A Story for Pooj’s

The Final Straw!!!

After all this hectic searching, the Pooj’s were ready to give up, but not before trying one last thing...

SPECIAL AGENTS!Yeah, specials definately

the word....

So they scoured the databases....

And eventually found Michael Griffin, 23, from Woodchurch

Ooooohhhhhh yeah check out my super special agent skilllzzzzzzz! :P

And now we must track him down and interrogate him!

Its for the sake of our good friend Pooj!

All For Pooj!And Pooj For All!!!!

So off they sped in the Poojmobile…

LMFAO!Abee’s design

obv…

However when they arrived at Mikes road…

Errm… what number was it again? Wtf? Its like Life On Mars!!

Intriguing bomb site…

And so the only way to track him down was to knock on EVERY door in the street!!

Hello?....

Good Evening madam, we’re just here to ask a few routine questions

Why are you in your pyjamas?

Don’t ask….

We’re just wondering what you know about a

Mr Michael Griffin?Ahhhhh! Do not speak of that name!!

He does terrible things!! Do NOT try and find him! You are in great danger!!!

Oh nooooo! They’re getting close…

Yes, this is the same door. Honestly!

Gosh she was rude!

Hmmmm, I wonder what Mr Griffin has done

to upset the neighbours???!!

Phew

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On to number 2 then….

Good Day. We where wondering if you could tell us the whereabouts

of Michael Griffin?

Fnnnnghhhh!

I’m sorry, could you repeat that in English

please?

IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!HE DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!!!

Errrrm…. Thank you for your time…

Cherie Blair?!

Moving swiftly on…

Gosh!Visitors?!Lucky me!

You must come in for some tea and biscuits!

Who’s that?Michael Griffin?

Gosh he’s a bad sort him.One of ‘those’ ya know.

Oh yes, he lives just next door!Oh well I hope you do come and visit soon!I’ll make sure I bake a cake expecially for

the occasion!Tatty bye!!

Mwah!

And, so, after getting well prepared, the special agents knock on Mikes door…

I don’t think this is Mike….

Damn that boy!

Damn him TO HELL!!

Cate

Abee (cos she’s ickle)

Ahh! Me no speak english!!

And so, with all the information they gathered, they reported back to Head Pooj…

What have you to report

underlings?!

Well we discovered that someone

obviously tried to bomb his house…

He scares little old ladies!!!!

He can possibly turn himself invisible….

We could never see him anyways…..

And he lives with an old Iraqi Man!!Obv his secret gay lover…

OMG Pooj’s!Thank god you discovered this!

I’m going to have to think long and hard about my future with

Mike!

HOORAAAAYYYY!

That’s another competitor for Pooj’s affections defeated!

She will forever be ours!!!