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The INVASION Experts

Major Threat To

SOCIETY

Symbolic Times

Scientists

Study

Alien

Culture

October 2012

OFFICAL

PLANS FOR

DESTROYING

ALIENS

FEMA recommends avoiding

2— SYMBOLIC TIMES—OCTOBER2012

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NOTE FROM EDITOR

This magazine has been created

as a source of knowledge to those

who remain. We need to come

together and put our ethnic and

social differences aside to form a

strong society that can take on

and defeat the threat to our

culture as we know it. The

information that you will find

inside will help you better

understand the situations that we

are in and the seriousness of the

actions we need to take.

DO NOT take the military

warnings lightly. There will be

military air strikes with the

possibility that there could be

more than one strike.

God Bless the USA

Credits

Editor

Kayla Davis

Class Instructor

Professor Jared Cootz

Movie Sources

Alien

Aliens

ASSOCIATED INSTITUTION

Symbolic Times Late Fall 2012

THE INVASION EXPERTS

COVER STORY

SPECIAL REPORT 8

It’s no secret that the alien invasion has negatively

affected our society. Find out what the plans to deal

with this conflict in a formal document released by

the Department of Defense when they teamed up

with U.S. Army Special Forces to research and plan

an attack on the aliens.

Alien Destruction

Plans Released

5

6

Alien Lifecycle

Research

Special Section:

FEMA recommends avoiding

phone calls

SPECIAL REPORT

4

President declares

state of emergency

for the United States………………….

TIPS FOR SURVIVAL

12

How to handle the an

encounter and upcoming

defense strikes……………………….

Discover the stages of the aliens to have a

better understanding of what you are up

against.

Government agency

FEMA ask that cell

phone users stop

communicating by

phone calls and use

other methods that are

available.

Prepare to be invaded

13

Supply list to help

remind you what to take

when you evacuate and

seek shelter………………………….

Ripley’s believe it or not

7

Ripley warned of this threat

to our society and everyone

thought she was outside the

norm……………………………….….

Photo Gallery

13

First hand pictures

of actual aliens!……………………...

Comic Relief

14

BACK

COVER

It’s not funny………………………..

TRUST

FEMA SAVE LIVES DON’T CALL!


Artwork

Artwork dedicated

by Faith Davis!................………

From the Desk Of the President

President Declares a State of Emergency and Terroristic Threat for U.S.

Main Content

Release date: OCTOBER 01, 2012

Release Number:

JC-1301-4L15-2012

WASHINGTON -- The world as we know it may come to a tragic end and the Aliens that pose a threat to our

country will thrive on our American soil. Our American values will not allow us to stand for this, for we have

fought for what we have today and will not let anyone or anything take it from us. We are strong, powerful and

together we can achieve greatness. So what are WE going to do about this? Well, we’re going to fight!

As you may know, the U.S. Department of Defense has teamed up with U.S. Army Special Forces to study and

develop a plan for dealing with the invasion situation. Military Personnel also has been made available for the

United States to supplement state and local recovery efforts in the area(s) affected by the Alien attacks from

now until no longer needed.

Special groups of these Military personnel are being deployed throughout the United States to inspect all

industrial parts of the areas. The Aliens are known for living in underground environments that are dark and

moist. They come out mostly at night to collect food, although they have been seen during the day, just not as

often. When one alien is unsuccessful in gathering a source of food but know it’s within reach they come

together to aid in the retrieval of such food, usually humans.

Extreme precautions should be followed and these warnings are not to be taken lightly. It is up to us Americans

to defeat the situation at hand. As we come together as a nation, we will overcome these attacks.

Inside this article you find helpful information the is crucial to survive. Please read over the information

thoroughly to know what each and everyone of us is up against.

We know that these times are difficult and are asking that you conform to these rules in order for survival. May

God be with us all.

President of the United State of America


http://www.fema.gov/news-release/president-declares-major-disaster-alabama-11#skip_link-block-system-main

FEMA: Forget the cellular calls, try texting and

social networking instead. You never know, it

could save someone you know.

URGENT MESSAGE

Now that the invasion has started, we need to adjust our culture to survive

these tragic events. How we are accustomed to communicating with loved

ones and other people needs a necessary change. The current

communications structure is not stable enough to continue to support the

daily unnecessary verbal communication through cellular phone calls.

Phone lines may be congested and in order to solve this problem, our

society needs to come together and make adjustments to ensure every

individual has a fair chance to call for help. Our language has multiple

aspects outside of speech that allow for communication to other people,

including writing, symbols and gestures. For friends and family not in the

same location, FEMA recommends using text messages or social network

updates to make room for more people to use the limited resources we have.

This may come a bit of “culture shock” to some people but it is necessary for

survival. Social Control is crucial to aid in the process of preventing this

situation to go from bad to worse. As long as everyone conforms to this

temporary way of life, the process will not take as long to fix.

Phone Call Free

Zone


The aliens life cycle is much

different than our culture. In our

society a woman is pregnant for 40

weeks, usually only one egg is

fertilized. The alien queen kept

producing eggs with no end in sight.

The fertilization is done in the host

once the facehugger attaches itself,

as it has a host dependent reproduc-

tion. From there it will advance

with a speedily growth rate much

quicker than our own.

There are five stages to an Alien:

Egg, Facehugger, Chestbuster, Adult

and the Queen. Each of them pose an

imminent threat to our society.

The egg: although looks harmless,

will hatch when it detects a host

present and will attach itself to

your face. That is where the term

“Facehugger” comes in.

Facehugger: a spider-like

parasite attaches itself to the host

where it then controls the breathing

of its host to control the production

of the embryo. Once it is secure it

will implant an embryo into the lungs

of the host and dies.

Chestbuster: After the

gestation phase, usually 1-10 days,

this creature will burst from the

chest area of the host.

Adult: Alien Warrior with two

mouths, one inside the other. The

one inside is actually its tongue

with a creature at the end of it and

it is considered dangerous as well.

These aliens will not show up on a

infra-red scanner, which means they

do not emit heat.

Alien Queen: She has the ability

to create and lay eggs from her

extended abdomen. Also known to

survive without her extended abdomen.

In this article, we take an in-depth look from a scientific view how these aliens are conceived. Are they similar to our own? Can we relate to their culture and ultimately defeat these aliens?

Our journalist interviewed an anonymous source who released this information to the public so we have a better understanding of what were up against. This scientist believes that if we can be educated about the production of these aliens, we could claim victory.


What we know:

These aliens are from another planet

and they impose a threat to our

society. In order for them to stay

alive they need to continue to

reproduce and the only way to stop

them is to kill their queen. She is

just as protective as humans are to

their young and will kill anything or

anyone who get in the way of their

culture. Outsmarting her will not be

easy as she processes information

similar to how we do. One queen has

been know for using an elevator,

after witnessing a human use it, in

order for her to try and achieve

her goal to eliminate her threat.

Much like our society, all aliens

have roles and assigned statuses. An

alien queen has the master status in

her society with the role of

production. Aliens interact

formally, each having a specific

role and interact to benefit

describes them as a secondary group.

Survival depends on everything they

do and don’t do. If they don’t

bring food back to the nest the queen

will not be able to survive and make

more eggs, therefore, the aliens will

serve no purpose without her.

We hope that this information has

brought a better understanding to the

current situation that we currently

are in. Please share and help

educate anyone who is willing to

listen.


RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

Ellen Ripley was aboard the Nostromo when it was

returning to earth and intercepted a signal that ap-

peared as a distress call. This was the first known

contact with the creature and she warned early on

to the dangers of this species. A copy of the mes-

sage from Ripley:

“Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo,

third officer reporting. The other members of the

crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain

Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should

reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little

luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last

survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.“

The fact that Ripley is a woman, her point of view

was not taken seriously due to the predominance of

male gender role. She went against the social norm

and survived contact with the aliens.

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE US ARMY SPECIAL FORCES COMMAND

US ARMY GARRISON, FORT HOUSTON #007 1234 SECRET WAY

THE WOODLANDS, TX 77380

October 15, 2012

Department of Defense has released the plans for eliminating the enemy after an in-depth study on the social effects of invasion. HOUSTON, TX. – The Department of Defense has teamed up with the U.S. Army Special Forces to determine the impact on the U.S. culture from the invasion and what to expect in coming months. This situation is going to cause conflict among our culture by the hard decisions that are pressed upon us to make. We need to show these invading hostile aliens who has the master status in this world. As seen by the maps of the U.S. on the next page, the aliens shown in red in the cities are in the preparatory stage for a full on overtaking. In order to prevent this conflict from turning operational and permeating the entire structure of society, we must devise a functionalistic plan. This plan must be maintained through cooperation and consensus to reinforce the social order. We have devised two plans that require an awareness between individuals and the wider society as there may be some risks involved with eliminating the enemy. If we take a “looking glass” approach and realize our position in this battle is poor, than we can better understand and accept the risks. More information will be released with the cities and states that will be affected first. Gather food, water and clothing ahead of time. When it is time for your area to seek shelter, a Military personnel will direct you to your location at that time. Please, stay inside in the evening and throughout the night. Keep yourself armed with some form of protection and do whatever it takes to stay alive. See page 12 for helpful tips.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Study on the effects of alien invasion

on United States society

Current Invasion Status

Projected Invasion status by mid 2013


Plan#1

Recruit capable countries around the world with the biological weapons to send to

the cities currently overran with Alien activity. This effort will require evacuation of

the target cities.




Plan#2

Recruit capable countries around the world with weapons of mass destruction

(Nuclear) to send to the cities currently overran with Alien activity. This effort

will require evacuation of the target cities.




In order to survive an encounter with an alien follow these points:

Make yourself aware of your surroundings

Do not attempt to engage the enemy

In the event you encounter the enemy and are armed, use a firearm

to injure it and attempt to escape. Be cautious if you injure it as it’s

blood is made of an acid type substance and is a toxic, corrosive

substance

Be aware of the alerts broadcasted as the government will be using

nuclear and biological weapon strikes to eliminate the enemy in

majorly overran areas.


In the event you encounter the enemy and are armed, use a firearm

PREPARING FOR AN

INVASION

While there may be plans to attempt to

deal with the invasion of aliens, there

are necessary supplies you will need to

attempt to gather prior to evacuating

your steadfast and heading for another

shelter site. This list includes the basic

needs like food, water and other

supplies to help you get through a

couple days before locating your

destination.

FOOD (Collect non-perishable

items)

WATER (1 Gallon Daily per person

in the party)

MEDICATIONS (this includes any

and all especially necessary ones for

survival)

TOOLS (Utility Knives, Hammers,

Flashlights)

CLOTHES & LINENS (Remember

bedding, clothes for each party

member, and towels)

IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS (Forms

of ID, Vaccine Records, etc.)

FIRST AID KIT (Critical items include

bandages, first aid spray, and

anything else to field dress wounds)


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