doctor laughs in a jovial manner.
THE DOCTOR
Ha ha, yes, excellent point squid!
SQUID
GALGHGAH
THE DOCTOR
Yes! Let’s explore!
They set off to explore the planet.
CUT TO
EXT. ALIEN PLANET. CLIFF EDGE - DAY
On a cliff above our hereoes, a bulky machine trundles
forward to the edge of the cliff.
A Dalek reaches the end of the cliff and peers down at The
Doctor and Squid below. The two walk along chatting,
oblivious to thier observer.
CUT TO
EXT. ALIEN PLANET 2 - DAY
In a different, yet totally the same looking, part of the
planet, The Doctor and Squid walk along side by side.
The Doctor reaches into his pocket and takes out a bag of
jelly babies.
THE DOCTOR
Jelly Baby?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
SQUID
GALGHGAH
Squid slams his face into the bag, scoops oup handfulls of
sweets and throughs them at his face.
The Doctor is looking around dramatically.
THE DOCTOR
You know Squid.... I can’t shake
the feeling that somethings here...
Watching us. Something menacing...
Squid doesn’t reply. He’s too busy throwing sweets at
himself.
Suddenly a harsh, metalic cry echos through the landscape.
The Doctors eyes widen as he turns and sees The Dalek
trundling toward them.
DALEK
EXTERMINATE!!
Squid drops the bag of sweets in shock.
THE DOCTOR
Look Out! It’s the Daleks!!
SQUID
GALGHGAH
The Dalek wobbles around.
THE DOCTOR
Squid, quickly, use a rock to
defeat it!
Squid picks up a rock and chucks it at the Dalek. The rock
has no effect.
SQUID
GALGHGAH!!
THE DOCTOR
Of course... The Daleks are
impervious to rocks thrown at them!
SQUID
GALGHGAH!
THE DOCTOR
Quick Squid, To the Tardis!!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
The Doctor starts running, Dalek in pursuit. Squid, however,
chooses to fall to the ground wn flail his limbs around.
THE DOCTOR
Squid! What are you doing?
SQUID
GALGHGAH
THE DOCTOR
We need to get back to the Tardis!
The fate of the universe depends on
it!
Squid flops on the ground with more intensity.
SQUID
GALGHGAH
THE DOCTOR
No, Squid, that’s not helping!!!
SQUID
GALGHGAH
The Dalek is still aproaching, the Doctor turns from Squid
to the Dalek, and back again, all in dramatic looks.
THE DOCTOR
SQUID!!
The Dalek aims at Squid on the ground and--
SQUID
GALGHGAH!!!!
-Fires!
CUT TO
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