Wittins: Selected Poems (no 75): These poems have been previously publishedDiehard Publishers, Callander :ISBN 978-0946230-82-2

The Caledonian Anaconda : no 76 ISBN 978 1 870978 83 5

April 1943, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of AustriaAutopsy o a Corp (Flodden)Bum NotesCaledonian AnacondaCharlie Chaplin: Against the OddsClearancesDarienFriday July 1940, Gadiefest 2010Gull’s PicnicHarlawI chapped doon the Muckle Aipple TreeI lue ma Kintra, Owersett o John Clare’s TrespassPassing ThroughSchool Assembly Guest, Sea Side WW2September New DeerSophie, St. Margaret’s KirkStraaberry DayThe Cat’s BirthdayThe Day AfterThe Doric FestivalThe Efterstang, The Flicht o the Fite MochThe Nobodies, The Norlan Win, The Taste of Summer, The Twa Faces o BrideThe Warld Accordin tae ma Faither, Three Haikus, Time in a PyokeTrain Trip HomeTug of War, Wallace at the Stirling MonumentWhereStoriesHector the HooletThe Tree o LifeAnely an Act o GodThe Beserker : Poetry Pamphlet 77 Published by Lochlands, Maud, Aberdeenshire 2011

A Jaunt roon ScotlanA Love Letter to Mr Spock.A Poem of Ibsen QuotesA Poem of Norse Proverbs A Poem of Norwegian Proverbs. A Trio of Sami ProverbsAal EelAdios to the NoughtiesAirport Security. An Aberdonian Xmas WishAt the AirportBen the CloudsDaith o a Matriarch. Far, far from people Land. For Kay CarmichaelLoch Muick as an Ironing BoardMajor Weir. Mary King's CloseMeditation Hall, BalquidderMr BirdMr RightMrs Lion's Culinery Tips.New Year's Eve, 2009 Norse Cuisine. Observed Behaviour at an AirportOoto the ElementsOslo. PubertyPuberty: Edvard Munch, Ragin Littlin. Rainy Ballater. Santa Fun RunSkreichSkreich.Skreich2Sneezy ScandinaviaSnowball MoonStuffed Bear. Tae Norroway The Blin Lump. The Ecumenical Stalagmites The House with the GunThe LandlordThe Last Will & Testament o the Turra CooThe Protestant. The Roaring GameThe Yule LogTwa Traditional Doric Graces. Vigeland Sculpture Park.VIP Suite,Pittodrie. William Blake as a Kelpie .Winter Street, OsloWinter Train.

Woodland Burial: Angus Calder.

Census Matters 2011: Malfranteaux Concepts ISBN 978 1 87098 83 5

A Soldier’s FrienAiberdeen 2011An Owerset frae Mythical StoriesAn Owerset o Fredman’s SongAt the HairdresserCensus Matters: 2011Déjà vu LittlinDenlethenDug CheilEen faistened wi preensFlash FictionFruit o ParadiseHell’s AngelsHeroin BluesHow to Pocket an MPIn the Room next DoorIt was a Marvellous PartyJane Russell’s popped her bra strapsJohn Clare OwersetLe Temps MenacantLove Song to a CityLuikin at a corpse’s IntimmersLumphanan’s WitchesPark and RidePoem tae a Drivin InstructorRoseileSaddleworth MoorScolty Shall I list yer faats?Sheetin Hares bi MorvenSpare PartsSuddenly, aged 35The AippleThe Clonycavn CaseThe CensusThe Duchess o Richmond & GordonThe Dyslexic LaptopThe FlechThe Friday TsunamiThe GoringsThe Harrowgate HoardThe Irish SoldierThe KistThe Lovers of Union SquareThe Queen o TattiesThe Social WirkerThe Soldier’s girlThe TV Washes awa the Day

Wame MatesThree Women Circled Weirdich WellTounser SeagullTribal Trees

Mr. Pavlova’s Comb-Over: 2011 Reading Bus Press ISBN 978-0-9564837-7-5ContentsMr Pavlova’s Comb-OverThe WhirlwinDoonpishSleeplessPirate BeardieThe YirdThe SpurgieThe Duchess of Rothesay’s VisitDog-Speak round the WorldBilly BoyAunty MaryMa Sister BellePrawns in Princess StreetDeath of a HamsterThe BoxJessicaSuperbabiesThe PuggiesThe Asda BearsStory Buik FowkThe TurtlesBunfecht in the BakeryTinniesRow row row the BoatWatterBa Ba Black SheepGin ye gang by BramblebraeFit Like Kittlin?Percy the ParrotFive Wee RiveriesThe Chilli MonsterDear Agony UncleDopplegangerGatecrashersThe ChuddyAuld Meldrum’s Moose

Crannog Woman 2011 Malfranteaux ConceptsISBN 978 1 870978 972

Backie at GloaminBlind Rain, Bronte TourBus Queue, Crannog WomanDeer on Snawy Bens, Dermatome ManDunkeld FountainEmigration Stone, Fat Wifie on the Beach, First Wages, Indian Rope Trick, JimLittle Hooves, Milkin TimeMorning Light New York, Pink Hoose on the BosphorusRats,Roustabouts, Sea MemorialSoroptimistsSpring at King’s College, Stag Beetle, Taweret’s FollowerTea & Suicide The Burns SupperThe Chimney Pot’s Perspective, The ConqueredThe Empty Cot, The Flittin,The Liggers’ StaneThe Mermaid’s Last GigThe Metal CowThe Mountain HareThe Musical ToasterThe NeptuneThe OgreThe Thought PerformanceThe Waukrife Win, The WeddingThorn WomanThree BankersTiger Penis, Trespassers, New DeerTwo LoversVersailles

Bluid-Kin: pub.Malfranteaux Concepts, Aberdeen ISBN 978 1 870978 19 4 (81)Contents

A Bairn’s First Screivins,

A Different Midwife,A Letter frae the FutureAn English Field, Barren, Callander OasisCentipede, ChangeChanticleer’s Comb, Echo of RumiElizabeth TaylorEsholt, EmmerdaleFingal’s Cave, Four Mysteries of York, Frae Sraìd na Banrighinn tae ObanGreen Tara’s SonHaworthHigh Summer, Highland GamesImpermanence,In Praise of Liam Neeson,In the Interests of DemocracyKeening, KinsmanLast Supper,Letter to Port & Starboard, Love StoryMay Time (i) and (ii), Meditation in WinterNellfield Kirkyaird,OrangeyPipe Band, ObanPuffinSally’s Pool, Scots Owersetts o Candiani & BashoSea Visions, Sraìd nam Marbh (Street of the Dead)The Bird Man in the Willow,The Burn (i) and (ii) & (iii)The City of YorkThe Come Back KidThe Finns, The Howf Ower the Border, The Wars in the RosesThings I ken aboot Masel, Three Scots Owersetts o SimicWren,

Hen Utopia: pub.Malfranteaux Concepts, Aberdeen 2011 ISBN 978 1 870978 10 1 Contents

Advice to a Plague VictimAn Unsung Oil Cantata: lyricsAt the Scots Word Ceilidh, Buchan in August, Ding Dong the Catholic Bells, Dream of a Scottish King,

EstrangedFirst Pick, Geographic Tongue, Girl with Dead Canary, HeartlessHen Utopia Honeymoon Sweet, IncominKidnappedKittlin, Landscape with Huntsman & Dead GameLanguage of the Leaves, Magi McGlynnMeen-Time MullNoddies Not Home NowOn Death Row Oor Willie’s Report CardPoor Gracie is Dead Ring a Rosies, Shifting Landscapes, Sleepin Bairn, Tea Room Balquidder, Textures of LifeThe Cailleach’s SangThe Fecht of AberdeenThe Gossiping Sacra ScripturaThe Haddo MothersThe Holy GuairdThe Hues o Flooers, The Kingfisher’s Pool, The Michty Finn, The Plague in AberdeenThe Procedure, The SacristThe Singin SycamoreThe Speckled CauldronThe Wickerman Moment,

Thorgunna’s Curse: Poems & Stories: malfranteaux concepts 2012ISBN : 978 1 870978 26 2 (83)

Contents

The Poems

Animals at Large,ObanBuddha-Frost, Checkin Oot, Fort William. Checkin oot, Glesga.Climbers on Ben Nevis, Footsteps on an Island, KerreraHemingwayIn MemoriamIn Potma PrisonInverness-Fort WilliamMarischal fae Prayer tae LearOctober:DrumnadrochitRaidersThe Harry Potter TrainThe Jacobite Express. The Sang o Traivellin AngusThe Song of OssiThorgunna’s Curse

The Stories

A Whale Boy’s JournalBeensDream o the Fisherman’s WifeDulseKippersSufferings of the Ice Bound WhalersThe BunnetThe Chinese PearlThe Fish GutterThe Mermaid’s Keekin GlaissThe PottieThe Scullery MaidTwo Schoolboys

Three Cats FlyingPub: Malfranteaux Concepts, Aberdeen 2012ISBN 978 1 870978 32 3Contents

A Very Auspicious Birthday, An thon is yer Glamourie (owerset), Andra in a Comic, As the Clock Ticks

Audun’s BearBarin Three Broon Teeth, Boy on a Sofa, BravoCampbden TownCauldron Rocks, Child Model, Crossing Princes Street, Crows in the FrostEavesdropper, Fareweel (owerset)Gale in a Northern City, Girl in a Punt, Groundswell, Hand-me-down Joe, I cried a MississipiI think I’ll be a SailorLa ChanteuseLa Leçon de Piano, Little Dragon Grand-daughter, My Uncle’s Ladies, Myndin Day for the War Deid (owerset)November Wid FinzeanQuiet Moment, Rottenrow, SarcophagusShe could have come from anywhere, St Nicholas Kirk SpringThe BosieThe Coffee PotThe Death of KjartanThe EngineerThe Glesga Sparkie, The Halflin HerdThe HectorThe Listening Ear, The MurderessThe Paris Café, The Singing Butler, The Summer HedonistThe Teddy, Twa owersets o Dhanyill KharmsTwa Wirkers, Two Scots Owersets of Negro PoetryVision of Hitler in Sauchiehall Street, Zoot Suits,

2012: Matzevot: A Walk on the Face of Gravestones:Poems & Tales in Scots & English: malfranteaux concepts ISBN 978 1 870978 19 4

Contents

4 Korean owersettsA Carol fu o StyteA Quiet Place All This and More.American Military Cemetary, Madingley. Another FlittingAt King’s College Chapel, CambridgeBuddha at the Bodhi TreeBussing from LondonCambridgeCatriona & the Old Ladies. Crossing Surrey. Cutty Sark’s FamiliarsDaith o a Hero. Doll. Edge. Final Journey. Girl Cupping her Breast. In Praise of LallansInternational Carrot DayLecht Pines. Loch Kinord. Matzevot: A Walk on the Face of GravestonesMorton’s ToeNight Fields. Olympics, London 2012. Ossian Hunts the DeerOwersets o Vietnamese LullabiesPark Seat. Preparing to Spawn.PylonsQing goes PingRatzinger: Stimme GottesRavensReturn to the Promised LandThe Animal RefugeesThe Borrowed DaysThe CookThe Deevil an the QuineThe Desperate Battle of the BirdsThe Ineffective ScarecrowThe Kist. The Painter, DaddThe Peplos Kore. The Poker GameThe Tub. Clap Trap. The Vision after the SermonThe WaiterThe Weaver of Grass. Titanic: Strange CargoWe don’t serve Corpses here. Whin

The Stories : Pages 35-42 Monster Munch. The Torry Battery Squatter Dhanakhosa: Balquhidder Eden

STEENS Poems & Tales in Scots & English by Sheena Blackhall. Pub. Malfranteaux Concepts 2012 ISBN 978 1 870978 22 4Contents (no 86 pamphlet)

• A Fragmented Story• A Mother’s Gifts• A Poem of Broken Shards, • A Sliver of June• Advice his Mother Gave Him, • Advice the Warld Gied Me• After-Shocks, • Autumn Cough• Ballerina haiku, • Balquidder in June, • Blessings, • Blue Boat• Burning Sand, • Bus Tour, Inverness-John o Groats• Callander Easter 2012, • Flegs, • Glen Inhabitants,• Harebells• Hercule Poirot• In the Temple of the Air, • Kennin, • Lessons, • Midnicht Thochts, • Moon Struck, • Mr Squirrel, • Nemo Me Impune Lacessit, • Nettles, • Nicht (Ballater)• Nigredo/Albino• On a Vegan Retreat• Opium Quine, • Orkney• Passing Through, • Rationed, • Remember, • Ruby(a Bairn Rhyme) • Schemies, • Scots Owersets o Japanese Tanka• Setterday in Callander• Steens, • The Auld Man o Hoy, • The Blue Coat, • The Cannie Slugs, • The Face of Rage• The Little Maid o Norway• The Midgie,• The Pipe, • The Poppy, • The Poser, • The Spurgie on the Buss• The Swilkie Whirl Puil• The Taed• The Underwear Poem• The Welcomin Local, • The Witch Girl, • The Witnesses• Tree Plantin for Manjusvara• Vanished, • Winter Haiku, • Writer’s Block Unblocked,

The Merry Dancers ISBN 1 870 978 22 4 9 (Pamphlet no 87)

Poems, ballads and tales from the North Sea and the Baltic, in Scots and English. Published by Malfranteaux Concepts, Aberdeen ©Sheena Blackhall and Tom Hubbard 2012

Contents: (Blackhall)

• Ca-Cannie• Cave Cave Deus Videt• Charlie Chatts• Fa Bedd in the Skull• Gavin Greig• Gyte• Morten’s Hinmaist Voyage• Papaless an the Greedy Troll• The Auld Wife sat by the Fire• The Body Snatchers• The Cat on the Dovrefell• The Egg Born Princess• The Fermer an the Craa• The Milky Wye• The Plague Demon• The Queen o the Baltic• The Stottin Cats• The Third Earl o Balcarres• Tiidu the Flute Player

Impossible Gifties: Poems in Scots & English: Severin Publishing, 2012 (Pamphlet no 88)ContentsAnd the washing still out dryingExit Music for a Dead MusicianGiftiesHoning InIn ma Uncle’s CornparkLike T-RexOne Lump not TwoPoeta est in SilvaThe Charge of the Movie BrigadeThe Dragon

Cleaning the Apostle Spoons: Poems in Scots & English (Pamphlet no 89)Published by Malfranteaux Concepts AberdeenISBN 978 1 870978 59 0 (pub 2012)

Cleaning the Apostle Spoons: Contents21st Century, A Case of Minoir Cannibalism A Linguistic Maitter A Question of Science

A Reference for Robert De Brus A Temporary Tenant Alba the Pantomime Horse An Alleyway in Chengde City, ChinaAside the Watter At the Glesga Necropolis Brian BlessedChanting a Mantra Cleaning the Apostle SpoonsDandy DisraeliFull Stops Glasgow RapGlesga: Tale o a Toun Hello PensionerIn the Spirit of the Kaki Tree Jessica Ootbye Letters from Home WW1 Memorial for Stillborn BabiesNapoleon to JosephineNocturneOn Union Street Aiberdeen Organ Recital at Kelvingrove MuseumPietermaritzburg WummanQuestionsSalvador Dali on Salvador DaliScunneredThe Faa o the Warsaw GhettoThe Floating HeadsThe Gory Bells (Gorbals)The Half-Filled CemeteryThe HMS Royal OakThe MacnabThe St Kilda Archipelago Soay Sheep The Terminators Tropical Storm Sri Lanka Wild Cat

Peach Blossom Petals: Folk Tales and Poems of Vietnam: Published by Malfranteaux Concepts ISBN : 978 1 870978 90 3 (2012)

Contents1-3: Ten Ca dao 3: Fishin in Autumn 4: Tellin the Warld o ma Sairs4-5: The Tiger (Story)6-7: The Wirm an the Snailie (Story)

7-8: The Tale o the Rice Cake (Story) 9: The Meen Loon (Story) 10: Buddha Statue

11-12: The Tale o the Watter Melon (Story)13-14: The Witness (Story)15-16: The Legend o the Milky Way (Story)

16: Puggie Sleepin17: Cu Rùa18: The Legend o the Gowden Turtle God

A Nest of Tongues: Contents Published by Malfranteaux Concepts AberdeenISBN : 978 1 870978 91 0 (2012)

A Heeze o PoetsA Piddlin Affair, A Proverbial PoemAt Ahrweiler Cemetery, Auld YoweBishop HattoBus trip Stirling-CallanderCochem, Coo at Cwid, Europort HollandFatherFerry, Flat Lands, GretnaHanky PankyHolland, GermanyIn a Handbag Darkly, Letter to a Dead Father, Mainsgill Farm Yorkshire, Market Town (Ahrweiler)MoselleOctober DeesideOctober Journey, Old Otto’s Proverbs, Overheard on the Govan Train, PawnsPigsRhenish wineScenes along the RhineSenescence,

The Cabinet of CuriositiesThe Coo’s TailThe Lark Person, The Lorelei, The Mouse Tower, The Richt Fool MochThe Siren of the RhineTwinned Towns, What the Dickens

24-30: Short Story: Willie

In Faldy’s Wood 2013 (Lochlands)Poems & Tales in Scots & English by Sheena Blackhall

Contents

3 Flash Fiction Tales3 Owersets of John Clare3 Poems for Winnie Le BlackhallAlexander Graham BellBuchan ParksCooried DoonCutty SarksDolly the SheepFadlydyke New DeerFor Dr George PhilpFrench Kitty Rankine, LachlanIn Faldy’s WoodJames Clerk Maxwell, James Shepherd-BarronJames Young SimpsonJohn Logie Baird, Lang John on a Deid Man’s ChestNiverlanPineSea Gift. Ten Blessings, The AnatomistsThe Art of Dying. The Brock, The Buchan Jackdaa, The Cabbage Song, The Chinese Mither’s LamentThe Cornfield,

The Deepest Rest, The Dragon an the RabbitThe Hen & the Rain, The HolocaustThe Laddie caad Hector, The Lassie caad Lucy, The PhilosopherThe Quest (story)Winter LandscapeWinter TimeWish List for Scotland

Walking in Blake’s Garden : Poetry Pamphlet 93Published by Lochlands, Maud, AberdeenshireCopyright: S. Blackhall 2013

Contents

A Fartin Cat. Chatsworth (1) Chatsworth(2). Chesterfield Spire (1) &(2). Chickens. David Toulmin SongFear BhataGloucester Old Spot Piglet.Goat. Hen. I mynd the wirds ma grannie eased tae spikIn a Poultry ShedIn a Rugby Park, DerbyshireIn the PeaksIsaac Benzies. Jock Thomson’s Bairns in the Ship o Charon. Latchy SpringMearns.MeltwaterOn the Death of Margaret Thatcher. Peak District AprilQueen Mary, jyledSeamus the Cuddy. ShellymanSheltieShorthornStone Age OrcadiansThe Ice Queen’s PanjotterrelsThe No-One Poem. The Ordinary MiracleThe Skivvies o Chatsworth HouseThe Street

The Tod frae the Wids. The Village o EyamTo Make Love Without LoveTwo Vietnamese OwersettsWeather Maitters. When Walking in Blake’s GardenWinter, Glen Quoich

The Rescue (short story)Help! (short story)

Grey Matter: 2013 ( pub. Lochlands, Maud Aberdeenshire) (pamphlet 94)Poems & Tales in Scots & English by Sheena Blackhall

ContentsA Girl called MothA Scots OwersetAftermath of WarAngry WomenBlairgowrie in MeyBreaking PointBuildings FetishDead Man’s PennyDr Sheila DouglasFlat DaddiesGhaists on a Dyke, Glen GairnGirseGrey matterHandle with CareHead BangerHillie’s RuckHotel Democracy RapIain Banks RIPIn the Mortician’s ParlourKingdom of GraffitiLinn o DeeMainstream ClassMary Queen of HeartsMermaidsMey Ballater- BraemarNeanderthal’s ValentinePaper WeightPerspectivesPitlochry in MeyReturn of a ChildRough SleeperSkin ParchmentSklaikSycamore SeedsTell Tale Tits

The BathThe Court Hoose Windae BoxThe Fit Washin o Tam MishanterThe Giant HensThe Love BuzzThe Sea Horse ChallengeThe St Andrew’s SongThe Vision of the Woody MessiahsTree SpikkWallYowes

Destiny Stone Story

Goosebumps for Beginners (pamphlet 95)2013 ( pub. Lochlands, Maud Aberdeenshire)Poems & Tales in Scots & English by Sheena Blackhall

ContentsA Day to RememberA Roman Soldier ReflectsA Scot Owersett o the Poem Gairden Fragrance bi Lam Thi My Da, A Scots Owersett o the poem Hunger, bi Jane Hirshfield A Scots Owersett o the poem Local bi Henrik Norbrandt, A Scots owersett o the poem Lost, bi Czeslaw Milosz A Scots Owersett of The Guid news, bi Thich Nhat Hanh A Wheen Owersetts inno Scots o English Translations bi Sam Hamill O Journey to the Interior bi BashoAn Owersett in Scots o Baby Lift by Nguyen Phan Que MaiAn Owersett in Scots o Starnies in the Mak o Cairryin Poles, Nguyen Phan Que MaiAn Owersett in Scots o Summer on a Sidewalk by Nguyen DoAt the Shrine Room GateAuld SheltBalquhidder 2013Basho’s Daith PoemBirdies Table WatchinBouncerBragging Rights at Haddo HouseBraw SimmerC’est la VieCallander JuneDoomed ChildDoomed IvyEnd PlayFor People who hate MathsGlobal Snap ShotsGoosebumps for BeginnersHouse Martin on a WireInventory of Notable ThingsLines on a Summer’s DayMa Faither’s scarf an the Dalai LlamaMerleMidsummer Solstice

My Mother the GazelleOff the Peg: Bridal Fitting, June 2013On Writing a PoemOperation Babylift: from Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaRite of PassageRooseRules on Visiting Aberdeen Rumi Owersett: the Guest HooseScots Owersett o Optimistic Wee Poem bi Hans Magnus Enzensberger, Six Degrees of SeparationThe Cry of the Summer ButterflyThe Farm HaibunThe Hen’s SiestaThe Last Angel in TownThe Moon-Pulled SeaThe Owl at the End of the MindThe Trouble with WarThirteen Ways of Looking at a MotherTrying on Poem Titles for SizeTwo Trips to AuschwitzValentine Card

The Aye-Aye: pub Lochlands 2013 Pamphlet no 96

51st Highlander PoemA Puckle Doric Wirds I LikeA Waddin ToastAmangst the Trees 3 Birds War SteerinAnimals on the RazzleAt the Brig o DeeBirthdayBosie (Billy Collins)Condor Ferry, Jersey-St MaloCro MagnonErsatz on JerseyFit Div ye DeeFitbaaFruits de Mer, St MaloGorillaHazelHow Lies Grow( Maxine Chernoff)JerseyJune Mary SinclairLe VagabondLife in the UKMeerkatMemorial Day for ChildhoodMussel Moued CharlieNeeds

OrangutangPhyllis FlamingoPsalm Before Sleep (Peter Cooley)Scots Owersetts of Japanese tankaScots Owersetts of Ono no KarachiSilence (Primo Levi)Slavery on JerseySnakeSomethin in us Niver DeesSt MaloThank you SpringThe Aye-AyeThe Bewties of the Fute-BallThe Black an Fite CatThe Dream o the Restless BairnickieThe Faither (Nguyen Duy)The Robin’s NestThe Royal MountTouristsTravelWuhan

Shards: Poems & Tales in Scots & English by Sheena Blackhall 2013 No 97ContentsA Puckle Owersetts in Scots : Stanley Kunitz, Robert Bly, Paul CelanA Rowie for meA Royal BabyA Young Inguana, Aiberdeen meets EmbroAndrew CarnegieAsteroids 5099 iainbanks. AutumnBlackwell’s yetts Car on a Barber’s ChairChardonnayEncounter Jack the Fruit Bat, Jenny GeddesOtters, Owersetts of Poems by Nguyen DuyParfum de La Vieille DamePort an Fruit CakeShardsThe Blue PurseThe Bog KingThe DooThe Inconstant LoverThe John Ross RapThe Otter,

The Wid o Aiks. The Wood has Many DoorsThe Wyce like HeronThey Feared. TravellersTribal ProcessionsVeritas Vos Liberabit, Wee Chookie Wren WirdsWoodland Tryst,

StoriesScreivin in ScotsThe WallThe Yowes an the Tortoises: Scots Version of a Traditional Nigerian Tale

Sheena Blackhall: Short Story Collections (Some Poems included)1. Nippick o Nor East Tales: Keith Murray Publications 1989 ISBN 1 870978 099

BONNIE AS A PICTURBONNIE’S NAE AATHINHORSE HURLINCOMERSLADY’S CHOICELILY O THE FIELDLUIKSSTINCHTHE AULD KISTTHE CROSSTHE ROUPTHE TELEPHONE CALLTHE VISITORTHE WAATWA WEEMINWATTIE COCHRANE’S COORTIN

2. Reets: Keith Murray Publications 1991 ISBN 870978 331A DAUNDER BEN THE SMIRRREETSSILLERTHE BANDIE AN THE SHARKTHE BEN THE BURN AN THE CLAIKIN TREETHE BONNIE BIRDIETHE TAED WI THE GOWDEN SANGTHE WATTERGAWTHE WEE CURDOOWATTER

COUNT TO TENFLESH AND BLOODROYAL SHORTBREADTHE CONCERTTHE FOOD PARCELTHE FROGTHE HONEY THAT CAME FROM THE SEATHE JAM JARTHE MIRRORTHE TWILIGHT ZONE

COUNT TO TENFLESH AND BLOODROYAL SHORTBREADTHE CONCERTTHE FOOD PARCELTHE FROGTHE HONEY THAT CAME FROM THE SEATHE JAM JARTHE MIRRORTHE TWILIGHT ZONE

3. Hint o Granite: Hammerfield Publications 1992A LOVE OF A GIRLA MAITTER O STATUSAN APPRAISAL OF THE WORK OF SHEENA BLACKHALL BY DAVID OGSTONCUPID AN THE BUIKWIRMDAFFSFURREIGN CURRENCYGRANITEHAUDIN ONRUTHSTEEKIT THEGITHERTHE CONVEYOR BELTTHE DOLL’S HOUSETHE LIVING SPITTHE MAHARAJAH’S ELEPHANTTHE PIANIETHE ROUNDABOUTTHE SWINGING SIXTIESTINT TAE THE WARLDTONGS RULE OKWHAT’S IN A NAMEWIDDENDREME

4. Braeheid. A Fairm an its Fowk: Hammerfield Publishing 1993BRAEHEID, A FAIRM AN ITS FOWKGRANNY’S DAY OOTLOSIN GRIPMAY THE LORD MAKK US TRULY THANKFUMOLLY DUTHIE’S DOONCAMSAMUEL PEPYS AN THE STAGSAUSAGESTHE CAPTAIN O INDUSTRYTHE CLOCKIN HENTHE FOWER FIERSTHE HUNTER’S MERKTHE LANG PUILTHE SHEPHERD’S GHAISTTHE SWEEMIN LESSONTHE WEE ANGELTHE WORRITTINKER, TAILORXMAS EVE

BRAEHEID, A FAIRM AN ITS FOWKGRANNY’S DAY OOTLOSIN GRIPMAY THE LORD MAKK US TRULY THANKFUMOLLY DUTHIE’S DOONCAMSAMUEL PEPYS AN THE STAGSAUSAGESTHE CAPTAIN O INDUSTRYTHE CLOCKIN HENTHE FOWER FIERSTHE HUNTER’S MERKTHE LANG PUILTHE SHEPHERD’S GHAISTTHE SWEEMIN LESSONTHE WEE ANGELTHE WORRITTINKER, TAILORXMAS EVE

5. A Kenspeckle Creel: Hammerfield Publishing 1995A HAIK WI THE KYEA MEEN RUNEANITHER BREED, ANITHER AGEAULD CAILLEACHBROKEN HERTCAMBUS O MAYCAPERCAILZIECOSTA FORTUNADAUNCE O THE GENESDAUNCE O THE YEARSELLY BROONFAITHER-TONGUEFLEDGLINGSGAIRN-GRANARYGANGREL SLEEPINHAIRSTHIGHLAND CATARACT- LINN O DEELEDDYBIRD LEDDYBIRDMARCOVALDO AT THE SUPERMARKETMEEN AN GNACMUSHIES IN THE TOUNPINETARLANDTEENIE AN THE HEDGEHOGTHE BIRLIN YEARSTHE CAT’S PYJAMASTHE COLLOGUE O THE BIRDIESTHE FEELTHE GOLLACH GANGTHE GUDEMAN’S CRAFTIETHE MONARCH O THE GLENTHE NICHT BUSTHE OUN’S DOOTHE PIECE TINTHE PUNNIETHE REID FLANNEL SARKTHE SONG OF THE RIVERTHE WID ON THE HIGHROADTHIS IS THE HOOSE JACK BIGGITTHREE GULLSWIDDERZZZZUMMERTIME

6. Wittgenstein's Web: G.K.B.Enterprises 1996 ISBN 09526554 11BIRDIE ON THE WIREBOMBFREMMITJUANMUCKLE FUSH- TEENIE FUSHROAD RAGESIMMER INTERLUDE- A MONOLOGUESPIKKTHE CHRISTMAS CRACKERTHE CORBIE COACHTHE COX’S PIPPINTHE CRAIGENDARROCH KELPIETHE DIARYTHE MITHERTHE PUNNIETHE STEELER

BIRDIE ON THE WIREBOMBFREMMITJUANMUCKLE FUSH- TEENIE FUSHROAD RAGESIMMER INTERLUDE- A MONOLOGUESPIKKTHE CHRISTMAS CRACKERTHE CORBIE COACHTHE COX’S PIPPINTHE CRAIGENDARROCH KELPIETHE DIARYTHE MITHERTHE PUNNIETHE STEELER

7. The Bonsai Grower: GKB Enterprises 1998 ISBN 095265542XCLOCKWIRKCOUNT DOWN FOR A CARRY OUTFLY ME TO THE MOON, MR RACCOONJANUS AND THE STARLINGSJUMPING JEHOSAPHATSIX OF THE BESTSWIMMING IN THE DARKTHE BONSAI GROWERTHE CHIPPED-PLATE PERSONTHE GIFTTHE GUID FECHTTHE HAGGISTHE HAIRST MEENTHE HOWE O MARTULLICHTHE PLAGUE O GUFFIES

8. The Fower Quarters: GKB Enterprises 2002 ISBN 0 9526554 6 2A GEY DOUR BITCHA VERY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILYA VERY SPECIAL CHILDBLESSED WI THE GIFTCANDLEMASSCEEVIC DUTYDISRAELI FOR MEIN THE BAGLAMMASMARTINMASSMILLENNIUM MOGGIES INCMISSING THE BUSNOTHING PERSONALPRUNE STONESPURITYTHE SMILING HORSE OF TROYTHE WARLOCK’S CURSETHREE LITTLE WORDSVEESITORSWHITSUN

A GEY DOUR BITCHA VERY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILYA VERY SPECIAL CHILDBLESSED WI THE GIFTCANDLEMASSCEEVIC DUTYDISRAELI FOR MEIN THE BAGLAMMASMARTINMASSMILLENNIUM MOGGIES INCMISSING THE BUSNOTHING PERSONALPRUNE STONESPURITYTHE SMILING HORSE OF TROYTHE WARLOCK’S CURSETHREE LITTLE WORDSVEESITORSWHITSUN

9. Indian Peter: Thistle Reprographics, Limited Edition 2004 (children's stories in Scots)

AT THE MALLCHANGIN TIMES, CHANGIN FAIMLIESCHRISTMASEPITAPHFIREFOO THE ADDER IS SAE LANGFOWER BREETS AT BIDE AT HAME WIDGRANNYGROUNDEDHAMESHAMILTON THE HAMSTERLOCAL HERO, INDIAN PETERMARJORY’S HOOSEMOLLY EMSLIE’S DUGPIPER’S PORRIDGEPUBERTYSCOTCH N WATTERSCOTLANDSCREIVIN SANGS FUR LITTLINSSHOPPIESSNAILIESPORTS DAYSTATIONTHE DINOSAUR SANGTHE ENERGY SANGTHE MONSTER AT THE BRIG O DEETHE SCOTTISH YEARTHE SILKIE AN THE HERRINTHE SLEEP WIZARDTHE TALE O BIRLY WHEELTHE TALE O PEELY WALLYTHE TALE O TWA COORSE BREETS

10. Pie in the Sky: Thistle Reprographics, Limited Edition 2004 (adult stories

FILLINTHE PAIL WITH MOONSHINELARACHPIE IN THE SKYSCREIVERS TAK TENTTHE AIBLICH’S MOOTHE BEN O THE MISTSTHE BOXTHE DRUID’S CURSETHE ISLE O THE DEIDTHE NEWS YESTREENTHE PEER O THE PAIRISHTHE PROPHETTHE WYE THE COYOTE HOWLSTHRIFT

FILLINTHE PAIL WITH MOONSHINELARACHPIE IN THE SKYSCREIVERS TAK TENTTHE AIBLICH’S MOOTHE BEN O THE MISTSTHE BOXTHE DRUID’S CURSETHE ISLE O THE DEIDTHE NEWS YESTREENTHE PEER O THE PAIRISHTHE PROPHETTHE WYE THE COYOTE HOWLSTHRIFT

11. Victor Vratch :Bairn Tales in Scots & English: Lochlands1. The Tale o Birly Wheel2. The Tale o Bruce the Mervel3. The Tale o Coordy Custard4. The Tale o Dauvit Duff5. The Tale o Furly McFarlane6. The Tale o Geordie the Gerbil7. The Tale o Gracy Girn8. The Tale o Granny Riddle9. The Tale o Jeemsie’s Starnie10. The Tale o Jessie the Jumbo11. The Tale o Kirsty the Coo12. The Tale o Lowpity’s Teeth13. The Tale o Peely Wally14. The Tale o Plinky frae Plong15. The Tale o Rory the Stag16. The Tale o Rosy Vine17. The Tale o Skirl an Mooch (2)18. The Tale o Skirly an Mooch (1)19. The Tale o Snochrie the Snaa-man20. The Tale o Suzy the Soo21. The Tale o Teenie Pence22. TheTale o the Bobbydazzler23. The Tale o the Minnie Minnie Mony Feet24. The Tale o the Shargeret Fir Tree25. The Tale o the Twa Coorse Breets26. The Tale o Victor Vratch27. The Tale o Waggitie Will

12: Isle o the Deid :Short Stories in Scots by Sheena Blackhall ( Malfranteaux Concepts, Aberdeen, 2010, archkmm@yahoo.co.uk ISBN 978 1 870978 63 7 Printed by Thistle Reprographics, 55 Holburn Street Aberdeen. £5.00 Contents

Isle o the DeidLegendSquallicherThe Rockin CheerThe Shell Suit SamaritanWaking with Peewits Crying

13.The Chimaera Institute: Published by Lochlands, Maud, Aberdeenshire

Also an e-pub 2011The Chimaera Institute The RatterThe Keeper of the KennelsThe ShoesThe CookThe Moral CompassThe Bridge14. The Honey that Came from the Sea: e-pub 2011 Smashwords etcCount to TenThe Food ParcelThe Honey that came from the SeaThe MirrorRoyal ShortbreadThe Jam JarThe ConcertThe Twilight ZoneThe FrogThe Bonsai GrowerThe HaggisSwimming in the DarkThe Chipped Plate PersonFly me to the MoonJumping JehosophatCount Down for a CarryoutSix of the BestThe GiftJanus and the StarlingPurityIn the BagThe Very Special ChildMillennium MoggiesNothing PersonalThe Smiling Horse of TroyPrune StonesA Very Dysfunctional FamilyThree Little WordsMissing the BusThe Conveyor BeltTongs Rule okThe RoundaboutThe Living SpitThe Swinging SixtiesThe Doll’s HouseWhat’s in a NameThe Maharaja’s ElephantCosta Fortuna

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