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Bi-Cymbal Moray - @zyx2k

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• Digital Outlaw

• 33% Cheese

• May contain nuts

• Pointless bullet points

How derp we get from here?

Derp here?

And now an explanation

Where do we start?

In the beginning dog created man

This leads us to wonder...

So, if we look at the statistics available

….can we really live on mars?

So where are we going with this?

RobbingCon 2015

How much WOOD WOOD Robin WOOD rob if Robin WOOD WOOD rob robins

“Pacman”

versus

“Blue Bars”

Facts and Figures

Lies

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The Advanced Persistent Threat As Explained Through Mime

10 Secrets the Illuminati don't want you to know

9/11 was a lie, it's 11/9 CHECK Scheme is actually run by Lizard

overlords There are no Actual Tigers in the Tiger Scheme And yes, you do have to Cyber to get a Cyber

Security Arse-entials certifiderp Six (5 doesn't exist.) Click next.

NMap Pitfalls and why it can lead to athletes foot

•Never use the Chinese rinstaller

•Going from experience is better than the manual

•Two Installed versions are better than one

•Give UDP Scans only 2 minutes for -p-

•EWE is bay sheep

•UP was a good film

Because Matrix

Challenge: SSBmaW5nZXIgY2F0cyA=

APT and why Archery is for girls

Questions?• What are Questions?

• Why are they needed?

• Who or what decides when a question isn't in-fact a not question

• Why are there so many of them ?

• Why ?

• O Why ?

• O Why ?

• Who am I ?

TANKS• All slides by Laird Campbell Murray

• No slides by @n0x00, @autom8on, @stevelord or @ydoow whatsoever

• Honest

• Your honor