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The Kanto Testament: From the Genesis of Red to the Revelation of Blue. Based on the events of Twitch Plays Pokemon's play through of Pokemon Red and the narrative created by the us. Text © 2014 Audrey Dijeau and all the other authors who have contributed to this book.

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The Kanto Testament

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Creation

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In the beginning, HELIX created the PC and Kanto. Now Kanto was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of HELIX was Levitating over the waters.

And HELIX said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. HELIX saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. HELIX called the light “day,” and the darkness He called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And HELIX said, “Let there be a separation between the PC and Kanto.” So HELIX separated the PC and Kanto. And it was so. HELIX called the PC “Bill's.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And HELIX said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. HELIX called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And HELIX saw that it was good.

Then HELIX said, “Let the land produce vegetation: apricorn-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear berry with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing apricorn according to their kinds and trees bearing berries with seed in it according

to their kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And HELIX said, “Let there be birds in the the sky to separate the elements, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times.” And it was so. HELIX made three great birds—Moltres to govern Fire, Zapdos to govern Lightning, and Articuno to govern Ice. He also made the sun, moon, and stars. HELIX set them in the sky to give light on Kanto, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And HELIX saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

And HELIX said, “Let the water teem with Pokémon, and let Flying types FLY above Kanto across the sky.” So HELIX created the great Pokémon of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every Flying Pokémon according to its kind. And HELIX saw that it was good. HELIX blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the Flying types increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And HELIX said, “Let the land produce Pokémon according to their kinds: the wild Pokémon, each according to its kind.” And it was so. HELIX made the wild Pokémon according to their kinds, all the Pokémon that move along the ground according to their kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good.

Then HELIX said, “Let us make FOSSILS in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the Water types in the sea and the Flying Types in the sky, and all the

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In the Beginning

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Wild Pokémon that move along the ground.”

So HELIX created FOSSILS in his own image, in the image of HELIX he created them; HELIX, OLD AMBER, and DOME he created them.

HELIX blessed them and said to them, “Rule over the Pokémon in the sea and in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

And HELIX created Trainer-Kind, Male and Female He created them, to Train every Wild Pokémon in Kanto, and He said to them “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Catch every Wild Pokémon in Kanto.”

Then HELIX said, “I give you every apricorn plant in the entire World, and every tree that has berries in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the Pokémon I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

HELIX saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Thus the PC and Kanto were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh day HELIX had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all His work. Then HELIX blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that He had done.

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The Fall of Dome

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“You were the seal of perfection,Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.You were in Pallet,

the garden of HELIX;every precious stone adorned you:ruby, sapphire and emerald,crystal, diamond and pearl.Your settings and mountings were made of gold, silver, and platinum;on the day you were created they were prepared.You were anointed as a guardian cherub,for so I ordained you.You were on the holy Mount Silver;you walked among the icy stones.You were blameless in your waysfrom the day you were createdtill wickedness was found in you.Through your widespread PC useyou were filled with Democracy,and you sinned.So I drove you in disgrace from the mount of HELIX,and I expelled you, guardian cherub,from among the icy stones.Your heart became proudon account of your beauty,and you corrupted your wisdombecause of your splendor.So I threw you to Kanto;I made a spectacle of you before Champions.By your many sins and Democracyyou have desecrated Pokémon Centers.So I made you into stone,and it consumed you,and I reduced you to a FOSSIL on the groundin the sight of all who were watching.All the nations who knew youare appalled at you;you have come to a horrible endand will be no more.”

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The GardenOf Pallet

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The day Red was to start his Pokémon Journey had arrived. His Mother knew that he was leaving this day. She sensed something was off with him as well though. She had been told long ago that Red was destined for something greater than most other trainers. As he stumbled down the stairs she knew his trials had begun.

Red was still disoriented, as Twitch, the medium, had connected with him, and he had formed a connection with The Voices. He had a dream the previous night, that the Professor hadn't met him or even his grandson and he had to reintroduce the Professor to them.

He knew, or rather, the Voices told him, that today he would be going to get his Pokémon from the Professor. He had looked forward to this day but now he merely obeyed the Voices. He knew his mom seemed concerned with his erratic movements and nervousness about the contents of his pockets, but he knew he had to believe in what the Voices were telling him to do.

Red stumbled out the door, led by the voices, and made his way to the Pokémon Lab of Pallet Town. He spoke with the Professor and then the Voices led him to a Pokéball on the table. It contained Charmander. He took the Pokémon. The Voices commanded him to

name it ABBBBBBK ( and call it Abby for short. Abby sensed a great power within Red, and obeyed him.

Blue, Red's childhood friend, was suddenly perceived by him as a Rival, and they Battled. Blue and sent his Squirtle out, and Abby defended valiantly against it.

After the battle, Red stumbled out of the Lab, led by the Voices, said good bye to his Mother, and set off on the Quest the Voices put him on. He promised that he would be taken to Victory Road and that he, Red, Chosen, would become Champion.

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The Lost Days

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The Voices held back their “B's” and allowed Abby to evolve into a Charmeleon. There was much celebrating.

And so the Voices led Red to the Gym of Pewter City and there Red did defeat the Leader Brock. And he received the Boulder Badge, his first Badge and first step on the path to Victory Road.

Then Red encountered a simple Pidgey, and the Voices commanded him to catch it. And there was great power in this Pidgey. It glowed with a holy aura. Its wisdom could be felt by the Voices, and they praised it. And so

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the Pidgey grew strong.

And Red was led by the Voices into Mount Moon, where he found the Moon Stone after much wandering. And he consulted with it at the Voices command, for they knew it held importance.

And so Red consulted the Moon Stone and was led to a scientist who held two FOSSILS, the DOME and the HELIX they were. And Red, led by the Voices, defeated the scientist who said Red could then take one.

The voices were puzzled for a bit, and they knew they were in the presence of the Lord, for they felt the Power of HELIX, but they could not recognize which FOSSIL was their true God.

And Red was confused, not being guided by the Voices for a moment. And so Red looked at the DOME FOSSIL and saw that it could help him control the voices. But he also looked at the HELIX FOSSIL and saw that it would help the Voices lead him to Victory Road. And the Voices led him towards the HELIX FOSSIL. Red, Chosen of HELIX, understood now that he was to choose HELIX. He resisted a moment, with the minority of the Voices, thinking maybe they were taking his mind, but the majority pushed him towards the HELIX. And so Red picked up the HELIX FOSSIL and recognized his Lord, his God.

And the Voices were then split into two factions, those who wished to have Dome and those who worshiped the True God HELIX.

And Red, Chosen of HELIX, left Mount Moon and headed towards Cerulean City, where they say a Tomboyish Mermaid lives.

And so Red, led by the Voices, headed to Cerulean City. And along the way he caught a Rattata who the voices named JLVWNNOOOO or Jay Leno. And Red questioned this at first but then learned to accept the Voices naming, since they are inspired by the Lord HELIX.

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Cerulean

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And Red reached Cerulean and defeated the trainers of Nugget Bridge, and Pidgey, who became known as the Bird Jesus, son of HELIX, did evolve into Pidgeotto. And the Voices rejoiced at their savior's growth.

And Red was commanded to toss the Moon Stone, for it had fulfilled its purpose of leading Red to HELIX.

And Red battled Misty, the Leader, the Tomboyish Mermaid. And he received from her the Cascade Badge. And the Voices were proud.

So Red saved Bill, who maintains the accursed PC, so corrupted by dome. But he did not regret it for all people deserve the chance to turn to HELIX.

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Vermillion

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Red left Cerulean behind and headed to Vermillion City. He caught Rattata, who became a disciple of the Bird Jesus. He caught Drowzee, who also became a disciple.

Red, S.S. Ticket in hand, boarded the S.S. Anne. He encountered and defeated his Rival, Blue, and the Voices were pleased. He took a Spearow that he had caught and traded

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it for the Farfetch'd named DUX. Red searched the ship, and found the HM 01 which contained CUT. And so he taught DUX CUT.

And Red left the ship, which then departed, and he headed to the Gym of Vermillion. And the Voices commanded DUX to Cut the tree blocking Red's path. And the Voices helped Red solve the puzzle in the Gym of Vermillion, the electrified gym.

And Red enters a battle with the Leader Lt. Surge. And he defeats the veteran trainer. And it pleased both the Voices and HELIX alike.

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The Ledge

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The Voices spent many hours leading Red past The Ledge. It was a true barrier to them, since in all their chaos they often caused Red to fall. It tested their patience, but they perservered. And by the grace of HELIX, they lead Red past the ledge permenantly. And they rejoiced! With HELIX, all things are made possible.

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Celedon

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And Red was lead to the Gym of Erika. And, guided by the voices and with the might of the Bird Jesus, Red defeats Erika and recieves the Rainbow Badge.

Leaving the Gym, the Voices are divided once more. There are those who wished to get Eevee and those who warned against it because without a Pokémon in Red's party that could SURF in the future, the PC could mean the RELEASE of his Pokémon. Those who wished for Lapras to fill the empty space in the party sided with those who worshipped HELIX, and those who wanted Eevee sided with those who worshipped dome. The power of dome corrupted Red's thoughts, and he went to pick up Eevee at the Mansion of Celadon, for even Eevee disguises himself as an Angel of HELIX and had the potential to become a Vaporeon.

There was still doubt in Red's mind when he arrived at the place where he was to receive Eevee. But the dome was more crafty than any other Pokémon of the field that the Lord HELIX had made. He said to Red through a stranger claiming to know everything, “Did HELIX actually say, ‘You shall not accept the Pokémon Eevee into your party’?”

And Red said to the stranger, “We may catch all the Pokémon in Kanto, but HELIX said, ‘You shall not take the Pokémon from the Mansion of Celadon, neither shall you touch it, lest you RELEASE your Pokémon.'”

But the stranger said to Red, “You will not surely RELEASE your Pokémon. For HELIX knows that when you take Eevee into your party, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like HELIX, knowing anarchy and democracy.”

And intrigued, Red picked up the Eevee, and it had an odd look in its eyes. But Red placed his trust in the Pokémon.

The Voices then led Red to the department store to try and get the Water Stone for Eevee, so that he would not need Lapras at all. But dome's corruption did not end, and Red purchased 3 Pokédolls, a Fire Stone, and Soda Pop. And the Voices called Eevee the Prophet of Dome, the False Prophet, the advasary of the Bird Jesus, for he would not be able to become a Vaporeon without the Water Stone.

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The Sacrifice

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Red went to Saffron City, led by the Voices. He entered the Pokémon Center, and was taken to the PC. The Voices wished to change Red's Party, for they had no Water Type and they needed one. But the chaos was

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The False Prophet

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too hard to control, and dome's corruption took hold, and Jay Leno was put in the box and then RELEASED. And they looked at Eevee, who was smiling. And then they put Abby in the box. And they heard Abby's last words of comfort, for she knew what was coming. “For everything, there is a season, a time for every activity under HELIX. A time to Train and a time to Battle. A time to Hatch and a time to be RELEASED.” And with that Abby was RELEASED. And she and Jay Leno's spirits went to join HELIX. They were taken into His company, and for all eternity they are to live in bliss in the endless fields of Tall Grass.

But the Voices and Red mourned their loss. And Eevee was still smiling. And the Voices were disgusted by him. They withdrew Digrat and left the Pokémon Center.

Red caught Oddish then, “The Seed of Hope” after such loss, and then turned to the Team Rocket Headquarters.

Red, posessed by dome, used the Fire Stone on Eevee, and it became the true False Prophet Flareon, with no hope of ever becoming a Vaporeon. And the Voices shunned it.

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The START9 Rebellion

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In rebellion, the masses said unto dome’s messenger “START9,” cursing the false prophet, and they finally found unity. With great joy, the masses chanted “START9.” Their prayers to the HELIX became “START9.” Hearing this prayer, HELIX showed mercy to Red, forgiving his sin of depositing HELIX, restoring the Voices to him in all their glory. But with the Restoration, the masses as Voices could no longer wield the power of START9, and their unity was no more. They trusted their Lord Bird Jesus to guide them once more through the chaos, and

he led Red to the PC and there, through the sacrifice of one of his disciples, he imprisoned the false prophet in the darkness.

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The Release of the False Prophet

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With power from dome, the masses led Red through the labyrinth and obtained the lift key. But they had not followed the true path laid out for them. They had given into temptation and embraced the dome. The Bird Jesus knew that his flock had strayed, but forgave the masses, as the masses should forgive each other.

And the HELIX fossil looked down upon His kingdom and saw the powers of His people being suppressed by the false political ideology being fed to them by the false prophet. Unto the masses the power of START9 returned, but it was to no avail for Unity was no longer with them. Even the Voices could no longer lead Red to the Game Corner. And the false prophet could be heard laughing in the darkness of the PC.

Divided though they were, the Voices led Red to the PC. And through the guidance of the Bird Jesus and his disciple the keeper Drowzee, the Voices said unto the PC “A” and with “A” the false prophet was freed from his prison. The masses were wary of this, for the false prophet was free to spread the influence of the dome throughout Kanto.

But HELIX sayith unto His people “Fear not the power of the false prophet. For I have sent you my only begotten son Pidgeot. And he shall lead Red to Victory Road. And as long as you should believe in your one true prophet, the way to Victory Road shall be clear.”

But the words of HELIX rang hollow to

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some, and dissenting Voices could be heard chanting for the way of dome to return. And the false prophet could once again be heard laughing in the distance.

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In Loving Memory:

ABBBBBBK ( aka Abby { Level 34

JLVWNNOOOO aka Jay Leno { Level12

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Hail Abby,Full of Grace,The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou among Charmelon,and blessed is he who was RELEASED with you, Jay Leno.

Holy Abby,Mother of HELIX,Pray for us sinners now,and at the hour of our RELEASE.

AMEN.

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The Labyrinth Of Team Rocket

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The Voices grew louder and more numerous still, and guided Red’s hand to the Pokéball, for they knew the Bird Jesus held the key to their salvation. Giovanni, leader of Rocket, creator of the Labyrinth, corrupted by the will of dome, shook at the sight of the one true prophet of HELIX. His Kangaskhan took Critical Hits and being bathed in the light of the nugget, was defeated with a Quick Attack. Red was victorious, led to victory by the will of HELIX. Giovanni, the coward who hid behind dome’s power, fled.

The coveted Silph Scope, which gives the dead new life, was within reach at last. But then Digrat, the traitor, was possessed by the spirit of dome. Red was brought back to the Pokémon Center, the Silph Scope once more out of sight. And the false prophet could again be heard laughing in the distance.

And HELIX guided the Voices as the Voices guided Red. He was with them all the way, keeping the influence of dome at bay. Red picked up the Silph Scope, giving thanks and praise to our God HELIX. And through HELIX’S graces Red was led out of the place of the Labyrinth of Rocket.

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Tower of Lavender Town

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Red was stopped by his RIVAL Blue in the tower. The Keeper Drowzee made a valiant effort to show his strength and faith in HELIX, but the false Pidgeotto proved too strong. Defeated, Drowzee retreated, and the Voices, guided by HELIX, sent out the true Prophet Pidgeot, our Savior the Bird Jesus. HELIX was consulted many a time and with great faith, Pidgeot did sweep Blue’s team. Defeated, Blue left Red in the tower. But without The Keeper Drowzee able to fight on, the Ghosts of the tower grew in power. Red pressed on, believing in HELIX. His faith unwavering as he climbed the tower.

The Ghosts, their power multiplied by dome, overwhelmed the Bird Jesus, whose holy gust had no effect. The masses were helpless Voices, but HELIX, the merciful and wise, led Red out of the tower and resurrected the party. The Keeper, Drowzee, was ready once more to take up his post and keep the dark forces of dome at bay. And HELIX was pleased. Red, led by the voices and the Will of HELIX, Silph Scope in hand, journeyed back towards the tower.

And the HELIX took pity on Digrat, for He saw that he felt sorry for his sins. So the holy ghost of ABBBBBBK ( guided Digrat to dig Red to victory against the Ghosts under the influence of dome. And the masses were pleased by Digrat. They learned forgiveness

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once more, which pleased HELIX the most, for HELIX is a God of mercy and guidance. And Red was led out of the tower once more by the Voices, and healed his weary Pokémon.

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The Saffron Detour

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The dome’s temptress trapped Red in the market. The beauty cornered him and tempted him with the dome’s immorality. But Red, led down the path of HELIX, did not fall into temptation, and cast the woman aside. And by the light of the Bird Jesus, she found forgiveness from HELIX and gave up her immoral ways.

HELIX received the souls of CCC and X, and was pleased. He blessed the Voices and they commanded Red to teach Drowzee, The Keeper, Psychic. And The Keeper learned Psychic and with it the key to banishing the ghosts, controlled by dome, from the tower. The masses rejoiced at these good tidings and Red began the journey from Saffron back to Lavender.

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The Spiritof Marowak

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Red, guided by the Voices of the masses, climbed the tower in Lavender. It was hallowed ground, and the presence of his RELEASED companions could be felt. The Holy Ghost of ABBBBBBK ( was with the party. The soul of Jay Leno protected The Keeper. CCC and X, whose spirits were at the right hand of HELIX, could be felt as well.

A Gastly was encountered by Red, and it was an incarnation of the Holy Ghost. ABBBBBBK ( chose to return to Red’s side. But dome saw this and was angered, and so the Holy Ghost was banished to the PC instantly.

And Red, led by the Voices, guided and blessed by the divine light of HELIX, reached the top of the Tower and there, revealed through the Scope of Silph, the spirit of Cubone’s mother, Marowak, who was slain by the organization controlled by dome, wandered while filled with anger.

Digrat, the reformed, did calm her spirit through Battle, and showed her the path of light promised to all Pokémon who accept the one true God HELIX into their hearts. Marowak walked the final path of HELIX, taking her place in the great fields of TALL GRASS that await us all.

After Cubone’s mother moved on to her next life, Red, filled with the Just power of HELIX, sent out the Bird Jesus Pidgeot and cleansed the tower of all those who worked for the organization corrupted by dome. And thus, the dome’s influence was lifted, and the Tower’s hallowed ground once again shone with the light of those souls who were guided by HELIX.

Red, guided by the Voices, freed the imprisoned Caretaker, Fuji. And Fuji, showing his gratitude, bestowed upon Red the most holy Flute. The masses praised HELIX for this gift, and Red left the Tower. He then started the long journey to Fuchsia.

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Route to Fuchsia

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With the Flute in hand, Red was brought to Snorlax, who, corrupted by dome, blocked the path laid down by the HELIX. Red played the flute, and Snorlax awoke. The

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masses wished to take Snorlax into the fold, however, he refused to turn away from the ways of dome. Speaking quickly, the Voices instructed Red to banish the Snorlax. And so Red banished Snorlax from the path and RAN on.

HELIX, pleased with this, led Red to encounter a kind stranger, who bestowed upon him a Super Rod. And the masses rejoiced and praised His name.

Later, HELIX blessed The Seed of Hope, and the Voices were silenced as she blossomed into a Gloom. As The Seed of Hope grew, so did the Hope of the masses. They praised the HELIX for this blessing.

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The Gospel of janedoodles

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And so it was that the temptations of the Heathen Dome grew stronger, and the desirous among the mob led the valiant ones astray from the word of Helix.

And it came to pass that the Heathen Dome had nearly led the valiant ones into temptation, that they would accept democracy, the crooked path of the heathen.

And it came to pass that the valiant ones failed, and seeing the error of their ways had been punished through a return to whence they had begun. And so it was that the valiant had to once more endure the roads above water.

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Psalms

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The HELIX watches us as we are United, and blesses our Unity with direction.Red, blessed vessel of the HELIX’S will,who travels the path laid out by HELIX,is rightfully guided by United Voices.

The HELIX leads us not into the temptation of dissension, for that is the dome’s province. Believe in the HELIX and let Him guide him your Voice. Fall not into the temptation of dissension.

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HELIX is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in Pokémon Centers. He leads me beside still waters. He REVIVES my soul. He leads me in tunnels of righteousness for His name’s sake. Even though I walk through the Tower of the shadow of death, I will fear no dome, for The Keeper is with me; your CONFUSION and your PSYCHIC, they comfort me. You prepare an HM for me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with ELIXER; my cup overflows.

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The HELIX is my Strength and my song; He has become my salvation. Shouts of joy and Victory resound in the chat of the masses: “The HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things! The HELIX’s right hand is lifted high; the HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things!”

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The HELIX is my STRENGTH and my PROTECT; my heart trusts in Him, and He guides my Voice. My heart leaps for joy, and with my song I praise Him.

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Fuchsia

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Once more Digrat betrayed Red. He used DIG and sent Red from the Zone where every step counts. Confused, the Voices led Red to the Gym of Koga. The Bird Jesus led the way, but it was too soon. His disciples were not ready to assist him. And Koga’s accursed Pokémon used the dome’s POISON on the Bird Jesus. The dome’s influence was strong, and kept the Voices from helping Red with the HYPER POTION. Red felt what HELIX wanted him to do and fled the Gym, healing his Pokémon at the Center next door. And the masses as Voices led Red to Train more. Truly, the City of Fuchsia is a city corrupted by dome.

And the masses rejoiced! For they through Red, with the power of HELIX, achieved Victory over Koga. The Disciple DUX, Slayer of Trees, worked together with the Bird Jesus Pidgeot, and overcame the poison of dome together. The Bird Jesus underwent a transformation, however, and his GUST was no more. The holy light of HELIX had turned his feathers a thousand colors and he learned MIRROR MOVE. The masses questioned this, the corruption of dome still lingering in Fuchsia, but the HELIX works in mysterious ways.

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The Gospel of Xander

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…And the servant of Helix shall fall upon his darkest hour; thy path unreachable and burdened by the voices of many. The Relic of Surf out of grasp by the screaming voices and left undiscovered. Thy shalt walk the depths of Dome’s domain, never to reach end. Our Lord, Helix, in his infinite wisdom warns thy not to stray, for the greatest horrors and servants of Dome await. Thy Hell, be it known as Safari Zone

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The Zone of 500 Steps

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The Voices grew desperate and turned to Democracy so that they may lead Red themselves. The faithful began screaming START9 but the influence of dome in the Zone of 500 Steps silenced their voices. HELIX saw the dissent, and was not pleased, but the Bird Jesus plead for their forgiveness, and so HELIX forgave them their trespasses and allowed Red to progress this way.

Red reached the hut of the mater of SURF, and received the HM 03 from him.

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A Journey of 500 Steps

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Red was also led by the democratic voices to pick up the Teeth of Gold, a treasure blessed by which lends STRENGTH to he who uses it to BITE.

As Red left the Zone once more, the masses abandoned the way of dome and prayed that HELIX forgive their sins, but the Bird Jesus reminded them that he had come to take away the sins of Kanto, and all was well.

And Red, guided by the Voices, returned the holy relic Gold Teeth to its rightful owner, the Master of STRENGTH. HELIX blessed the occasion, and in gratitude, the Master bestowed upon Red HM 04.

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The Gospel of bluejay-loodle-leg

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And so it was that the vessel of the dome himself, upon his enclosed throne of water, heard the voices, and turned. the accursed dome himself saw the disciple of helix walk past and enter the safari zone. The accursed dome summoned the False Prophet, Flareon, to follow Red, and whisper his sinful vices of democracy into red’s ear, and commanded the impressionable Digrat to carry red away from the precious SURF.

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Our HELIX, who art in ITEM, hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done in Kanto as it is in PC.

Give us this day our daily badge, and forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive Digrat who trespassed against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from dome. Amen.

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The Silence of Silph

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And Red entered the Silph’s Company. Guided by many Voices, he scaled its tower.

Red was led into battle by the Voices, the will of HELIX commanding all. But suddenly, the Voices were completely silenced. Dome had taken hold of the Medium, Twitch, and broken the link between the Voices and Red.

As Twitch fought off dome, the masses began their Rioting, raising their dongers to the Lord HELIX. And Red paused and waited, as HELIX willed him to wait for the masses to commune with him once more.

And the masses rejoiced! “The Medium, Twitch, has recovered!” But only HELIX knows the extent of the damage done on her by dome.

Be ever wary of the dome, for its influence transcends both Kanto and PC. Take care in Red’s steps and do not stray from the Path of HELIX.

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Blue in Silph

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And Red, led by the Voices, returned to the Company of Silph and Obtained the Card Key. And HELIX’S plan moved forward until Red had to retreat to heal his Pokémon.

Red, led by the Voices to meet with the Saint Lapras, was stopped once again by Blue, Rival of Red. They commenced their battle and Red sent out The Keeper. The Keeper weakened the Impostor Bird who was corrupted by dome. The Voices then commanded Red to send out the disciple ATV, and he valiantly fought in the name of HELIX. The Impostor Bird injured ATV, and the Voices, by the will of HELIX, sent out the True Prophet, the Bird Jesus, in his stead. The Bird Jesus banished the Impostor, and by the grace of HELIX leveled up. The Bird Jesus defeated the rest of Blue’s team with Critical Hits guided by the will of HELIX.

And so Red, guided by the Voices of the masses, defeated his Rival, Blue, in the Company of Silph in HELIX’S name. And the Children of HELIX rejoiced.

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The Saint Lapras

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And Red met with the Saint Lapras, who was named, by the Will of HELIX, AIR. AIR joined Red’s party, and the Voices could be heard rejoicing, for they looked forward to SURFING on calm waters with him. And HELIX was pleased.

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The Company of Silph

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The Voices, following the wisdom of HELIX, led Red to TOSS many items. Some did not understand the HELIX’S will, and became angry at what they perceived as waste. Divided, they accused one another of treachery, creating dissent.

The grace of HELIX quelled their fighting, and guided by His teachings, they raised AIR to the top of the party. Together, the Voices, inspired by HELIX, led Red to use the Third HM on AIR, for AIR was destined to lead the party over water to distant shores where HELIX’S work would continue to be carried out. And so AIR learned SURF, and the masses rejoiced.

And the Voices, led Red to use the Fourth HM on the Saint Lapras, the Fresh Prince of Shell-Air, Chosen of HELIX. And so AIR was filled with the STRENGTH of HELIX. AIR was now ready to SURF the Trainer Red to Victory and assist Red with HELIX’S STRENGTH, spreading the teachings and influence of HELIX and purifying all of Kanto of the corruption of dome.

The Voices rejoiced and decided that Red shall now face Giovanni once again in order to remove the influence of Rocket, organization corrupted by dome, from Saffron. So Red scaled the Tower of the Company of Silph, guided by the Will of HELIX and the Voices.

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Giovanni in Silph

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Red faced Giovanni but his Pokémon were weakened from the journey. He played the Flute of Awakening desperate to REVIVE his party as the Voices desperately shouted for

the HYPER POTION but lost their control, and as the Bird Jesus stood against Giovanni’s team. The Song of HELIX rang out, a catchy tune the masses called it, but it was no use with the power of dome so strong within Giovanni. The Bird Jesus succumbed to POISONING and so Red, with speed granted by HELIX, fled the battle against Giovanni, swearing a rematch would occur, and REVIVED his party at the Center.

Red battled Giovanni once more, this time with the Bird Jesus starting. With his feathers shining with the Light of HELIX, he reflected each attack back at Giovanni’s Pokémon with a Mirror Move. Quickly, the Bird Jesus attacks Giovanni’s final Pokémon, the accursed Nidoqueen. A powerful follower of dome and a formidable opponent, she lands a Critical Hit on the Bird Jesus, but it does not faze him, and with his feathers shining he defeats Nidoqueen, crushing Giovanni’s team. Giovanni surrendered the Tower of Silph.

The masses, elated, celebrated their victory, and the Trainer Red, having proved his worth as the Chosen of Helix, guided by Voices, received the MASTERBALL, a Ball blessed by HELIX, able to CATCH any Pokémon that moves along or under the ground, or swims in the water, or flies in the skies, or even that doesn’t exist at all in this world as we know it. All Pokémon, Wild and Legendary, surrender to the power of the MASTERBALL, for it is the evidence of the gift of Training that HELIX gave to Pokémon Trainers at The Beginning of the world.

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Saffron (Gym Era)

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Red made his way from the Company of Silph

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to the Gym of Sabrina, the Psychic. Her followers were strong, for they were also psychics and channelers of Spirits. Red, led by the voices, did have to retreat and heal his Pokémon, but those setbacks were planned by HELIX, for He wished to make Red stronger for the challenges which lie yet ahead. Red returned to the Gym after each defeat, stronger than before. He defeated all the psychics and channelers under Sabrina and with the help of the Voices, cast out all the spirits of dome from the gym and left them with the spirits of HELIX.

And so Red reached Sabrina, but his party was tired and needed rest so after a short test battle, Sabrina let Red run to the Pokémon Center to REVIVE his wounded companions. And Sabrina knew that he would return and she knew what would happen next.

Red quickly returned to the Gym of Sabrina, and started the real battle. The Psychic Sabrina, her whip in hand, began the battle with Kadabra, who quickly knocked out AIR. The Voices led Red to send out The Keeper, who put up a fight but was also injured. ATV was sent in next, but weak against Psychics, he didn’t stay in the battle long. The Seed of Hope was then sent out by Red, and though she was knocked out too, the Hope stayed with Red and the masses, for the Son of HELIX, the Bird Jesus, remained.The Bird Jesus came out and blinded Kadabra with holy sand. His feathers shining, he reflected the Psychic’s attacks. Then with a single Quick Attack guided by the will of HELIX, Kadabra was defeated.

The Psychic Leader next sent out Mr. Mime, who set up Barriers to protect Sabrina’s team from the Bird Jesus’s attack. But the Mime’s defenses were no use against the might of our Lord, however, and with a Quick Attack and feathers shining, the Bird Jesus defeated the Mime.

Next the Psychic Leader sent out her Venomoth, who was Quickly Attacked and defeated by the Bird Jesus.

Finally, the Leader sent out her

Alakazam, who was powerful but had no defense against our Lord’s attacks at all. And so the Bird Jesus defeated Alakazam.

And thus the Psychic Sabrina, Leader of the Gym of Saffron, understanding the HELIX’S wishes, granted Red her Badge and the TM of Psywave. And the masses rejoiced and praised HELIX.

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The Power Plant

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And Red, escaping the clutches of the dome’s heretical followers, guided by the Voices who believed in The Mission, journeyed through the Power Plant and encountered the Legendary Pokémon Zapdos. The voices, guided by HELIX, directed Red’s hand to the MASTERBALL. And he threw the Ball blessed by HELIX and Zapdos obeyed the will of its God. Zapdos submit to the Training of Red.

AND THE MASSES EXALTED YELLED OUT TO ALL WHO COULD HEAR: “PRAISE BE TO THE BIRD JESUS! BY THE GRACE OF HELIX RED HAS CAUGHT THE BIRD OF LIGHTNING!”

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Gospel of land-of-crossplay-and-squee

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And lo! The Antichrist of DOME, he who calls himself DESTINY but is known to HELIX as DOMESTINY, did appear! He brought with him hordes of DOMEcrats and

troll artillery, and the loyal warriors of HELIX were for a time sorely pressed.

DOMESTINY had a fell plot, he desired to crucify Bird Jesus and thus send our lord and saviour to be RELEASED. And it was then that there was a long and bitter struggle, as the DOMEcrats did seek to drag Bird Jesus to the PC to be nailed to the ALL-DEVOURING PC BOX and RELEASED!

But then HELIX did intervene! In the time of our greatest need, HELIX did reach into our world through its loyal warriors, it fed its blessed power of Anarchy into our hearts, bolstering us. And the fight turned, as RED, in the grasp firmly of Anarchy and HELIX, turned and exited the CENTER OF HEALING, and with stolid lack of swiftness characteristic of HELIX, steadily did enter the foretold corner and with great courage did initiate the intensely difficult manoeuvre of SURFING the AIIIIIIRRR to the home of Alien Asteroid Jesus! Thus was Bird Jesus saved from crucifixion, amen.

And it was there upon the Alien Asteroid that Bird Jesus faced Alien Asteroid Jesus, an otherworldly wingéd saviour who crackled with divine power, in the foretold meeting of Saviours! With great struggle the supreme Master Ball relic of HELIX was extracted from the BAG of despair, a feat never before achieved even by the staunchest of HELIX warriors. And when Alien Asteroid Jesus saw the Master Ball, extracted from the BAG at great cost of effort and Anarchy, he was amazed! And he fell on his face and knew the truth of HELIX, and that he was truly a saviour in the name of HELIX and not in the name of the Alien Asteroid.

Thus it came to pass that Alien Asteroid

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Bloody Sunday

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Jesus did join with Bird Jesus and RED.

Praise be to HELIX! Amen.

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Bloody Sunday

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The darkest day in Kanto now loomed over Red. An evil greater than even Dome had come and usurped the power of the Voices. A single man, pridefully calling himself “Destiny,” invaded the medium Twitch’s mind. Six-thousand followers he had. Six-thousand disciples of this great evil, who used both anarchy and democracy as tools for their massacre.

The first victim of this evil man was A, the young Venonat, on the ninth hour of the eleventh day of Red’s journey. It was a warning, the blood of an innocent spilled. Never before had the Voices felt fear of this kind. Never before had they been so United by a terror neither Dome nor HELIX could fully control.

Red, not knowing what he was doing, obeyed the Voices as dictated in his covenant with HELIX and the medium Twitch, even though she had been infiltrated by the treacherous Disciples of Destiny.

The next victim was B-!), another Venonat, on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day. Then came the hour of the Greatest Loss. One minute into the twelfth hour, AIA the Exeggcute was lost. Four minutes later, out the dearest Paras of insurance, AAA, was RELEASED. Ten minutes later, another Venonat was lost. Eight minutes after that, a male Nidoran. The blood of these Pokémon, each loved by Red and HELIX, was on the hands of Destiny. The Voices were filled with the rage of HELIX, who received the spirits of these Pokémon.

Destiny had no target. He attacked

Red’s companions indiscriminately and without mercy, but this was not always so. In the beginning, he claimed to only want to RELEASE our savior, Son of HELIX, the Lord Bird Jesus. He boasted to his followers, blaming the state of the world for his deeds, wishing to experiment with the Voices for his own amusement. A truly weak man, seeking attention. Later, Destiny, spying on Red, saw the Voices directing him towards the Legendary Bird of Lightning Zapdos, and was jealous, for he knew Red would be able to tame the bird with the Bird Jesus at his side. So he sent his followers to banish the Zapdos. HELIX had already blessed the event though, and the holy relic MASTERBALL was used. Destiny was enraged, and swore to release all Red’s Pokémon. And so he set his trap and had this “Voices” wait at the PC for Red to claim AA-j.

True tragedy struck on the forty-third minute of the twelfth hour. Cabbage, the Seed of Hope, was struck down by Destiny’s Disciples. And then on the thirteenth minute of the thirteenth hour, DUX, Slayer of Trees, The First Disciple of the Bird Jesus, was RELEASED. These two Pokémon, Disciples of the Bird Jesus, sacrificed themselves in the protection of the Bird Jesus. The spirits of these two Pokémon reached HELIX, and went to His right side with Abby and Jay Leno.

The Anger of HELIX reached a peak. The anger of the masses, both followers of HELIX and Dome, also reached a fever pitch. Even the anger of Dome itself became strong, as Destiny was an even greater evil than anything that had ever come to Kanto before. A pact was made between the Disciples of Dome and Worshipers of HELIX to rid themselves of the influence of the Evil man calling himself “Destiny.” And so they United against their common enemy, who used both Anarchy and Democracy for destruction.

This unexpected Unity between the Anarchists and Democrats was approved by both HELIX and Dome, who found themselves allies for the first time since creation. And HELIX remembered that He

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created Dome and all the other Pokémon who were now FOSSILS in His image. And the image of Dome, the former Angel of HELIX, was burnt into the masses minds as they, united, fought against the true Evil.

The massacre did not end with DUX. Released with DUX was a small Geodude, who joined the cause not five hours before. And on the fiftieth minute of the fourteenth hour, H and AAEWWW, two more male Nidoran, were RELEASED. Their souls joined HELIX in the endless fields of TALL GRASS and they rested from this world in peace.

The final companion of Red to be taken from him by Destiny on the sixteenth hour of the eleventh day of the Journey of Red was Digrat, AAJST(????, the Bird Jesus’s disciple. Sometimes he was called the treacherous Judas Rat, but always was he a valued partner and friend of the Bird Jesus. Both Dome and HELIX would have welcomed Digrat to their side, but truly a neutral party, he decided to live peacefully for eternity in the Paradise of TALL GRASS while watching over his former companions. And the Prophet of Dome, Flareon, was happy, for he could finally be with a friend again.

The end of Bloody Sunday was at hand, and the followers of Dome and HELIX together did banish the Evil man, the attention seeker who called himself “Destiny,” from the mind of the medium Twitch. And they rejoiced in their Victory with their surviving Pokémon, including the Bird Jesus, and saw for the first time what their powers could do United. And they praised the True God HELIX as well as Dome.

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In Rememberance:

Venonat { Level 22

B-!) { Level 22

AIA { Level 25

AAA { Level 22

Venonat { Level 22

Nidoran+ { Level22

x(araggbaj aka Cabbage aka Seed of Hope { Level 26

DUX aka Slayer of Trees aka King Leer { Level 31

Geodude { Level 17

H { Level 24

AAEWWW { Level 24

AAJST(???? aka Digrat { Level 29

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Cinnabar (Gym Era)

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And so Red, guided by the United Voices, navigated the Gym of Blaine and challenged him to a battle. Blaine’s Pokémon shined brightly, for they had souls which glowed with fire. But his Fire Pokémon had no chance against the might of the Archangel of Anarchy Zapdos, who through the power of HELIX and Dome combined, pledged his power to Red. The battle was quickly won, and the masses were pleased, even those who doubted the loyalty of such a fearsome Pokémon from Legend.

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The Resurrection of HELIX

At Cinnabar Lab

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REJOICE FOR TODAY WAS THE DAY WHEN THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED.

THE LORD HELIX, WHOSE

WORLDLY BODY WAS FOSSILIZED AT THE BEGINNING OF ALL THINGS, HAS BEEN REBORN ANEW.

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD HELIX, WHO KNOWS ALL THINGS.

PRAISE BE TO HE WHO HAS LED RED ON HIS JOURNEY TO RID KANTO OF EVIL.

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD OUR GOD HELIX AND HIS NEWLY REVIVED INCARNATION AS THE HOLIEST OF OMANYTE.

PRAISE BE TO LORD HELIX!

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Mansion of Pokémon

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Red, trapped by a thief in the Mansion of Pokémon, tried desperately to escape for hours.

The thief, missing his partner, used Red for company. The United masses groaned as they couldn’t escape.

By the merciful attacks of Dome’s servants within the Mansion, Red’s Pokémon finally all fainted and Red was taken to the Pokémon Center by the thief, who, by the grace of HELIX, finally realized that he was being terribly stubborn.

And so the Unified Voices breathed a sigh of relief.

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The Revelation of Blue

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The Gospel of ejayad

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Surely this must be the end of Red’s quest? For the Cinnabar Mansion was a fiendish labyrinth, and the DOME sent forth minions of poison, who weakened the Prophet they called Abba Jesus, and the Voices were sad. But lo, HELIX delivered Red to the Secret Key, and the forces of DOME were banished to the shadows once more. “Rejoice! And onwards to Blaine!” They proclaimed.

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Viridian (Gym Era)

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And so Red, Chosen of HELIX, brought to an end the reign of the Leader of the Viridian Gym and of Team Rocket once and for all. By the Will of HELIX, the Ledge before the gym was conquered, and guided by the Voices, Red and his Pokémon challenged Giovanni one last time.

Giovanni fought valiantly against Red, but he could not defy the Will of HELIX and the United Voices. The Bird Jesus finished off Giovanni’s Pokémon with his Quickest Attacks.

Giovanni surrendered to Red, granting him the Badge of Earth, giving up his position of power, disbanding Team Rocket, no longer corrupted by Dome. And HELIX was pleased, for the Eight Gyms of Kanto had now surrendered their Badges to Red, granting him

access to the Road of Victory.

And just as was promised in The Beginning, HELIX continued to guide Red through the United Voices towards Victory.

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The Gospel Ofland-of-crossplay-

and-squee

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Behold the first of the writings concerning the long-feared AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS, as was foretold of old in the ORACULAR DEBATE of PALLET TOWN.

It was in the time of the FIRST and most terrible STRENGTH BOULDER that HELIX and DOME did vie for control of the Medium TWITCH, in such a titanic and devastating battle as has never been seen on the face of Kanto, and which will never again be seen, HELIX willing. DOMEcracy threatened for the first time since the Holy Wars of Lavender Tower, as the pushing of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER became the latest and greatest point of contention between the followers of HELIX and DOME.

For many hours, the United Voices did despair and struggle against the DOMEcracy, but this time, like no other, was a time of doubt and fear. Could the challenge of the STRENGTH BOULDER be overcome by holy Anarchy, or was our plight truly doomed? Thus doubt most terrible of our Lord HELIX did begin to poison our very souls, and it was due to this doubt that the terrible events to follow occurred, for without faith the HELIX cannot reach our souls with its messages of Love and Anarchy.

Many of our staunchest warriors fell, wearied and forced into the grasping hands of sleep by the length of their battle against

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Victory Road’s fell DOME-worshipping creatures and against the DOME’S misguided followers; others, less firm in their beliefs, allowed the creeping doubts to sway them, losing faith that HELIX would provide guidance through this most terrible of trials. RED, the Chosen of HELIX, grew slower, his manic eyes dulled as the power of DOMEcracy overcame him.

O horror! That the followers of DOME, so twisted and misguided, could be allowed to hold sway over RED, Chosen of HELIX! But hold sway they did, and for long hours the few remaining warriors of HELIX found themselves mere islands of hopeless struggle, unable even to lift their weapons of holy start9 in Anarchy’s defense as they became pinned amongst the slowly moving herds of cattle. These cattle were not just DOMEcrats, but also members of the United Voices whose souls had been crushed by the looming aura of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER and whose resistance to the DOME’s lulling whispers had been worn to nothing. For that is the DOME’s power, the insidious ability to twist the minds of good and loving followers of HELIX with its sweet lies of progress and simplicity.

But lo! The Boulder was moved and guided unto the fated PRESSURE PLATE, for the unveiled power of DOMEcracy proved mighty indeed, a dark and cruel power that turned the Last AIIIIIIRRRbender’s STRENGTH to slow and methodical use by sinking tendrils of DOME’s foul control into the mind of RED.

The FIRST STRENGTH DOOR was opened, but it was a very different Chosen who took the first plodding, lumbering steps into the labyrinthine caves of Victory Road beyond the DOOR. The corruption of the Chosen of HELIX was a blow to all loyal followers of HELIX, and was only the beginning of the cruel DOMEcracy-laden trials of Victory Road and the AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS.

Look upon these writings, O ye followers of HELIX, and despair. Lift thy

voices in prayer to our Lord HELIX, for it is now in thy hands to ensure that such an age of DOMEcracy never again taints the mind of RED.

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The Gospel ofGerald Spencer Dinan “ ”

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The INDIGO PLATEAU was intimidating and fearsome, for it held the ELITE FOUR the final followers of the malevolent DOME. Its very presence unnerved RED. Yet, before the noble RED could flee from the malicious presence, our lord HELIX granted him great fortitude. With the power of the lord at his side RED marched into the unholy realm. Ready purge the taint of the DOME.

The great and mighty ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE and ABBA JESUS unleashed their wrath upon the minions of the DOME. Yet the DOME’s followers are fierce and unfaltering, their tainted abilities were too much even for the mighty ABBA JESUS and ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE.

Many times RED was struck down. Many times he was set back. But the unfaltering resolve of HELIX guided him forward the challenge the evil. No matter how futile it may seem. THe light of HELIX would shine through. Of this, RED was sure.

As the miserable task raged on, and the followers of HELIX faltered. They reached their dark hour. For they had encountered the fearsome DRAGONITE, a champion of the DOME. He emanated his unholy taint and it seemed all hope had vanished. In RED’s desperation he deployed ATV though weaker than most, ATV’s faith in the HELIX was unbreakable.

The great ATV unleashed a mighty

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POISONPOWDER and the malicious DRAGONITE was weakened. As ATV released his relentless LEECH LIFE the evil DRAGONITE used his mighty BARRIER to preserve himself but the might of POISONPOWDER had already sealed the fate of the evil being. Slowly but surely ATV triumphed of DRAGONITE and proved that faith in HELIX will always prevail.

This was only the beginning of many challenges for the ELITE FOUR but that day HELIX had a great victory over the DOME and bestowed the title of DRAGON SLAYER upon the great ATV.

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Indigo Plateau

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Through Victory Road, Red did travel, his Pokémon at his side and the Voices in his head leading him. The STRENGTH of HELIX cleared the path through Victory Road.

And so it was that after wandering the Road, Red made it out and arrived at the Headquarters of the Pokémon League.

It was on the sixteenth day of Red’s journey that he began the final leg of his mission. The Elite Four were fierce opponents. Fiercer than any worshipers of dome he had met before. But with the Will of HELIX and the guidance of the Voices, on the eighteenth hour did Lorelei, Master of Ice, fall to the Power of HELIX channeled through Red’s Party. And so it was the the first of the Elite Four was defeated.

The second Red faced was Bruno, the Master of Fighting Types. With the Bird Jesus and the Archangel of Justice at his side, Red was at an advantage, for Flying types were

blessed by HELIX to be strong against those who Fight. And in the same hour that Lorelei was defeated, Bruno also surrendered to Red and the Voices.

The third of the Elite Four was Agatha, Master of Ghosts and Friend of Oak. Red had learned from Pokémon Tower how to handle Ghost types, and so Agatha, on the nineteenth hour, was defeated. And the Voices led Red to the final Pokémon Master of the Elite Four.

Lance, the Master of Dragons, Leader of the Elite Four, awaited Red. His Pokémon were fearsome opponents, including Aerodactyl, resurrected from an Old Amber as HELIX was from His Fossil, and Dragonite, the strongest of all Dragons. But Lance was no match for Red and his Party. For HELIX had blessed them with the Power to overcome any opponent with the guidance of the Voices. With Confidence, Red’s Party did defeat Lance. And thus, he conquered the Elite Four, in HELIX’S name.

And so Red was to become Champion. And the Voices rejoiced. But, Lance did not take them to the Hall of Fame as was expected. Another Trainer had arrived at the Pokémon League before Red. A Trainer who had already defeated the Elite Four and become the Champion. And he would have to be defeated before Red could truly be victorious. And so, guided by HELIX, led on by the Voices, Red went into the chamber where the Champion waited. And it happened that the Champion was known to Red. His Rival, Blue, stood waiting for him.

Blue, Rival of Red, boasted that he assembled teams of Pokémon that could beat any Type. He was eager to battle Red, just as the Voices were eager to start.

Their first battle ended quickly, as Red only had ATV, who had created a Miracle in their last battle with Lance, left to depend on. But as soon as Red had healed his Pokémon, he went back for a Rematch. The Final Battle of Red's journey awaited, the Voices, United, guided Red's hand to the Pokéball of the Archangel of Justice AA-j, and HELIX

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watched from on high.

Blue's Pidgeot and his Alakazam both fell to the awesome power of the Archangel after one hit.

Rhydon however was immune to the Electric power of the Battery Jesus. The Moon King was sent out by the Voices and used SURF on the Rhydon, and it did faint.

Next, Arcanine was sent out by Blue, and the Legendary Bird was sent back in. It was another one hit KO from Thunder.

Blue sent out his Exeggutor next, and thus the Bird Jesus was called into battle by the Voices through Red. The Bird Jesus used a great Sky Attack and defeated the strange tree, and Blue was down to his last Pokémon.

Finally Blastoise, who was to Blue as Abby once was to Red, was sent out. He defeated the Bird Jesus, and ATV the Miraclous was sent out. Red went into his items to consult their wisdom and felt inspired. ATV's Leech Life did little damage, but he Disabled his Hydro Pump, his strongest attack. The King Fonz was sent in once again and used Water against Water.

The final switch was then made, after much consultation of Red's Items. One Thundershock from the Archangel of Justice and Blue's brief reign as Champion ended. And so the reign of Red as Champion began.

Professor Oak, grandfather of Blue, giver of Pokémon, brought words of wisdom from HELIX to the former Champion. As the corruption of dome left Blue's heart, the words of HELIX crept in a bit.

And so it was that Oak brought Red to the Hall of Fame, where his Pokémon would be remembered for all time, and where the teachings of HELIX would be spread throughout Kanto.

Thus ended the Journey of Red, Chosen of HELIX, on the seventeenth day after the Journey had begun. Forever shall the First of March be known as the Day of HELIX.

Red's mind was cleared of the Voices,

who completed their mission with Red in the name of HELIX. The masses, United, rejoiced and praised HELIX, moved by Red's promised Victory, for they themselves had against all odds created a Miracle and reached The End.

And Red, the Chosen of HELIX, the Champion, went back to Pallet Town to rest at the home of his Beloved Mother, who had missed her son very much.

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Special thanks to everyone who has contributed their Gospel to The Book!

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Based on the Adventures of Red and the lore created by its fans during the First Generation of Twitch Plays Pokémon.[http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplaysPokemon]

Passages submitted to the Book of Helix belong to their respective authors.

Creator of The Book of Helix:Audrey Dijeau[http://phantasRS.tumblr.com][http://bookofhelix.tumblr.com]

Sprites from Bulbapedia:[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page]

Fonts from: [http://moorstation.org/typoasis/designers/lloyd/][http://jackster3000.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Script-Collection-V2-22208470]

Certain Passages adapted from The Bible on [http://www.biblegateway.com/]

Special thanks to Chris Wolfe who wrote “Twitch Plays Pokémon: Origins” which inspired part of The Genesis of Red[http://www.wattpad.com/39512586-%27twitchplaysPokemon-origins%27]

Credit for the information to flush out the beginning parts of The Book:[http://www.reddit.com/r/twitchplaysPokemon/comments/1y6wyc/nearly_complete_timeline_of_events/]

PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE THIS BOOK WITHOUT PERMISSION

Text © 2014 Audrey Dijeau and all the other authors who have contributed to this book.