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200:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,474What the hell do you think they want, man?

300:00:21,509 --> 00:00:23,142- Calm down, Jammer.- Down?

400:00:23,178 --> 00:00:25,645- What do they want, man?- Get down on your knees. It's okay.

500:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,897Get down on your knees.Do what I do, Jammer.

600:00:27,932 --> 00:00:29,932It's okay. It's okay.

700:00:29,985 --> 00:00:33,486- I got something here.- I got this, I got this.

800:00:33,521 --> 00:00:35,438- No!- Put it down!

900:00:35,490 --> 00:00:36,939I got something.

1000:00:36,941 --> 00:00:38,691No! Get on your knees now! I'mlooking for that fucking paper.

1100:00:38,743 --> 00:00:40,243- Hey.

- Hm?

1200:00:40,278 --> 00:00:42,912-Salam.-Oh boy.

1300:00:42,947 --> 00:00:45,327

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1400:00:45,522 --> 00:00:48,376

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1500:00:48,453 --> 00:00:49,619Oh God.

1600:00:51,956 --> 00:00:53,673- It's not working, buddy.- _

1700:00:53,674 --> 00:00:56,770

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1800:00:57,462 --> 00:00:58,628Might wanna put that down, buddy.

1900:00:58,652 --> 00:01:00,291

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2000:01:05,470 --> 00:01:07,136What now, Z-Pak?

2100:01:07,188 --> 00:01:09,222Z-Pak?Z-Pak.

2200:01:09,274 --> 00:01:11,107

- Z-Pak. -Z-Pak.

2300:01:12,777 --> 00:01:15,695- Z-Pak! -Z-Pak.

2400:01:15,730 --> 00:01:17,313Z-Pak!

25

00:01:17,365 --> 00:01:18,781Z-Pak!

2600:01:18,817 --> 00:01:21,150Z-Pak.

2700:01:31,275 --> 00:01:32,858Are you all right, buddy?



2800:01:34,912 --> 00:01:36,778Whoo!

2900:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,747USA! USA!

3000:01:38,782 --> 00:01:40,582- USA!- Cut it out, Jammer!

3100:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,119Walter needs to know thatRaja's ready to make his move.

3200:01:44,121 --> 00:01:47,089We need a secure line. The onlysecure line is back at the embassy.

3300:01:47,124 --> 00:01:48,090Oh, well, then we're screwed.

3400:01:48,125 --> 00:01:50,258- No. You need to smuggle me in.- Oh!

3500:01:50,294 --> 00:01:53,595Hey, that's a great idea if you want toget me fired, and you sent to Baghdad.

3600:01:53,631 --> 00:01:55,631No, no, no one's looking foryou, they're looking for me.

3700:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,467- You're an employee, you have an ID...- Who can't get within 50 miles

3800:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,102

of the Ambassador's secure line.

3900:02:00,137 --> 00:02:01,553I can't get hold of Fareeda.

4000:02:01,605 --> 00:02:03,722- Did you try her cell?- Yes, and the main line at the school.



4100:02:03,774 --> 00:02:05,190There's no answer.

4200:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,392If there's going to be yetanother coup in the next 24 hours,

4300:02:07,444 --> 00:02:09,311it's not safe for herto be out on the streets.

4400:02:09,313 --> 00:02:11,229- We need to go get her.- No...

4500:02:11,281 --> 00:02:12,230I need to go get her.

4600:02:12,282 --> 00:02:13,982Uncle, I need to borrow your car.

4700:02:13,984 --> 00:02:17,486Of course, and if on the way back youcan stop and pick up some salty snacks

4800:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,071before all the stores get looted.

4900:02:19,123 --> 00:02:21,657For this coup, we are going to be prepared.

5000:02:21,659 --> 00:02:22,991I'm coming with you.

5100:02:24,128 --> 00:02:26,495Hey, it's my sister. It's my family.

52

00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,996- Now, give me the keys.- No.

5300:02:27,998 --> 00:02:29,498Okay.

5400:02:32,503 --> 00:02:33,719



Give me the keys.

5500:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,804Come on, please. Let me come.

5600:02:35,839 --> 00:02:38,340You don't know the city. You don'tknow the language. Give me the keys.

5700:02:39,510 --> 00:02:41,226Give--Give me--

5800:02:42,980 --> 00:02:45,180- What the fuck are you doing?- I love her, dude.

5900:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,015You don't love her... dude.

6000:02:50,154 --> 00:02:52,104Get in the fucking car!

6100:02:52,156 --> 00:02:53,939- I'm just gonna do it.- A quick question for you:

6200:02:53,991 --> 00:02:56,992Why do you feel the need to keep inserting

yourself into my family's affairs?

6300:02:57,027 --> 00:02:59,995Calling Walter on my cell.Secure line or not. Fuck it.

6400:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,197We are just gonna go pickup my sister from the school

65

00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:03,502and we're gonna bring her back, all right?

6600:03:03,527 --> 00:03:04,199Shh, it's ringing.

6700:03:04,201 --> 00:03:06,251So any ideas you have



about dinner or dancing--

6800:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,420- Kendra Peterson.- Okay! Hello! Hello!

6900:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,757Yes, it's, uh, Puck from"A Midsummer Night's Dream,"

7000:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,543just passing messages ofthe heart back and forth

7100:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,678and trying to save the enchanted forest

7200:03:16,714 --> 00:03:17,846from total nuclear annihilation.

7300:03:17,881 --> 00:03:20,215Sir, I think it's Alex Talbot.

7400:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,633Finally. How'd it go?

7500:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,435But it doesn't sound likehe's on a secured line.

7600:03:23,554 --> 00:03:24,720- Shit.- Yeah, call him Puck.

7700:03:24,722 --> 00:03:26,388- Puck?- Puck.

7800:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,889

Okay, Puck.

7900:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,393So, did Grover Cleveland makeit home safe from the prom?

8000:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,863Yes, and when he got home, his



brown uncle tucked him into bed.

8100:03:34,898 --> 00:03:36,231Oh, come on.

8200:03:35,689 --> 00:03:37,973Don't make this weird. Iget it, package delivered.

8300:03:38,598 --> 00:03:40,347Right, and our mutual friend

8400:03:40,383 --> 00:03:42,550is very happy and he's gonnabe sending a thank you card

8500:03:42,602 --> 00:03:44,351in 24 hours. Repeat,

8600:03:44,387 --> 00:03:45,88624 hours.

8700:03:45,888 --> 00:03:47,938Excellent work. You really came through.

8800:03:47,974 --> 00:03:49,724TJ, step on it. Run some reds.

89

00:03:49,726 --> 00:03:53,110Oh, are you gonna tell them about thesubmarine sandwich that you also promised him?

9000:03:53,146 --> 00:03:54,228- Huh?- Now is not the time.

9100:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,780Sir, one other thing.

9200:03:55,815 --> 00:03:57,815Jesus is having me transferred to Baghdad.

9300:03:57,867 --> 00:04:00,568Negative, I need you thereon the ground. Screw Jesus.

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00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:04,905Sir, I'd love to screw Jesus,but his butt is... too... tight?

9500:04:04,957 --> 00:04:06,457I'm sorry, talking like this is hard.

9600:04:06,492 --> 00:04:08,409- You don't work for him.- You work for me,

9700:04:08,461 --> 00:04:11,328and between you and me, Jesusis eating his last supper.

9800:04:11,380 --> 00:04:14,415Once this thing goes down, I'mshipping Jesus out of the Holy Land

99

00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:16,000before he can fuck everything up.

10000:04:16,052 --> 00:04:18,085- Excellent news.- Good work, Puck.

10100:04:18,087 --> 00:04:19,336Start boning up on your French.

102

00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:21,222Will do.

10300:04:21,257 --> 00:04:23,507Wow, he's good at this. I completelyunderstood everything he was saying.

10400:04:23,559 --> 00:04:25,059It is happening!

105

00:04:25,094 --> 00:04:28,062Christ, even I had my doubts we weregonna be able to pull this fucker off.

10600:04:28,097 --> 00:04:30,765Sir, are you sure we shouldn'tlet the Israeli Foreign Minister

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00:04:30,817 --> 00:04:32,399know you're on your way to see her?

10800:04:32,435 --> 00:04:34,268- Israelis love surprises.- Is that true?

10900:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,604- I don't care.- What are you doing?

11000:04:36,656 --> 00:04:39,573I'm not going in to see theIsraeli Foreign Minister like this.

11100:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,358Captain, please remove my catheter.

11200:04:41,410 --> 00:04:43,994

Sir, we can't do this here.I need a sterile environment.

11300:04:44,030 --> 00:04:46,447- Kendra.- Yes, sir.

11400:04:46,449 --> 00:04:48,082All right, ready?

115

00:04:48,117 --> 00:04:50,751On the count of three.Ready? One, two--

11600:04:52,588 --> 00:04:54,255Whoa, what the hell?

11700:04:54,290 --> 00:04:56,257What's happening here? What is this?

118

00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:58,042Fareeda's school.

11900:04:58,094 --> 00:05:00,377Is there any chance this iswhat it looks like all the time?

12000:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,973



- Fareeda!- Shh!

12100:05:12,975 --> 00:05:15,226You don't get to walkbehind me and hold a crowbar.

12200:05:15,278 --> 00:05:17,444It's not my fault your legshave a longer stride than mine.

12300:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,280Okay, fine, then you go around.

12400:05:19,315 --> 00:05:21,065God damn it.

12500:05:29,075 --> 00:05:31,158Go to the sound! You go towards the sound.

12600:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,960Shh.

12700:05:32,995 --> 00:05:34,712You go tothe-- with the--

12800:05:34,747 --> 00:05:36,463Then I'll-- You're the

one with the weapon.

12900:05:36,499 --> 00:05:38,465- It's not that much of a weapon.- Okay, then give it to me.

13000:05:38,501 --> 00:05:40,084- No, get the fuck off of my weapon.- Hey, give it!

131

00:05:40,136 --> 00:05:41,418- It's my fucking weapon.- Let go of it!

13200:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,337In here!

13300:05:43,339 --> 00:05:44,388



Fareeda!

13400:05:44,423 --> 00:05:45,673Let me go first. I have the weapon.

13500:05:45,725 --> 00:05:47,141- Fareeda!- Fareeda.

13600:05:47,176 --> 00:05:49,677- I came as soon as Iheard. - Okay--

13700:05:49,679 --> 00:05:50,761What happened here?

13800:05:50,813 --> 00:05:52,680Zaman's militants. Theycalled in a bomb threat

13900:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,149and trashed the placeafter everyone evacuated.

14000:05:55,184 --> 00:05:59,153Cowards! You cannot stop women frombecoming educated and kicking your ass!

14100:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,187

Cowards!

14200:06:00,239 --> 00:06:01,605Shh!

14300:06:01,657 --> 00:06:04,108What if they are not allgone, and they can hear you?

14400:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,076

I do not care.

14500:06:06,112 --> 00:06:07,745Where is everyone?

14600:06:07,780 --> 00:06:10,247The other teachers have takenthe girls home to their families.



14700:06:10,283 --> 00:06:12,416I will personally sliceopen Zaman's stomach

14800:06:12,451 --> 00:06:14,952and watch his entrailsbleed into the sewer.

14900:06:15,004 --> 00:06:18,956Ouch. Personally, I find smart,aggressive women extremely attractive.

15000:06:19,008 --> 00:06:20,925I hope that one day you find one.

15100:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,043Okay, can we stop thechitchat? Mission accomplished.

15200:06:23,045 --> 00:06:24,511- Let's go, eh?- Hold on.

15300:06:24,547 --> 00:06:25,963What?

15400:06:32,388 --> 00:06:34,555These girls do not have anywhere to go.

15500:06:34,557 --> 00:06:35,890They are coming with us.

15600:06:36,809 --> 00:06:38,609Okay.

15700:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,200I still don't recognize any of this.

15800:06:47,069 --> 00:06:48,869You said we crashed north.

15900:06:49,789 --> 00:06:51,238We're heading north.

16000:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,407



"North," that's a good movie.

16100:06:53,459 --> 00:06:54,992Elijah Wood.

16200:06:56,295 --> 00:06:57,745"Lord of the Rings."

16300:06:57,747 --> 00:06:59,213Your turn.

16400:06:59,248 --> 00:07:00,581If this is north...

16500:07:01,584 --> 00:07:03,751how come the sun's setting...

16600:07:03,803 --> 00:07:04,969

on the right?

16700:07:05,004 --> 00:07:06,303It is?

16800:07:06,339 --> 00:07:08,055Oh, come on.

16900:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,507You're supposed to be the navigator.

17000:07:11,510 --> 00:07:12,927"Flight of the Navigator."

17100:07:13,813 --> 00:07:15,763That's a good movie.

17200:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,564Sarah Jessica Parker.

17300:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,483"Family Stone."

17400:07:19,518 --> 00:07:20,768Your turn.

17500:07:20,820 --> 00:07:23,270



You realize you're the only person

17600:07:23,322 --> 00:07:25,239playing that game, yeah?

17700:07:26,242 --> 00:07:27,524What game?

17800:07:27,576 --> 00:07:30,110We gotta get back to that plane...

17900:07:30,162 --> 00:07:31,829or we're fucked.

18000:07:34,116 --> 00:07:36,450There's no more water, man.

18100:07:40,206 --> 00:07:41,705

Wait a second.

18200:07:43,209 --> 00:07:44,608That's it.

18300:07:45,478 --> 00:07:46,894That's it.

18400:07:46,946 --> 00:07:49,129- That's the hill.

- Huh?

18500:07:49,131 --> 00:07:50,714That's the hill, Jammer. Come on.

18600:07:51,617 --> 00:07:53,484Come on.

18700:07:53,486 --> 00:07:55,152We're almost...

18800:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,126...home.

18900:08:06,215 --> 00:08:08,999That's okay. That's okay.

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00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:14,922Just hang in there, pal.

19100:08:15,841 --> 00:08:17,224Just hang in there.

19200:08:25,985 --> 00:08:27,318Sir, can I help you?

19300:08:27,353 --> 00:08:29,069-Shalom.-Shalom.

19400:08:29,105 --> 00:08:31,355I'm United States Secretaryof State, Walter Larson,

19500:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,023here to see Foreign Minister Talia Levi.

19600:08:33,025 --> 00:08:35,242Mr. Secretary, I don'thave you on the schedule.

19700:08:35,277 --> 00:08:36,527Do you have identification?

19800:08:36,529 --> 00:08:37,911I have my face.

19900:08:38,698 --> 00:08:40,030This is a problem.

20000:08:40,032 --> 00:08:43,000We need to clear you and yourteam for security purposes.

20100:08:43,035 --> 00:08:45,502Maybe we should just go back to

the hotel and try arranging this

20200:08:45,538 --> 00:08:47,171through the proper channels.

20300:08:47,206 --> 00:08:49,623Call Minister Levi. Tell her I'm here,



20400:08:49,675 --> 00:08:52,209and if she wants to avoid ameshuganah international incident

20500:08:52,261 --> 00:08:53,877she better damn well see me.

20600:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,597Yes, Mr. Secretary.

20700:09:05,191 --> 00:09:06,890All right, sir. Follow me.

20800:09:06,892 --> 00:09:08,892Nice use of meshuganah.

20900:09:13,065 --> 00:09:15,566What the...?

21000:09:26,662 --> 00:09:28,212It's a car!

21100:09:29,165 --> 00:09:31,582Car! Over here!

21200:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,341Okay, what are we gonnado with these girls?

21300:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,442These girls are boarders.

21400:09:58,444 --> 00:10:00,577Their families live wayout in the provinces.

21500:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,279I don't know where to take them.

21600:10:02,281 --> 00:10:05,616It's okay, girls. Thisis my brother, Rafiq.

21700:10:06,836 --> 00:10:09,119And his... This is Alex.



21800:10:09,205 --> 00:10:11,588Don't be afraid, little ones,

21900:10:11,624 --> 00:10:13,424We're here to help you.

22000:10:14,877 --> 00:10:18,762

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22100:10:18,798 --> 00:10:21,765We must keep them with us until Ifind another school that can take them.

22200:10:21,801 --> 00:10:23,267- No problem.- Oh, you got it all figured out, eh?

22300:10:23,302 --> 00:10:25,636

I do. We take them back to the US embassy.

22400:10:25,638 --> 00:10:28,055My girls need a place tosleep, not political asylum.

22500:10:28,107 --> 00:10:30,524Temporarily. They havefood, a place to sleep.

226

00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,392They even have a schoolfor diplomat's kids.

22700:10:32,445 --> 00:10:34,478I'm sure they'll take thegirls until things calm down.

22800:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,780Okay, Kittredge isn't gonnaexactly welcome you with open arms.

22900:10:36,816 --> 00:10:39,483Yeah, he wants to send me toBaghdad? Let him send me to Baghdad.

23000:10:39,485 --> 00:10:42,653As long as the girls aresafe, that's all that matters.



23100:10:42,705 --> 00:10:45,239You'd let yourself besent to Iraq for my girls?

23200:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,824Without hesitation.

23300:10:49,962 --> 00:10:51,712Walter's firing Kittredge, isn't he?

23400:10:51,747 --> 00:10:53,630- Yes.- And then you get to go to Paris.

23500:10:53,666 --> 00:10:55,499Would you just let mehave this moment, please?

23600:10:56,669 --> 00:10:58,252I am not taking my girls to the US embassy.

23700:10:58,304 --> 00:11:01,305Well, unfortunately, the USembassy is all we have right now.

23800:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,140Let's go. We gotta get off the street.

23900:11:03,175 --> 00:11:06,009Once Raja makes his move, there's going tobe rioting and demonstrations everywhere.

24000:11:06,011 --> 00:11:07,594- Who's doing what now?- Oh, you missed this.

24100:11:07,646 --> 00:11:10,647Yeah, Alex came by the house the other

day and started another fucking coup.

24200:11:10,683 --> 00:11:12,516But it's a good coup. Come on.

24300:11:12,518 --> 00:11:15,185Uncle Alex is takingeveryone to a safe place.



24400:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,405

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24500:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,838

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24600:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,861This is insane. You're noteven supposed to be here.

24700:11:23,863 --> 00:11:25,996I just need five minuteswith your prime minister.

24800:11:26,031 --> 00:11:29,867You're wasting your time. Your presidentinstructed us to deal only with Pierce.

24900:11:29,869 --> 00:11:31,585Fine. You wanna play hardball, Talia?

25000:11:31,620 --> 00:11:32,786- Let's play hardball.- Okay.

25100:11:32,838 --> 00:11:34,588Let's talk military aid.

25200:11:34,623 --> 00:11:37,374That's right. Let's touch that third rail.

25300:11:37,376 --> 00:11:39,793Are you mad? Do I look like Latvia to you?

25400:11:39,845 --> 00:11:42,546We're Israel. Israel.

255

00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,431Your Congress won't doanything that would hurt us.

25600:11:44,466 --> 00:11:45,883Trust me, arms can be twisted.

25700:11:45,885 --> 00:11:49,186



Plus, I'm mishpocha withevery Jewish senator--

25800:11:49,221 --> 00:11:51,054Boxer, Schumer, Feinstein.

25900:11:51,106 --> 00:11:53,307It's not the Jews who protect us.

26000:11:53,359 --> 00:11:56,360It's Texas, South Carolina, Mississippi.

26100:11:56,395 --> 00:11:58,979It's your right wing,neocon super-Christians,

26200:11:59,031 --> 00:12:00,614and they don't even like Jews.

26300:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,400They just need us here to keep thelights on for their fucking messiah.

26400:12:03,452 --> 00:12:05,202Please, neocons are easy.

26500:12:05,237 --> 00:12:08,405You can buy off a neoconwith a handjob from a ladyboy.

26600:12:08,457 --> 00:12:11,792...with Prime Minister.

26700:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,578On that note,Walter, you need to leave. I'm sorry.

26800:12:16,332 --> 00:12:17,998- Who's that?

- It's not important.

26900:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,833- No, seriously, what's her name?- She doesn't have a name.

27000:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,301Walter, you need to leave, seriously.



27100:12:21,337 --> 00:12:22,669I'm not leaving.

27200:12:22,721 --> 00:12:24,555- No. What, what--- I'm not leaving.

27300:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,006You're serious?

27400:12:28,477 --> 00:12:29,760I'm sorry. I know it's a tight squeeze.

27500:12:29,812 --> 00:12:31,645Just hang in there. Okay, girls?

27600:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,065

Where am I supposed to sit?

27700:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,100I guess you could sit on my lap.

27800:12:37,102 --> 00:12:39,519- Okay, come here.- What?

27900:12:40,773 --> 00:12:42,272

I'm just gonna say it.

28000:12:42,324 --> 00:12:45,158There's no way that your dickis touching my sisters ass.

28100:12:45,194 --> 00:12:46,660- Excuse me?- Yeah, you heard me.

282

00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:48,111Well, then what do you suggest?

28300:12:48,113 --> 00:12:49,696Please tell me you can drive a stick shift.

28400:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,115I'm sorry. This was not my idea.



28500:12:52,117 --> 00:12:55,118I think everything belowmy waist has gone numb.

28600:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,503I could shift a little bit if you'd like.

28700:12:56,538 --> 00:12:57,280Yes, please.

28800:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,506No, no, no. There'll be no shifting, okay?

28900:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,925Thank you, big brother, butI can handle this myself.

290

00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:04,461That's what I keep telling him.You're a grown, independent woman.

29100:13:04,513 --> 00:13:06,513I'll be the one to explainthat to him, thank you.

29200:13:06,548 --> 00:13:09,132

_

29300:13:09,134 --> 00:13:11,134Okay, this is absurd.

29400:13:11,136 --> 00:13:12,603You should be sitting in my lap.

29500:13:12,638 --> 00:13:13,687- No!- No!

29600:13:14,773 --> 00:13:15,973Go ahead, call security.

29700:13:16,025 --> 00:13:17,975I won't do that to you, Walter, or to me.

29800:13:18,027 --> 00:13:20,360



It's the prime minister.

29900:13:20,396 --> 00:13:21,528Get out, Walter, seriously.

30000:13:21,563 --> 00:13:23,113Pick it up.

30100:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,898I'll hit you. I'll hit you whereno one will see the bruises.

30200:13:24,950 --> 00:13:26,650Hm, you're turning me on.

30300:13:26,652 --> 00:13:27,818Telephone.

304

00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,903That is not my goal.

30500:13:32,825 --> 00:13:35,042Unless you speak Hebrew, youwill gain nothing from being here.

30600:13:35,077 --> 00:13:37,210- Fine. I'll go.- Thank you.

30700:13:37,246 --> 00:13:39,296Mr. Prime Minister, it's Walter Larson.

30800:13:39,331 --> 00:13:42,249I need five minutes todiscuss this joint strike-op--

30900:13:42,301 --> 00:13:46,086Ow.

31000:13:46,138 --> 00:13:47,638...rectal cavity.

31100:13:52,344 --> 00:13:53,894Prime Minister cannotbelieve you would resort

312



00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:56,596to such a desperate and childish move.

31300:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,732He is intrigued. He willgive you your five minutes.

31400:13:58,767 --> 00:13:59,766My office will arrange.

31500:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,351- Happy?- Delirious.

31600:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,356Get the fuck out already.

31700:14:06,358 --> 00:14:07,774- Fine.

- Go!

31800:14:07,826 --> 00:14:09,242Cool.

31900:14:25,377 --> 00:14:26,843Wake up.

32000:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,146Oh, look at them. They're stunned.

32100:14:46,198 --> 00:14:47,647- Shocked.- Speechless.

32200:14:47,733 --> 00:14:48,329Dumbstruck.

32300:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,117Dumbstruck and speechless

mean the same thing.

32400:14:50,152 --> 00:14:51,318They do not. You're not dumbstruck

32500:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,903if you win a BAFTA. You're speechless.



32600:14:52,955 --> 00:14:54,404You won a BAFTA,

32700:14:54,456 --> 00:14:56,406I'd be dumbstruck.

32800:14:56,492 --> 00:14:57,991Thus proving my point.

32900:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,242Fetch the thesaurus!

33000:14:59,244 --> 00:15:00,877Oh, I would if I thought I could find it

33100:15:00,913 --> 00:15:02,579underneath all your Margaret Atwood novels.

33200:15:02,581 --> 00:15:04,715- I can handle this.- My Margaret Atwood novels?

33300:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,218I think you'll find you're the impotentMargaret Atwood fan of this household.

33400:15:08,253 --> 00:15:11,755Oh, as if appreciating the bittersweet

nuances of "The Handmaid's Tale"

33500:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,591makes me some sort ofemasculated male pushover.

33600:15:14,593 --> 00:15:16,426You said it, my lovey. You said it.

33700:15:16,428 --> 00:15:17,894

Hello? Excuse me.

33800:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,231Love, I fear we're notbeing very good hosts.

33900:15:21,266 --> 00:15:24,101Oh, yes. How terribly,



dreadfully rude of us, darling.

34000:15:26,655 --> 00:15:28,522You must have a thousand questions.

34100:15:28,574 --> 00:15:29,823Yeah, one or two.

34200:15:29,858 --> 00:15:31,441Like, what the fuck is going on?

34300:15:31,493 --> 00:15:35,028Oh. So American, so direct.

34400:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,330I love it. John Wayne incarnate.

34500:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,783

No, not John Wayne.

34600:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,701- Who's the other one?- You're thinking of John Wayne.

34700:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,870- No, the little cowboychap-- - It's John Wayne.

348

00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,505No, I'm quite certain there's someone else!

34900:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,340Um...

35000:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,345Love, once again, I fear we'reforgetting to be good hosts.

351

00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:57,350Yes, well. You two mustbe absolutely famished.

35200:15:57,386 --> 00:15:59,219Food!

35300:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,022



Oh god!

35400:16:02,057 --> 00:16:05,025Please, do go at it.

35500:16:06,979 --> 00:16:09,229Hands are nature's forks.

35600:16:10,783 --> 00:16:13,033Gary fucking Cooper!

35700:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,534Yeah.

35800:16:16,038 --> 00:16:18,572US Navy Commander Zeke Tilsonand Lieutenant Glenn Taylor

359

00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:20,824shot down over Pakistani airspace.

36000:16:20,876 --> 00:16:23,743It's not known if the pilots survived.

36100:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,880Pentagon officials refuse to commenton the nature of their mission.

362

00:16:26,915 --> 00:16:30,000Okay, this is it. Just bepolite, guys, and be cool, okay.

36300:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,002Take my hands, take my hands.

36400:16:32,054 --> 00:16:33,670Hey, fellas.

365

00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:36,173Yeah, remember me? Lot'schanged since I saw you last

36600:16:36,225 --> 00:16:39,309Do an old pal a favor. Tell AmbassadorKittredge I'm here to see him.

367



00:16:41,847 --> 00:16:43,230How's that neck brace feeling?

36800:16:43,265 --> 00:16:45,148Ouch.

36900:16:46,518 --> 00:16:48,819It may seem like3:00 in the afternoon,

37000:16:48,854 --> 00:16:51,271but it is five minutes to midnight.

37100:16:51,323 --> 00:16:53,907All I'm asking for, Mr.Prime Minister, is time.

37200:16:53,942 --> 00:16:56,993My guy in Pakistan will be in

power in less than 24 hours.

37300:16:57,029 --> 00:16:59,863And in the meantime,you want us to do what?

37400:16:59,915 --> 00:17:01,364Nothing?

37500:17:01,366 --> 00:17:04,117

If you strike now, Avi, you'll godown as the belligerent, not Zaman.

37600:17:04,169 --> 00:17:09,539Walter, you know we alwaysshow up to war one day early.

37700:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,875In '67 we took out the Egyptian air force

378

00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:13,543before it left the ground.

37900:17:13,595 --> 00:17:17,547That's why it's called the SixDay War and not the Seven Day War.

38000:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,550



So, optimistically,let's say you take out 90%

38100:17:20,552 --> 00:17:23,520of Zaman's nuclear sites. Inever identified the target.

38200:17:23,555 --> 00:17:25,722That 10% of enriched uranium you miss,

38300:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,390finds its way to the black market.

38400:17:27,442 --> 00:17:29,442Cheap enough forAl-Qaeda, or Islamic State,

38500:17:29,478 --> 00:17:31,895or any of the other dozen

new groups that will spring up

38600:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,780the day after you launcha large-scale strike

38700:17:33,815 --> 00:17:36,399- against a Muslim country.- Saba!

388

00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,570Your grandkids will inheritan Israel that dirty bombs

38900:17:40,622 --> 00:17:42,155have rendered a fallout zone.

39000:17:42,207 --> 00:17:43,823Saba, say "go," okay?

391

00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,376I say "go." Whoever loses,

39200:17:46,411 --> 00:17:48,245I'll eat their tushie, okay?

39300:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,464If Shmuley, with the white suit, wins,



39400:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,583I'll take your plans to my generals.

39500:17:53,585 --> 00:17:57,337If Aaron, with the bluesuit, wins, I go with Pierce.

39600:17:57,389 --> 00:17:59,089Huh? Wait.

39700:18:00,842 --> 00:18:02,559Come on, Shmuley!

39800:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,177Swim, Shmuley! Swim!

39900:18:04,229 --> 00:18:05,845

Swim, Shmuley! Swim!

40000:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,397Swim! Swim! Swim, Shmuley.

40100:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,182Come on, you little son of a bitch, swim!

40200:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,817Swim!

40300:18:10,852 --> 00:18:12,319God damn it!

40400:18:13,906 --> 00:18:15,438Saba , I won. Did you see?

40500:18:19,995 --> 00:18:21,778Walter, cheer up.

40600:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,496I'm just fucking with you.

40700:18:23,532 --> 00:18:26,082Aaron always wins.

40800:18:26,118 --> 00:18:28,118



but I'll talk to my generals.

40900:18:28,170 --> 00:18:30,503If all you need is less than 24 hours,

41000:18:30,539 --> 00:18:33,290maybe we can hold off on whatever it is

41100:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,709we refuse to admit that we are planning.

41200:18:35,761 --> 00:18:37,043Thanks, Avi.

41300:18:37,828 --> 00:18:39,930You're a crazy bastard.You know that, right?

414

00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,264I know, I know.

41500:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,465That guy's out of his fucking mind.

41600:18:44,853 --> 00:18:46,303Darlings...

41700:18:46,305 --> 00:18:48,138

Sorry if we put you off earlier,

41800:18:48,140 --> 00:18:52,275it's just been such a long time sincewe've had any English-speaking company.

41900:18:52,311 --> 00:18:54,611You guys happen to havea phone around here?

420

00:18:54,646 --> 00:18:57,280Why? Are we boring you already?

42100:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,233Do you hear that,Martin? We're boring them.

42200:19:00,285 --> 00:19:02,652



Well, then we'd jolly wellbetter try to be more interesting,

42300:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,988and the only surefire way of doing that

42400:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,790is to pour your guests more wine.

42500:19:06,825 --> 00:19:09,209That boner guy is cool as fuck.

42600:19:09,244 --> 00:19:12,545Oh, that is an Eritrean fertility sculpture

42700:19:12,581 --> 00:19:14,331from the 14thcentury BC--

42800:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,499Before Christ.

42900:19:16,501 --> 00:19:18,501Extremely rare, exceedingly valuable.

43000:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,670Man, these meat things, they're delicious.

431

00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:23,340- Thank you.- Cook it slow, cook it long,

43200:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,175- the taste-- - We'renot interested, Martin

43300:19:25,227 --> 00:19:27,844So what are you guys? Like,archaeologists or something?

43400:19:27,846 --> 00:19:31,231We specialize in Egyptianand Eritrean artifacts.

43500:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,733Yes, we deal in what you mightcall the secondary market.



43600:19:33,769 --> 00:19:36,269So all this stuff is stolen.

43700:19:36,321 --> 00:19:38,021Oh, dear.

43800:19:38,073 --> 00:19:42,575Now we shall have to killthem.

43900:19:42,611 --> 00:19:44,744Oh, we don't care whatyou guys do for a living.

44000:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,329Everybody does what theyhave to do, you know.

44100:19:46,365 --> 00:19:47,998Nobody knows that better than me, right?

44200:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,700These samosas, Jesus Christ.

44300:19:50,702 --> 00:19:53,036Thank you so much. Thesecret is the sauce--

44400:19:53,088 --> 00:19:53,680Right.

44500:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,478I am pretty certain that there's just a lot

44600:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,791of people out theresearching for us right now.

44700:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,876so we really need to get out of here.

44800:19:59,928 --> 00:20:02,212Get back to our ship. If you have a phone,

44900:20:02,264 --> 00:20:03,963



we could really use it.

45000:20:04,016 --> 00:20:07,267Man, you tried this? The waythe rice dances with the chicken.

45100:20:07,302 --> 00:20:08,935Fucking A.

45200:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,723I'm afraid you can't leave.

45300:20:13,725 --> 00:20:15,025What do you mean?

45400:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,393You can't keep us here.

455

00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,945Well, we don't haveto, now. Do we, darling?

45600:20:18,980 --> 00:20:22,032There's a hundred miles ofrocks and... Taliban

45700:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,401out there as far as the eye can see...

45800:20:24,453 --> 00:20:25,902in every direction.

45900:20:25,904 --> 00:20:31,157Where would you go? You're quiteliterally in the middle of nowhere.

46000:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,502Talbot. Mr. Ambassador,before you send me to Baghdad,

46100:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,754- just hear me out. Thesegirls-- - Screw Baghdad.

46200:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,389Your butt is headed to Uganda.



46300:20:46,425 --> 00:20:48,091That embassy doesn't even have a roof.

46400:20:48,093 --> 00:20:50,677Fine. Send me wherever you want, butthese girls are dispossessed at the moment.

46500:20:50,729 --> 00:20:52,504And they just need aplace to stay until they--

46600:20:52,529 --> 00:20:53,120Talbot.

46700:20:57,269 --> 00:20:58,601Shh.

46800:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,604

Oh my.

46900:21:14,669 --> 00:21:16,619One, two,

47000:21:16,671 --> 00:21:18,538three, four, five,

47100:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,341- six...

- Seven.

47200:21:22,794 --> 00:21:24,094Seven.

47300:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,850- It's here.- Mr. Ambassador?

47400:21:30,886 --> 00:21:34,187

Oh, yes, of course. We have room here...

47500:21:34,222 --> 00:21:35,889for these seven new friends.

47600:21:35,941 --> 00:21:37,640I will arrange things...



47700:21:37,642 --> 00:21:40,860to provide them withaccommodations immediately.

47800:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,114- Thank you.- Don't talk. Just walk.

47900:21:44,149 --> 00:21:45,448Don't talk. Just walk.

48000:21:45,484 --> 00:21:46,900Just walk. Just walk.

48100:21:46,952 --> 00:21:48,701Talbot, not you.

48200:21:48,737 --> 00:21:49,903

Come here.

48300:21:56,211 --> 00:21:59,329That was totally unexpected.

48400:22:00,999 --> 00:22:02,465It's begun.

48500:22:04,886 --> 00:22:07,086Dear Lord.

48600:22:07,139 --> 00:22:09,139It's begun.

48700:22:13,645 --> 00:22:15,395If this doesn't work it's game over.

48800:22:15,430 --> 00:22:16,813What is taking them so long?

48900:22:16,848 --> 00:22:19,149I'm sure they're trying tofigure out a way to squeeze more

49000:22:19,184 --> 00:22:21,351West Bank settlements into the deal.

491



00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:22,936Here he comes.

49200:22:24,406 --> 00:22:27,023Walter, I sold your plan as best I could.

49300:22:27,025 --> 00:22:31,528It wasn't easy, but I boughtyou a few hours at the most.

49400:22:31,530 --> 00:22:34,030That's all I need. Thankyou, Mr. Prime Minister.

49500:22:34,032 --> 00:22:36,533Don't thank me. Just bring us results.

49600:22:36,535 --> 00:22:38,918- Yes, sir.

- Pierce at 6:00.

49700:22:41,923 --> 00:22:43,790Mr. Prime Minister.

49800:22:43,842 --> 00:22:45,592Walter, what the hell are you doing here?

49900:22:45,627 --> 00:22:47,377The President ordered

you to stay in New Delhi.

50000:22:47,379 --> 00:22:51,130Your air strike's on hold. Myguy Haroon Raja's got the ball,

50100:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,132and he's at the one-yard line.

50200:22:54,219 --> 00:22:56,019

- You don't know, do you?- What?

50300:22:56,054 --> 00:22:57,887These are from a security camera,

50400:22:57,939 --> 00:23:00,023taken today at the Frankfurt airport.



50500:23:00,058 --> 00:23:01,691By the way, that's in Germany.

50600:23:01,726 --> 00:23:04,777I think you'll recognize theman fleeing with $80 million

50700:23:04,813 --> 00:23:06,529as one Haroon Raja.

50800:23:06,565 --> 00:23:08,898- Bullshit.- Read 'em and weep, Larson.

50900:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,067Three aces in my handand fourth on the river.

51000:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,570Hell, by this time he'sprobably halfway to...

51100:23:14,739 --> 00:23:18,041well, not being the leader of Pakistan.

51200:23:18,076 --> 00:23:20,210That's for damn sure.

51300:23:20,245 --> 00:23:22,629Mr. Prime Minister, youand I have work to do.

51400:23:22,664 --> 00:23:26,332Walter, you have wasted my time

51500:23:26,384 --> 00:23:28,334and Israel's with all this.

51600:23:28,386 --> 00:23:31,087Go home, Larson. The adultsare handling things now.

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