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James Madison UniversityJMU Scholarly Commons

The Fixer, 1969-1973 JMU Special Collections

5-14-1972

The Fixer, May 14, 1972Madison College Press (Free)

Follow this and additional works at: http://commons.lib.jmu.edu/fixer

This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the JMU Special Collections at JMU Scholarly Commons. It has been accepted for inclusionin The Fixer, 1969-1973 by an authorized administrator of JMU Scholarly Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected].

Custom CitationThe Fixer, May 14, 1972. Harrisonburg (Va.): Madison College Press (Free).

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V/e STRONC-LY'object" to the present harassment being■■%tr- ee ted at tvro students who took part in last Saturday's anti- war demonstrations Three students were ordered to appear before a judicial investigation last week* Possible charges against one student, Richard, were dropped. The charges which were, discussed arose from the noise level of the dem- onstrators, The. administration's case is unbelieveable! ^ We refer to the investigation as being the administration s because it is the administration who instructed SG-A to in- vestigate, charge and punish these students as examples to others. They say that the demonstrators made too much noise during Senator Byrd's speech in Wilson, Carrier was embar— assed because "his" students had the nerve to demonstrate when company was comingo During the demonstration every- thing seemed to be fine. No one from inside Wilson ever asked the demonstrators to cptiet down. One protester asked a ■police ofjTicer if iiie noise level was all riglii^ tils j-eply was that everything was just super. After the demonstration one protester asked Dean Pox if he thought the protect was conducted properly, Pox told the student tnahe ti-oight the demonstrators conducted themselves very well. Then why do we have charges pending against two students? Be- cause Carrier wanted charges to be brought. Knowingly or not, SGA is being USED by the administration against the., very people who elec ted them, the students, Dow the administration con truthfully say, it is the students who are bringing the chargesc But at whose request'? Previous SGA officers shewed more allegiance to the administration than to the students. This year we thought we had elected a STUDENT government. If this continues, we were mistaken. We ask SGA to throw the remaining two cases out! Pred, we ask you to stop aiding the administration m its a^tempt to turn student against student. We ask SGA to stop representing the•administration and start providing the

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being the administration's ¥e refer to the investigation as because it is the administration who instructed SGA to in- vestigate, charge and punish these students as examples to others. They say that the demonstrators made too much noise during Senator Byrd's speech in Wilson, Carrier was embar— assed because "his" students had the nerve to demonstrate when company was comingb During the demonstration every- thing seemed to be fine. No one from inside Wilson ever asked the demonstrators to qfiiet down. One protester asked a police ofxicer i^ iiie noiBB level was a.11 rigiiij his reply was that everything was just super. After the demonstration one protester asked Dean Pox if he thought the protest was conducted properly«> Pox told the student tnat he tx.ought the demonstrators conducted themselves very well. Then why do wo have charges pending against two students? Be- cause Carrier wanted charges to be brought. Knowingly or not, SGA is being USED by the administration against the., very people who elected them, the students, Bow ^he administration con truthfully/ say, it is the^ students who bringing the charges« But at whose request? Previous SGA officers showed more allegiance to the administration than to the students. This year we thought we had elected a STUDENT government. If this continues, we were mistaken. We ask SGA to throw the remaining two cases out! Bred, we ask you to stop aiding the administration in its avtenot to turn student against student. We ask SGA to stop representing the--administration and start providing the students with

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V/e STRONC-LY"object" to the present harassment being^tr- ee ted at two students who took part in last Saturday's anti- war demonstrations Three students were ordered to appear before a judicial investigation last week* Possible charges against one student, Richard, wore dropped. The charges which were, discussed arose from the noise level of the dem- onstrators, The administration's case is.unbelieveable!

being the administration's We refer to the investigation as because it is the administration who instructed SG-A to in- vestigate, charge and punish these students as examples to others. They say that the demonstrators made too much noise during Senator Byrd's speech in Wilson, Carrier was embar— assed because "his" students had the nerve to demonstrate when company was comingb During the demonstration every- thing seemed to be fine. No one from inside Wilson ever asked the demonstrators to qfiiet down. One protester asked a, police ofxicer ii* iiie noiee level was all rigiii^ his reply was that everything was just super. After the demonstration one protester asked Dean Pox if he thought the protect was conducted properly«, Pox told the student tnat he tnought the demonstrators conducted themselves very well. Then why do we have charges pending against two students? Be- cause Carrier wanted charges to be brought. Knowingly or not, SGA is being USED by the administration against the., very people who elected them, the students. Bow ohe administration can truthfully say, it is the students who are bringing the charges« But at whose request Previous SGA officers shewed more allegiance to the administration than to the students. This year v/e thought we had elected a STUDEUT government. If this continues, we were mistaken. We ask SGA to throw the remaining two cases outS Bred, we ask you to stop aiding the administration in its avtempt to turn student against student. We ask SGA to stop representing the-administration and start providing the students with

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MASSIVE "PEACEFUL DEHOMSTRAi SON page s

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LIAJriSOIT ■ COLLEGE

Lives frequented v/ith v/alking through strange yet familiar

Surrounded "by people gloated in individualism and aloneness

Often as not, starved for some personal message of approval or acceptance

Always hurrying never going to any certain destination

Living as-life permits wandering, searching for the ultimate

DJUC.

The Fixer, last week, mentioned my recent resignation from the po- sition of Treasurer of the SGA0

But since it was highly incomplete remark, and since I believe and hope that-a lot of students read the fixer, I feel I should comp- lete what was begun,.

first, I ran for Treasurer as a last minute effort to prevent the election of the incumbent Bob Y/alton,

Second, Lob V/alton deserved to be defeated, because; 1. lie does not balance SGA check- ing account till cancelled checks are returned, 2. He overdrew 3300 from SGA acc- ount, 3. He does not send required cor- respondence to organizations re- ceiving fees till the last minute, 4. He is known for his incomplete reports on the trea,sury, 5. lie did not complete the cons- titutionally required audit (it is required before his term expi- red, And he did so only because the past Executive Council passed a resolution making him responsi- ble for possible losses to the treasury, .

Third, I had hoped by my re- signation that somebody else would consider running. Thank God (or somebody) that someone else so de- cided, someone who is highly qual- ified and serious about being ef- fective.

Pourth, it seems then, from the above mentioned facts, that congratulations are•indeed due the students of Ladison, because by electing me they really kept open the possibility for a truly capa- ble Treasurer, 3o I urge every- body, that is, everybody who ser- iously believes that the position

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of SGA treasurer should be occupied by an efficient person to voto for .whoever is running against Bob larl-

'fcon# Loren 3, Gume

Staff note; this article was not received in time to be printed b • fore the election.

On Wednesday, May 17, there wi. be a referendum of all students conducted by the SGA, This is bein done so that the SGA will know the position of the students on certai issues, and will be able to efiect ively relate these positions where*- ever it might be necessary, Tno questions on-this referendum will be first (1), whether or not you agree with Pros, ITixon's recent de- cisions regarding the "Vietnam Jar, and second(2), your opinion of the establishment of a club football team at Madison next fall. Wait a minute! Didn't know about that one did you? Well, it seems that Pres. Carrier, without asking any offic- ial student opinion, has decided to establish a club football■team next fall. To do this though, he i£ using-approximately 313,000 of YOUI HONEY, money from the student Acti- vities Pee of which you paj'- 320 ev- ery year. If this team is establi- shed it is going to drain on alre- ady existing good programs in the Athletic Department, like the So- • ccer. Archery and Basketball teams, and the very successful intramural program. Plus, think of how much of that-money could be used in other ways, such as improving dorm cond- itions, or better classrooms and teachers. So think about it on Led, and vote with a little common sense

Steve Ryan Box 2292

VOTE NO ON CLUB FOOTBALL I t

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Dear Interested Jock Watcher,

I was unaware that Madison had "girl jocks".

Physical Education Major from Baltimore!!

Vote for Nixon

In Seventy Twoj

Don't change Dicks

In the middle of a Screw!I

To the person who ripped-off my te- nnis shoes in the pool locker room last Friday, you're pretty damn hare up, I hope they rot your feet off,

Dennis G, lie Adams,

• • • • . . . . . tlie fixer » , ♦

ILlTyisOJI COILEC-E

fives frequented with walking through strange yet familiar

Surrounded by people gloated in individualism and aloneness

Often as not, starved for some personal message of approval or-acceptance

*«v > Always hurrying never going to any certain destination

Living as-life permits wandering, searching for the ultimate

DJUC.

■'»' 0 wnawoMMttUJimj' tin

The Fixer, last week, mentioned my roccnt""resi-nation from the po- sition of Treasurer of the SQ-Art But since it was highly incomplete remark, and since I believe and hope that'a lot of students read the fixer. I feel I should comp- lete what was begun*

First, I ran for Treasurer as a last minute effort to prevent the election of the incumbent Bob Walton,

Second, Bob Walton deserved to be defeated, ■because; 1, lie does not balance SGA check- ing account till cancelled checks are returned, 2, He overdrew S300 from SGA acc- ount, 3, He does not send required cor- respondence to organizations re- ceiving fees till the last minute, 4, He is known for his incomplete reports on the treasury, 5, He did hot complete the cons- titutionally required audit (it is required before his term expi- red, And he did so only because the past Executive Council passed a resolution making him responsi- ble for possible losses to the treasury, .

Third, I had hoped by my re- signation that somebody else would consider running. Thank God (or somebody) that someone else so de- cided, someone who is highly qual- ified and serious about being ef- fective.

Fourth, it seems then, from the above mentioned facts, that congratulations arc indeed due the students of I "ad is on, because by electing me they reall3r kept open the possibility for a truly capa- ble Treasurer; So I urge every- body, that is, everybody who ser- iously believes that the position

• *•« , • • P^g® 2 • • •

of SGA treasurer should be occupied by an efficient person to vote for

.whoever is running against Bob Jai—

'fcon# loren B, Gume

Staff note: this article was not received in time to be printed b - fore the election.

On Wednesday, May 17, there wi. be a referendum of all students conducted by the SGA, This is bein done so that the SGA will know the position of the students on certai issues, and will be able to effect -- ively relate these positions- where ever it might be necessary, Tno questions on-this referendum will be first (1), whether or not,you agree with Pros, llixon's recent de- cisions regarding the Vietnam War, and second(2), your opinion of the establishment of a cliib football team at Madison next fall. Wait a minute I Didnft know about that one did you? Well, it seems that Fres, Carrier, without asking any offic- ial student opinion, has decided to establish a club football'team next fall. To do this though, he is using-approximately 013,000 of YOUR IIOHEY, money from the Itudent Acti- vities Pee of which you pay S20 ev- ery year. If this team is establi- shed it is going to drain on alre- ady existing good programs in the Athletic Department, like the So- ' ccer, Archery and Basketball teams, and the very successful intramural program. Plus, think of how much of that-money could be used in other ways, such as improving dorm cond- itions, or better classrooms and teachers. So think about it on Wed, and vote with a little common sense.

Steve Ryan Box 2292

VOTE NO ON 01UB FOOTBALL!!

0

Dear Interested Jock Watcher,

I was unaware that Madison had "girl ^ocks",

■A- Physical Education Manor from Baltimore!!

Vote for Nixon

In Seventy Two;

DonH change Dicks

In the middle of a Screw!!

To the person who ripped-off my te- nnis shoes in the pool locker room last Fridaj^, yourre pretty damn hard up, I hope they rot your feet off,

Dennis G, lie Adams,

• tlie fixer • , «.

ilATrisOJI C0H..EC-S

lives frequented with \;alking through strange yet familiar

Surrounded hjr people gloated in individualism and aloneness

Often as not, starved for some personal message of approval or"acceptance

Always hurrying never going to any certain destination

Living as-life permits wandering, searching for the ultimate

DJUC.

i • ...< 0 »rnmrnammmmB*9WWt—ww»

The Fixer, last week, mentioned my reccnt""fes'i-nation from the po- sition of Treasurer of the SGrAA

But since it was highly incomplete remark, and since I believe and hope that"a lot of students read the fixer. I feel I should comp- lete what was begun*

first, I ran for Treasurer as a last minute effort to prevent the election of the incumbent Bob Walton,

Second, Bob Walton deserved to be defeated, ■because; 1, Me does not balance SG-A check- ing account till cancelled checks are returned, 2, He overdrew S300 from SGA acc- ount, 3, He does not send required cor- respondence to organizations re- ceiving fees till the last minute, 4, He is known for his incomplete reports on the treasury, 5, He did not complete the cons- titutionally required audit (it is required before his term expi- red, And he did so only because the past Executive Council passed a resolution making him responsi- ble for possible losses to the treasury, .

Third, I had hoped by my re- signation that somebody else would consider running. Thank God (or somebody) that someone else so de- cided, someone who is highly qual- ified and serious about being ef- fective.

Fourth, it seems then, from the above mentioned facts, that congratulations are-indeed due the students of I "ad is on, because by electing me they reall3r kept open the possibility for a truly capa- ble Treasurer; Co I urge every- body, that is, everybody who ser- iously believes that the position

• *•« • « ♦ ♦ • • • • P^-g® 2 • * «

of SGA treasurer should be occupied by an efficient person to voto for whoever is running against Bob Jarl—

'i:on# loren B, Gume

Staff note: this article was not received in time to be printed b - fore the election.

On Wednesday, May 17, there wi. be a referendum of all students conducted by the SGA, This is bein done so that the SGA will know the position of the students on certai issues, and will be able to effect-- ively relate these positions- where- ever it might he necessary, Tno Questions on-this referendum will be first (1), v/hether or not , you agree with Pros, llixon's recent de- cisions regarding the Vietnam War, and second(2), your opinion of the establishment of a club football team at Madison next fall, V/adt a minute! Didnft know about that one did you? Well, it seems that Fres, Carrier, without asking any offic- ial student opinion, has decided to establish a club football'team next fall. To do this though, he is using-approximately G13y000 of YOUR HOHBY, money from the Itudent Acti- vities Fee of which you pay S20 ev- ery year. If this team is establi- shed it is going to drain on alre- ady existing good programs in the Athletic Department, like the So- ' ccer, Archery and Basketball teams, and the very successful intramural program. Plus, think of how much of that-money could be used in other ways, such as improving dorm cond- itions, or better classrooms and teachers. So think about it on Wed, and vote with a little common sense.

Steve Ryan Box 2292

VOTE NO ON CIUB FOOTBAII!!

0

Dear Interested Jock Watcher,

I was unaware that Madison had "girl jocks'',

•A- Fkysical Education Manor from Baltimore!!

Vote for Nixon

In Seventy Two;

Don't change Dicks

In the middle of a Screw!!

To the person who ripped-off my te- nnis shoes in the pool locker room last Pridajr, you're pretty damn hard up, I hope they rot your feet off,

Dennis G, McAdams,

the fixer pa^e 3 ■/HAT IS POVERTY

You ask me what is poverty? Listen to me. Here I am, dirty, smelly and with no "proper" underwaer on and with the stench of my rotting teeth ner«. I will tell you. Listen to me. Listen without pity. I cannot use your pity. Listen with understanding. Put yourself in my dirty, worn out ill fitting shoes, and hear me. Poverty is getting up every morning from a dirt and illness stained mat

tress. The sheets have long since been used for diapers. Poverty is liv- ing in a smell that never leaves. This is the smell of urine, sour milk, and spoiling food joined with the strong smell of long-cooked onions. Onions are cheap. If you have smelled this smell, you didn't know how it came. It is the smell of the outdoor privy. It is the smell of young children who can't walk the long dark way in the night. It is the smell of the mattresses where years of "accidents" have happened. It is the smell of the milk which has g^ne sour because the refrigerator has n^t worked, and it costs money to get it fixed. It is the smell of rotting garbage. I could bury it, but where is the shovel? Shovels cost money? Poverty is being tired. I've always been tired. They told me at the hos

pital when the last baby came, that I had chronic anemia caused from poor diet, a bad case of worms, and that I needed a corrective operation I listened politely-the poor tre always polite.The poor always listen. They don't say there is no money for iron pills, or better food, or worm medicine. The idea of an operation is frightning and costs so much that, if I dared, I would have laughed. Who takes care of my children? Recov- ery from an^operation takes a long time. I have three children. When 1 left them with^"Granny" last time I had a job, I came home to find the baby covered with fly specks and a diaper that hadn't been changed sincf 1 When the dried diaper came off, bits of my baby's flesh came off with it. My other child was playing with a sharp bit of broken glass,and my oldest was playing alone at the edge of a lake. I made $22 a week and a good nursery school costs $20 a week for three children. I quit my job-

Poverty is oirt. You say in your clean clothes coming from your clean house,"anybody can be clean." Let me explain about housekeeping with no money. For breakfast I give my children grits with no oleo or cornbread witnout eggs or oleo. This doesn't use up many dishes. What dishes there

VLZLa .pWaS4b ln water and with no soap. Even the cheapest has to be T ^ f baby's diapers. Look at my handd, so cracked and red. Once

LSfT /0r months to buy a jar of vaseline for my hands and the baby s diaper rash. When I had saved enough, I went to buy it and the

Jn^Ce went up two cents. The baby and I suffered on. I have to decide ery ay if I can bear to put my cracked, sorg hands in the cold water.

4 4. a y hot wa1::er? Fuel costs money. If you have a wood fire,

invnSfr Tmaneyi I y0U burn el?c"tricty, it costs money. Hot water is a tp-i i" Tlii a0n ^ ave any luxuries. I know you will be surprised when I

bent nfrpi h°w y0Uno 1 am. I look so much older. My back has been d4d -every bay for 30 long» I can't remember when I ever

nr-d f, ®iSJ' Ev®ry night I wash every stitch my school age child has on and^just hope her clothes dry by morning.

in^0^ty stayiag UP a11 night on cold nights to watch the fire know-

children new3PaPer covering the walls means your sleeping devo^ ^0,^ ha? fla™es- Pn summer, poverty is watching gnats and flies go „ b+ y s "tears when he cries. The screens are torn and you pay

fr Innl LIT kn0W they.wi11 never be fixed. Poverty means insects vmi qi pp-n n' ln yoPr nose, in your eyes, and crawling all over you when when' it rsin^a^H^ 13 g never uains because diapers won't dry rMldner S<?^ y0U are Using newspapers. Poverty is seeing your voir Srnt r ru^y noses. Paper hankerchiefs cost money and all roVerfv i/nnnZZt ^ore costly are antihistamine^

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+ • e^ng without food and cleaning without soap. mv Thefr a4-?lack future. Your children won't play with

want T can nTnA h to other boys who will steal to get what thay hind thl W. 366 fEem behind bars of th£ir prisoS instead of be- 31^^ LP0Ver y' Wl11 they turn t0 the fneedom of drugs or for her'a life ifke mTn^ t+ ens^ved- And my daughter? At best, there is

Rut vnu ppv ip L ^ would be sensible of me to wish her dead. children havp In evl are schools. Yes, there are schools. My hildren have no extra books, no magazines, or extra pencils, or cravons or paper and most important of all, they don't have heSS. They have

sleen'well^nn^hp1?feC^i0nS' they ^ all summer. Sey d^'t from hunaer mv kpr' 0r W1itb me in my 0ne They ^n't suffer

tion Oh vpp i dJ ES n^alave, but they do suffer from malnutri^- dr.„* l+'d

w , remember what I was taught about health in school. It d° mach so°?-' - some places, there is a surplus commodities program, isot here, ihe county said it cost too much. There is a school

lunch program but I have two children(continued on page U)

the fixer ....... pa^e 3 /HAT IS POVERTY

You ask me what is poverty? Listen to me. Here I am, dirty, smelly and with no "proper" underwaer on and with the stench of my rotting teeth nere. I will tell you. Listen to me. Listen without pity. I cannot use your pity. Listen with understanding. Put yourself in my dirty, worn out ill fitting shoes, and hear me. Poverty is getting up every morning from a dirt and illness stained mat

tress. The sheets have long since been used for diapers. Poverty is liv- ing in a smell that never leaves. This is the smell of urine, sour milk, and spoiling food joined with the strong smell,of long-cooked onions. Onions are cheap. If you have smelled this smell, you didn't know how it came. It is the smell of the outdoor privy. It is the smell of young children who can't walk the long dark way in the night. It is the smell of the mattresses where years of "accidents" have happened. It is the smell of the milk which has gone sour because the refrigerator has n^t worked, and it costs money to get it fixed. It is the smell of rotting garbage. I could bury it, but where is the shovel? Shovels cost money? Poverty is being tired. I've always been tired. They told me at the hos

pital when the last baby came, that I had chronic anemia caused from poor diet, a bad case of worms, and that I needed a corrective operation I listened politely-the poor tre always polite.The poor always listen. They don't say^there is no money for iron pills, or better food, or worm medicine. The idea of an operation is frightning and costs so much that, if I dared, I would have laughed. Who takes care of my children? Recov- ery from an^operation takes a long time. I have three children. When I left them with^"Granny" last time I had a job, I came home to find the baby covered with fly specks and a diaper that hadn't been changed sine? I left. When the dried diaper came off, bits of my baby's flesh came off with it. My other child was playing with a sharp bit of broken glass,and my oldest was playing alone at the edge of a lake. I made $22 a week and a good nursery^school costs $20 a week for three children. I quit my job.

Poverty is dirt. You say in your clean clothes coming from your clean ouse,"anybody can be clean." Let me explain about housekeeping with no

money. For breakfast I give my children grits with no oleo or cornbread wi nou eggs^or oleo. This doesn't use up many dishes. What dishes there

^was^1 ln

1 co-^ water and with no soap. Even the cheapest has to be

r f baby's diapers. Look at my handd, so cracked and red. Once ^0r months to buy a jar of vaseline for my hands and the dlf'per £ash* When I had saved enough, I went to buy it and the price went up two cents. The baby and I suffered on. I have to decide

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ay i L can bear to put my cracked, sore hands in the cold water. • + + a y ^ wa'te"? Fuel costs money. If you have a wood fire,

1 rvnSfr TmSne^+ J y0U burn el?c'tricty, it costs money. Hot water is a + p-|-i +1^ °n ^ have any luxuries. I know you will be surprised when I

httt nfroi ,y°Uu 2\y0Ung 1 arn* 1 look 30 much older. My back has been did anvthievery day for so long, I can't remember when I ever haq on oJi f, J" Ev®ry n^sht 1 wash every stitch my school age child has on and^just hope her clothes dry by morning.

Up a11 night on cold nights to watch the fire knew- child?pn dfp newaPaPer covering the walls means your sleeping devout vnnihoS Pn summer, poverty is watching gnats and flies so litt^p r-pn-t- y S ^ears wken he cries. The screens, are torn and you pay

^ U knOW they.wi11 never be fixed. Poverty means insects vnn Pi pot, Po in yoyr nose, in your eyes, and crawling all over you when whpn i+ Sp^ric,Veroy 13 hoP1ng it never rains because diapers won't dry

Shild^en S°^ y0U are Using newspapers. Poverty is seeing your voir Smt J rU+uy noses- Paper hankerchiefs cost money and all ?over?v f/ponS?. f0L0t5e^ things- Even more costly are antihistamineE P0^y 1 • ? ^ W1^h0ut f00d and cleaning without soap.

mv bovs Thpv ln^0 a Pdack Future. Your children won't play with won? r PonyJ o ^ 0ther boys wh0 wil1 steal t0 gat what thay

hind the ?ors i? ^ y 366 Jhemnbehind bars of th£ir prison instead of be-

alcoho? ond LP0V€T ^ Wl11 they turn t0 the Fneedom of drugs or fo? h^'a life i?kP ?? enslaved. And my daughter? At best, there is

Rut vnn PO? tnLS!' would be sensible of me to wish her dead, chndrp? hovo ^ i there are schools. Yes, there are schools. My children have no extra books, no magazines, or extra pencils, or cravons or paper and most important of all, they don't have health! Thev ha?e

TllTr,\lll\TtLif^ennti0nS• haVe Pin,c-eye a11 3umer- don't

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nroeram itotT^P^mh' S+me P^0?3' there is a surplus commodities program. Hot here, ihe county said it cost too much. There is a school lunch program but I have two children(continued on page 4)

the fixer pa^e 3 /HAT IS POVERTY

You ask me what is poverty? Listen to me. Here I am, dirty, smelly and with no "proper" underwaer on and with the stench of my rotting teeth nere. I will tell you. Listen to me. Listen without pity. I cannot use your pity. Listen with understanding. Put yourself in my dirty, worn out ill fitting shoes, and hear me. Poverty is getting up every morning from a dirt and illness stained mat

tress. The sheets have long since been used for diapers. Poverty is liv- ing in a smell that never leaves. This is the smell of urine, sour milk, and spoiling food joined with the strong smell,of long-cooked onions. Onions are cheap. If you have smelled this smell, you didn't know how it came. It is the smell of the outdoor privy. It is the smell of young children who can't walk the long dark way in the night. It is the smell of the mattresses where years of "accidents" have happened. It is the smell of the milk which has gone sour because the refrigerator has n^t worked, and it costs money to get it fixed. It is the smell of rotting garbage. I could bury it, but where is the shovel? Shovels cost money? Poverty is being tired. I've always been tired. They told me at the hos

pital when the last baby came, that I had chronic anemia caused from poor diet, a bad case of worms, and that I needed a corrective operation I listened politely-the poor are always polite.The poor always listen. They don't say_there is no money for iron pills, or better food, or worm medicine. The idea of an operation is frightning and costs so much that, if I dared, I would have laughed. Who takes care of my children? Recov- ery from an^operation takes a long time. I have three children. When I left them with^"Granny" last time I had a job, I came home to find the baby covered with fly specks and a diaper that hadn't been changed sine? I left. When the dried diaper came off, bits of my baby's flesh came off with it. My other child was playing with a sharp bit of broken glass,and my oldest was playing alone at the edge of a lake. I made $22 a week and a good nursery^school costs $20 a week for three children. I quit my job

Poverty is dirt. You say in your clean clothes coming from your clean ouse,"anybody can be clean." Let me explain about housekeeping with no

money. For breakfast I give my children grits with no oleo or cornbread wi nou eggs^or oleo. This doesn't use up many dishes. What dishes there

ln cold water and with no soap. Even the cheapest has to be

r f baby's diapers. Look at my handd, so cracked and red. Once HoSaTe r,-

0r months to buy a jar of vaseline for my hands and the r^?LS dlf'per £ash* When I had saved enough, I went to buy it and the price went up two cents. The baby and I suffered on. I have to decide

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ay i L can bear to put my cracked, sore hands in the cold water. _ . "„+ a y ^3°^ ho"t water? Fuel costs money. If you have a wood firej

Irvn™ Tmaney+ J y0U burn el?ctricty, it costs money. Hot water is a + p-|-i ^on ^ have any luxuries. I know you will be surprised when I

hert ofroi , +\y0Ung am* 1 look 30 much elder. My back has been did anvthin^Spi every day for so long, I can't remember when I ever h

b on fnpi S" Jry r\1Sht 1 Wash every stitch my school age child has on and^just hope her clothes dry by morning.

in^onp^nojv313^?6 up a11 night on ccld nights to watch the fire kncw- child^en dfp innm new3PaPer covering the walls means your sleeping devour fla;es- In summer, poverty is watching gnats and flies so little rpn-t- y S ^ears he cries. The screens are torn and you pay in vnnu -f ^ .y icnow they will never be fixed. Poverty means insects im, p^ppJ n' m your nose, in your eyes, and crawling all over you when whpn , + Sp.iric,Veruy 13 pinS 1'fc never rains because diapers won't dry

children forp-w-p 3°^ y0U are Using newspapers. Poverty is seeing your vour J rU^y noses* Paper hankerchiefs cost money and all ?over?v ?syoooS?u things- ^en more costly are antihistaminee P0^y 1 • i ^ W1*h0ut focd and cleaning without soap.

my bovs Thev wil^tnrn^0 a+^laclc Your children won't play with wen? i 0PnyJ V ^ 0ther boys who wil1 steal 1° get what thay

hind the bers i? ^ y 366 Jhem dehfnd bars of th£ir prison instead of be- alcoho^ pnd f?n^ LP0Vef ^ Wl11 they turn t0 the freedom of drugs or for her'a life ifkp mTnp t+ ensfaved- And my daughter? At best, there is

Rut vnu ppfr ti L wenid be sensible of me to wish her dead, chndren hpS ^ i there are schools. Yes, there are schools. My have no extra books, no magazines, or extra pencils, or crayons, or paper and most important of all, they don't have healthT ihev ha?e

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tion ohvpp t aJ E us alive, but they do suffer from malnutri^- fdA„* , remember what I was taught about health in school. It

nroeram HotTprP^mh' S+me p:!-ac?s' there is a surplus commodities program. Hot here, ihe county said it cost too much. There is a school lunch program but I have two children(continued on page 4)

• ••••••• »"ths fixer •••••••• •page A- ••••••••••• (continued from page 3) who will already he damaged "by the time they get to school.

But you say to me, there are health clinics. Yes, there are health clinics"and they are in the towns. I live out here eight miles from town. I can walk that far (even if it is 16 miles both ways) hut can my little children? My neighbor will take me in when he goess hut he expects to he paid, one way or another. I bet you know my neighbor. He is that large man who spends his time at the gas station, the barber shop, and the corner store complaining about the goverment spending money on the im-

; moral mothers of illegitimate children. Poverty is an acid that drips on pride until all pride is worn away.

Poverty is a chisel that chips on honor until honor is worn away. Some of you say you would do something in my situation, and maybe you would, for the first week or the first month, but for year after year after year?

Even the poor can dream. A dream of a time when there is money. Money for the right kind of food, for worm medicine, for iron pills, foi toothbrushes, for hand cream, for hammer and nails and a bit of screen- ing, for a shovel, for a bit of paint, for some sheeting, for needles and thread. Money to pay in money to go to town. And oh, money for hot water and money for soap. A dream of when asking for help doesn't eat away tltfe last bit of pride. When the office you visit is as nice as the offices of other' govermental agencies, when there are enough workers to help" ybu quickly, when workers do not quit in defeat and despair. When you have to tell your story to only one person, and that person can send you for other help)- and you don't have to prove your poverty over and over and over again.

I have come out of my despair to tell you this. Remember I didn't come from another place or another time. Others like me are all around me. Look at us with an angry heart, anger that will help you help me. Anger that will let you tell me. The poor are always silent. Can you be silent too?

This came from a reading prepared and presented by Jo Goodwin Parker, Christian Social Relations Committee, United Church Women Deland, Fla.

RIGHT, FOR THE V/RONG -REASONS Find out who your .SGA Senator is and It all began when the Muncasters make sure he/she represents YOU!

of Montgomery, Ala.- refused to al- Also make sure he/she comes to the low thier son to register for the SGA Senate meetings and if they don'1 draft on the grounds that the U.S. show up, find out why not. has not formally declared war on 0 Vietnam.(Before you start thinking WHAT WEXT? that the/v;uncasters are a model, ^ The Navy, after denying its exist- idealistic left-wing family, consi- ance for months, has finally conceded der that they contend the Vietnam that it was attempting, until last War has been"perpetrated in viola*. fall, to teach dogs to swim under- tion of the U.S. Constitution by the water to detect and possibly kill United Nations.") The boy, Charles, enemy frogmen. PROJECT AQUADOG, as was convicted for failing to^regis* the study was called, was terminated ter and was sentenced to an indeter- after the Navy decided the program minate jail term. was unfeasible, a Navy spokesman Shortly thereafter, his father, admitted,

was to be taken into custody to be- CRA/DADDY gin serving a three-year sentence !+^_y)$(/■-/ ?" s.*=-1'5/Ol9283?A65$(p'+ for counciling his son not to deal GET YOUR MONEY READY! with the draftboard. As he was being America's nudists are going public led away, Mrs. Ester Muncaster, 45» this year. The America Sunbathing A his wife, struggled to prevent his Assn., which represents 130 nudists capture, and was arrested for as- colinies with 20,000 members across saulting a Federal officer._ the country, says many parks will

Last month, after undergoing a be opened to visitors this year, court-ordered sanity test, she was clothed or otherwise, for $5*00 a declared mentally competent to shot. ASA Pres. Robert Johnson says stand trial some time in June. If the public should "come visit us ner trial is anywhere as interest- just as they might visit Disney mg-as her husband's, it should be World."

one to watchi at his hearing, Mr. 0 Muncaster contended that paper Richaud("We'11 worry about the Con- money was_not the legal currency stitution later")Aleindienst, com- m the United States.^ menting on his involvment in the ITT

CRAWDADDY cases "I'm no penny-ante, two-bit

_ crook." (indeed) PLEASE CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT OF 0 MONEY THAT YOU CAN!!!! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS!

• •••••••• the fixer »•«»«••• •psige ^ (continued from page 3) who will already "be damaged "by the time they get to school.

But you say to me, there are health clinics. Yes, there are health clinics and they are-in the towns. I live out here eight miles from town. I can walk that far (even if it is 16 miles both ways) but can my little children? My neighbor will take me in when he goes; but he expects to be paid, one way or another. I bet you know my neighbor. He is that large man who spends' his time at the gas station, the barber shop, and the corner store complaining about the goverment spending money on the im-

• moral mothers of illegitimate children. Poverty is an acid that drips on pride until all pride is worn away.

Poverty is a chisel that chips on honor until honor is worn away. Some of you say you would do something in my situation, and maybe you would, for the first week or the first month, but for year after year after year? •

Even the poor can dream. A dream of a time when there is money. Money for the right kind of food, for worm medicine, for iron pills, for toothbrushes, for hand cream, for hammer and nails and a bit of screen- ing, for a shovel, for a bit of paint, for some sheeting, for needles and thread. Money to pay in money to go to town. And oh, money for hot water and money for soap. A dream of when asking for help doesn't eat away ttrfe last bit of pride, "when the office, you visit is as nice as the offices of other' govermental agencies, when there are enough workers to help'ybu quickly, when workers do not quit in defeat and despair. When you have to tell your story to only one person, and that person can send you for other helpr and you don't have to prove your poverty over and over and over again.

I have come out of my despair to tell you this. Remember I didn't come from another place or another time. Others like me are all around me. Look at us with an angry heart, anger that will help yeu help me. Anger that will let you tell me. The poor afce always silent. Can you be silent too?

This came from a reading prepared and presented by Jo Goodwin Parker, Christian Social Relations Committee, United Church Women Deland, Fla.

RIGHT, FOR THE WRONG -REASONS Find out who your .SGA Senator is and It all began when the Muncasters make sure he/she represents YOU!

of Montgomery, Ala.- refused to al- Also make sure he/she comes to the low thier son to register for the SGA Senate meetings and if they don'l draft on the grounds that the U.S. show up, find out why not. has not formally declared war on 0 Vietnam.(Before you start thinking WHAT NEXT? that the Muncasters are a model. The Navy, after denying its exist- idealistic left-wing family, consi- ance for months, has finally conceded der that they contend the Vietnam that it was attempting, until last /ar has been"perpetrated in viola-. fall, to teach dogs to swim under- tion of the U.S. Constitution by the water to detect and possibly kill United Nations.") The boy, Charles, enemy frogmen. PROJECT AQUADOG, as was convicted for failing to^regis- the study was called, was terminated ter and was sentenced to an indeter- after the Navy decided the program minate jail term. was unfeasible, a Navy spokesman Shortly thereafter, his father, admitted,

was to be taken into custody to be- CRAWDADDY gin serving a three-year sentence !+^_#) ?« : ^=-1'|/oi92837^65$(ji>+ for counciling his son not to deal GET YOUR MONEY READY! with the draftboard. As he was being America's nudists are going public led away, Mrs. Ester Muncaster, 45, this year. The America Sunbathing A his wife, struggled to prevent his Assn., which represents 130 nudists capture, and was arrested for as- colinies with 20,000 members across saulting a Federal officer._ the country, says many parks will

Last month, after undergoing a be opened to visitors this year, court-ordered sanity test, she was clothed or otherwise, for $5*00 a declared^mentally competent to shot. ASA Pres. Robert Johnson says stand trial some time in June. If the public should "come visit us her trial is anywhere as interest- just as they might visit Disney mg-as her husband's, it should be World."

one to watch; at his hearing, Mr. 0 Muncaster contended that paper RichaDd("We•11 worry about the Con- money was not the legal currency stitution later" hlleindienst, com- m the United. States.^ menting on his involvment in the ITT

CRAWDADDY, case: "I'm no penny-ante, two-bit

^ crook." (indeed) PLEASE CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT OF " 0 MONEY THAT YOU CAN:!!! GOOD. LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS!

• •••••••• "ths f ixsr «••••••• • psigs (continued from page 3) who will already "be damaged "by the time they get to school.

But you say to me, there are health clinics. Yes, there are health clinics and they are-in the towns. I live out here eight miles from town. I can walk that far (even if it is 16 miles both ways) but can my little children? My neighbor will take me in when he goess but he expects to be paid, one way or another. I bet you know my neighbor. He is that large man who spends' his time at the gas station, the barber shop, and the corner store complaining about the goverment spending money on the im-

• moral mothers of illegitimate children. Poverty is an acid that drips on pride until all pride is worn away.

Poverty is a chisel that chips on honor until honor is worn away. Some of you say you would do something in my situation, and maybe you would, for the first week or the first month, but for year after year after year? •

Even the poor can dream. A dream of a time when there is money. Money for the right kind of food, for worm medicine, for iron pills, for toothbrushes, for hand cream, for hammer and nails and a bit of screen- ing, for a shovel, for a bit of paint, for some sheeting, for needles and thread. Money to pay in money to go to town. And oh, money for hot water and money for soap. A dream of when asking for help doesn't eat away tlffe last bit of pride. When the office, you visit is as nice as the offices of other' govermental agencies, when there are enough workers to help'ybu quickly, when workers do not quit in defeat and despair. When you have to tell your story to only one person, and that person can send you for other help)- and you don't have to prove your poverty over and over and over again.

I have come out of my despair to tell you this. Remember I didn't come from another place or another time. Others like me are all around me. Look at us with an angry heart, anger that will help yeu help me. Anger that will let you tell me. The poor afce always silent. Can you be silent too?

This came from a reading prepared and presented by Jo Goodwin Parker, Christian Social Relations Committee, United Church Women Deland, Fla.

RIGHT, FOR THE WRONG -REASONS Find out who your .SGA Senator is and It all began when the Muncasters make sure he/she represents YOU!

of Montgomery, Ala.- refused to al- Also make sure he/she comes to the low thier son to register for the SGA Senate meetings and if they don'l draft on the grounds that the U.S. show up, find out why not. has not formally declared war on 0 Vietnam.(Before you start thinking WHAT NEXT? that the Muncasters are a model. The Navy, after denying its exist- idealistic left-wing family, consi- ance for months, has finally conceded der that they contend the Vietnam that it was attempting, until last

'rar has been"perpetrated in viola- . fall, to teach dogs to swim under- tion of the U.S. Constitution by the water to detect and possibly kill United Nations.") The boy, Charles, enemy frogmen. PROJECT AQUADOG, as was convicted for failing to^regis* the study was called, was terminated ter and was sentenced to an indeter- after the Navy decided the program minate jail term. was unfeasible, a Navy spokesman Shortly thereafter, his father, admitted,

was to be taken into custody to be- CRAWDADDY gin serving a three-year sentence !+^_#)$($^/. ?" |/01928374-65$(£/+ for counciling his son not to deal GET YOUR MONEY READY! with the draftboard. As he was being America's nudists are going public led away, Mrs. Ester Muncaster, 45, this year. The America Sunbathing A his wife, struggled to prevent his Assn., which represents 130 nudists capture, and was arrested for as- colinies with 20,000 members across saulting a Federal officer._ the country, says many parks will

Last month, after undergoing a be opened to visitors this year, court-ordered sanity test, she was clothed or otherwise, for $5*00 a declared^mentally competent to shot. ASA Pres. Robert Johnson says stand trial some time in June. If the public should "come visit us her trial is anywhere as interest- just as they might visit Disney mg-as her husband's, it should be World."

one to watchi at his hearing, Mr. 0 Muncaster contended that paper RichaDd("We'11 worry about the Con- money was not the legal currency stitution later" hlleindienst, com- m the United. States.^ menting on his involvment in the ITT

CRAWDADDY cases "I'm no penny-ante, two-bit

crook." (indeed) PLEASE CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT OF " 0 MONEY THAT YOU CAN!!!! GOOD. LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS!

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After observing tlie gals on cam— for several years, we have found they will fall into several differ- ent groups, Uliich do you belong to?

1, Sn^iie Sorority—nI1 d love to go out with you, but we have first ro- und party, and a second round par- ty, and then a third round party, and then,,."

2, Penelope Pig- "Hi there fella, wanta wallow with me?"

3, Betty Bitch- "I have the strang- est problem—a permanent period,"

4, Louisa Lush- "My sexual potency lies in a 12oz, can,"

5, Hajcxlet Husb and hunt e r- "ITant to go to Eagerstown?,f

6, Sally Slut- "A beer'll buy my bod3'- buddy!"

7, Prisilla Proper- "Pardon me, but did you say SEEI"

8, Mary Musclebound- "Hatch out mu- ther—I got my hockey stick!"

9, Cathy Cavilier- "You can find me on Rugby Road,"

10, Preida Freak- "Y/ow! The S.U. is a far-out place-when you're tr- ipping, By the way, do you like my blouse, or lack of one?"

11, Bridget Body- "Look at me: 36— 24—317, but" "l speak With a lisp,"

12, Terry Tease- "Look how loose I hang I"

"13. Tillie Train- "I've got a one- track mind!"

14. Josephine Jerkoff- "I got the fastest hands on campus!"

15, /aida 1/onderful- V/ish we could find one to take home to the fami- ly, It'd sure be nice.

Sensuously, Joe Mice Guy

P.S, I just passed my 6000 mile checkup.

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IT'S TIES RIP-OFF MOITTII: EVER NOTICE .HOW YOUR PARAPLUIS (UMBRELLA) SUDDENLY VANISHES FROM THE D—HALL r

COAT ROOM? AFTER A D-JLYLL HEAL, GETTING SOAIEED IN A SHOWER (THUNDER) COULD PROVE FnTAL, Other good pla- ces for rip—offs are; your room, (even if locked— the urge to rip—' off laughs at locksmiths) the SUB, classes, the Quad, etc,,, Rip-offs are not particular as to where they rip-off as long as they can do it without being "knabbed,"

The techniques are something to be aware of: the subtle and the ob- vious, The subtle approach invol- ves sneaking into a room alone or with a friend who scans the area, as a guard and taking the desired ob- ject - like a pair of steel-rims, (leave a kid blind) The obvious is

best carried out by walking up to the bread"line and lifting a loaf in sight of the L—hall staff. Then stuff it into your knapsack and walk off bouncing to the time of foamy wheat bread.

The subtle is most used (natcli on campus. Other subtle techniques involve snatching small hygenics such as Great Body Hair Texturizer between 2;00 and 3:00 in the morn- ing. (toothpaste and Breck Shampo4* are good substitutes if someone 'h; been through 10 minutes ahead of time) Calling people up on the phone to get them out of the room long enough to complete a rip-off, or rummaging through other suites and rooms during "dinner hours" at only a few other ways of. evading getting knabbed. The obvious is not as popular as the subtle - yet however, considering the direction the campus is flowing, everyone should have the priviledge of bein, on the receiving end of a rip-off very soon,..

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t, Suzie Sorority—"I'd love to go out with you, but' Y*?e have first ro- und party, and a second round par- ty, and then a third round party, and then,,•"

2, Penelope Pig— "Hi there fella, wanta wallow with me?"

3, Betty Bitch- "I have the strang- est problem—a permanent period."

4, Louisa Lush- "My sexual potency lies in a 12oz, can,"

5, Harriet Husbandhunter- "Want to go to Eagerstown?,r

6, Sally Slut- "A beerTll buy my bodj'- buddy!"

7-, Pr is ilia Proper- "Pardon me, but did you say SEX!"

8, Mary Ilusclebound- "Watch out mu- ther—I got my hockey stick!"

9, Cathy Cavilier- "You can find me on Rugby Road,"

10, Preida Freak- "Wow! The S.U, is a far-out place-when you're tr- ipping, By the way, do you like my blouse, or lack of one?"

11, Bridgot Body- "Look at me: 36— 24—35, but I speak with a lisp,"

^2. Terry Tease- "Look how loose I hang!"

13. Tillie Train- "I've got a one- track mind!"

14. Josephine Jerkoff- "I got the fastest hands on campus!"

15. Waida Wonderful- 'Wish we could find one to take hone to the fami- ly, It'd sure be nice,' . .

Sensuously, Joe Hice Guy

P,S, I just passed my 6000 mile checkup-.

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The techniques are something to be aware of: the subtle and the ob- vious, ■ The subtle approach invol- ves sneaking into a room alone or with a friend who scans the area as a guard and taking the desired ob- nect - like a pair of steel-rims, (leave a kid blind) The obvious is

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The subtle is most used (natch' on campus. Other subtle techniques involve snatching small hygenics such as Great Body Hair Texturizer between 2:00 and 3:00 in the morn* ing, (toothpaste and Breck Shampoo are good substitutes if someone-" h been through 10 minutes ahead of time) Calling people up on the phone to get them out of the room long enough to complete a rip-off, or rummaging through other suites and rooms during "dinner hours" at only a few other v/ays of. evading getting knabbed. The obvious is not as popular as the subtle - yet however, considering the direction the campus is flowing, everyone should have the priviledge of bein on the receiving end of a rip-off very soon,,.

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After observing the gals on cam— for several years, we have found they will fall into several differ- ent groups, V/hich do you belong to?

t, Suzie Sorority—"I'd love to go ouh v/ith you, but' Y*?e have first ro- und party, and a second round par- ty, and then a third round party, and then,,,"

2. Penelope Pig- "Hi there fella, wanta wallow with me?"

3. Betty Bitch- "I have the strang- est problem—a permanent period,"

4. Louisa Lush- "My sexual potency lies in a 12oz, can,"

5. Harriet Husbandhunter- "Want to go to Eagerstown?,r

6. Sally Slut- "A beerTll buy my bodj'- buddy!"

7.' Prisilia Proper- "Pardon me, but did you say SEX!"

8* Hary Ilusclebound- "Watch out mu- ther—I got my hockey stick!"

9, Cathy Cavilier- "You can find me on Rugby Road,"

10, Preida Freak- "Wow! The S.U. is a far-out place-when you're tr- ipping, By the way, do you like my blouse, or lack of one?"

11, Bridgot Body— "Look at me: 36— 24—35, but I speak with a lisp,"

^2. Terry Tease- "Look how loose I hang!"

13. Tillie Train- "I've got a one- track mind!"

14. Josephine Jerkoff- "I got the fastest hands on campus!"

15. V/aida Wonderful- Wish we could find one to take hone to the fami- ly, It'd sure be nice, . .

Sensuously, Joe Hice Guy

P,S, I just passed my 6000 mile checkup-.

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IT'S THE RIP-OFF HOITTII: EVER NOTICE HOW YOUR PARAPLUIE (UMBRELLA) SUDDENLY VA1TISEES PROM THE D—H/iLL, COAT ROOM? AFTER A D-EALL MEAL, GETTING SOAECED IN A SJIOV/ER (THUNDER) COULD PROVE FATAL, Other good pla- ces for rip—offs are: your room, (even if locked— the urge to rip-' off laughs at locksmiths) the SUB, classes, the Quad, etc,,, Rip-offs are not particular as to where they rip-off as long as they can do it without being "knabbed,"

The technique's are something to be aware of: the subtle and the ob- vious, ■ The subtle approach invol- ves sneaking into a room alone or with a friend who scans the area as a guard and taking the desired ob- ject - like a pair of steel-rims, (leave a kid blind) The obvious is

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best carried out by walking up to the bread"'line and lifting a loaf in sight of the L—hall staff. Then stuff it into your knapsack .and walk off bouncing to the tune of foamy wheat bread.

The subtle is most used (natch' on campus. Other subtle techniques involve snatching small hygenics such as Great Body Hair Texturizer between 2:00 and 3:00 in the moni" ing, (toothpaste and Breck Shampoo are good substitutes if someone-'h; been through 10 minutes ahead of time) Calling people up on the phone to get them out of the room long enough to complete a rip-off, or rummaging through other suites and rooms during "dinner hours" at only a few other v/ays of. evading getting knabbed. The obvious is not as popular as the subtle - yet however, considering the direction the campus is flowing, everyone should have the priviledge of beln on the receiving end of a rip-off very soon,,.

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iy now, all of you have gotten that 1 page ditty from the Housing office. It was signed by the Director of the Housing Office, Challace Joe Mc-- ;

Aillin, and whether he wrote,it or not and composed it to be as full of discrepancies as it was, I have no •■ idea,,..but it was a very confusing piece of Administration Literature. (Defined ass "That literature or pub- lication that usually takes the form of nneographed or blue ink dittoed sheets of paper. The contents of " these flyers vary but all generally exude the air of "Lissen kiddies, have we got a deal for you. Just follow our simple instructions and we will steer you clear to a healthy and wholesome college experience; cuz Kids, WE know what's good for youi")

The particular document that I am referring to has many of these charac- teristics to it. Here are the out- standing examples of discrepancies and inequities I found.

1. "...the need to triple rooms that would normally be doubled and have 4 students in a room..."

You know what students they will be? The women students, that is who! And you know why? Because the men have a choice to live in the following dorms: Hanson, N-7, Ashby, or Lagle. They won't have 3 or 4 stuck in their dorm rooms, no siree! As one of my male friends proudly said to ne; "They don't dare stick 3 or 4 guys in a room in a guys dorm. 'The guys just woudn't put up with that kinda stuff." How right he is - for.only the girls on this campus are docile and submissive enough to put up with 3 or 4 bodies in a tiny room. Congestion on this campus should not have to hs tolerated by just the women,

2. Another item in the letter said that "Those students who are inconvenienced ...will receive a 10,3 reduction in room rent." This is a real big deal...a whole 10% off! Wow! What a compen- sation! How about something a little more economically just? Like I'yp room

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3. The letter also gave conflicting and misleading information about the new contract system to be implemented this upcoming year. It states 'This year for the first time each resident student will sign a separate contract for Housing, food, and laundry,' This statement is misleading in that it sounds like one can sign a contract to live in the dorm but not contract for laundry service, (Perhaps you've grown tired of seeing your clothes come back 1. with half the buttons crushed and broken 2, with tears of worn spots appearing in jour clothes that you send often and 3# or getting your zippers broken. And perhaps you'd rather wash them yourself.) Well, it looks like you will be required to pay for both dining-hall and laundry service any- way; whether you use them or not. So tuff beans! This bothered me last year and I wanted to know why I couldn't just live in the dorm, pay that fee only and do my own cooking and laundry? Wanna know the run-around of reasons I got? The basic one was that I "must take part in such services in order that I have a healthy and full collge ex- perience." Sheeesh!

Did anyone else read the letter from housing office this way? Or are you satisfied that the Administration has your entire life style all pre- planned and prepared for your ncalthy and wholesome college experience"?

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The particular document that I am referring to has many of these charac- teristics to it. Here are the out- standing examples of discrepancies and inequities I found.

1. "...the need to triple rooms that would normally be doubled and have 4 students in a room..."

You know what students they will be? The women students, that is who! And you know why? Because the men have a choice to live in the following dorms: Hanson, N-7, Ashby, or Lagle. They won't have 3 or ^1- stuck in their dorm rooms, no siree! As one of my male, friends proudly• said to me; "They don't dare stick 3 or ^ guys in a room in a guys dorm. The guys just woudn't put up with that kinda stuff." How right he is - for .only the girls on this campus are docile and submissive enough to put up with 3 or ^ bodies in a tiny room. Congestion on this campus should not have to te tolerated by just the women.

2. Another item in the letter said that "Those students who are inconvenienced ...will receive a 10% reduction in room rent." This is a real big deal.,,a whole 10% off! How! What a compen- sation! How about something a little more economically just? Like 25^ room

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3. The letter also gave conflicting and misleading information about the new contract system to be implemented this upcoming year. It states 'This year for the first time each resident student will sign a separate contract for Housing, food, and laundry,' This statement is misleading in that at sounds like one can sign a contract to live in the dorm but not contract for laundry service, (Perhaps you've grown tired of seeing your clothes come back 1. with half the buttons crushed and broken 2, with tears of worn spots appearing in ymr clothes that you send often and 3. or getting your zippers broken. And perhaps you'd rather wash them yourself,) Well, it looks like you will be required to pay for both dining-hall and laundry service any- wiy; whether you use them or not. So tuff beans! This bothered me last year and I wanted to know why I couldn't just live in the dorm, pay that fee only and do ity own cooking and laundry? Wanna know the run-around of reasons I got? The basic one was that I "Must take part in such services in order that I have a healthy and full collge ex- perience." Sheeeshl

Did anyone else read the letter from housing office this way? Or are you satisfied that the Administration has your entire life style all pre- planned and prepared for your noalthy and wholesome college experience"?

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The particular document that I am referring to has many of these charac- teristics to it. Here are the out- standing examples of discrepancies and inequities I found.

1. "...the need to triple rooms that would normally be doubled and have 4 students in a room..."

You know what students they will be? The women students, that is who! And you know why? Because the men have a choice to live in the following dorms: Hanson, N-7, Ashby, or Eagle. They won't have ^ or ^ stuck in their dorm rooms, no siree! As one of my male, friends proudly said to ne; "They don't dare stick 3 or 4 guys in a room in a guys dorm. The guys just woudn't put up with that kinda stuff." How right he is - for .only the girls on this campus are docile and submissive enough to put up with 3 or 4 bodies in a tiny room. Congestion on this campus should not have to hs tolerated by just the women.

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3. The letter also gave conflicting and misleading information about the new contract system to be implemented this upcoming year. It states 'This year for the first time each resident student will sign a separate contract for Housing, food, and laundry,' This statement is misleading in that at sounds like one can sign a contract to live in the dorm but not contract for laundry service, (Perhaps you've grown tired of seeing your clothes come back 1. with half the buttons crushed and broken 2, with tears of worn spots appearing in jour clothes that you send often and 3. or getting your zippers broken. And perhaps you'd rather wash them yourself,) Well, it looks like you will be required to pay for both dinina-hall and laundry service any- way; whether you use them or not. So tuff beans! This bothered me last year and I wanted to know why I couldn't just live in the dorm, pay that fee only and do my own cooking and laundry? Wanna know the run-around of reasons I got? The basic one was that I "Must take part in such services in order that I have a healthy and full collge ex- perience." Sheeeshl

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I am writing this column at 4 A.M. while, sitting in a waiting room at New York Hospital,. Inside, about 50 feet away,, my three-year-old daughter, Jodi, is sleeping in a crib with both of her hands tied to her sides to keep her.from touching the 100-stitches she-has in her face. You see, Jodi made a terrible mistake a few hours ago. Almost a fatal mistake,

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The blast sent a rain of jagged glass into her tiny face. Now we all know that the militant didn't, set out to injure Jodi. No. What he was looking for was "justice," My little girl just got in his way,f And I'm sure that some people will tell you that Jodi being a three- year-old member of the establish- ment was at fault. Because when a man is looking for "justice" or

How do you tell a kid.that a man took dynamite and buckshot and made a bomb that blew up and ripped your face? He did it .in the name of "justice" and "free- dom,"

How do you explain? Maybe the Mark Rudds or Angela

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I am writing this .column at 4 l A.M. while.sittfeg in a waiting room at New York Hospital-,, Inside, about 50 feet away,., my three-year-old daughter, Jodi, is sleeping in a crib with both of her hands tied to her sides to keep.her.from touching the 100-stitches she-has in her face. You see, Jodi made a terrible

several hundred years of oppres- sion. ■

The Eldridge Cleavers of this world might tell youthat Jodi is only an'early casualty of- the-war that's.coming between races, As I said before, there'are a lot of people' who can give- you a lot' of good reasons, they say, for throw- ing bombs'," and killing cops, and burning, and rioting, and looting, and hating. Just before I sat down to write this I walked into Jodi's room to check and see if she was asleep-. I guess I made a little too much*noise and I woke her. She smiled with her ripped up lips and said, "Baddy, I ran and I fell."

You see ,- Jodi being only three doesn't know what a bomb is or what it does. She still thinks

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How do you explain a bomb to a three-year-old kid?

How do you tell a kid.that a man took dynamite and buckshot and made- a bomb that blew up and ripped your face? He did it .in the name of "justice" and "free--, dom."

How do you explain? ■ , Maybe the Mark Rudds or Angela

Bavises or Eldridge Cleavers of• this world can explain to Jodi ■ why her face had to be -ruined this morning, in the. name of "jus- tice,"

Because, hod knows, I can't.

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She trusted the world of grown- ups. ,

Like a million other three-year-' olds all over.the world, she-took, her mother's hand and walked with her to,go out and play in the park. They walked past a building where a young militant had 'just placed a 15 inch pipe bomb, I guess it was bad _ ^ -rfD ^ timing on Jodi's part because she TJxClliSSlVS passed the building-at the same time the bomb went off.

The blast sent a rain of jagged glass into her tiny face. Now we all know that the militant didn't set out to injure Jodi. No. What he was looking for. was "justice," My little girl just got in his way,f And I'm sure that some people will tell you that Jodi being a three- year-old member of the establish- ment was at fault. Because when a man is looking for "justice" or

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The Bombing

I am writing this -column at 4 1 A.M. while sittfeig in a waiting room at New York Hospital;,, Inside, about 50 feet away,., my three-year-old daughter, Jodi, is sleeping in a crib with both of her hands tied to her sides to keep.her.from touching the 100-stitches she-has in her face. You see, Jodi made a terrible

several hundred years of oppres- sion. ■

The Eldridge Cleavers of this world might tell you-that Jodi is only an'early casualty of- the-war that's.coming between races,.As I said before, there'are a lot of people' who can give-you a lot of good reasons, they say, for throw- ing bombs," and killing cops, and burning, and rioting, and looting, and hating. Just before I sat down to write this I walked into Jodi's room to check and see if she was asleep-. I guess I made a little too much'noise and I woke her. She smiled with her ripped up lips and said, "Baddy, I ran and I fell."

You see ,- Jodi being only three doesn't know what a bomb is or what it does. She still thinks

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W OUPtn second, I wanted to explain to her what had' happened and then I realized how ridiculous it was and so I did something I haven't,done since I was'a,little kid. I cried.

How do you explain a bomb to a three-year-old kid?

How do you tell a kid.that a man took dynamite and buckshot and made- a bomb that blew up and ripped youn face? He did it .in the name of "justice" and "free--, dom."

How do you explain? ■ , Maybe the Mark Rudds or Angela

Bavises or Eldridge Cleavers of- this world can explain to Jodi ■ why her face had to be -ruined this morning, in the. name of "jus- tice,"

Because, -Bod knows, I can't.

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mistake a few hours ago. Almost a fatal mistake. ' .*

She trusted the world of grown- ups. ,

like a million other three-year- olds all over.the world, she-took, her mother's hand and walked with her to,go out and play in the park. They walked past a building where a young militant had 'just placed a 15 inch pipe bomb, I guess it was bad _ ^ -rrT)' timing on Jodi's part because she TlJ_e(liSSllVS l^fe(fllC©TOjL passed the building-at the same time the bomb went off.

The blast sent a rain of jagged glass into her tiny face. Now we all know that the militant didn't, set out to injure Jodi. No, What he was looking for, was "justice." My little girl just got in his way,y qr} And I'm sure that some people will UUClxY tell you that Jodi being a three- year-old member of the establish- ment was at fault. Because when a man is looking for "justice" or

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