Stuck in the middle of

everything.

Was blind, but now I

see.

Let’s do and say we didn’t.

I’m going to tweet about

this.

Ok! Jeez! I’ll do it now.

Made my confession. He hardly

spoke.

My dad won’t be at

graduation.

Being “best friends” isn’t

working either.

Not my choice. Why my fault?

My teacher called

me a nerd.

Super-Size Me just made me

hungry.

I’m not ADD! Look – a butterfly!

Not much accomplished; life well spent.

I say hi. You keep walking.

Eat. Ride. Scrape

something. Repeat.

Two minutes? I need twenty.

I like food more than

people.

It’s not my fault, I swear.

Get on my level, then

talk.

And I barely even knew

her.

Dad, can I have five dollars?

Don’t get mad, just get better.

I’m the real one. She’s

Barbie.

Perfect isn’t real real isn’t

perfect.

The game of life just started.

I’m not stupid like you think.

Six words won’t ever be enough.

Sorry, what did

you just say?

How long is this gonna

take?

Hey Hey Hey, it’s Fat Albert!

I’m not good at

explaining things.