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1 8 Publisher: Russian Scout Wannawong Camp 2011 All complaints to: Artyom Laletin Sunday 9th January 2011 Welcome back It is good to see everyone back for more this year! The camp was put-up in record time and we even managed to swim on the first day! Spirits were running high during the campfire as the avalanche of jokes, riddles and songs kept popping- up. Volchata and Ptenchiki started their inter patrol competitions on an outrageously high note as they kept earning points for their patrols with every campfire presentation. The day was a hot one but luckily (or unluckily) for us, the rest of the week should be cooler with a lot of rain. So we need to brace ourselves and dig trenches around the precious tents! This year is also very special because we have ultimate comparison between scouts and guides in terms of their skills and scout lore. They are no longer separated into several patrols each and their best minds are all in the same place. Whatever the outcome of this years’ competitions - it will forever prove who is better! Russia Today WWW.RT.COM Website that shows Russia’s point of view in world’s politics, in English. Anecdotes WWW.ANEKDOT.RU Jokes, caricatures, funny stories. Russian Radio WWW.101.RU Over 100 Russian radio stations on the net.

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Publisher: Russian Scout Wannawong Camp 2011All complaints to: Artyom Laletin

Sunday 9th January 2011

Welcome back

It is good to see everyone back for more this year! The camp was put-up in record time and we even managed to swim on the first day!

Spirits were running high during the campfire as the avalanche of jokes, riddles and songs kept popping-up. Volchata and Ptenchiki started their inter patrol competitions on an outrageously high note as they kept earning points for their patrols with every campfire presentation.

The day was a hot one but luckily (or unluckily) for us, the rest of the week should be cooler with a lot of rain. So we need to brace ourselves and dig trenches around the precious tents!

This year is also very special because we have ultimate comparison between scouts and guides in terms of their skills and scout lore. They are no longer separated into several patrols each and their best minds are all in the same place. Whatever the outcome of this years’ competitions - it will forever prove who is better!

Russia TodayWWW.RT.COMWebsite that shows Russia’s point of view in world’s politics, in English.

AnecdotesWWW.ANEKDOT.RUJokes, caricatures, funny stories.

Russian RadioWWW.101.RUOver 100 Russian radio stations on the net.

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mixing drama, romance, and satire associated with Russian literature ever since and greatly influencing later Russian writers.

Born in Moscow, Pushkin published his first poem at the age of fifteen, and was widely recognized by the literary establishment by the time of his graduation from the Imperial Lyceum in Tsarskoye Selo. Pushkin gradually became committed to social reform and emerged as a spokesman for literary radicals; in the early 1820s he clashed with the government, which sent him into exile in southern Russia. While under the strict surveillance of government censors and unable to

Aleksandr Sergeyevich Pushkin

Last night at camp fire, we had a speaker who prised Russian language and named severla very important historical figures. Pushkin was one of them, and our newspaper could not pass-up an opportunity to write an article in response.

Aleksandr Sergeyevich Pushkin was a Russian author of the Romantic era who is considered by many to be the greatest Russian poet and the founder of modern Russian literature. Pushkin pioneered the use of vernacular speech in his poems and plays, creating a style of storytelling —

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travel or publish at will, he wrote his most famous play, the drama Boris Godunov, but could not publish it until years later. His novel in verse, Eugene Onegin, was published serially from 1825 to 1832.

Pushkin and his wife Natalya Goncharova, whom he married in 1831, later became regulars of court society. In 1837, Pushkin has had a duel with a man named Georges d’Anthès over an incident at a ball, and was mortally wounded and died two days later at the age of 37.

What goes bump in the night.

Last night was the inaugural night patrol for this year started by our semi fearless swallows patrol. Well mabye a little afeared.

So a few may have cried for their teddy bears and requested a bigger torch, but thats nothing to worry about in the great scheme of things.

We look forward to tales of oversized possums, giant wallabies and the ever popular Drop Bears, which have a habit of making an appearance when Instructors are bored around midnight. Above: Natasha just found out that

her special task for the camp will involve washing Arkhip’s motorbike and doing laundry for Volchata. After stating her disagreement (with a long stick that she lashed together) however, that task was made void.

Words from the front.

Construction is getting faster by the year, with 3 out of the 4 tents put up in only a few hours, and the square tent quickly following. What came next was somewhat less flattering. With both the scouts and guides attempting to become council workers when it came to building bag racks as evidenced by having one person do the work with the

Are Blueberries - berries?

The blueberry fruit is a berry 5–16 millimetres (0.20–0.63 in) diameter with a flared crown at the end; they are pale greenish at first, then reddish-purple, and finally indigo when ripe. They have a sweet taste when mature, with variable acidity. Blueberry bushes typically bear fruit in the middle of the growing season: fruiting times are affected by local conditions such as altitude and latitude, so the height of the crop can vary from May to August depending upon these conditions.

rest of the group looking on with bored expressions while discussing facebook and Bruno. Go figure.

In other news, the ozone layer is completely depleted over Aus, as evidenced by the rather impressive sun burns on two of our guides in just one day of exposure. Reliable sources say the burn silhouettes ranged from melanoma maroon to fire engine red.This leads us to the following community service announcement: the Sturgeon General recommends the application of sunscreen on a regular basis, and then some reapplication, as well as post application. As you can tell this generally large individual is all about application.

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Pack of Wolves

Never before seen phenomenon of wolves eating one of their own! Biologists claim that the change in wolf diet was caused by a Volchonok who knew too much and did not hide that fact. Ptenchiki don’t have that

problem, which leads to two possible conclusions, either Ptenchiki can hide their smarts or they don’t have them in the first place.

Judging from the level of quizes they ask during campfires, this newspaper advises readers to draw their own conclusions.

JOBS

DUTY PATROL RETRIEVERCamp Wannawong needs an expert tracker to look for lost Duty Patrol members during their night patrol maneuvers. (Precedents involve two girls hiding behind a tree away from view) Pay is poor. Skills must include knowledge in how to use a torch and being able to smell fear from 20 metres away. Call Artyom on 0422 061 602.

MALLET FIXERN.O.R.S. is now hiring mallet fixers because their one keeps breaking.MUST KNOW WHAT A MALLET ISMUST BE GOOD WITH A HAMMERMUST HAVE GOOD PEOPLE SKILLSPoor pay.

Contact Hamster (Arkhip)

SWIMMING SUPERVISORScout instructors like swimming too so they need a competent swimming supervisor while they are in the water themselves. Being able to swim is a must! Willingness to jump into the pool after a drowning kid.Low pay. Part time position - 2 hours each day (less if we are lagging behind the schedule).

Contact Emerald Vera

Are Strawberries - berries?

Yep, strawberries are red, sweet and juicy. But, nope, technically, strawberries aren’t berries at all. They’re “aggregate fruits”: they form from a flower that has many ovaries.

To explain: the ovary is the part of a flower that ripens into a fruit. While some flowers have one ovary, other flowers, like the strawberry flower, have many.

Above: First casualty of the harsh camp program. Emma Maslowski has worked herself half to death. We strongly advise everyone to take it easy and only overwork themselves very slightly... to only ‘quarter death’ perhaps.