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Successful Marriage

Humorous business plancomposed of humorous quotes

By: Vadim KotelnikovFounder, Ten3 Business e-Coach1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

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"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

– Katharine Hepburn

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.“

– Max Kauffman

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OverviewValues being created

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.“

– George Bernard Shaw

Targeted market

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"Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener." – Pauline Thomason

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.“

– Kimberly Broyles

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced."

– Helen Rowland

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!“ – Rodney Dangerfield

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." – Groucho Marx



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Brief history





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"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen." – Unknown

"Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."

– Herbert Spencer

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating." – Ray Bandy

"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first."

– Cesare Pavese

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

– Unknown




Milestones completed and future plans






"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.“

– Montaigne

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"

– Barbara Streisand

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

– Oscar Wilde

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."

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Marriage Management Skills






"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."

– Benjamin Franklin




Operational plan

"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse."

– P. G. Wodehouse

Product









Development risk

Risk management strategy

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

– Albert Einstein

"Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side."

– Zig Ziglar

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

– Rita Rudner





"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."

– Helen Rowland




"For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two."

– Ray Romano

Growth risk









"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."

– Helen Rowland

"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."

– Billy Sunday

Other risks



"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.“

– Stephen B. Leacock

"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."

– Israel Zongwill

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

– Oscar Wilde

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."

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MarketsMarket analysis






"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." – Gilbert K. Chesterton

"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.“

– Unknown




Competition

Marketing strategy

"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked."

– Bill Cosby






"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.“

– James Holt McGavran




"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

– Johnny Carson

Funds Required and Uses

Financial Projections





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Successful Marriage

Composed by:Vadim Kotelnikov

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