So I Just Got The Crap Beaten Out Of Me Because IStood Up For Some Girl Who I Don’t Even Know

What Was I Thinking?!?!

And Then I RememberedWho She Had Reminded Me Of

That Actress Who I Saw When I Was In Between High School And College. My Parents Took Me To See A Show At Some Theatre. The Dancers There Were All Amazing.

She could dance too. I’m Not Really Into Dancing Or Anything.But That Was Some Awesome Stuff

So AmazingShe Was As flexible As She Was Beautiful

And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had AConversation That Went Something Like This:

Did You See Those Girls??

Weren’t They

Beautiful?

Yes Mom

Yes Mom

You Couldn’t Get A Girl Like That. Do You Know That?

Maybe. I Don’t Know.

Oh No, Not This

Again

That Is My DadBy The Way

And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had AConversation That Went Something Like This:

Girls Like Guys Who Have Futures.

Not Guys Who Sit

Around And Still Live

With Their Parents

Those Girls Actually Have Futures. They Go Out And Get Jobs.

MOM! WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE beep UP ALREADY!

What Ever You Say Mom

SHUT THE BEEP UP!

HEY!

WATCH How You Talk To Your Mother!!

Why Do You Always Pick On Me When I Just Try To Make

Conversation With You?

I Don’t Know.Ever Since Then, I Have Found Myself Really Wanting To Be A Hero To A Girl. And To Impress My Mom. Impress Her If Not Prove Her Wrong.

I Thought About This The Next Few Times I Called The Cops To Save Random People From Bad Guys

She Was Right.Most Of The Girls I Ever Hooked Up With Were On Drugs,Cougars Or Desperate High School Freshman Desperate ToBlow A Senior

Yes, I Was Inspired To Keep On Calling The Cops On Criminals.It Really Helped To Give Me Something To Do When I Was Pissed Off. I’d Take Down A Villain And Save A Civilian

It Was Really Awkward When Sheriff Marcus Williams CalledMe In To Talk To Me About It

So Uh,Can You

Take Your Mask Off??

Sorry, I Would Rather Not

OK, You Want Some Coffee??

No Thanks

Then One Night … …

I’ve Got A Masked Man Assaulting A College Student On Western

And 25th!!

Thanks Impactor!We’ll Be There

In 25!!

AAH!!PLEASE STOP!! PLEASE STOP!!

25?! At This Rate, I Might As Well Tackle The Guy Myself!!

No! Don’t!

SHUT IT! B@#@$!

I Had A LOT Of Personal ProblemsThat Motivated Me To Do What I Did

What?!?From That Phone Booth!

Meet The IMPACTOR You Son Of A B@#@$!!

Fight Scene

The @$$ Kickings Were Going Back And ForthUntil …