tamil sms jokes
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Cricket Joke in TamilWho thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)???????Who??Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa"
Computer Mokkai Tamil JokesTwo foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi
kandupudippenga?'Bi-Nari' search..
Maths Mokkai SMS Jokes90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga... eppadi?aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45idhu eppadi irukku?
More Computer Mokkai SMS JokeWhat would you call a girl driving a car???A Pen Drive.
Geometry SMS Mokkai JokeWho is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE??
?Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa.
More Kadi Mokkai SMS JokeOru aalu oru kaakka valarthanAtha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkumAvan adukku yenna peyar vaippan????"MI-CRO-SOFT"
Sema kadi jokeWhy do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?Because they constantly keep
saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance... Eppadi namma physics?
Learn Hindi through Tamil"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" - ulagathil koli illa"koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa"woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathhaProud to be Hindi student
Next series of Harry Potter films in TamilHarry Potter and the Bottle of QuarterHarry Potter and Sappa MatterHarry Potter and Avar Vitta PeterHarry Potter and personal matterHarry Potter and his love letter
Kid JokeOru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....
COMPUTER THIRUKKURAL1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal… 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoar mattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkum JOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga
illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
Mega Mokkai SMSPrinting Mistake in question Paper:"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2" is wrongly printed as "Prove that 2/10=2"Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?2-two10-ten=>2/10=Two/tencancel t=wo/enby albhabetic order,w-23
o-15e-5n-14w+0=23+15=38e+n=5+14=19so,38/19=2Hence proved Submitted by Meenu on 21-Aug-2009
Funny SMSi am remoi want to memothats kannum kannum nokiaun sel 4n enne ottayanee sms panna mattiyasrichthu pothum vaya mududaSubmitted by jaaiz on 1-August-2009
General Knowledge JokeGandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma!Theralena therunjunkonga...!
Uyirodu irunthaar....!Submitted by MaNjA's on 26-July-2009
Funny SMS"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!Submitted by LUMA.MINI on 23-July-2009
Tamil Funny JokeAenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir
Tamil Cricket Funny JokeWhat is the name of Shane Warne's wife?Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)
Kadi Joke in TamilBhogikkum Pongalukkum enna
vidyasam?Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam
More Tamil Funny SMSWhats the opposite of Aravindswamy?Aravind did not see me
Another blade aruvai kadi jokeWhats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?vayar-eriyudhu
One of the Best Kadi JokesMost Mega Funny Tamil Kadi JokeRamar Seetai'yai thedikondu
pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahuand where there is a Vill, there is a Way!
Cinema Kadi JokeVayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?Major Sunderraajan.
English Tamil KadiWhich animal knows to dance well?Think..Think..ok okits.."AADU"
SMS Teaser in TamilNa SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illaOru Honda City Car.Sony Colour Tv. LG Washing Machine.Fridge.Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!
Chance-a illai kadi jokeIppam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu... What is the opposit of STD?No-cofee-da (S-T-D)
Madras Bashai Tamil Kadi JokeMadurai girl goes to Madras
vegetable shop and asks "eppadimma Keerai?"kaigari vikkarava says:"naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Aruvai BladeTea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........
SMS ThathuvamEnnadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!
Tamil ThathuvamThis is another crazy Tamil
Thathuvam: how many of this can you bearbefore getting admitted in Keelpaakkam?Ennadhan unga thalai suththinaalum,unga mudhugai neengalae paarkka mudiyaadhu!
SMS ThathuvamIdhu oru over aruvai but funny (and kadi) Tamil SMS Joke.Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi,neenga vasal perukki, thanni telichalum,Night 9 manikku than TV'la "kolangal" poduvanga.
SMS TeaserOru phone kooda pannula
Oru SMS kooda anuppulaOru email kooda varalaEnakka ennavo bayama irukku,Nee thirippiyummaadu maeikka poittiyaa'nnu!!!
Blade Joke in TamilNaethu bu'sla poyittu irunthappa,oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapettai"ya'nnu kaettara.Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen. Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala!
Mega MokkaiVengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?Onion Union
Tamil Computer Comedy JokeNeenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?Intel InsideMental Outside!
Blade bakkiri jokeVethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu? Mysore paakku
Punch SMSKai patta figarai nesikkadhey,anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!
Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009
SMSBOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009
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APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009
Love Punch DialogDifference between Talent and Problem:Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep-2009
Love Punch SMSKathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep-2009
Avagadro NumberTeacher: How will you find
Avagadro's Number???Student: Go to Menu > Contacts > AvagadroBy,Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009
Mokkai of the dayOru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?
Yosinga.
Theriyalayaa???.
Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009
FUNNYVimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05-Sep-2009
Mokkai jokesElephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a
regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)dont cry..Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep-2009
Funny Lollu SMShelloexcuse methoongitingala...
plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.
$$$$ MESSAGE $$$
OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009
Kadi Joke SMSIAM CMUR PM IAM LOCALUR ISDIAM PITHALA DOLLARUR US DOLLERIAM ARYIA BHAVANUR SARAVANA BHAVANIAM 0% LOOSEUR100% LOOSESubmitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009
Teasing Joke SMSUngalukku oru test.a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y
Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom..........ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?Endha school'la padicheenga?
Blade bakkiri jokeWhats opposite of Sambar Sadham?Rasam did not see them.Submitted by anonymous on 30-Aug-2009
Blade SMSKandupidingalen!
A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).
ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.Submitted by MOKKAI on 27-Aug-2009
SMSTODAYS SUPER PUNCH:Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattungaponga suyama room poattuvasalla ukkandhu yosinga
yosinga
by:"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug-2009
Mokkai MsgVeetla irukku karapampoochi,thookkipotta veiliapochi.Submitted by prasanth jk on 27-Aug-2009
Teacher and Student JokeMaths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna? Student:18na vayasu ponnu.81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009
KaathiruppuAval thoongumvaraikathirunthen...
Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.
Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009
Masak'Kadi Jokeidhli kum thosai kum yenna different?idhli koottama varum,thosai single'la varum.
Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug-2009
Marana KadiAppana appa mattumthan.Ammana amma mattumthan.Thambina thambi mattumthan.Friendna ithu ellamethan.
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"NADODIGAL"
EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009
Kadi Kadin'nu KadiOru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.
Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.Appo avaruku Benadry!syrub koduthanga.
Y?
Because:Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).
No No Alakoodathu.Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009
Two LKG Boys JokeLKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug-2009
Husband and Wife Marriage JokeWife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam
panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Tamil Joke in EnglishQ: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?A: "Pallam in Pakistan"
Seriyana Mokkai JokeHow do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO
Rude and Funny Tamil SMSoru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...dey nadhari...sim card recharge pana oru varushama?
Masa kadi SMS JokePostman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?Thabal'nu uluvaar
Sema Kadi JokeHow do flies communicate with each other?eee-mail
Aruvai JokeYaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?Hen-Writing
SMS Teaser in TamilEnnaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?...Press down...
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."N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.
Kadhal Tamil Joke about GirlsTVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!