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And other Hand Powered Rail Vehicles Railway Trike (AUS) Railway Kalamazoo (AUS) Pump Car (US,GB) Velorail (FR,GB) Hajtany (HU)
Railbike (US,GB) Dresinsykling (NO) Handcar (US) Drezina [SI] Handhebeldraisine (DE)
Drezina (RU) Resiina (FI) Drezyny (PL) Skinne cykel (DK) Draisines (BE) Bicilinha (BR) Dresin
(NO) Biciclette Ferroviarie (IT) Spoorvegfiets (BE) Dressin (SE,NO) Dresina (SP)
Schienenvelo (CH) Dreziny (CZ) Railway Jigger (NZ) Cyclo Draisine (FR) Spoorfiets (NL)
Cykeldressin (SE) Ferroviarie Quadriciclo (IT) Google the black names, see what you get.
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National Velocipede Rally on the Churnet Valley Railway, Wednesday 28th & Thursday 29th September 2016 North Yorkshire Moors
Railway, Monday 31st October, Tuesday 1st November. 2 foot gauge: Statfold Barn Railway, dates for 2016 4th June, 10th September.
www.statfoldbarnrailway.co.uk. Click on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XlkIVQvxFcW We are at 8.05 minutes.
Starter Museum for Hand Power We may think Hand Power on Rails is fascinating but it will not support a standalone Museum, however clever we are at it.
We have to be an “add-on” to an existing site, that might sound defeatist but it is realistic, we can still be very good, we can be
imaginative, creative, interesting and above all fun.
Basic Mark 1, Passive, Unstaffed, Low energy. c£3,000 with corrugated steel extra roof
continuing out to form a canopy.
The container could have
cutouts spelling the word
VELOCIPEDE which
not only brands the
structure but creates
viewing polycarbonate
windows.
Container 40’ x 8’ x 9’ 6” high,
Floor Area 288 sq ft,
Capacity 2448 cu ft,
Weight 3.3 ton.
Sitting on old concrete
sleepers
Up to 14 machines as exhibits, some hanging. 12v Rechargeable Battery powered LED lights, Movement detector to turn lights on, rolling
roads and motor drives at the push of a button by viewers. Ventilation Fan on automatic.
Needs a volunteer to keep batteries charged up and rotated (and rolling roads serviced).
Help needed with Poly carbonate “glass” windows slid behind vertical (square ERW) tubes
welded in to reinforce the roof and make up for the letter cut outs. Photo voltaic roof panels, as they get cheaper.
Can be extended to two containers in line with 20 to 30 exhibits. 3x1 tanalised wood track on floor?
Lastly we declare ourselves to be the “National Hand Power Collection” (competition is unlikely!)
1. Row Boat
2. Walking Car
3. No. 3 Sheffield Telegraph Car
4. Draisine
5. Wickham Pump Car
6. Sheffield Pump Car
7. Howard Smith’s Convertible
8. Kevin Gould’s Norwegian
9. Morticia plus coffin
10. Buda 2 seater.
Ask for bequests or loans on the clear agreement the
machines and containers will be returned to named heirs
and their successors if the museum shuts down.
It prevents any future “Charitable Trustees” being
neither trustworthy or charitable. Ask me about it. Ed.
If Pigs Fly wildly optimistic model Mark 2
c£30,000 with coated corrugated steel, insulated industrial roof.
Two containers (on old concrete sleepers) with a steel frame roof supported off the containers. Assume extending when cash allows.
“Economy” Glass Wall and outward opening doors. The more light you let in for free, the less you have to pay for.
Ballast as ground gutter Stone wall on footings, build up to completely surround but not touch the containers, as stone becomes available
Gentle slopes not steps.
in stainless letters, standing off, on Bothy blank stone wall
Far glass wall (in movable steel frame, to move when doubling the length). Glass model display cases Gold. Real lamp red
Mark 2, being bigger, needs at least 1 “outgoing enthusiastic” volunteer
on gala days and big weekends (with recorded CCTV “Slippers and
trippers” * deterrent? *code for pavement injury fraudsters).
Tracks, not full of stock, allow room to demonstrate.
Floor, earth to start. A “wackered” (compacted) earth floor is better
than an uneven cheap one. Eventual Target aim for ultra-smooth
levelling compound over concrete (damp proof membrane and insulation
blocks), with inset tracks and check rails (rubber safety fill in walkable
areas).
Containers on old concrete sleepers. Tracks off container tops &
Very slow motor drives to turn mechanism on Rolling Road devices.
Child height start button Dioramas inside cut away containers.
Rolling roads on the Ground (conventional flanges)
Conventional Flange Just one needed for Velocipedes.
Need to be joined by a welded strap for 4 wheel machines.
Rolling Road for Disc Wheels
Actual Wheel Relationship to rail
Bothy (a wild indulgence if you have space for a warm
story telling corner)
You only need 2 stone walls and a chimney, with a coal stove inside (and
a fire guard), an iron kettle on a chain, white enamel mugs and a big
brown teapot, with a flagstone floor. Wood benches with backs. (Midland
Railway Signal Box ones are ideal) & a cat/dog basket.
Externally this should look like you have an old mine or railway building
and built the museum around it. Use local stone and lime mortar. Then
collect moss and lichens from local old buildings, mix in a bucket with
pints of live yoghurt and the magic ingredient a nice fresh lump of horse
poo, plus warm water. Mix and well with a plaster mixer in an electric
drill. Then rub into the new stonework and wait, months sometimes!
From the “Mad Restorer’s Cookbook”. Plant ferns at base.
Moss (plaster) mixer “Magic Goop” Work well in.
Laser cut Stainless Steel Signage on outside of Bothy stone wall,
(remember, get members to bring a stone each time they
come), (it worked for Peter the Great building the
foundations of St. Petersburg).
Essential
You also have to bring an elderly Bothy cat/dog on open days,
asleep next to the fire. Encourage stroking, if the beast has any
personality at all it will get fan mail. (write a story book for children
about the creature, to colour in at home, two A3 sheets folded, sewn and
slit). Give the cat/dog a page on the website and set up pages on social
media. (A volunteer photographer who can do cute is important).
Museums in the past have had to resort to Taxidermy to
keep pets at work. The 19th Century British Railway orphanages had
docile long suffering dogs on the platforms at the Major London Stations
with a collecting box on their back. At least 2 were stuffed and sent back
to their old job in covered parts of the stations.
All the several doors open outwards
Building could be basic corrugated at the other end with hopes for
imminent further expansion.
(If official “powers that be” get difficult about opening add “Store”
after the name and have “special” open days on high days and
holidays like the Science Museum at Wroughton or the City Museum in
Birmingham. You still need the push doors and emergency lighting).
Elderly delicate Exhibits go up in the air.
Or on rails off the containers to show the mechanism from underneath.
The Rebuilds are for children of all ages to jump on!
Hanging Wuppertal overhead track bike on a steel beam.
You can build a working copy of anything!
WW1 Hanging Trench Monorail for casualties (with chatty bandaged
body, under khaki blanket on suspended stretcher, clutching helmet).
“ESCAPE” The WW2 Escape Tunnel, is a hand powered railway relatively cheap and simple to construct and ideal for the adventurous to
drag themselves through.
About 2’ square, Tea Chest Size. Difficult for Americans, their supply was
throw in the harbour at Boston.
Tiny simulated candles in tin can reflectors, Entry with hinged pot belly
stove, to expose the tunnel. Real grass and plants around the exit
(hinged) on a tray with castors to take outside for real light and rain (and
exchange for the recovered spare).
from the Internet
Exit Bellows Air Pump
Lift off lid for the claustrophobic, who have been blackmailed into trying
it, to “escape” harassment by siblings.
from the Internet
Escape Tunnel, wood track and car with cord to pull it back.
Sacks of Soil to put down your trousers and “lose” outside.
Tom, Dick or Harry nameplate hanging on string.
Wooden horse alternative too? Build one with an open end for child explorers https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ww2+escape+tunnels&biw=1920&bih=888&tbm=isch
&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9u6qtxM3NAhWMC8AKHfHXDGgQsAQILQ
Double Glazed glass walls are expensive; you need to cultivate
friends in low places. Members can help with second hand double glazed
units, particularly patio doors. OR Local building and glazing companies
quite often take out usable double glazed units, ask for them, and offer
to put “sponsored by” on the website, letter heads and flyers.
NEEDS BRILLIANT WOODWORKER as a volunteer to build a wood
bespoke enormous frame (inside a welded steel channel) under deep
eaves (to keep dry) with lots of clever fitting around the “multifarious”
glass units you are given with infill panels to display artefacts and models
in sealed cases, on the inside of the frame, low down for the young.
The bright, if not illuminating, idea.
Self-adhesive computer cut plastic “etched glass” to a railway theme on
the cleaned and de-greased old glass sealed units. Click on
http://www.windowfilm.co.uk/etched-window-film?gclid=CImX2OPR-
M0CFeop0wodpA0CmQ
The Beautifully done Red Lion window is at Crich, the National Tramway
Museum. The plastic etched glass sheet is attached inside their NEW
double glazed units.
(All from scans or new artwork, (the originals cost a fortune), but this will
turn impecunious salvage into a glorious exhibit that lets in light. Send in
photos of favourite “Railway Inn” pub windows or any good railway
examples you see, especially Great Central Railway toilet windows, they
can be pulled and squeezed in the computer, to fit the glass you have).
All the windows don’t have to be “etched”, only those
above the child’s sticky hand line.
Bothy Range, but working.
If Regiments of
Pigs Fly unreal optimism model
Mark 3 (double length)
Much More Attractive, needs at least 2 animal expert volunteers on high
days and holidays, with adorable quadrupeds and horse boxes & one
volunteer for the hand power machines
On outside of Bothy stone wall, (get members to bring a stone each time they
come). Stylish Laser Cut Stainless Steel Signage
“Horse & Hand” And on the doors
“The only museum where you HAVE to
touch the exhibits”
Gold Dust is needed, a couple of expert volunteers who have and
adore donkeys and fell ponies and want to share them with a wider
audience.
Cairo had donkey trams in the 19th Century, they were tiny, I will search
for details, am sure they were narrow gauge and just the right size for
children’s rides.
A donkey/mule tram by W. G. Bagnall of Stafford in 1910. Horse Tram at Crich
Sexism and determinism to the fore You then have the ideal
mums and children attraction.
“Dark Satanic Mills” diorama - Poorly lit Mine and a (fell) pony hauling a
tub in a (forced perspective) stage set mine and stable. With a fake
shaft upwards, (a black cone with a dim dot of light). Underground stable
Animal Training
Needs Love & Patience
The people who can do it are born not trained, find them, be nice to
them, look after them, praise them, bring apples and carrots. Remember
their birthdays and more important remember the donkey and pony’s
birthday, (and the letters “PC” still stand for Pony Club).
Child exploitation
You need to have a precocious young boy in rag costume and coal dust
make up to lead the pony on high days and holidays and give an
emotional, Oscar winning performance of Victorian suffering, (before he
leaves for stage school). DVD him, low angle and tears, for the website.
Impossible
Your hardest job will be putting mascara on a fell pony’s eyelashes. I
have done enough working coal mine visits to know everyone looks like
they are wearing mascara and the ponies would have been no exception!
The Holy Grail Attraction is a new foal, big eyes looking up are a fool
proof formula, it has worked for babies and kittens for millennia.
Set up a web site and social media sites for the little show off, it will not
have the pulling power of a baby panda, but stoop low for the biggest
“AAAH’s”. DVD of cute, on the website, with its own baby “high vis”.
Remember the logo on the high vis.
Back to hand Power,
with padded wooden versions for tots and adapted shorter machines for
children to try.
All the previous exhibits move up into Mk 3 but with more space for the
outgoing enthusiastic* volunteers to leap on machines and demonstrate
while telling stories, histories, disasters and heroic moments.
*These words were once banned from advertisements placed in a British
Government Job Centre as “discriminatory” by the Asian manager.
Would it be too ambitious to rebuild coaches of the original Whitby and
Pickering Railway, it would need a larger horse and access to some (of
the old?) track bed. 2nd class open covered coach and 3rd class open
uncovered coach (but with fresh straw, of course), for everyday use.
Crich Tramway Museum have one and borrow a big horse.
Museum Sites eat money, (services in water, electricity and internet are
reasonably priced to install and run).
Drains and Insurance are the Insatiable Monsters.
Drains have to be incredibly well planned and executed, even land
drains for the car park. Avoid Roof Gutters & downpipes on buildings at
all costs, they are always a maintenance nightmare. There are
alternatives.
Insurance means clearly labelled working CCTV everywhere, or you will
be consumed by fraudsters hunting compensation.
No Win, No Fee Lawyers are the life threatening, blood sucking parasites
of the modern age, they make malaria seem benign. The Americans
have disclaimers for visitors to sign, I eagerly await them in the UK.
This museum advice will be raspberried by the “bricks and mortar”, (lots
of little rooms), brigade, no fun some people!
They hate the “drive out cost” approach.
You “have to” spend hundreds of thousands of Pounds or
Euros (if not millions), to award contracts, and be “real”
and taken seriously.
Not me, I always ask why spend so much? and “they” say
“everyone does”.
Granny used to say, “This everyone is rich? This everyone is
successful? This everyone is happy?” the reply to all 3 is No and
Granny says. “Why copy poor, unsuccessful, unhappy losers”.
Christchurch in New Zealand had an earthquake a few years ago and they are using
containers to create new innovative homes and buildings. (containers are earthquake proof) https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=christchurch+new+zealand+container+architecture&tbm=isch&imgil=Q-
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Quick, cheap, decent portable housing, of course the UK has absolutely no need for it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container_City “Container City is an aberration that will never appear elsewhere” A. Nimby Esq.
House conversion Mexico from Angela Burton
Container Information http://www.universal-containers.com/containers/high-cube-van-containers/
http://www.1stcontainers.co.uk/news/2013/12/16/what-to-consider-with-a-repurposed-shipping-container-floor
Local
http://www.lcscontainerservices.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/J14751-JTL-LCS-Brochure-2013-V4-DP-WC-LR.pdf
Posh one
http://www.lioncontainers.co.uk/40ft-university-travel-hub-container-case-study.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_container_architecture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermodal_container https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dordoy_Bazaar
From Tomas Vysouzil Row Boat in the Czech Republic I have to say, I have
two new machines
to report to all
hand power friends
around the world, a
rebuilt Row Boat,
and my own
project, a Sheffield
velocipede replica,
but don´t look at
the background in
our workshop,
there is a mess!
Many, many
greetings from all in
the Czech Republic
Tom
A beauty with brakes on both ends. The wheels are typical of the breed in the old Austro Hungarian Empire – see below
Unloading the rebuilt “split drive” Row Boat.
Toms own Velocipede build
Coming along very nicely. Ed.
From Tam Naylor
North Yorkshire Moors Railway
Velocipede Event
Monday 31st October,
Tuesday 1st November. Exciting News I have just met with the Operating and P-Way departments
about the autumn rally and what has been agreed is that on
Tuesday 1st November we can have access from Trout
Farm to the inner home at Levisham, a very short walk into the
station for tea and buns. If Carriage and Wagon aren't shunting
we can also run into Pickering station but the big news is on
Monday 31st October we have access between Grosmont
and Goathland. Hows about that then? We will have to have a
big talk as to which machines are going all the way up and
back on the 1 in 49 but any others will get a good run to Esk
Valley or Green End, at least. This is fantastic news. Liz Parkes,
our Ops boss was very supportive of our event and did make
the point last year that we had no trouble on the 1 in 60.
All this and Beckhole pub will be open for drinking up leftovers
on Sunday evening.
Life is good Tam _____________________________________________________________________________________________
No trees were harmed in the making of this eNewsletter.
From Christoph Berger
A brake for his beautiful Kalamazoo restoration.
A beaut, click on the story On the website www.velocipedes.co.uk, Newsletter 66
Photos Philip Bedford of the Cavan and Leitrim Railway
From Philip Bedford
Michael Kennedy and Michael
Portillo on the Cavan and Leitrim
Railway Inspection Bicycle,
Dromod, Co. Leitrim, 1 July, 2016
Jacqui,
This is a replica of the original C&L inspection
bicycle which sadly was scrapped in 1959 when
the railway closed, the wheels are originals
acquired by Michael Kennedy over the years from
different sources.
See also our facebook site
https://www.facebook.com/CavanAnd-Leitrim-
Railway-438598052999183/
Hartley and Teetor bike, parent of the wheels.
A lovely rebuild where did they find brand new Brooks “old” seats?
The jockey wheel chain tensioner is a simple new idea
Instead of the eccentric “tandem” adjuster in the pedal hub.
From a Hartley and Teetor Advert.
“The machine shown has seats for two riders abreast, and runs on
four 17-inch flanged steel wheels fitted with corrugated rubber
tyres, and weighs 75 lbs. The cars are usually geared to 60,
although this is a matter of choice. They can be driven at 30 miles
an hour on a falling gradient, 15 to 20 miles on the level, and can
easily be worked up a grade of 1 in 30”.
The rubber strips around the tread are very
important, if you don’t have them you will get
spoke breakages.
The cheap easy modern replacement are strips cut
from tractor tyres and fixed with impact adhesive.
Other preserved machines have the replacement rubber tyres too.