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    Soccer World Cup

    Limericksby Peter Finlayson

    2010

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    ..Foreword..

    This ebook is a short recollection of events and results during the period of the 2010

    Soccer World cup held in South Africa from June 11 till July 11 2010. 32 countries, 64

    games in 10 stadiums across South Africa, making this tournament a first for Africa.

    This tournament will be remembered for its African colours, the controversial vuvuzela,

    the flags and banners, the spirit of the country, the diversity of the country and its

    varying weather conditions during the tournament, all which make this an interesting

    and memorable world cup.

    Have a fun read through the following pages, as the writing is in limerick format and

    makes easy reading.

    Enjoy!!!

    Author : Peter Finlayson

    Web : http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com

    Email : [email protected]

    SWC Limericks

    Copyright 2010 by Peter Finlayson

    All rights reserved.

    http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com/http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com/
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    ..Contents..

    * The Countdown

    * Opening Ceremony and matches

    * Group games

    * Round of 16* Quarter finals

    * Semi finals

    * Finals and 3rd

    /4th Playoffs

    * Closing ceremony

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    The Countdown

    3rd June 2010

    Its 8 days to go till the soccer world cupEskom promise therell be no slip up

    Tte English arrive on African soil

    Brazil beat Zimbabwe without a spoil

    Mandela says yes to the opening lineup!

    Soccer WC Group A

    A really tough group at the soccer world cup

    Can South Africa keep this up?

    Theyre up against France and Mexico too

    And Uruguay are skilled, thats certainly true!

    The Bafana boys will need more than pap!

    4th June 2010

    England and Spain are the teams to beatMecci has the world cup at his feet

    Mphela to fill McCarthy's boots

    Bafana enjoy Madibas tributes

    Its 7 days to go, so book your seat!

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    10th June 2010

    1 day to go till the great hallobaloo!the opening game will be something to view

    Can Bafana tame Mexico?

    The opening ceremony - is all systems GO!

    Free condoms for guests - Whoopeedoo!

    5th June 2010

    Bafana show Denmark they are here to play

    the raucous vuvuzela is here to stay

    with 6 days left the flags are outIs Bafana in with a shout?

    10 fans are injured causes some dismay!

    6th June 2010

    The teams are arriving in SA at last

    Its 5 days to go till the real soccer blastLampard says "Leave Rooney alone"

    Ronaldo will be hard to clone

    Will Bafana be outclassed?

    7th June 2010

    Its 4 days to go till the soccer kick-offOne nil against Denmark is really no scoff!

    Parreira is set to shuffle the pack

    Then it's Mexico and no looking back!

    FIFA deceive fans - that's really doff!

    8th June 2010

    The Gautrain is running with 3 days to goBrazil beat Plats in a small town show

    "Rugby" Pretoria gets the world cup bug

    Don't forget your vuvu earplug!

    Mozabique meet Portugal in a friendly sideshow!

    9th June 2010

    Bafana Bafana bring Sandton to a halt

    2 days to go till the soccer assault"Behave", the government tells SA

    Portugal win friendly but Nani can't playPortuguese press are victims of assault!

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    The Opening Ceremony and games

    Bafana and Mexico excel with a draw

    France and Uruguay draw 0-all

    Two great games on the very first day

    Examples that will pave the way

    And many matches that will enthrall!

    11thJune 2010

    Its here, Its here, the cup is here!

    For Madiba theres not much cheer

    The Bafana camp must be full of nerves

    The coaches, players and reserves

    Do worry boys, theres nothing to fear!

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    Group Games .. 12th June 2010Korea play a blinder against luckless Greece

    England and America its one apiece

    Argentina tame Nigeria at Ellis Park

    Three great games with lots of sparkThe world cup tempo continues to increase!

    14th June 2010

    The Dutch beat the Danes at Soccer City

    Japan down the Lions oh what a pity!

    Feeble Italy and Paraguay draw

    A goalie blunder was Paraguays last straw!

    A problem in Cape Town with security!

    14th June 2010

    The Vuvuzela causes much debate

    Chickens get through the stadium gate!

    Cahill in tears after getting red card

    Durbs stadium workers find it hard

    England Keeper Green will not feel great!

    13th June 2010

    Slovenia beat Algeria with a Koren goal

    Gyan keeps Ghana on a one-nil roll

    The Germans blast the Aussies net

    With a four-nil win they now look set!A mixed day of soccer on the whole!

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    Group Games ..15th June 2010

    N Korea lose to mighty Brazil

    Ivory Coast and Portugal show their skill

    New Zealand and Slovakia in a one all draw

    A game that failed to enthrall

    Can Bafana go for the kill?!

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    16thJune 2010

    Honduras against Chile were only fair

    Chile show they have the flair

    The Swiss shock Spain in a precision game

    While Bafana Bafana will not be the same

    Uruguays 3-0 drubbing makes it hard to bear!

    17th

    June 2010

    Argentina shock Korea by four goals to one

    Greece beat Nigeria to add to the fun

    France are downed by Mexico

    Bafana and France are on an all time low

    The Group A stage is almost done!

    18thJune 2010

    Its Germany nil and Serbia one

    A shock defeat Id say for some

    Slovenia and the USA drawWhile Algeria hold England to a zero all

    A day of surprises which adds to the fun!

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    Group Games ..19th June 2010

    The Dutch expectedly beat Japan

    Denmark beat Cameroon and show they can

    Ghana and the Aussies draw

    Holland top E and show no flaw

    While Cameroon battle with their game plan!

    20th June 2010

    Paraguay continue to impress

    With a win over Slovakia, youd guess

    New Zealand shock Italy with a solid draw

    Brazil against Ivory Coast they lay down

    the law

    Brazil top G and show no distress!

    21st June 2010

    Foul mouthed Anelka is sent home packing

    Portugal given Korea a 7 nil smacking

    Chile tame the Swiss 1 nil oh shame!

    While Spain show Honduras how to play the game

    Group 16s coming no time for napping!

    22nd June 2010

    Bafana beat France but dont make the grade

    Uraguay beat Mexico and both have it made

    Nigeria and Korea end in a draw

    Argentina and S Korea go through without flaw

    Another African team out Im afraid!

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    Group Games ..23rd June 2010

    America and England go to the next round

    Slovenia and Algeria will not be crowned

    Group A, B and C games are now complete

    Group D to H are still to compete

    Hopes that Ghana will astound!24th June 2010

    Slovakia beat Italy and the exit the cup

    Japan beat Denmark hey, whats up?!

    Paraguay and New Zealand draw

    Holland head group E after Cameroon flaw

    The Group 16s begin to line up!

    25th June 2010

    Brazil and Portugal its a very tame draw

    For the Swiss and Honduras it is no more

    Chile cant stop a skilful SpainIvory Coast and Korea must try agin

    The Group of 16 games galore!

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    Round of 16.

    Uruguay

    Slovakia

    Netherlands

    USA

    Ghana

    Korea

    Argentina

    Brazil

    Chile Portugal

    Spain

    Japan

    Paraguay

    England

    Germany

    Mexico

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    16 teams have made the cut

    They have all got lots of stuff to strut

    All these teams have got a chance

    Pity about Italy and old FranceNo time now to be in a rut!

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    Round of 16.

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    26th June 2010

    Uruguay beat Korea by two goals to one

    The orients go home and its the end of their run

    Ghana is Africas final chance

    The USA lose and fail to advance

    Its the start of the round of 16 fun!27th June 2010

    Argentina give Mexico a 3-1 drub

    Lots of tequila gets drunk in the pub

    Germany show England they want this cup

    With a 4 1 win what a cleanup!

    Two great games and lots of hubbub!

    28th June 2010

    Brazil show Chile that they are the best

    A 3 0 result is no contestThe Netherlands boys show their class

    by beating Slovakia on the Loftus grass

    And two more teams now leave the nest!

    29th June 2010

    Spain beat Portugal - a very close match

    Villa continues his purple patchParaguay beat Japan on penalties

    A close one for the betting bookies

    The last games of this rounds youll catch!

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    Semi Finals.GAME 1

    6th July 2010

    The Dutch again show off their flair

    With a couple of goals scored from the air

    The beat a timid Uruguay

    3 goals to 2 oh my oh my!

    The Dutch in the final beware beware!

    GAME 2

    7th July 2010

    An epic dual between Germany and Spain

    An end to the German WC campaign

    Spain advance to the final round

    Will Spain be the newly crowned?

    Will a meeting with the Dutch be in vain?

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    Finals and 3rd/4th Playoff.

    11th July 2010

    Emotions run high in this final match

    The Dutch are simply not up to scratch

    7 yellow cards the Dutch receive

    Spain are the champs can you believe!!

    Villa and the boys were the pick of the patch!

    3rd/ 4th Playoff

    FINAL

    10th July 2010

    Uruguay dont make the grade!

    The Germans leave them quite dismayed

    The German are third and the Urusfourth

    The bronze medals will go up north

    These teams leave the final parade!

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    Closing Ceremony.

    11th July 2010

    Vuvuzelas and lights and colours and noise

    The world cup ends with grace and poise

    A great event and very well run

    We are sure our guests had lots of fun

    Its Brazil 2014 for more football ploys!

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    The End!

    Author : Peter Finlayson

    Web : http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com

    Email : [email protected]

    SWC Limericks

    Copyright 2010 by Peter Finlayson

    All rights reserved.

    http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com/http://limericksgalore.blogspot.com/