the five stages of cloud native
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THE FIVE STAGES OF CLOUD NATIVE
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THANKS A LOT, PIVOTAL
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THE FIVE STAGES OF CLOUD-NATIVE
1. Denial2. Anger
3. Bargaining4. Depression5. Acceptance
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HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH
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WHATEVER MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE
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NOW FOR SOME BASIC GROUND RULES
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RULESWE WILL TALK ABOUT
YOUR DELIVERY PIPELINE7 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
RULESWE WILL TALK ABOUT YOUR ARCHITECTURE
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RULESWE WILL TALK ABOUT
YOUR AUTOMATION9 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
⏰10 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
"DEPLOYING MY APPS TO 'THE CLOUD' IS PAINTFUL.
WHY?"11 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
DENIAL12 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
DENIALCONTAINERS ARE JUST
LIKE TINY VIRTUAL MACHINES
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DENIALWE DON'T NEED TO
AUTOMATE CONTINUOUS DELIVERY
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DENIALWE ALREADY AUTOMATE INFRASTRUCTURE WITH
PUPPET15 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
ANGER16 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
ANGERWORKS ON MY MACHINE
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ANGERDEV IS JUST #YOLO-ING
SHIT TO PRODUCTION18 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
BARGAINING19 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
BARGAININGWE CRAMMED THIS MONOLITH INTO A
CONTAINER AND CALLED IT A MICROSERVICE
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BARGAINING"BI-MODAL IT"
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BARGAININGWHAT IF WE CREATE
"MICROSERVICES" THAT ALL TALK TO THE SAME
DATA SOURCE?22 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
DEPRESSION23 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
DEPRESSIONWE MADE 200
MICROSERVICES AND FORGOT TO SET UP
JENKINS24 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
DEPRESSIONWE HAVE AN AUTOMATED
BUILD PIPELINE BUT RELEASE TWICE A YEAR
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ACCEPTANCE26 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
ACCEPTANCEALL SOFTWARE SUCKS
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ACCEPTANCERESPECT CAP THEOREM
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ACCEPTANCERESPECT CONWAY'S LAW
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ACCEPTANCESMALL BATCH SIZE WORKS FOR REPLATFORMING, TOO
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ACCEPTANCEAUTOMATE EVERYTHING
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⏰'S UP32 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
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OPERABILITY IS1. MICROSERVICES ARCHITECTURE
2. DEVOPS CULTURE3. CONTINUOUS DELIVERY
PICK THREE34 — ! @caseywest @spring1platform #S1P #cloudnative #realtalk #therapy
@CASEYWESTLET'S BE FRIENDS!
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