taxi 3 subtittle

7/31/2019 Taxi 3 Subtittle

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{1}{1}25.000{4533}{4567}Keep dreamin', brother!{5111}{5138}Are you free?{5139}{5220}Mylord's offer is tempting,|alas, my heart is taken...{5260}{5295}But maybe I can amend that?{5308}{5359}Aaah... mylord is|targetting my feelings!{5378}{5405}Who must I kill, at this rate?{5413}{5483}Nobody, but I must get to the airport.|You think it's possible in 20minutes?{5490}{5560}20 minutes? Leaves me enough time|to finish my sandwich... get on board!{5705}{5772}It's a perfect opportunity to test out|some new settings...{5773}{5795}let me know what you think!{6585}{6628}Do you mind if I put some music on?{6629}{6672}No... but get moving!{6740}{6770}And there we go...!{7098}{7158}Mylord is lucky, the streets of|Marseille are empty in winter...{7159}{7200}it's more practical for sightseeing!{7201}{7232}Yeah, lucky me...{7418}{7475}But all this visiting is|gonna make us late...{7476}{7545}fasten your seatbelt please,|I'm gonna have to switch to 3rd gear...{7546}{7570}No problem!{8117}{8142}You got some change?{8148}{8175}Well, no...

{8176}{8195}Me neither...!{8281}{8334}Wasn't that Daniel?{8336}{8375}Who else 'd you think?|The Air Force?{8376}{8465}Looks like he's in good shape!|The cops won't catch him anytime soon!{8466}{8565}I wouldn't be so sure...|Apparently, the cops have a new weapon!{8566}{8640}A new weapon? What kind of weapon?{8641}{8685}A secret one.{8686}{8750}"State Police"{8875}{8905}This is boring...{9083}{9135}Oh shit! 298 km/h!{9136}{9230}Attention!|White cab driving at 298 km/h...{9231}{9281}l repeat: 298 km/h!

{9282}{9320}Roger, we're on it!{9628}{9695}l was worried there,|l thought they were asleep!{9696}{9724}But that's a cop car!{9725}{9763}Oh no, just some old pals...{9764}{9815}They're very playful, you know!{9835}{9866}Bertrand, get his number|as soon as we're close enough!{9867}{9885}Don't worry...{10023}{10044}"Go Marseille!"{10045}{10112}Hey that's not a plate number!|It's an email!{10304}{10342}Ok, game's over.|Hang on!{10507}{10534}Hey, why are you stopping?{10535}{10580}Are you kidding?|I'm pedal to the metal!{10630}{10650}Is that nitro?

{10651}{10706}Oh no, a friend of mine has a bar...{10710}{10750}it's made with Pastis.{10758}{10824}If you want, I can give you the address...{10825}{10857}You're very kind!{11224}{11299}Hold on a second... is that a TGV?{11300}{11334}Yeah, it's a good machine...{11336}{11440}it's fast in the curves...|but kinda slow in a straight line!{11475}{11505}Mamma mia!{11643}{11668}Where do I drop you off?{11669}{11710}Here!|Right here.


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{11774}{11815}19 minutes 32 seconds!{11889}{11957}I'm impressed!|No customer ever managed that...{11958}{12030}usually whenever I stop, hop!|...straight in the bag!{12038}{12057}Thanks!{12186}{12220}You're sure it's the right place?{12223}{12254}Absolutely.{12378}{12430}Oh, I see...{12470}{12525}Well thank you for your cooperation...{12593}{12664}Tell me, don't I know you from somewhere...?{12666}{12730}If I'd ever met you, I'd remember that!{12750}{12778}{Y:i}Bon voyage!{12920}{12955}Emilien's never gonna believe me!{15778}{15853}Subtitles by Smarties{15983}{16015}What's wrong?{16032}{16135}Nothing. l had a nightmare.|Go back to sleep, darling.{16734}{16763}What the hell are you doing?{16764}{16825}Nothing! It's only been 8 months|that I can't sleep!{16841}{16868}Because of that gang?{16874}{16982}They've been bugging us for 8 months.|8 months! I can't get them off my mind!{16983}{17078}I noticed that! I've been trying|to tell you something for 8 months!{17079}{17149}I know, I know... We just can't|get them, no matter how we try!{17150}{17184}Did you hear what I said?

{17185}{17200}Of course!{17201}{17254}And I'm glad you mention it,|because 37 hold ups in 8 months...{17255}{17295}all dressed up as Santa Claus,|can you imagine that?{17297}{17348}And you don't believe in|Santa anymore, right?{17349}{17394}I do! I mean, no,|it's not the problem...{17395}{17461}Now winter's here and I worry about the|Christmas present they maybe preparing!{17462}{17522}Speaking of which, I already know|what I'm getting you for Christmas...{17558}{17665}Thanks Petra but you can't help me.|I must catch that gang by Christmas!{17669}{17742}And me milien, l need to talk|to you BEFORE Christmas!{17755}{17790}Ok, that's a deal.

{17821}{17845}What are you doing?{17854}{17882}l'm going to the office.{17891}{17921}But it's 3 AM!{17923}{18088}What? Oh yeah... That's ok.|l'll avoid rush hour traffic.{18089}{18124}There won't be any traffic for sure!{18125}{18145}Good!{18266}{18300}See you in the office?{19381}{19425}Hello, I'd like to|make an appointment!{19441}{19486}Oh - Lily, honey!|You up already!{19487}{19551}Yes! I'm awake at 4 AM,|because my man is fixing his car!{19552}{19611}But it ain't broken!|lt's winter time.{19616}{19695}l am just making some modifications|to make it more stable in thecold...

{19719}{19795}Listen, could you also install a heater|in my bed when you got time?{19797}{19875}It would make me a bit more stable|too, since I'm ALONE in a coldbed!{19876}{19940}Except that it's not just in|winter time but all year round!{19941}{19965}Don't say that, Lily...{19966}{20070}Don't touch me! It'll take me forever|to remove the stains with ascrungie!{20078}{20115}Uh... what's a scrungie?{20116}{20235}A scrungie is used to clean out jugs,|pans and stupid pots - like


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me!{20236}{20283}Don't say that! Let me wash my hands,|I'll be with you in a minute.{20284}{20350}Oh no no no dear sir,|that's not how it works!{20353}{20445}You wash your hands, then wait an hour|for that "white spirit" stench to vanish{20446}{20500}and by then, usually|it's time to go to work!{20526}{20564}Gee you're really up and running today!{20565}{20636}Look, I woke up two hours ago,|watched you in your sleep for 30 min,{20637}{20700}and since I couldn't sleep,|I decided to do something useful{20701}{20745}instead of just watching TV!{20752}{20795}Daniel! We don't HAVE a TV!{20825}{20865}Never mind, it's the|principle that counts!{20866}{20905}There's no TV, no stereo{20906}{20985}no curtains, no couch, not a single|vase to put some flowers in...{20993}{21035}assuming you'd ever offer me flowers...{21038}{21130}But we DO have a fridge. It's filled|with motor oil, but we have afridge!{21142}{21154}Lily...{21155}{21200}We also have a shower|that smells of gas...{21201}{21250}a washer, specially designed|to wash car covers...{21251}{21315}a wardrobe, in which|my dresses must fight{21316}{21361}for room with host of tires...|- Lily!

{21363}{21522}And finally, a glorious symbol of our|luxurious life, we also own... a garage!{21523}{21564}Hey what's wrong with you?|You're getting your period?{21565}{21610}No I'm not, that's the whole point!{21625}{21677}l just can't live anymore in a garage!{21678}{21720}l am a women.|Do you remember what that is?{21723}{21780}A woman is not just a smile|and a peachy soft skin.{21790}{21912}A women moves, thinks, evolves, and|sometimes would like some comfort!{21976}{22041}Oh dear... all this just because|I like to tinker with my car!{22042}{22072}That's women for you...!{22211}{22264}What's all that fuss about,|white spirit smells good!{22465}{22495}Lily, what are you doing?

{22529}{22562}I'm going back to live with my parents.{22564}{22605}What, you're trading a garage|for an army barracks?{22606}{22680}Barracks with curtains, a small|garden and flowers on the table!{22681}{22728}Lily, this is ridiculous.|You can't leave me like that!{22729}{22772}You thought it was funny to|live in here with me!{22773}{22845}Yes, but it's not funny anymore and|I've been trying to tell youfor months!{22846}{22900}First of all you don't live with ME,|you live with your CAR!{22901}{22935}This garage is too small|for both of us!{22965}{23007}It's your car or me. Good bye!{24161}{24238}Hi there, girls!|Getting the puppies some fresh air?{24279}{24361}Hey, take it easy!|What's a little joke between friends...{24399}{24442}Well then... Merry Christmas!

{24617}{24666}But...? What are you doing...?{24711}{24756}Did you sleep in here?{24758}{24795}No, l was just dozing for five minutes...{24819}{24912}Must've been 5 long minutes then,|the folder is stamped on your face!{24929}{24970}See, it's the same with trees...{24971}{25020}You know, tree stumps?|One circle equals one year?{25021}{25100}Well see, I can tell you've|been sleeping for...{25148}{25172}...20 years.{25281}{25335}Oh, forget it.|Just forget what I said, ok?


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{25351}{25406}Apparently nobody likes jokes|anymore around here...{25410}{25465}To think that I signed up because|I thought we'd have some fun...{25466}{25515}Stop it or I'm gonna split|your side... with an axe!{25518}{25590}Hey guys! I just got some fresh|weed here, want some?{25605}{25699}Oh, no, no...|NO! No no no...!{25700}{25745}Don't be stupid guys, it's high quality!|Straight from Jamaica!{25746}{25888}Gosh really, from Jamaic...?|... no! Who'd you think we are?{25892}{25950}OK then - your loss.|Bye!{25955}{25967}Bye...{25985}{26000}Tell me...{26008}{26045}Hey!|What about some coke?{26075}{26090}Rashid...!{26092}{26125}Well then, good day to you...{26162}{26200}What's that supposed to mean?{26238}{26280}And what are all these posters on the wall?{26282}{26309}Uh... Bob Marley?{26311}{26352}Damnit, this is a police|station, not a squat!{26353}{26440}Are you aware that we've been trying|to catch a gang for the past8 months?{26460}{26480}The Santa Claus gang?{26481}{26512}Yes, the Santa Claus gang!{26525}{26575}Glad you remembered|the name, at least!{26600}{26665}37 robberies in 8 months,|and no clue, nothing!{26687}{26740}I've searched everywhere...|and nothing, nothing at all.

{26776}{26838}I feel useless.|A loser.{26921}{27025}How about if I... if I ask|Rashid for a little, uh, tonic?{27026}{27055}No.{27062}{27102}I'm just trying to help here...{27152}{27210}How about a little breakfast then?{27255}{27310}Just to get some energy back?{27362}{27395}OK, let's go have breakfast.{27802}{27868}Guess you were a little hungry, eh?{27869}{27927}I haven't eaten for days, out of|worrying over this case!{27940}{27967}l have these terrible nightmares.{27968}{28025}I'm strapped to a chair and a dozen|Santas dance around me...{28026}{28050}It's horrible!{28051}{28102}Stop it. Stop it, it's horrible!

{28115}{28145}Your shoe's untied.{28169}{28264}Plus it'll be Christmas soon,|they'll be able to hide much better!{28265}{28322}That's right! It was easier in July!{28323}{28368}Yeah but we didn't catch 'em then...{28369}{28425}And now Christmas is coming,|and I know they're up to something.{28426}{28470}Something big, to finish|the year with a bang.{28475}{28600}There's one thing that's puzzling me:|why do they dress up as Santa Claus?{28602}{28643}Nobody would suspect a Santa!|Look over there...{28681}{28770}Santa is nice, he gives presents,|looks dorky in his big red outfit...{28816}{28842}It's usually too big...{28948}{28978}Or too small...

{29069}{29105}It's a perfect disguise...{29142}{29180}to hide...{29238}{29263}a gun!{29592}{29665}I can see that you are interested|in our new food processor{29667}{29705}it can chop, slice and grind!{29720}{29755}Do you have kids?{30160}{30225}You there, freeze!|Police!{30342}{30392}Don't move!|You are under arrest!{30448}{30473}What happened?{30474}{30545}I got one, Alain!|It took me 8 months, but I got one!


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{30553}{30625}But how did you know he was a fake,|I mean, a member of the gang?{30626}{30685}Have you ever seen a Santa|carry a peacemaker?{30686}{30722}A gun! How'd you know?{30723}{30757}This dork dropped it!{30758}{30780}What a dork!{30783}{30812}Yep, dorky for sure.{30813}{30826}You're a dork!{30831}{30874}The inspector's gonna like this!|Let's go!{30880}{30984}Hello boss! Look what I got here!|Shit, where is he when you needhim?{30985}{31040}You, put your ass down|there and don't move, ok?{31086}{31168}Well, until the Chief gets here,|let's just pretend I'm the Chief,ok?{31189}{31223}I think that desk fits me, what d'you think?{31237}{31263}Hey, you're sure about this?{31264}{31313}Bof, he's gone anyway...|And after this catch,{31314}{31365}I'm sure we won't remain simple|inspectors much longer, trust me!{31370}{31454}Ok Santa, in the meantime you're gonna|tell us how you got a cop'sgun...{31455}{31485}Who did you steal it from?{31535}{31580}Alain, I think that Santa|is looking for an address...{31610}{31635}The Marseille region?{31800}{31879}Whenever you forget something,|my colleague will use the directory.

{31880}{31898}You got that?{31899}{31973}Now about this gun... you know,|there is a registration number here...{31974}{32017}All we have to do is|search the database,{32018}{32055}and in a few seconds we'll know{32056}{32106}which idiot got his weapon mugged!{32193}{32260}What a dork!|He stole Gibert's gun!{32308}{32360}- lmpossible!|- l swear. Take a look!{32368}{32422}Did you know that you stole this|from our favorite commissioner?{32438}{32490}Can you explain how|you pulled that off?{32510}{32528}Alain...{32533}{32600}Maybe it would be easier|if we removed the sticky tape...?{32630}{32670}You're right.|That might help.

{32810}{32834}milien?{32877}{32925}Co... commissioner!{32985}{33015}I'm needed out there...{33087}{33136}But why are you dressed up|like that, Commissioner?{33137}{33233}l am doing my job, milien. I tried|to infiltrate the Santa Claus gang...{33234}{33290}but you had to screw up|everything, as usual!{33305}{33352}I'm... I'm sorry, Chief, but...!{33368}{33420}Why didn't you inform us,|we would all have joined you!{33421}{33470}It's not an invasion,|It's an infiltration...{33471}{33520}Precise, meticulous|and SOLITARY!{33522}{33602}But don't worry milien, I'll get|a tailored costume for you.{33603}{33685}It includes a cap and a whistle,|so you can infiltrate every cross

road!{33711}{33760}And now would you please|unfasten me, so I can kill you?{33761}{33789}Of course, Chief.{33792}{33854}Shit...|Alain took the key with him!{33855}{33901}Hurry up milien,|I'm losing patience!{33902}{33925}5 minutes, Chief.{34144}{34180}Are you Commissioner Gibert?{34210}{34239}No, not yet...{34240}{34355}I mean, I'm not commissioner yet and|I'm not called Gibert... unfortunately.


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{34359}{34420}I mean, I sure wouldn't want|to be called Gibert, but...{34421}{34442}The key, milien...!{34445}{34468}Right away, Chief!{34671}{34715}Are you commissioner Gibert?{34761}{34839}Yes I am... wha wha...|wow... what can I help you?{34864}{34905}Good afternoon.|My name is Qiu.{34911}{34984}Qiu? Coo, how cute! I would queue|for your coo...chie.. uh?{34985}{35050}I mean, that's a really|cute name, "Qiu"...{35069}{35100}That name from China?{35102}{35198}Yes. My mother is chinese,|and my father... swiss.{35200}{35270}Aah, l know the place well...|Switzerland, that is.{35284}{35372}l am a journalist from|World lnternational.{35374}{35449}I am currently working on a big|report about the French police.{35455}{35566}l want to follow closely the work of a big|inspector, and l heardyou are the biggest.{35572}{35700}Err, yeah that's right... 6' 4" and 220 lb,|that's pretty big forthe police...{35703}{35753}How impressive.{35754}{35855}Oh? Yes, sure! When I look in the mirror|I often impress myself, me personally...{35873}{35950}May I get "embedded"|with you for a few days?{35952}{36000}As often and as long|as you want...!{36001}{36060}Err, l mean, as long as needed|to conduct your probe.{36061}{36135}I like to be in bed too when|I probe err... embedded...

{36145}{36200}Thank you very much.|Do we start now?{36212}{36246}With pleasure...{36419}{36465}- Thank you, coochie...!|- You're welcome.{36559}{36643}What are you doing, dressed|up as Santa in your office?{36644}{36740}Eh? This!|This is a camouflage.{36741}{36837}We are trying to catch a gang, whose|members disguise as Santa Claus.{36838}{36929}So we have to merge with their universe|in order to penetrate thembetter...{36932}{36962}And the handcuffs?{36965}{37005}I have no idea, they're not mine!{37030}{37068}So, any further questions?{37103}{37130}Come in.

{37158}{37175}Am I disturbing?{37176}{37230}Oh no, in my current state,|nothing can disturb me anymore...{37243}{37310}Well since you're alone in your|office and not doing any work,{37311}{37349}I'd like to talk with|you for 5 minutes.{37350}{37420}Petra, please, not now.|We'll discuss it at home tonight, ok?{37421}{37530}At home all think about is your work.|So I thought now that you'reat work,{37531}{37565}...maybe we could discuss|something about our home!{37566}{37615}Not today Petra.|Just not today, ok?{37616}{37682}But you've been telling me|''not today'' for 8 months now!{37683}{37760}Listen, l am in shit creek up to my neck|so please don't push me down - not you!{37794}{37845}What is it this time?

{37852}{37928}l caught a Santa.|With a gun, can you imagine?{37929}{37960}So of course, l thought|he was from the gang!{37961}{38025}You don't need to see a Santa|or a gun to think about it!{38026}{38055}You're ALWAYS thinking|about that gang!{38056}{38150}Yes, but this time there were both:|a Santa AND a gun, so I arrested him.{38152}{38190}You disarmed him by yourself?{38199}{38225}Well... yes?{38226}{38265}Guess he wasn't|from the gang, then.{38275}{38350}Unfortunately not...|lt was Gibert, dressed up as Santa.


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{38371}{38412}Sure, just laugh at me.{38413}{38509}It's the worst day of my life, and you|are laughing instead of cheering me up!{38510}{38540}You'd like me to cheer you up?{38541}{38632}Why, yes... you could say something nice,|some tender, loving words...{38635}{38727}for example, tell me some good news.|Just for ONCE today, some GOOD news!{38728}{38790}milien! l am pregnant.{38805}{38821}No!{38822}{38880}Yes!|How's that for good news?{38882}{38955}Well yes, of course....|But how long have you been...?{38956}{38990}For 8 months, milien!{39002}{39045}- No!|- Yes!{39060}{39112}Oh... but how did it happen?{39113}{39170}I met the Holy Ghost,|8 months ago...{39171}{39278}8 months? It can't be! I was there,|I would have seen, your belly...{39282}{39315}And your breasts...{39342}{39420}Aah... so that's why they became so...!{39462}{39515}And you... you're gonna keep it?{39516}{39568}It's a bit too late|to ask that question!{39570}{39614}Well yes, but...|why didn't you tell me?{39615}{39674}I've been trying to|tell you for 8 months!

{39675}{39760}I've placed cauliflowers in every room!|There... and there!{39777}{39845}Oh... yeah, l was wondering|about all those veggies!{39846}{39945}And I hung up at least 20 echographies.|They are everywhere!{40243}{40265}ls it my baby?{40266}{40295}Well for now it's mine.{40296}{40352}lf you want a share of it,|you'll better wake up!{40412}{40439}ls the baby normal?{40440}{40512}Good question, when you|know the father...{40513}{40570}but yes, amazingly,|everything is normal!{40573}{40658}But then... if you're pregnant|and everything is normal...{40659}{40764}and you want to keep the baby...|That means I will be a daddy?{40765}{40894}Yes! What a display of brainpower!|You should consider joining thepolice.

{40895}{40927}l am going to be a daddy?{40930}{41020}Yes. And this child will need|a super-daddy.{41056}{41152}Count on me Petra,|Count on me...!{41174}{41199}Lily!{41464}{41504}What a fool you are.{41511}{41602}What good is your big car now, if you|can't put the woman you lovein it?{41725}{41750}Rapid test?{41774}{41816}Rapid test for what?{41873}{41931}Two bars...|What does that mean, two bars?{42149}{42164}Hello!{42168}{42175}Hello!{42180}{42220}Do you have the box|that comes with this?

{42232}{42257}Let me see...{42301}{42382}"Clearblue rapid test".|Hey, isn't that a pregnancy test?{42385}{42437}Yes exactly, that's what|I'm anxious to find out!{42438}{42530}Aaah, I see... Let me fetch them,|they're right next to the condoms...{42941}{42975}Guess what, I'm out of them!{42976}{43069}They're in high demand these days.|Women love to make those presents...{43070}{43112}... a cute little baby for Christmas!{43113}{43165}See, I want to find out if|this is my Christmas present!


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{43182}{43264}Aaah, I see... Just a minute,|let me ask my daughter.{43266}{43290}Angel!{43295}{43389}She's studying pharmacy,|she knows all that stuff by heart.{43390}{43425}You'll see, it's really impressive!{43428}{43460}Angel, what's that?{43505}{43568}l am so sorry daddy!|I swear I tried to be careful!{43577}{43630}But I drank a little too much|and ran out of protections...{43645}{43719}But honey! There are condoms here,|I told you to just help yourself!{43720}{43755}Yes, but we don't|have his size!{43771}{43785}Who did that to you?{43789}{43810}I have no idea!{43811}{43855}What do you mean, "no idea"!|Doesn't that guy have a name?{43857}{43930}l told you, l was drunk!|I can't remember all their names!{43946}{43977}Oh my God...!{43988}{44040}Oh come on... merry Christmas!{44065}{44088}"Where is the police?"{44090}{44125}Gentlemen, this is serious.{44130}{44200}All the attempts we made to|arrest the Santa Claus gang{44201}{44269}including a personal commando|operation carried out by myself{44274}{44335}have failed, part of them because|of a over-zealous milien...{44350}{44442}But nevermind, this is the past!|The future is ours! And we'll do...{44443}{44525}what we decided yesterday|to do tomorrow, starting today!

{44527}{44574}You should write that down.|That's a good one...{44575}{44635}Maybe a little twisted,|but I think it sounds good...{44655}{44679}milien, your shoe's untied.{44680}{44715}Yeah, it's just great...{44725}{44770}That's good...|Ok... now, where was I?{44771}{44790}At "this is serious", Chief!{44794}{44825}Yes it IS serious!{44830}{44960}And l won't accept any inopportune|mistakes or nauseous deviations!{44962}{44990}Don't write that.{44995}{45092}I want everything to be perfect,|smooth, "clean"! "Super-clean"!{45115}{45182}You see, last summer l attended|a training seminar with the FBI...{45183}{45255}so you see, some of the language|stuck... it's a reflex.

{45256}{45280}Crazy, eh?{45310}{45330}... eh?...{45349}{45414}So now I am giving you the "go"...{45459}{45560}Not having caught the Santa gang|before Christmas is not an option!{45604}{45685}Of course this means no|vacations, sick leaves...{45686}{45720}Not even an excuse letter|from your parents!{45740}{45862}Especially since miss Piu... Qiu,|journalist of the ...... magazine{45863}{45910}Is giving us the honor of|following us on this mission.{45911}{45995}So I hope she will return to her country|with a good opinion of our police!{46010}{46060}The important words to|this mission are:

{46072}{46155}Concentration, Reflection...|...Action!{46174}{46219}The codename for|this mission will be...{46220}{46320}{Y:i}Operation "Snow-white"{46349}{46395}Uh, that means|"Blanche-Neige" in French...{46396}{46435}And guess who'll|play the dwarves...{46437}{46474}Yeah... it's awesome...!{46475}{46562}So from now on, I want each|and every one of you on alert 24/7!{46563}{46600}{Y:i}So is this clear?{46619}{46634}{Y:i}Questions?{46635}{46648}Me!


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{46649}{46657}{Y:i}You?{46658}{46669}Oui!{46670}{46680}Oh?{46681}{46711}What's that gift|on your desk, Chief?{46712}{46725}A gift?{46741}{46800}Ooh! That's very kind.|Is that for my birthday?{46802}{46831}Uh, when were|you born, Chief?{46833}{46849}In July!{46850}{46871}Must be for Christmas, then.{46872}{46910}Whatever. It's the|intention that counts!{47220}{47265}Well there's something new...{47280}{47304}Very nice.|Who is it from?{47305}{47349}Must be someone|that knows you well!{47382}{47432}There's a little button on top...{47440}{47450}Yes....?{47530}{47560}Put the guns down!{47579}{47612}Aah, it's wonderful...{47630}{47721}Hey, you Pigs, this is Santa!|If you still believe in me, meet me{47722}{47820}at the European Bank for your gifts.|But hurry up, we leave at noon!{47879}{47912}Does anyone know|what time it is?{47931}{47969}IT'S 5 TO 12, CHIEF!{47970}{48090}RED ALEEERT!{48154}{48249}I said "discreetly"! How am I|supposed to work with such jerks!

{48252}{48325}Those assholes... no no,|don't write this down, miss Qiu.{48326}{48388}It's just a temporary reaction,|typical French - we fight sometimes{48389}{48428}... however, we still mean it!{48471}{48592}Gibert here. Deploy and await my signal.|Let us initiate... uh...well, let's go!{48603}{48675}They will probably act like last time,|exit from the back in a fast car...{48678}{48724}All we have to do is wait.|We'll catch them by surprise.{48726}{48784}Chief... we won't surprise them|since THEY sent us the message?{48785}{48881}Look, they sent us a message to fool us,|being certain we'd take it for a joke...{48882}{48925}But that's counting without me,|Commissioner Gibert!

{48927}{48977}Commissioner Gibert is|not falling for their trap!{48978}{49030}He is here, on time,|ready to attack!{49032}{49125}I understand, Chief, but what if the|trap consisted in attractingus here?{49126}{49201}Come on, think milien, think!|It doesn't make sense,{49202}{49290}why would a gang alert the cops when|they are about to commit a crime?{49291}{49325}I know, I know, that's|what's worrying me...{49326}{49369}They haven't been acting stupidly|during the last eight months...{49370}{49441}There's a first time for everything! And|particulary for stupidities, trust me!{49442}{49462}Unless...{49486}{49515}Unless what?

{49516}{49556}Unless they are certain|they'll manage to escape?{49557}{49645}Hahaha... just let them try!|There's no escaping me, believe me!{49672}{49688}Chief!{49689}{49702}Yes?{49945}{50010}They will have to pass over us|if they want to leave that bank!{50102}{50145}What's that thing, there?{50220}{50265}lt's... it's a nightmare!{50824}{50850}Are you ok, Chief?{50852}{50942}I'm fine, I'm fine! What are you|waiting for to start the pursuit?{50943}{50980}How are we supposed to|stop a machine like that?


10/22

{50981}{51058}How should I know?|Show some initiative, damnit!{51073}{51115}Alain, requisition a car!{51226}{51274}That guy's got some nerve!|Why didn't he stop his car?{51275}{51335}For a black cop in Marseille?|Fat chance!{51336}{51402}Well yeah, but still... he could've|slowed down, at least!{51424}{51505}It's OK! It's OK.|I'm used to it.{51518}{51564}Chief, maybe we should requisition|one of our own cars!{51565}{51625}Good thinking, milien.|GET IN THE CARS!{51626}{51705}Now this is our new security system.|It's unique worldwide!{51711}{51781}It's based on the "ATLAS"|system used by the police.{51783}{51879}All you have to do is push this button|and the cops will get hereASAP.{52041}{52070}It's really efficient!{52362}{52404}Oh shit oh shit!{52747}{52785}- Oh shit, my ride!|- Oh shit, my ride!{53106}{53160}Maybe I should get off here,|you would lose some weight!{53161}{53277}C'mon milien, your 50 lb won't make|a difference! And you, GO GO GO!{53530}{53580}So here we are in the famous|Marseille harbour...{53582}{53675}over there it's the "Cannelire",|taking it's name from cannabis...{53676}{53720}you know, to make ropes...{53721}{53800}it was built by King Louis XIV|in 1661 and... watch out!{53818}{53854}What the fuck...?|Are you keeping up, son?{53855}{53939}Certainly, sir! "...was built by|King Louis XIV in 1661"...

{53940}{54000}You don't have to follow what|I'm SAYING, you moron!{54001}{54050}I'm talking about that big truck|with the big tires, there!{54078}{54094}Oh dear oh dear...{54095}{54169}See, my little coochie,|the problem is the staff!{54170}{54220}They don't pay any attention|during recruiting!{54221}{54291}For example this lad would make|an excellent swimming instructor,{54292}{54392}but now he's in a car chase without|even having a driver's license!{54394}{54445}Wha... what's that?|You don't have your license?{54447}{54487}Well no, I only joined|the police yesterday!{54488}{54514}I don't believe this!{54515}{54590}Calm down, milien. All he has to do|is follow that big truck over there....

{54591}{54652}... piece of cake really, even a|swimming instructor could do it!{54832}{54849}What do I do now?{54850}{54895}You follow it, son,|just follow it!{54980}{55029}That truck must be drinking|a gallon of gas per mile!{55030}{55120}It'll run dry long before us!|I'd say in 5 or 10 minutes...{55121}{55169}That's supposing we're|still alive in 5 minutes!{55170}{55205}We will, we will...{55974}{56044}Maybe we should stop and|apologize to these people...{56045}{56114}There's a time for everything, milien.|Let's rush first, we'll apologize later...{56115}{56150}But we're rather|CRUSHING right now...!{56151}{56194}Stop your play on words,|milien! That's enough!{56195}{56214}Am I supposed to stop now?

{56215}{56235}Huh? What for?{56236}{56250}There's a swimming pool!{56251}{56305}Yes, that might be a good...|STOP!{56330}{56390}Phew... that was|really close, eh?{56424}{56470}Hey! Watch it, there!{56864}{56906}I knew we wouldn't|last 5 minutes...{56907}{56990}See? That's some good insulation,|that is. Not a single leak!{56995}{57064}Um... is this standard|procedure with the police?{57065}{57125}Absolutely not! ln most of|cases, the cars leak...{57176}{57239}Chief... I... I can't swim!


11/22

{57240}{57305}Oh, don't worry, Alain! We have|a swimming instructor with us...{57962}{58022}Ah, my little Daniel!|What a pleasure to see you again.{58035}{58065}Oh dear, you don't|look too good...{58091}{58129}I think you're spending too much|time with my daughter.{58130}{58225}Just kidding! At your age, it's|normal to have some fun...{58226}{58285}Have you seen my driver by any chance?|He's running late...{58286}{58350}l just saw him at the crossroad.|He'll be here in no time.{58362}{58382}Glad to hear it!{58389}{58425}Tell me, is Lily here|by any chance?{58427}{58470}Yes, she is.|LILY!{58471}{58515}I'm sorry darling,|I thought you were upstairs...{58518}{58560}It's ok, daddy,|I'm used to it...{58574}{58618}Look who is here...{58619}{58662}Good morning Lily.|Can we talk for a minute?{58667}{58745}Not now.|l have to go see my doctor...!{58747}{58786}Can you drop me off Daddy,|it's on your way...{58787}{58840}Sure, honey, if my driver|ever gets here...{58842}{58906}Now that you mention it,|I thought he had some trouble...{58909}{58960}Maybe I could drop you off...|both of you?{58963}{58985}Affirmative.{58990}{59075}It'll teach him to be late.|And now - all aboard!{59183}{59221}To the Boulevard Cassini, driver.{59223}{59250}Very well, Madam.{59570}{59646}Tell me, you are late! Daniel|kindly offered to drive us,

{59648}{59710}so I'll meet you back at the|barracks after my appointment.{59941}{59984}Tell me, didn't you use|to drive a bit faster?{59986}{60059}Who, me? Well, there's a lot of people|on the streets this time ofyear...{60060}{60135}and there's a lot of potholes,|so I can't drive very fast...!{60136}{60208}Besides, taking things nice and easy|from time to time can't hurt...{60210}{60270}Indeed, just so long as I'm not late...{60337}{60370}What? What's wrong?{60371}{60390}It hurts!{60391}{60420}Where, honey?|What's hurting?{60421}{60430}My belly...!{60431}{60512}Your belly? But that's terrible!|What are we going to do, General?

{60513}{60570}I have no idea!|Does it hurt very badly, darling?{60632}{60664}Noo - o.|It's over now.{60665}{60688}It's over?{60689}{60703}Yes, it's over.{60708}{60765}It's over!|It's over... it's over...{60920}{60994}Tell me Daniel, you're really a nervous|wreck today! What's wrong?{60995}{61085}lt's because Christmas is nearing...|All those presents... makes me nervous.{61086}{61165}l can see that... what's that|thing you got on your ear?{61187}{61300}Oh that...? Nothing, it's just|a new gadget: a stress-o-meter!{61306}{61360}One bar: nothing's wrong.|Two bars: nothing goes!{61457}{61489}Well apparently,|nothing goes!{61490}{61550}l know! That's why|I'm driving so slowly...

{61717}{61782}Thank you for driving,|it was a pleasant trip.{61787}{61820}See you tonight, darling.{61944}{62015}I'll touch a word to my doctor, but|I'm afraid your case is desperate...{62145}{62220}Pardon me for intruding,|but I'm running late!{62382}{62415}And here we go...{62890}{62916}Come in.{63000}{63024}Peek-a-boo!{63025}{63047}Hello...{63065}{63075}AAAH...!


12/22

{63180}{63203}Are you ok?{63204}{63258}l'm fine...|I'm fine...{63259}{63320}But you see, we're even betrayed|by our own equipment here!{63321}{63350}How am I supposed|to work like that?{63360}{63432}You should mention this in report.|We cruelly lack funding!{63433}{63510}We need more stable chairs,|and taller doors - see?{63513}{63570}Oh yeah, and we need|life jackets in our cars!{63571}{63632}You were there earlier - blub!|See?{63652}{63715}Besides, our shoes could be|more comfortable, too...{63730}{63774}My feet hurt terribly!|Ouch!{63805}{63839}Maybe if you removed this...?{63840}{63852}Oh...?{63860}{63922}Wonder who did that,|I hate those practical jokes!{63941}{64030}I've had sore feet for six months!|That ain't funny!{64040}{64080}You know, this makes|me all tense!{64097}{64205}Just relax, commissioner!|You are so nervous.{64212}{64285}lt's because of that gang,|the Santa Claus gang...{64308}{64390}Don't worry about it...|I'm going to take care of you.{64491}{64533}You know how to|use that thing?{64541}{64580}Yes, a little bit...{64586}{64700}They delivered it just last week.|Good thing I hid my typewriter!{64772}{64830}Just relax, commissioner...{64832}{64925}You'll feel better so much better...{64926}{64950}You think so?

{64956}{64998}l am sure.{65074}{65140}But now I can't see anything...|is that normal?{65141}{65220}Yes, it's normal.|Just relax!{65328}{65420}That feels so good... eh?{65520}{65600}I feel like you're taking|all my worries away...{65690}{65770}That's exactly the case...|You'll see...!{65773}{65830}I think I'm falling asleep...{65850}{65890}l'll wake you up.{66163}{66190}That was terrific!{66248}{66320}What the fuck do you think you're doing?|You have any idea where you are?{66321}{66335}No, where am l?{66336}{66368}ln front of the police station!

{66369}{66424}Oh, really? Looks more|like a garage to me...{66425}{66460}Just you wait, buddy...{66538}{66560}My respects, general!{66563}{66578}At ease!{66604}{66675}Thank you Daniel. l'll see you|tonight at home, then.{66782}{66833}Oh, Daniel! You're my savior!{66845}{66895}Could you do me a favor|and drop me somewhere?{66896}{66939}I don't drop my friends, but I can|give you a ride if you want...{66940}{66985}l am so glad to see you!{67030}{67082}Please, sir?|Has the problem subsided?{67084}{67114}Yes, I guess so...{67115}{67205}Oh, and would you please keep this|parking spot for me, I'll be back...

{67215}{67235}Right...{67354}{67395}Hey, hey, slow down,|I got plenty of time!{67396}{67419}OK boss!{67420}{67462}Daniel, you won't believe|what's happening to me.{67463}{67502}Same here, you'll never guess|what's happening to me!{67503}{67569}Try to guess... it's something|absolutely unbelievable!{67570}{67589}You got promoted?{67590}{67660}No it's not about my job,|it's personal... come on, guess!{67661}{67672}You're getting married?{67673}{67725}Better than that Daniel!|I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!


13/22

{67756}{67777}But that's impossible!{67778}{67808}Yes it is possible!{67820}{67852}Oh, it's wonderful...!{67880}{67910}Lily is pregnant too.{67930}{67955}No way!{67982}{68065}But... that's awesome Daniel,|we'll be daddies together!{68102}{68190}That's unbelievable... after all these|years of friendship, we'll...{68197}{68235}we'll have a child together!{68290}{68350}I mean... uh...|I mean, one each...{68365}{68400}... but at the same time.{68410}{68435}Each of us separately!{68445}{68495}Yeah... separately, yes!{68530}{68560}How long has she been pregnant?{68562}{68580}8 months.{68582}{68620}8 months?!|You could've told me earlier!{68622}{68675}I only found out this morning!|You're the first one to know.{68677}{68750}I haven't even told mommy yet!|What about you - how long?{68767}{68784}2 bars.{68801}{68820}What do you mean, "2 bars"?{68822}{68870}Yeah, that's some new gadget...|you pee on it,{68871}{68910}and it tells you how long|you've been pregnant.{68912}{68955}And well, it's been|2 bars for her.{68984}{69030}Oh yeah? That's cool.

{69060}{69085}Yeah, it's cool...{69350}{69435}Commissioner...?|You've got visitors!{69442}{69475}What are you doing, Gibert?{69490}{69567}Aaah...!|It's a pleasure to see you again!{69597}{69650}Uh... that's nothing...|We were simply... that is...{69651}{69705}my colleague... she's Chinese...{69714}{69765}She was just showing me|a relaxation technique...{69766}{69830}How to get 5 hours of sleep|in 5 minutes... to save time.{69831}{69880}It gives you a lot of energy!{69902}{70000}However, today's class is over.|See you later, Commissioner!{70001}{70030}Thanks.{70074}{70115}Thanks, my little... Qiu.{70217}{70260}So, what can l do for you?

{70331}{70415}She even put cauliflowers everywhere|in my office, but I was so busy...{70416}{70465}I didn't even notice that!|How stupid can I be?{70466}{70530}Very stupid,|but I had already noticed...{70531}{70560}But why cauliflower?{70580}{70665}What do I know? But I should at|least have noticed something...{70666}{70725}But no, nothing!|I'm such a loser, Daniel...{70726}{70810}Oh, stop it. If you were such a loser,|you wouldn't be the father!{70812}{70830}You think so?{70831}{70870}Of course! Petra|isn't masochistic...!{70905}{70952}Thanks.|That's a bit reassuring.{70953}{71030}Oh, don't be too reassured,|we're still in deep shit!{71038}{71052}How's that?

{71053}{71105}Well, you're always|chasing thieves...{71106}{71185}I'm always tinkering with an engine,|no wonder they're freaking out!{71225}{71300}And I'm not an expert, but a kid|must need some room... and time!{71320}{71394}Guess we'll have to change habits and|stop worrying only about ourjobs...{71395}{71462}You're right! We have to watch him|take his first steps, go to school...{71555}{71599}Oh, really?|So we'll have to seal them all up?{71600}{71620}I suppose so...


14/22

{71622}{71720}Oh...? That's just insane...|How can you prepare for it?{71760}{71810}That's some good shit...|Did you get it from Rashid?{71811}{71880}Yep... hold on, you know Rashid?{71882}{71948}Well yeah, a little...{71990}{72020}The sun is coming out...{72180}{72272}Hey Daniel... Santa riding a scooter,|isn't that a bit weird?{72325}{72360}Yeah... he's supposed|to ride a sleigh...{72385}{72449}Watch this... he's discreet yet|nervous, that's not normal!{72450}{72535}Hey... just 5 minutes ago we agreed|to stop worrying about the job{72536}{72625}to spend more time with our kids,|so drop the hot pursuit idea!{72630}{72650}Follow him!{72652}{72695}Aye aye... Commissioner!{73180}{73265}I need verification on a scooter,|registration N 75BM13, over.{73340}{73370}It was stolen 2 weeks ago!{73371}{73414}Yes! You see,|it pays to persevere!{73415}{73460}You better tell Petra about it...{73461}{73485}Daniel, we'll just follow it,{73486}{73550}localize his HQ and hand the case|over to Gibert. You have my word!{73570}{73585}Ok.{73586}{73645}You're a real friend,.|What would I do without you?{73646}{73675}Screw things up|even more?{73676}{73705}Yeah, for sure...{73836}{73890}We're losing him!|The first lead I got in 8 months,

{73891}{73925}and I'm fucking losing it!{73930}{73990}Hey, calm down!|There's a solution to every problem.{74010}{74045}Daniel, what are you doing...?{74130}{74164}Daniel, what's wrong with you...!{74165}{74210}You got a better idea|to follow a scooter?{74219}{74284}Uh... no!|But we'll get noticed!{74290}{74334}Just act naturally,|you'll be fine!{74335}{74400}"Act naturally"?|Oh, alright...{75150}{75234}So... now that you found his HQ,|you call the Commissioner!{75235}{75325}Hold on. I screwed up last time,|this time I want to make sure!{75327}{75429}Hey! You have a Santa, a stolen scooter|and an abandoned storehouse.{75430}{75469}What more do you want?|His legal file?

{75470}{75535}I just want to make sure!|Come on, give me 5 minutes!{75800}{75825}Bingo!{75826}{75904}Is that enough, or you want to|check if they have real guns?{75905}{75940}Nah, that's ok...{75965}{76000}But we should find out|how many they are.{76030}{76050}Follow me!{76095}{76180}Will you stop it? You said that you'll|hand the case to the commissioner.{76181}{76244}Yes, but the first question he'll ask|will be "how many are they?"{76245}{76300}And I need to know if this is their|HQ or only a secondary base.{76302}{76340}Come on, just give me 5 minutes!{76800}{76854}milien, l got a bad feeling|about this. Don't do it!{76855}{76935}Don't worry, I've seen it in a movie.|You force the body to do wha

t you want.{76936}{76955}It's all in your head.{76956}{76995}I know, that's what worries me!{77000}{77034}If something happens to|me, you call Gibert.{77035}{77100}milien... your shoe's untied!{77236}{77278}Oh dear...{77425}{77440}Hello?{77441}{77484}I'm back from my physician,|does that interest you?{77498}{77545}Oh yes, if he's a good doctor!{77546}{77580}He's an excellent doctor!


15/22

{77583}{77678}The prefect's daughter recommended him,|and she had 4 children in4 years!{77680}{77730}Well that's gonna be tough to beat...{77731}{77770}Yes, especially if we don't|see each other again!{77771}{77865}Listen Lily. I'll do anything, but|you should give me a chance!{77870}{77899}So what I propose is...{77900}{77940}Why are you whispering like that?{77941}{77999}Because of the Santas! They just|pulled milen out of the trash can{78000}{78035}and I think they're going to...{78060}{78110}Lily? Lily!{78135}{78160}Oh shit...{78630}{78660}But... what are|you doing here?{78680}{78700}Guess...{78708}{78795}You're wasting your time.|Torture me, I won't say a word!{78796}{78854}We do not need|to make you talk.{78855}{78960}We already know everything.|Besides, torture is out of fashion.{78980}{79074}There are much more effective|methods to make a man talking.{79075}{79095}No kidding?{79140}{79189}For example, tenderness...{79220}{79280}lt can be a very|dangerous weapon.{79310}{79394}Tell me, what is a handsome man|like you doing in a place like this?{79395}{79450}Just doing my job...|Ah, no! Don't do that!{79470}{79554}Yet you are not insensible|to my "arguments"...

{79555}{79598}Yes I am!|That's my cell phone!{79600}{79650}Ah...? Let's have a look...{79680}{79735}Oh, what a nice model!{79760}{79819}But it's shut off...|I'm going to turn it on.{79820}{79850}No!|You can't do that!{79870}{79904}I'm out of credits...{79910}{79945}That's against basic|human rights!{80152}{80195}That's inhuman,|what you're doing to me...{80236}{80295}They say hunger justifies the means...{80300}{80365}and l am very hungry!{80540}{80594}Petra!{80595}{80695}Can't answer now because I'm very busy.|Leave your ID and I'll keep you posted.

{80702}{80800}milien, it's Petra. l guess you|are on a mission again.{80840}{80890}I just wanted to tell you|that I am proud of you.{80891}{80945}Of your dedication|to your work.{80950}{81010}I know how you put all your|energy in everything you do.{81020}{81072}But you should also think about|yourself from time to time.{81086}{81150}You should relax a little,|find some pleasure in life.{81170}{81235}And maybe we could spend|a little more time together...{81241}{81325}That's all. Call me back|when you're done. Kiss!{81441}{81465}Hello Daniel...!{81580}{81644}Why are you still here? Have you|seen milien, I can't find him!{81645}{81679}Actually I have seen him,|he got kidnapped!{81680}{81729}Kidnapped?! You're kidding,|what good would that do?{81730}{81790}What do I know! They were all disguised|as Santa and loaded with w

eapons!{81791}{81830}Dressed as Santa? It must|be the Santa Claus gang!{81840}{81869}I guessed that much...{81870}{81920}Good job, milien! He picked up their|trail again - by himself!{81921}{81939}Actually we BOTH did!{81940}{82010}They're as good as dead!|I got an infaillible plan!{82018}{82040}And milien?{82055}{82100}He'll be fine Daniel, trust me!{82159}{82182}Get in the car!{82200}{82310}Would you mind sticking around with us?|I got a BAD feeling about


16/22

this mission!{82311}{82330}And milien?{82340}{82360}Ah, milien...{82380}{82420}Once we find the Santa Claus|gang, we find milien...{82422}{82495}but... will he still be alive?|Who knows...{82520}{82545}That's promising...{82770}{82792}Commissioner!{82795}{82825}Ah, good timing!{82840}{82875}We're just about to catch|the Santa Claus gang,{82876}{82955}we'll throw them right|into the sack, those Santas!{82975}{83020}Can... can I come with you, please?{83021}{83064}Absolutely not.|It's way too dangerous,{83065}{83130}and this arrest won't be a pretty|Christmas story, trust me!{83145}{83220}Oh, Commissioner... please...{83225}{83280}Uh...? OK, let's go then,|it's not very far...{83300}{83354}Hey!|Follow us, ok?{83720}{83740}Spread out!{83945}{83975}Yep, Christmas time is here!{83976}{84062}I'm gonna hit them with some|early fireworks, wait and see!{84068}{84099}How do you know they are here?{84100}{84200}I got my own spies! My brother Jean-|Robert works with the City Sewage...{84201}{84270}he took the police exam|with me, but failed...{84271}{84302}even though he copied|everything off me!

{84303}{84395}but he messed up the order of the|answers, so he got it all wrong!{84396}{84454}You know, that happens all the time!|A friend of mine...{84455}{84479}Ok, ok, enough!{84485}{84530}Anyway, he called me last night{84531}{84615}and told me about suspicious activities|in the mall, so I investigated...{84616}{84710}And what did I find? A tunnel|between the bank and the mall!{84730}{84825}Of course! That way they'll steal|the money and spend it right away!{84828}{84975}No! Sunday, they'll rob the CLOSED bank|and leave by the OPEN mall- as Santa!{84976}{85037}Of course! Nobody will notice them|since there are Santas everywhere!

{85038}{85105}Exactly! And that's why they've been|dressing up as Santa from thebeginning{85106}{85160}in preparation of that hold-up!|It's the biggest bank in Marseille.{85172}{85230}Of course, of course...!|Commissioner, you are a genius!{85231}{85305}No, no, Alain... I got an inherent|talent, that's true...{85312}{85360}but it's really just a|question of training.{85380}{85402}It is!{85408}{85434}Can l make a phone call?{85435}{85455}Suit yourself!{85500}{85545}Oh, ain't that funny,|milien's got the same one!{85664}{85675}Yes.{85685}{85731}{Y:i}The stupid cops|found out everything.

{85732}{85790}{Y:i}Switch to plan B.{85810}{85850}- OK!|- OK. Bye.{85868}{85925}That's such a nice language...|I mean, Chinese...{85932}{85955}It just melts in your ear!{85957}{85990}Chief, there's activity|in the parking lot.{85991}{86095}On your marks. If that four wheeled|monster appears, nail it on the spot!{86098}{86125}Roger that!{86135}{86202}The Christmas vacation is over,|Gibert will make sure of that!{86278}{86302}What the hell is that?


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{86340}{86385}Hey, where's that|big monster truck?{86440}{86520}They're getting away!|Do something!{86550}{86615}l commandeer this vehicle.|Alain, follow me!{87040}{87110}We have a beautiful view|over Marseille from here.{87112}{87179}l see that. ls it quiet,|in wintertime?{87180}{87202}Oh yes, very quiet.{87203}{87225}STOP!{87325}{87351}Commissioner, wait for me!{87352}{87415}Stop... in the name of the Law!{87430}{87515}Like I told you, Minister,|we are cruelly underfunded.{87516}{87590}Indeed... one bike for two|officers, that's too little.{87592}{87625}Way too little, yes...{88932}{89002}Tell the chopper pilot|we'll be in time.{89170}{89230}l will miss you,|my little milien...{89240}{89315}But because l like you,|I won't make you suffer...{89316}{89329}Gee, thanks...{89330}{89445}You will even have the privilege to|know the exact time of your death{89446}{89536}thanks to this highly precise|device... that's my Swiss side...!{89760}{89905}This device will set free that ball,|which will swing along the cable...{89906}{89975}and you'll have the|best seat for the show.{89980}{90049}Uh... how much time will I have?{90050}{90110}You'll have exactly 5 minutes.

{90125}{90140}Great...!{90141}{90245}Use your time well to purify|your soul, milien...{90246}{90340}It is important to thoroughly clean|your soul and come to peace...{90341}{90400}before you face your Maker.{90401}{90455}Only 5 minutes to clean up that|mess, that's a little tight there...{90465}{90500}Focus on the essential, then...{90692}{90755}I'm keeping your cell|phone as a souvenir.{90770}{90810}I am a bit sentimental...{90830}{90865}that's my Chinese side.{91080}{91130}Clean up my soul...|Yeah, right...!{91465}{91515}Right here and now, I would|sure appreciate a miracle!{91525}{91545}Even a small one...!

{91720}{91755}Oh no, not the ball...!{91784}{91810}Oh no, not the taxi!{92023}{92115}Daniel! You can't imagine|what has happened to me.{92118}{92210}lt was terrible, we must find her!|She took my cell phone...{92230}{92285}I mean, they also got|all the money...{92286}{92345}but the cell phone... that cell|phone was a gift from Petra!{92346}{92415}Imagine what would happen if she|calls and a Chinese girl answers...{92420}{92495}Uh, milien...? Tell me, did I just|save your life or was it a dream?{92496}{92559}Well, yes... so what? I would've|done the same for you!{92560}{92635}Oh yeah? That way I would have died|crushed by a cop car, that's great!

{92645}{92700}Don't say that. My driving|has improved a lot!{92705}{92779}But your manners haven't! How about|saying "thank you for saving my life"?{92780}{92855}If I don't catch that gang,|you saved my life for nothing.{92860}{92910}Gibert will kill me because|I screwed up again!{92914}{92989}We'll find that gang, but first,|tell me: ''Thank you''!{92990}{93080}Oh yeah? How are we gonna find|it, we don't have a single clue!{93081}{93110}Say: "Thank you"!{93111}{93149}THANK YOU!|THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?{93150}{93176}YEAH!


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{93298}{93355}l'm sorry, buddy.|I'm so sorry!{93360}{93450}It's... it's my nerves, I just|can't take it anymore.{93480}{93520}The Chinese girl, she...{93535}{93605}She tortured me for hours,|it's hard to recover from it.{93620}{93645}She tortured you?{93646}{93690}Yes. lt was terrible!{93730}{93750}What kind of tortures?{93751}{93800}Oh my, she did things I didn't|even know you could do!{93810}{93910}l mean, you can't imagine the things|she did. In fact I'm still sore...{93940}{94005}I mean, it hurts me just|from talking about it, Daniel.{94027}{94050}l see.{94095}{94182}Don't worry... we'll catch that|Chinese chick. Come with me.{94250}{94299}Did you see, did you overhear|anything that could help us?{94300}{94315}No...{94320}{94400}She was telling about a chopper pilot|set to pick them up somewhere, but...{94410}{94440}She had fur on her boots.{94441}{94465}Fur on her boots?{94500}{94524}You don't feel anything?{94525}{94540}No...{94550}{94570}It's cold...{94580}{94625}Oh yeah, you're right...|is that melted snow?{94626}{94715}Yes. And that means two things.|It's from somewhere high up and ne

arby.{94735}{94800}And... since they were wearing fur|boots, they're going back there...?{94820}{94845}Probably...{94855}{94910}But why would they take all that|money on a mountain top?{94915}{94945}What's on the other side|of the mountain...?{95015}{95045}Switzerland...{95060}{95085}But of course!{95090}{95155}Daniel, she's half Swiss,|so she knows the place!{95160}{95219}They'll travel by car as high as|possible, then ski back down...{95220}{95270}and what with all the tourists|there, nobody will notice them!{95278}{95345}And from the Swiss ski station,|they're taking a chopper to the bank!

{95346}{95380}That plan is awesome!{95435}{95500}So now we're looking for a ski station|that's close to the Swiss border...{95501}{95580}where you can land a chopper|and has a lot of tourists.{95630}{95665}- Val d'lsre!|- Val d'lsre!{95895}{95919}Did you just see something?{95920}{95955}No. Absolutely nothing.{95970}{96035}Sentinel N1, negative.|Nothing to report here.{96050}{96080}So where are you going|to spend your holidays?{96081}{96150}Bof, we haven't decided yet...|Probably in the snow somewhere.{96880}{96945}Now we can only hope that we|were right in our deductions...{96950}{97004}and their car is around|here somewhere.{97005}{97055}You look on the right,|I'll look on the left.

{97057}{97075}OK.{97140}{97200}milien, don't tell me you can't|tell your right from your left!{97202}{97265}Oh, you mean on|YOUR right side!{97280}{97310}I'm in front of you,|so that's MY left...{97312}{97355}You're not in front of me,|you're sitting besides me!{97356}{97430}Yes, but I imagined I was sitting|in front of you, and if I was, I...{97460}{97474}What...?{97475}{97505}Daniel! The car!{97530}{97545}Got'cha!


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{97560}{97600}Let's take a shortcut, turn|right as soon as you can!{97606}{97629}Why, you know this place?{97630}{97710}Never mind, all these ski stations|are the same. Turn right, trustme!{97711}{97780}Tell you what, I'd rather|trust myself and turn... right!{97870}{97895}Watch out!{98038}{98060}That was a close one!{98110}{98135}What is this road, Daniel?{98136}{98180}l don't know,|watch out for signs!{98285}{98335}Don't these cars look a bit strange?{98340}{98405}Nah, they're local plates...|Must be ski instructors...{98406}{98435}What are those signs saying?{98465}{98524}Says "1 min 10 sec, 2nd place"|Isn't that disturbing?{98525}{98560}Not at all, we'll do better|on the second lap...{99126}{99155}Oh shit...{99156}{99205}Look, those tracks|are from a ratrack!{99206}{99255}They must have transferred the|money into it and continued uphill.{99270}{99319}We'll never catch them,|the pursuit is over!{99320}{99355}The pursuit never stops.{99480}{99570}Daniel, I know you're fast, but|a taxi can't climb a mountain!{99580}{99615}Nothing is impossible|to a stout heart!{99800}{99845}What do you think about|my winter collection?{99890}{99920}Oh yeah, not bad at all!{99940}{99964}Tell me, you've tested this, right?

{99965}{99985}No, never...{100195}{100230}Hey, it seems to be working!{100235}{100254}Yeah I guess so...{100255}{100305}But how are we going to|find them in all that snow?{100306}{100364}How about following|their tracks, for example?{100365}{100415}Oh yes, that's a clever idea!{100490}{100550}If they manage to escape in a chopper,|is your taxi equipped forthat?{100555}{100615}milien, don't overdo it! That's|already pretty good, don't you think?{100616}{100685}Oh, I'm not complaining! But maybe|I should call the general, then...{100690}{100720}What an excellent idea!

{100725}{100790}Uh, can I borrow your cell phone?|The Chinese girl still got mine...{100940}{101045}Put the money into the rucksacks.|We must leave before sundown.{101270}{101290}{Y:i}Back to work!{101500}{101525}You think they are still there?{101535}{101560}That's hard to say...{101690}{101705}Hello?{101708}{101779}Oh, milien! Operation ''Snow-white''|has already started.{101780}{101874}I'll be with you in 10 minutes.|Your Commissioner is with me,{101875}{101920}he insisted to participate|in the operation!{101925}{101960}Oh, no...!{101990}{102020}- Commissioner!|- Yes?{102035}{102070}Are you sure that's a good idea?

{102100}{102174}Alain, l served for 18 months|in the Chasseurs Alpins,{102175}{102279}13th batallion, special forces!|So I know about mountains!{102282}{102335}Alright, but... we are high up here!{102336}{102375}Have you ever seen|snow before, Alain?{102380}{102420}Well... you know,|I'm from around here...!{102445}{102500}Ah...? Oh.|Ok then, let's go!{102540}{102565}Ok, hit the road!{102595}{102639}I'm going to take a look.|Don't want to take chances.{102640}{102664}I wouldn't do that|if I were you...{102665}{102695}Relax, just give|me 5 minutes...


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{102749}{102800}Damn it - it's always|the same story!{103015}{103072}You were right.|We should stay together.{103180}{103245}See that? You could have waited|instead of ruining my carpet...{103246}{103272}Take it easy, it's just water!{103273}{103344}No, for now it's still snow,|and snow leaves traces!{103345}{103374}Alright, I'll clean up|your fucking car!{103375}{103409}Oh yeah? How are you|gonna do that?{103410}{103500}l said, l'll clean it!|How, is my problem!{103680}{103705}Come on! Let's go.{103828}{103849}You know how to ski?{103850}{103875}No, but I know|how to drive!{105590}{105640}Damn it!|Follow me!{105735}{105769}Hey! lt's a forest, Daniel!{105770}{105799}So what? Are you scared in a forest?{105800}{105830}No, I'm scared in a car!{105930}{105975}Uh... what... what are|you doing, Daniel?{105985}{106030}Well, I think I can put|the tires back on now...{106150}{106215}There, we localized the chopper!|Get ready!{106305}{106339}Chief! Are you sure that...?{106340}{106425}Shut up Alain, I checked everything|myself this time. I'll be just fine!{106430}{106472}Ok boys, here we go!{107020}{107040}What happened?{107165}{107205}Wait for me-e-aah!

{107476}{107534}I think the cord is|a little too short...{107535}{107580}Of course it's too short!{107650}{107675}Wait, you can't do that!{107676}{107705}Oh yeah? Watch me!{107785}{107800}There we go.{107825}{107865}Wait for me...!{108080}{108195}And here comes Hans Gerhardt,|from Austria, he's the number 10...{108196}{108235}in a great shape this season...{108280}{108325}Are you sure we're on the road?{108326}{108385}I think that as long as we|follow these poles, we're good...{108402}{108500}After his record in Kitzbhl and|on this optimal race track,{108505}{108580} it's hard to think of anybody|that could outrace him...

{108690}{108775}He has set a record|on all intermediary times...{108845}{108920}He is literally flying across|this World Championship...{109060}{109130}This victory cannot escape him...{109210}{109308}Ooops - it did. A... taxi...|beats him by a split-second.{109715}{109745}lt's too calm...{110175}{110220}You could leave me|a little souvenir...{110221}{110265}Souvenirs aren't allowed|where you're headed to.{110270}{110315}However, you will have|plenty of time to clean up!{110360}{110385}Ok, take her away!{110490}{110590}Tell me, you don't seem to be very angry|considering she tortured you for hours!{110620}{110659}Well... bygones are|bygones, right?{110660}{110670}Sure...

{110671}{110734}Oh, by the way, you haven't seen|Gibert? Shouldn't he be here?{110735}{110765}{Y:i}l'm coming!{110766}{110800}Well yeah, there he is!{110805}{110884}O-oh! l am comi-i-ng!{110885}{110955}Chief! Be careful when|you're landing!{110960}{111035}Oh, don't worry milien,|it's just snow...{111055}{111100}Banzai...!{111155}{111205}Oh dear... the water must|be pretty cool, too!{111400}{111415}Hello!{111417}{111480}milien? My waters broke,|I'm about to give birth!


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{111482}{111534}What, you're giving birth?|Here? Right now?{111535}{111569}Well it's gonna take some|time, but hurry up!{111570}{111625}I'm coming Petra!|I'll be there right away!{111710}{111760}Commissioner!|Petra is having a baby!{111785}{111830}And guess who's getting|another job...{111835}{111860}Daniel!{112020}{112120}l'm here, l'm here!|Everything will be fine now.{112140}{112210}I beg you, please don't faint!|It's not the right time for this!{112211}{112295}Don't worry, everything be fine.|You hear me? You'll be fine!{112355}{112400}milien, that's not the right time!|You gotta cope with this!{112438}{112500}Watch over the monitor.|You'll see the contractions coming.{112502}{112550}- I'll see contractions on a screen?|- Yes.{112555}{112620}Watch a screen, watch a screen...|which one shows contractions?{112622}{112649}It must be this one...{112685}{112700}Yes, it's that one!{112701}{112725}Push! Push!{112730}{112760}But where do I push?{112761}{112820}Not you! She has to push|at every contraction!{112830}{112850}Contractions!{112876}{112940}Push, honey, push, push!{112945}{112985}Now breathe, breathe!{113020}{113080}Not you! She has to breathe!{113081}{113135}Breathe darling, breathe, breathe!{113180}{113200}Contractions!

{113215}{113279}Push! Push!{113280}{113305}Get out of here!{113306}{113394}Push! Get it out of here!|Come on, push, push!{113395}{113414}Now breathe...{113415}{113505}Ok, breathe!|Man the bellows, breathe, breathe!{113578}{113614}Ok, one more time,|I can see the head!{113615}{113645}The head...?{113646}{113670}Contractions, milien!{113671}{113790}Ok darling, push the head!|Push the head! Push it outta there!{113791}{113815}Contractions!{113830}{113854}Almost there!{113855}{113964}One more time my love, push!|Push! Breathe! Sneeze! Puke!{113965}{114005}Ok, now relax.

{114070}{114125}Relax, relax, relax...{114160}{114195}It's a beautiful baby boy.{114200}{114225}Relax everything...{114435}{114470}I'm a daddy...{114550}{114585}Would you like to cut|the umbilical cord?{114655}{114730}Maybe we should wait a little|with that if you don't mind...{115150}{115180}What are you doing here?{115182}{115205}Training...{115220}{115250}Why? Are you pregnant?{115260}{115300}No, but the woman|l love is pregnant.{115320}{115360}And I want to be ready|when my time comes.{115395}{115490}Where did you find a woman stupid enough|to have a baby with a draft of air?

{115492}{115585}l was very lucky.|And I promised her things.{115590}{115620}Like what?{115635}{115734}To spend more time with her than with|my car, to become the bestof daddies...{115735}{115750}And the fridge?{115751}{115770}The fridge is empty!{115780}{115870}I would also be the best of husbands,|if she agrees to marry me,that is...{115900}{115920}And did she believe you?{115925}{115945}Not at all!


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{115965}{116024}In fact, it's the first time in her life|that she made a real mistake.{116045}{116085}Because right now,|I was absolutely sincere.{116150}{116220}What men lack is not sincerity,|it's the time to apply it.{116235}{116290}The time to make all these|nice words possible.{116330}{116370}Lily, would you marry me?{116395}{116455}That's easy, now that you made me|pregnant, you feel compelled...{116458}{116475}Lily!{116510}{116605}In any case, you're not doing it right.|We are very traditionalin our family!{116700}{116765}Lily, would you give me the|honour to become my wife?{116800}{116820}It depends...{116830}{116855}Depends on what?{116878}{116915}On how good of|a lover you are...{116945}{116969}You got one hour|to convince me!{116970}{116995}You'll never last!{117005}{117030}Wanna bet?{117055}{117120}"Intensive care"{117285}{117320}milien...{117365}{117415}milien!

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