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Tbe Candor of Youth. • The Eternal Feminine,

"Big girls,"

In fElr Japan the maidens poseLike this, in clinging robe,

And i ggle spheres, the while tneir toesKick at a tricksy globe;

With joyous smile they hold y<ur eye,And they deceive it, too.

Thl damsels I Ah, 'tis what they tryAll o'er the world to do.

KISMET. fie Owned It, 7'00.The eclipse of the me n

Obse,ve ,'''s /Iffle 110'. L was on.Upon"'s 'eac"e,'s ,"air U Is thllot t4@ ea.rth' 8

II He placed a /llfle pin.shadow1" ",'1l11 til lIttle

.•.. - boy .

1-[ (~ Wilb polotup 10 Ibe air. " It used to b, my IIpn,"

Ii ~,w s the nstr cttv .. -aul. allsenlmlodedl,.

sw r. "But It j>elonp aMr. Morgap n~,"

1/1iswicked liflle ell,Forgol wbal "e had dtle. Woman "tJolv tQ be

ADd salon II bimsell. good-Iookln ••

I P inR It AI ng.(

Ilight here at home -the maidens fairPlay xnany juggling parts;

71th nimble hands they fill the airWith hosts of whirling hearts ;

TW glob, i,at their feet, and theyDe(lllive the eye of man.

It II been gentle woman'. way~ itlce :first the world began.

Him to Work. lop 0' tho Mornin' COITOSP "denee School

'Page of Roman HistF'lu ·11.-d tth vi tory, C )1, Jull\lll C;,es r Ictt thar s I h n 1J00th." He 10 ntr I, 'he dd. al JTlEl 1'\0 e', A IItU", loud ,plea ." said Central."Give rot: ROME."" Stan 1 closer to the 'phone, put your lips against the receiver,

tone" ord red Centr, I"ThinK [ am going to climb I to this thtng f" asked C ear,

Rome or there'll be anc ther magazine article provided for arouc ntral illust atlon.'

"It has always been a wonder to m,," e nfes elt tile ton4 WIfe, •• w~t ou could have see in me to make you chooseme for your bnd ."

"Row strangely the thoughts of husband and wife acquire similartty," mused the kind husband.It took him some time to argue her out of the idea of going home to mother,

IN BElt' IN.TONSO M.

t 0 hours each morning to ala

car f 1 treatment. ' Is1"

"W II H " asks the gruff poet, as the butler brings a card. "'s it that barber I••",fo.'"

"Vel, sIr," I. the reply, " and he has brought with 111mthe buying agent of a hair-pillowmanufaclurer, who requests to be permitted to bid on your surplus hair ttlr 'he flext year. "

Tb devil. and eye- ANOTHER WIRELESS SYSTEM. One of th duestbrows, and brunette things In hie ts m nhair are not always "Mr. nd ~Irs. Grouch," ay th neighbor With on us or hi80 black as th y ar "nave not poken to e ch other f' rt n year. I' atn ensuringpainted. Tho send al their messa es to 0 0 another br t r who arrtes

••• by their oun son," an aroma 0 t II I'

any II. man can reo "Ah' Vie comment, "sort of a Wireless With h',~member thrng that system," -nev r hap pet d to "'Vlrele?' An " Impromptu'him, but he can't for- "Yes. They communicate through the heir. spe -ch call for justg t lots of things he do they not.' _as m ch mental in e-wishes he had never 'I'hen we g t out the blackboard and the nulty be I' hand ashapp ned to be con- chalk and made It all pain to him. "huen.settl g of a springn ct d wlth. ,.... •• "

"T ere goes t'hat witty MissMunnclgn of Arnertca," sa)" thecount to the colo e1. I Her fathermade his money b) Inventing asubstitute for coal. and I tc 11yoush I" a brick,""Ah, yes," comment" the colonel,"but would It not be mere ap-propl'htetto call her a t rlquette?"

ears!

On the L C.. E. & 13-R-R-R.-~-=

t r.' at here. Thissatlon of chewing th

Onl I. /SzckgrouDd tamat.ur Ihllt ca'i -" Sa"what Ir. 'au cl.tlor?"Onl In FOllground-" I'm

Ih' rlllllle IldY'1mild."" IIlIltie' '"Yea n•••'1 10 be I big T e s n sl.tnes on th JU t and utIJu I.

d nnlr In thillra! mnl ollhl shone OIl the iust th arctic ntl!hl w()ulJ /J tI"f rat act, Ind I go on slrlkebe!orlthl curtain gall up," 0 -e tile earth,

THE BRUTE.I' ten below; the tIn ice and snow thIn that cold spot t" It mak us hot t

The f)Imp le,ller,', a dimple on hr shoulder-And Ihe lilmple comes and goes,

WhIle the SWalD Is widely blushIngAnd alfempling to propose

There's ~ dimple on her sboulderWhy do maIdens so dec ve?

Though 10 him she's all lention.She IS laughing up her sl eve.

REVISED.tt could eat no fat.oul'd' at no lean-

t T t w s too m v-d Why,

Located at Last."1 have found the erm that c 1U men to

seek the north II Ie" saerts the first savant."You have?" asks the second "That I~ a

wondetful achievement. How cId you findthe germ?""I was looking fol' the cause of scrrvener'a

paraly Is."Remembering the tendency of polar ex-

plorers to write ~ r the magazines, we won-der that th germ mas not dlscov re ongere thIs.

Lots of peo Ie p t In t' I) hot' s W shtug' f rsomething th y could earn in twent minutes.

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pint

Ves," sigbed Miss Leadem, ••tbis divan is an beirloom in our family. There I. ao,ood til , fclr tenbas been propo ed to wbile sbe sat upon It."eemlOglY00 u _ youth gazed at ber dreamily and commented:

so ? Odd, isn t it, how tbese 0111 ::::nil eR oersist in clinging to tbeir bansbees and feuds allel other NOOS?"

Teacher (instruct ng class In physlology)-fI Hiramthe I!fiIity of the vermiform appendix? What do the sof it i "

Hi/am-fI Aw, cut it ou" I ain't got datfur ylt."