The Essentialness of Essentiality(The Air Is Thick In Here)

The Essential Basicness ofEssentiality

The Essentialness of Essentiality

The Essentiality of Essentialness

(The Air Is Thick In Here)

Written by (The Joe) LegendWednesday & Thursday January 23 & 24, 20022002-2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Contents

Page 1PrefacePage 2

Chapter 1-The Essentials of Essentiality

(carved up rose)Page 3

Chapter 2-Essentiality is not Dessential

(grifted two bowl)Page 4

Chapter 3-Questions

(See Preface)Page 5

Chapter 4-Is essentiality essential?

(No)Page 6

Chapter 5-True Essentiality(rusty boxcar)

Page 7Post Script

Page 8Chapter + Z-

I'll Find a way(sobbing lawn mower)

[outtakes]Page 10Credits

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The Essential Basicness ofEssentiality

(The air is thick in here)

Preface

If I’m in a coma does it mean I have abad hair do & need to comba my hair?Sentence by sentence the speechlessnessraves on. Who really has something tosay? Are my thoughts relevant? Is thereany point to reading hypotheticalquestions? Essentially essentialness is notmandatory but rewarded. Taking apicture of a photo-graph truly boost self-esteem. The lax of this is heard.

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The Essentialness of Essentiality(The air is thick in here)

Chapter 1-The essentials of essentiality

(carved up rose)

First to understand the essentialness ofessentiality we must learn the essentials.In order to achieve essentialness wemust earn it. There is always someonecrying out "watch my whisper & I willearn a glimpse or two." I know this is40% untrue, though some of you maynot know. The primary goal in essentialityis basic and lets face it folks all canswon't stay unopened forever. Becausemost wasp nests contain wasps we mustrealize wasps have wingers and stingers.Knowing how to be essential is a veryrefined technique. "Technique?" you say,"Knowledge is not a technique. You sirare an idiot. What kind of moron thinksknowledge is a technique?" And so forth."Wait I'm not done jet." Oh yes you are!

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The Essentiality of Essentialness(The air is thick in here)

Chapter 2-Essentiality is not dessential

(grifted two bowl)

According to most scholars desentialnessis "wavier than gravy," yet I say'dessentialness is not essential."Whenever a cat crawls out of its orchid &sprays the thew? lawn dome... oops! Imean knome. I bit my tongue. Peopleseem to think that dessentiality is an artform. But as you know I totally dis andthen agree. When essentiality wasformed I taught my child that, becausedesentiality went out of business last year& essentiality replaced it, that does notmean it was replaced by essentiality.Some of the fakest famous people in theworld claim essentiality is nothing todessentiality. As far as I kan tell (bit my lip

again!) These people are total & completemorons & that's all I have to say aboutthat!

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Chapter 3-Questions

(see preface)

If I had bad breath would people say Ihave a foul mouth? Is building a tree likeburning down a house? Can wishy washyHitasi stay in business? Can can openersopen bottles? Will I ever go to Florida ona bus? Is Bruce Wayne really Spiderman(editor: idiot Batman)? If home owners insuranceinsure a home what if the home ownsyou? What do you mean there's 2chapters left? What is going on? Whoeverwrote this is less interesting than a pile ofpuke? Who would write an entire chapterof questions? When is this gonna end?Why don't I just get hit by a bus ratherthan reading this? How come there is nomore advice on essentiality?

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Chapter 4-Is essentiality essential?

(No)

You may ask, although no one did inchapter 3, Is essentiality essential? Theanswer is no.

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Chapter 5-True essentiality(rusty box car)

In any event essentiality is impossible toattain and may not even exist. For themost part this short book was about trueessentiality, which does exist & is sopossible it has to be done. But when youlook at it essentiality is useless so uselessin fact, because it is so necessary, that itis not needed. Let me reverse myself, bygoing forward. When you needsomething so bad you cannot attain itbecause you are born with it, essentiality.

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Post Script

Ok let's begin. The basic way toessentiality is forwarding newspapers toNentol's house. UPS is the primaryservice to do this with. Basic essentialityis very complex & advanced. The onlyreason we said basic was because basicis an abbreviation for the word basicness.Few mortal beings realize that only acouple of fresh boxes contain trueessentiality, NO MATTER WHAT THELABEL SAYS. Ok let's begin. Be basic.Total essentialness is as a flowingnightmare waiting to overflow under theearth within caves. Be comblex(Speech

Impediment). Wash your fonts as much aspossible. In closing essentialness is notmandatory but must be earned.One line left to fill, please ignore this.

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Chapter + Z-I'll find a way

(sobbing lawn mower)[out takes]

Most of. Land owning clods. Scissortorture. Blind wind latened gentlenesscosts a fortune but is recom p spected. Afinal mob juiced me, too much. I said.Bet little dome. I hope no one notices I'ma moron (like them). Many of the mostimportant figures are most not many.Climbing on & on, help me (sob!).Quicker thicker & sicker. I wish all thewhales in the world would die (a terribleterrible) death. I can't remember the lasttime I was so essentially happy, oh yeahwhat about the time I embezzled millionsof dollars to cut down those trees so Ican embezzle more. I used to go to thestore to get the essentials but people justbecame so ugly & stupid I wanted to givea bit too much savage beatings. What doyou mean I can't write this"Those hobos are gonna eat those beansI throw at them or I'll burn down the 3rdhall in City Hall."?

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I say essential is to steal all the fireextinguishers on earth, don't be essential.I have to take out that line too, but thisbook is just a bunch of crap, does it evenmatter? Swing set door set. Rove. Justhops along ties up cleans the stairs. Uhbook drink uh book uh de book drink uhdrink drink book uh de books. I know I'llpunish the readers even more by addingthe outtake chapter Z. I love erasing filecabinets. Ingine on flow low android mixup lacet bronze hit. All my almonds areroll mon. So we've been sued by Jamaicaso what! Green.

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The Essentialness of Essentiality(The air is thick in here)

With Michael Aaron Reyes as (The Joe) Legend2002-2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Preface Written:Wednesday, January 23, 2002 11:47-11:54 A.M.

Chapter 1 Written:Wednesday, January 23, 2002 11:55 A.M.-12:02 P.M.12:39 P.M.

Chapter 2 Written:Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:41-12:53 P.M.

Chapter 3 Written:Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:58-1:02 P.M.,2:20-2:25 P.M.

Chapters 4 & 5 Written:Wednesday, January 23, 2002 2:25-2:33 P.M.

Post Script Written:Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:34-11:43 A.M.

Chapter + Z Written:Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:45 A.M.-12:04 P.M.

Main Front Cover Photo:Taken June 30, 2005 Modified July 2, 2005Cover Background Photo:Taken October 24, 2004Front Cover Created July 19, 2006About the Author Written July 19, 2006Back Cover Written August 2, 2006

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