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Dear Church of IOI,

At the time of the great destabilization, the universe expandedand gave rise to space and particles. Each particle had, at that time,a counterpoint that existed in multiple states in the space in between.

This still exists, and makes everything interconnected.

This great destabilization lead to the existence of particleswithin space that are connected, for there is no one without theother. This great force that is the proximate cause of both gravity andatom bombs caused planets and stars to be formed.

Upon one planet, and many others, amino acid chains- wakingup from their destabilized form by kinetic, chemical, and electric

energy- began to again revert to their organized original state. Someof these chains became so complex in their attempt to return to anorganized state that they formed opinions and expectations oforderliness.

Religious observance days of the religion dubbed "ioi" will bethe Monday or Friday before or after any three day weekendpermitted by the Holiday Laws of the nation in which you live.

It is not a sin to work on a Nationally recognized holiday.

Monothestic deities are encouraged. The idea that all matter,electricity, and space is connected is central to the core belief of thereligion.

It is acceptable to raise an eyebrow or question anyone'sbelief- but with respect and genuine desire to understanding of theirmetaphor.

Athiests and agnostics are welcome if they acknowledgecoincidence, interconnectedness, strangeness, or weirdness to ahuman existence. Such people are encouraged to explore theinterconnectedness of space, and to focus on science rather thanreligion.

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The most traditional form of sacrament is the drinking ofwater. The drinking of water is required on Sunday. The drinking ofwater is also encouraged on Friday, as this is when the greatdestabilization occurred.

The inhaling of various forms of smoke on any day of the weekis a sacrament to nothingness as it embraces eventual death. Aswith any substance ingested or brought into the body, the individualwho takes within them that substance does so of their ownaccord. One should take sufficient steps to ensure that theirexperiments or ways of life do not harm those around them, includingfamily, friends, or the public at large. These harms include thosepsychological, monetary, or distance from loved ones, no matter whosays whose fault it is.

Sunday is a day of rest. No person, nor institution, except thegovernment of your nation, can require of you anything onSunday. Sunday is a day of reflection, and personal intermingling.

Although you are not required to work, you may perform anyfunction on a Sunday. The use of copy and paste, by mouse,keyboard, or other method of selection should be avoided. Suchwork is a sin on Sunday, as it promotes replication of information. Alltext should be typed by keystroke, dictated, or through mental controlof device, creating and inspiring originality in thought.

The copying of files and the making of backups on aSunday isa sin, except when committed by those working for the centralauthority, thereby creating the double standard necessary to theformation of a religion. Copies made by act of distribution areencouraged, as they benefit the other.

While no one can require anything of you on aSunday, be

mindful at all times that there is no greater service to nothingnessthan service to the fellow man, natural surroundings, or thecommunity at large.

Deep thought and meditation is encouraged, on Sunday, asrecommended by the Church of IOI.

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While it is acceptable to raise an eyebrow at theother's beliefs,it is only acceptable to meet those beliefs with negativity if you striveto commit the exact same fallacy as the speaker, or demonstrate thefallacy of the speaker. The forms of paradox and fallacy and thesymbols of programming and logic are sacred. Striving tocomprehend logic will serve the purpose of moving discussionsforward, rather than causing repetition, which is a sin on Sunday anddiscouraged at all times.

Repetition of clothing, behavior, habits, internal thoughts,external words, or external acts are not an exception. Such repetitionof behavior throughout a week is to be identified and recognized ona Sunday. After identification of a repetition, that behavior should bescrutinized. If it does not harm or create distance to the other, it is

not a sin. The question of sin can be discussed only in the context ofrepetition. This sin should be discussed with anyone not directlyaffected by the repetition, seeking additional viewpoints on the natureof the sin.

If it is determined by another that your repetition is beneficial toothers instead of yourself, or it is not at all harmful to others, it is not asin.

It is a mortal sin if one attempts, or allows the replication orcombination of life forming ingredients sufficient to form a newcreature on a Sunday.

Cloning of full biological organisms on a Sunday is a mortal sin.

Replication of machinery or repetitious product on Sunday is asin, especially in times of War.

Followers of the IOI church, if they use the word god to avoid

pointless discussion, are encouraged to distinguish their belief fromothers by failing to capitalize the "g." It is a belief that this lack ofcapitalization is actually more accurate than the capitalization of amonotheistic entities within other religion.

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In writing, this deviation will inspire delineation between ourreligion and others, and help to discover the nature of god. Any wordin any language is acceptable.

Negativity is not tolerated unless it is in response to fallaciousargument that you can not comprehend. Likewise, deception is to beavoided. While it is not a sin to lie, it is a sin to lie when that lie isintended to hurt or deceive the others.

The meaning of text is disconnected from its words. Once theyare placed into written form, they can lose all meaning and areworthless unless they are presented in full context. The primarycontext of the meaning of words should be framed in existence, withinthe mind of the deliverer. Anyone speaking anything like the above,

should never be listened to. The words of the religion say what theymean, except when they were for one reason or another wrong. Nocentral authority decides the words.

Donations to the church central authority are never to berequired.

Maintenance of the lives of those entities in misery, those whoare fearful, those who are oppressed, or those who are scared ofdeath is encouraged at all times. By assisting others with those

problems, you will give the greatest gifts to the Church of IOI, and willreceive great gifts by natural event.

At the request of a member, the central authority will maintain adatabase of members, so you can pass on information to futuremembers and record your life achievements. You may select to havethis information shared when you publicly when are deceased, opento the public, limited to church members, or limited to directdescendants.

It is a mortal sin that this database be used to relay messagesfrom temporal location to another outside of the normal space timecontinuum.

It is a sin to place inaccurate information in the permanentdatabase.

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These life achievements will be protected by a central

authority, who shall lack any authority over the content of anydatabase entry, any control over its members, or the various sects ofthe religion. The content of the database is sacred, and should notbe abridged or altered except in the event of mortal sin.

It should be handled in a manner that it is protected with theutmost security, only subject to tampering or release in the event thatthe member wants such information released. Specific methodsshould be made for prompt delivery at any time, any message, and towhatever source requested by the member that it be sent.

Amen,

Abraham Theother

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The Divinely Inspired Manuscripts of Abraham

Theother

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"If anyone ever claims to be with the central

authority, they are lying."

-- Abraham Theother

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Preface

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Chapter 1

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Like all good religions, this one picks a starting point and calls it the

beginning. It is not the beginning. It was the beginning of what we

understand. This event is called the great destabilization.

Before the great destabilization, everything was organized except the

things that keep the speed of light from being perfectly constant. This fabric

that currently makes up what we call space contains slippery parts. The

speed of light is constant in a vacuum because of the fabric of space is like

the felt of a pool table, containing imperfections. These are the slippery

parts that combined to cause the beginning.

Mastery of the slippery parts of nothingness is the key to holding the

power of a star within the palm of your hand.

The slippery points are also points of interconnectedness, whichtouched and still affect everything around us. Every point within the visible

world has a counterpoint in the nothingness.

This great organization, that didn't cause our existence as much as

create it, is why we strive for order.

Upon many planets, chains of amino acids began reorganizing.

Kinetic, electrical, and chemical energies fought against entropy toward the

reorganization, causing the creation of biological entities.

Some of these organisms became so complex, that they formed

opinions. Most of them formed unrealistic expectations of orderliness,

which must have existed before the great destabilization.

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Chapter 2

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You have no choice in the nation in which you were born. Your

parents, when they combined their DNA and gave you a fighting chance,

gave you no choice regarding the economic condition under which you exist.

Because you were given no choice in the matter, it is only fitting that

any Friday or Monday following or preceding a three-day weekend, as

governed by your nation-state, is a day of religious observance.

Depending on the nation in which you live, your government, or

another religion, or corporate interest, may seek to prevent you from

practicing this religion.

Remember, it is not a sin to work on a nationally recognized holiday.

It is a sin to work on a day immediately following or immediately preceding

the weekend that is to be designated as a three-day weekend by the laws ofyour nation-state.

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Chapter 3

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When defining IOI belief, it is acceptable to use the word god. The

need becomes immediately apparent when you want to avoid pointless

discussion.

It is acceptable to question the belief of others, both within and

without IOI if you have genuine desire to understand their metaphor. While

it may contain inaccuracies, the applications of those metaphors to the belief

of the IOI church are holy and sacred.

It is acceptable to have no belief, whatsoever, in IOI, and still be a

member. If you are an atheist or agnostic, you are also welcome. IOI

members believe in coincidence, interconnectedness, strangeness, and

weirdness.

Do not accept IOI as your religion if you have no fear of death. If youhave no fear of death, it is unlikely that you have a reason to live. If pain

and discomfort is your issue, this is natural. If chaos has taken over your

existence, this is normal. You will never be organized, nothing will ever

work as you want, and your expectations are based on a false understanding

on "the way things should be."

Only if you are facing impending painful death, should suicide be

contemplated. If you are miserable in your existence- suck it up.

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Chapter 4

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Religious events often happen on a Sunday. This day was selected

because this chapter was divinely inspired on a Sunday.

Cut and paste was not used to create this chapter or any chapter on a

Sunday.

Sunday is also the day that everything was created. The great

destabilization occurred on a Friday, and the next day on a Sunday,

everything you now look at existed. Time was funny right after the great

destabilization and Saturday was skipped.

On Sunday, someone drank a glass of water. It is holy to do this.

This is the most traditional form of sacrament to the singularity. The bend

of the molecule of water is caused by the nothingness. The slippery parts of

nothingness are the same things that caused the great destabilization. OnSunday, take the sacrament and think, slippery nothingness. It is acceptable

and holy to take the sacrament on Friday.

Taking smoke into the lungs of any variety is looking death in the

face. It is encouraged and is a sacrament. Be careful to avoid repetition.

Any substance taken into the body that is a sacrament may be harmful to

yourself or others. It may cause you to be disconnected from the

nothingness.

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Chapter 5

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Sunday is a day of rest. No person, nor institution, except your

government can require anything of you on a Sunday. Sunday is a day of

reflection. You should talk to someone on Sunday. You should also be

alone.

The use of copy and paste on a Sunday is a sin. You should create,

not replicate, on a Sunday.

The copying of files, including the making of backups, shall not occur

on a Sunday among the members of the IOI Church. Replication should be

avoided at all costs. Replication as a result of distribution is not a sin.

Only the central authority of the IOI Church may make backups or

copies of files on a Sunday in order to preserve the holy database. The holydatabase is the sacred record and sacred space within any medium that it

occupies. It is not land, but the information is holy, sacred, and divine.

Sunday is your time to realize that you are a selfish person. There is

no greater service to nothingness than to your fellow man, nature, or

community. While nothing is required of you on that day, you should find

yourself doing helpful things for others. In the middle of IOI is nothing.

Doing nothing is barely existing. Pick a side.

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Chapter 6

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The Church of IOI does not embrace general negativity. The ability

to copy and paste, symbols of programming and mathematics, the laws of

physics, chemistry, and the social sciences, are the sacred symbols of IOI.

Negativity is only acceptable when you are met with fallacy of the

other. You should strive for logic when you are met with fallacy. If you are

unable to locate the exact failure of the other's statements, you may curse at

them in frustration. Understand that you will look too easily frustrated.

Within IOI, paradox and repetition are sacred sin. They are to be

embraced, but only within religious experience and understanding, not

action.

It is a mortal sin to create paradox within our space time continuum.

On Sunday, you should review all your repetitive behavior within the

previous week. That behavior should be scrutinized individually, and listed

in writing. If this behavior does not harm others, it is not a sin. The writing

and conclusions reached should be scrutinized by another outside of your

realm of existence. A stranger (the other) or the IOI clergy will suffice.

If your repetitious behavior is not harmful to yourself or those around

you, it is not a sin.

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Chapter 7

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Your sex life is your business. But, when you're not doing it right, the

IOI Church will declare it a mortal sin.

If you perform attempts at replication or combination of DNA on a

Sunday sufficient for the creation of a life form, you are committing a mortal

sin. The effect of this mortal sin is not intended to make heterosexual

intercourse more exciting on a Sunday. The Church of IOI will catch you

and erase your database entry.

Cloning of biological organisms on a Sunday is also a mortal sin.

Replication of machinery or repetitious product on Sunday is a sin,

especially in times of War. This time should be spent reflecting on the

nature of death.

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Chapter 8

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god should not be capitalized. The IOI Chuch should also not be

capitalized, but it is.

If Abraham capitalizes his name, he is Abraham. If abraham does not

capitalize his name, he is abraham theother.

If The Other capitalizes his name, he is an individual. If the other

does not capitalize his name, he is a group consisting of all others.

god of this religion and the God of other religions is the same. We

chose god, god chose us. We didn't choose God, God didn't choose us.

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Chapter 9

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Lies and deception can create negativity. They are fallacy existing

towards sin. It is not sin to lie, but it is a sin to lie when you are intending to

forward a fallacious argument.

Fallacies hurt the other, except when they don't. Lies hurt the other,

except when they don't.

Willfully exposing your own lie is holy, and you will find favor in the

Church of IOI.

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Lies come in many forms. This could be a lie. And so could this.

Anyone who says anything about words being meaningless and

worthless without understanding the mind of the speaker or writer, or the full

context of presentation, should be avoided.

People who take words out of context should be avoided.

People speaking of such things should be avoided. Life was not

created for arguing about words. Use whatever word you want.

The IOI Church Central Authority has strict control over the definition

of all words, and anyone who says that they are with the IOI Church Central

Authority is lying.

The divinely inspired words of Abraham Theother are correct, and

mean what they say, except when they are wrong. They are subject to

interpretation by the various sects of IOI as they exist in their native

language and subject to the laws and rules of their Nation-State.

The rules and laws of your Nation-State are correctly defined and

justified, except when they are wrong.

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Chapter 11

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Donations to IOI Church Central Authority are never to be required.

Donations to IOI sects are never to be required, except those with cult

designation. Those sects choosing to activate cult status can distribute

property communally, or not, but also agree that mass suicide is not an

option unless all members have a terminal illness. Life is not a sufficient

terminal illness.

Those choosing a cult designation must define themselves clearly in

all literature, pamphlets, and recruiting efforts as a cult. Failure to do so is a

mortal sin for all members of the sect.

IOI sects must follow the core beliefs of the IOI Church Central

Authority, except where deviations in meaning or belief are decided.

IOI sect members should focus on existential despair, death,

oppression, justice, life, enjoyment, orderliness and chaos. Assisting the

other or The Other with this issue should bring you less pain and misery in

your existence. These acts cause naturally occurring reciprocal events

through energy built up within the nothingness.

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Chapter 12

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The IOI Church Central Authority maintains an afterlife database.

Each IOI sect can maintain their own electronic storage of a database, and

this database shall be considered holy and sacred, as within the sect, and

within the IOI Church.

The holy database shall not be used for relay of messages or

information from without the normal space time continuum. This is a mortal

sin.

It is sinful, because it gives incorrect information and invites fallacy,

to provide false information to a sect database.

The purpose of the IOI Church Central Authority database is to record

and store life events so that future DNA recipients can learn about you. Noperson can be added involuntarily to the IOI Church Central Authority

database, nor can any person be added involuntarily to the IOI Church

database of any sect.

IOI Church sect database entries should carry with them sufficient

information as to where, how, and when this information is delivered. The

IOI sect may oversee delivery. Temporal displacement is always one

direction. To do otherwise, is mortal sin. It is mortal sin.

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Chapter 13

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Chapter 14

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If someone tells you that you are hurting them, listen.

If someone asks you a question, speak.

If you live internally, act.

If you live externally, heel.

If you live in front of a computer, climb a tree and eat some fruit.

If you are dissatisfied, look at what you expected, and what you put

into it.

If confronted with fallacy, identify the fallacy by name. If you can

not identify it, use it back upon them. The forms of the fallacy are holy and

should be studied for this purpose.

If confronted with lie, find the truth.

If confronted with corruption, expose it.

If you can make a difference to the other, act, act, act, act.

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Chapter 15

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Chapter 16

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Repetition is to be avoided because it is a sin. On Sunday, you should

review your repetitive acts. If anyone close to you has mentioned them, or

stated that they might be a problem, they are. If you somehow feel guilty

about them, because you might be taking away comfort from another, they

are. the other is generally right.

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Chapter 17

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Repetition within the database is a mortal sin. All mortal sins must be

confirmed by the IOI Central Authority before they can be wiped from the

database. IOI sects control information only until it can be transferred to the

IOI Central Authority. All databases are holy and sacred, Amen.

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