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{The ^lexington Gazette. VOLUME 99. NUMBER 14. LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 1903. ONE DOLLAR A YEAH. Fraternal Orders. Mountain City Lodge, No. 67, Ancient York Masons, meets 2nd and 4th Mon¬ day nights at Masonic Hall. J. Will Moore, W. M. A. T. Shields. Sec'y. Koekbridge Lodge, No. 58. I. O. O. F. meets every Thursday night, at Odd Fel- owe' Hall A. W. Manspile, N. 0. J. V. Urlustead, ssec'*,. Lexington Lodge, No- CC, K. of P, -neets every Tuesday night,at Odd Feb tows' Hall, W. S. lineman, C. C. J. V. Grinstoad. K, R S. Natural Bridge Council, No..f>20. Royal Arcanum, meets 1st aud 3rd Friday nights In each month. W. R, Beeton, Regent. James vVithrow, Sec'y, Lee Jackson Camp, No. 83, Junior Or- dor American Mechanics, meets every Sin«l »nd 4th Friday nights at Odd Fellows' Hall. F. 8 Johuston. Councilor. D. B. Radford, Secy. Liberty Lodge, No, L Daughters of Rebeka*}, meets every Mondav night at Oljd' Fellows' Hall. Miss Anna K. Kunine, N. O. Mrs, M. F. Crigler, MST. Professional Cams. G HEKNLKK I). LKTCHER, AftOBUn at Law, LKXINUTuN, VA N iary Public. PAUL M PEN1CK. A'lvouS'KV at Law, Lka1S(iion. VlROUfU. Ifotary Public. ai>4 J. PitusTos Mooi;k. I'r^vi- M.ipm Notary I'uiili-. f.at^t!<ji-k Uockt.iMge Cpuuty Court. MOORE & moore. Attohnkvs at Law, I.KXIXi: ION, V {'hone No. 12. DR. LOL IS h. AAL/4 Hen! isl. P'jullwtry in all its brane'he.s. Up](| W/or)- h opWiaity, Pricey ii«.i -1'aivh.ji. ^fttistac- UQn t-tiQianiocd- CHAoe opposite hew Hank BalKUag Phone No, Ti, DH. JOHN II. HARTMAN, Dentist. Offices on Main Street, Lexington, Va. Office Hours: 0 a. m. to 2 p. m. 4 6 p.m. Phone No. 8. HUTTON ENGINEERING CO., Civil, Electric*!, and Mechanical Engineers. Surveys, Plans, Specifications, Estimates for Public or Private Works. atssT"We superintend or contract. ROBERT E, HUTTON, LEXINGTON, VA Dee. di. tf. [ ^ nAMUEL B. WALKER, Jit., ^ REAL ESTATE, Rental and Insurance Agent. LEXINGTON, VA. aug 6 Tte Rocfcbfidgt Howse ('fniii-r .in elson Street and SmatiMM Ave UutfROTOa, Va R. U. TEMPLETON, Manager .Meals Mc. Ta ile the best the market affords. Two blocks rom the t'epot, opposite Ann Smith A codenif. BOYD HICKMAN wn.i. TAKE ORDIR8 roams TJnited States Boggy, Cart and Harness Co., t {NClNNATL'OlIiO, TkoSS wl-htng auything Iii this line, whees quality and prk) a Sit considered, Will dO Well to see Ililli. Consspoadeaee solicited. S:itisfactlon guaranteed. Will be in Lexington every Cooli Day. I'ontofflte.Keir's Creek, Roekbrldge county. Va oct 1 tt Farm for Sale. Nu. 51. A tract of about lui acres, 7;» esses cleared, ~s> acres in original aio,Vth Oj Umber, 1J miles from Buena Yiyili. Frame dwelling, '-lay soil, sus¬ ceptible of linpioveiiient. Good place for youiiff niau with limited means to build a hom'-. Price, *1.400 one-third cash, balance in one and two years, with laterest. JOHN T. McKEE, Real Estate Agent, Ri-kna Vista, Va. Mareh 11 INSURANCE. Life, Fire, Health, Accident, Burglary, Employers' Liability, and Plate Glass. SURETY BONDS. R.R.Wltt&Co. Jan 21, ly LEXINU'l' «N, VA. Ftii-oittirc. We wleli to extend oui thanks for the liberal patronage we have reoelyed. Our holiday trade was good and om Ciiati ind's were made happy in their pur¬ chases. If you want to experience that good feeling of petting full value for your money Come to See Us. What we have done for others we will do for you. Your needs can be supplied and your taste satisfied, as we have in stock everything usually found in ar up- lo-dute Furoiture Establishment. Mr. J.Clinton Vaknur and Mr.CiiAKi.ss Polk are managing the business, and will be glad to see you, Oor Undertaking Department is In charge of Mr. J. C. Varner, and is conducted In a manner equal to any found outside ef the larger cities. AGNOR Sc SHERIDAN, Malo 8treet. Lkxinoton, Va. WEINBERGS SELLERS OK THK FAMOl'S Schloss Bros. & Cos Superbly Tailored Ready=to=Wear Oarments. Tiii-:m New Spring Styles ARE >I£R2. EVERY SUIT GUARANTEED. WEINBERG'S Clothing, Hat and Shoe Department, Opposite the Postoffice. MamStreet, LEXINGTON. VA. SPOT CASH i-'ini Railway Ties, Lumber and Bark. Will inspect lumber ut your station, and will i>ay cash \hen loaded, or will bay _joj*v tim.Mu' *<ii th--* stuiiiji. We Iistc constantly .ni hand car oak and switch tie bills we vant to place with you. Gall on or write nu. Thc Valley Tic and Lumber Co., Office over Fanners' and Merchants' Bank, Telephone 643. STAUNTON, VA. Binders, Mowers, Hay Rakes, Drills, Harrows, Cultivators, Flows, Cooking Stoves, Baggies, Carriages, Wagons, Boggy Sc Wagon Harness, A large stock of REPAIRS for all kinds of Machines, inolnding Knives, Guahds. Sections, Ac. W. F. PIERSON, Comfort and Elegance JAMES H. FFCK, JlelSOfl Street, aro nicely combined In the vehicles we sell, and the prices are modern prices, low prices, perfectly satisfactory prices Wo sell to many rich people, but we charge as If everybody were poor. I hi ve just Kotten a new Car Load of Wagons, mill ut the rij-ht price. Any size you want. NV <. sell well-made wagons in which only the stieseTCSt materials are Ba*ed, C«ll and look, Opposite Baptist* Church, Lexington, Va. Free! Freel Free! I'ai.ilesB extraction of tooth Phkk when other Work ls done. Wo mako this offor in order to more thoroughly Intro¬ duce oin painless nothods. Wo now have in charge nf our office a new .nan, who Ih thoroughly competent, anti wo goat atitee to give flrBt-class dental Mniee. Gold Crowns and Bridge Work, $i> a Tooth, Guaranteed In Writing. Best Toeth, 18 a Set. Second Grade, »6 ; Gold Filling, $1 th); All Other Fillings, 50c A ll other work at correspondingly low prices. Our motto, "The lest work foi tho least money." v Baltimore Dental Association, MarqulsBuildlng , Main and Augusta Streets.STAUNTON, VA. $04 Malu Strwt.LYNCHBURG, Va. mm Women as Well as Men Are Made Miserable by Kidney Trouble. Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis¬ courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor and cheerfulness soon disappear when the kid¬ neys are out of order or diseased. Kidney trouble has become so prevalent that lt ls not uncommon for a child to be born ' afflicted with weak kid¬ neys. If the child urin¬ ates too often, If the urine scalds the flesh or ll, when the child teaches an age when it should be able to control the passage, lt ls yet afflicted with bed-wetting, depend upon lt. the cause ol the difficulty ls kidney trouble, and the first step should be towards the treatment of these important organs. This unpleasant trouble is due to a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as most people suppose. Women as well u men aro made mis¬ erable with kidney and bladder trouble, and both need the same great remedy. The mild and the immediate effect ol Swamp-Root is soon realized. H bj cold by druggists, In fifty- f^jt^-a cent and one dollar f sizes. You may have a j sample bottle by mail free, also pamphlet tell- nome of 8r«ia>.B©ot. ing all about it, including many, of the thousands ol testimonial letters received from sufferers aur«d. In writing Dr. Kilmer 8t Co., Binghamton. N- Y., ba sure and mention this paper, Don't maka any mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address. Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle. IP THE RATTLESNAKE,^ HoW the Rattle In tho Reptile's Tall' m la Formed, The structure from which thei rattlesnake takes its name.the rat¬ tle.consists mainly of three or, more solid, horny ringa placed around tho end of thc tail. These rings themselves arc merely dense: portions of the general outer 6kin of the body, but the rattle has also a solid foundation of bone, for the! last ilufct; pones" oi the. tail be¬ come united together into one solid hole or core, grooved whero the bones adjoin, while they increase in size toward the hinder end of the: complex1 bono thus formed. This bony core is invested by skin also marked by grooves, which corre» spond with those at the junctions of the three bones, and this skin be¬ comes much thickened and so form.8 the incipient, imperfect rattle of euch young snakes as have- not yet cast thoir skin. When it is cast, the skin investing the tail close to its termination is not cast off, but is held fast by the enlarged end of the bony core before mentioned. The piece of skin thus retained becomes a loose ring in front of the incipient rattle and thus forms a first joint or ring of the future per¬ fect rattle. Thc same process is re¬ peated at each molt, a fresh loose ring or additional joint to the per¬ fect rattle being thus formed every time tho skin is shed. Thus the perfect rattle comes ultimately to consist of a number of dry, hard, moro or less loose, horny rings, and in this way a rattle may consist of as many as twenty-one coexisting rattling rings, It is the shaking of these rings by a violent and rapid wagging of the end of the snake's iail which produces the celebrated rattling sound.a Bound which may be compared to the rattling of a number of peas in a rapidly shaken paper bag. The Status of Children. A child of British parents, wheth¬ er born in France, China or any oth¬ er country, is a British subject. So, too, is the child of American, par ents wherever, {hey ure situated. \Vhat 48 more, ihese two greedy countries claim as their own all chil¬ dren born within their dominions, but in England the child of aliens is permitted when he comes of age to choose his own nationality. It is plain that if each state attempted to claim as its own every one born in, its borders there would bo endless quarrels. International law on the subject says, therefore, that there shall be no attempt to exercise au¬ thority over natural born subjects so long as they are outside the bor¬ ders of their own countries. Once a man returns to his own country that state is permitted to deal with him as it sees fit .London Answers. A Bad Judge of Poultry. An Irishman taking home a goose for his Sunday dinner went to an inn for refreshment. Ikying down the bird, he was proceeding to sat¬ isfy his thirst when a seedy looking person, seizing the goose, made off. rat at once gave chase and ere long had his man by the neck. "What did "yez take that burrd for?" queried the irate Irishman. "Oh," said the smlv joking ind,^ yidual, "I took it for n lark," «Dia yez?" said Put. "Shure ve'd make a bad judge nt 11 poultry show.".Kansas City Independent. Free to Our Renders. Botanic Blood Balm for thc Blood. If you suffer from ulcers, ettenia, Hcroftiln, blood poison, cancer, eating sores, itching nkinn, pimples, boils, boas pain*', ssralllB#js, rlawBMstlani, catarrh, or uny bjusfld, or -Kin diocese, wi'ti.! vis,, you to tiik*- Botanic Blood Balm ( B. B. B). BapSSJally recom¬ mended for ol(l,obntiimte,(lc<i> Heated cases, cures where all elHc- failn, heals every sore makes the blood pure and rich, gives the skin the rich glow of health. Druggists, *1 p**r large bottle, Sample sent free by writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, (la. In¬ scribe trouble and free medical ndviee sent in sealed letter. Medicine sent at once, prepaid. I '."Kn.n ... i in. pa» My Yellow Jacket My friends make fun of ray weak¬ ness for yellow. I confess that I adore it, not¬ withstanding that I have good rea¬ son to detest it. Truly, huraun na¬ ture is a bundle of contradictions. I love yellow because of a certain episode in ray life which occurred when I was but eight years of age. I love nankeen above all on account oi a jacket of that material which played in that episode an important part. Our school, which had been plac¬ ed Under the patronage of St. Eliz¬ abeth, was a mixed one.that is to Bay, up to the age of ten years boya and girls worked and played togeth¬ er. In spite of occasional quarrels the system, on the whole, worked very well. I had not been eight days at St, Elizabeth's before I fell in love. Po not laugh, 1 loved with all the Strength of my child nature, with a love disinterested, simple, sincere. It was Georgette whom I loved; but, alas, Georgette did not love me. How much I suffered in conse¬ quence! I used to hide myself in corners, shedding many teara andi racking my brain, io. find some means oi pleasing the obdurate fair one.labor in vain, a thankless task, st eight years of ago or at thirty. To distinguish myself in my stud¬ ies, to vin by my exemplary con¬ duct the encomiums of the sisters Dulorre, all this made no impres¬ sion upon cruel Georgette. She made no secret of her preference for a dull, idle, blustering fellow nine years old, who won all the races, who could fling a ball farther than, any one else, carry tva, huge dici tionaries, under his arm and admin¬ ister terrible thumps. This hero waa rightly nicknamed Met-a-Mort, X knew what his blows were like, having been the involuntary recip¬ ient of sonic of them. Some, do I say? I had received moro than a dilatory donkey on the road to the fair. And Georgette had only laughed Obviously it was absurd to think, of employing physical foice against' my redoubtable rival, and intellec¬ tual 'superiority in this case availed me nothing. I determined, there¬ fore, to annihilate Met-a-Mort by my overpowering magnificence. j Naturally our parents did not send us to school attired in our best clothes. On the contrary, most of us wore there our oldest an(\" shabbiest garments. Consequently I opined that it would be no difficult achievement to outshine all my schoolfellows, I should have to coax my parents into loosening their purse strings and get them to buy me a beautiful new jacket. It took me a very long timo to de¬ cide what color \his jacket should bc. I mentally reviewed all tho ool- 'oxa of the rainbow, Ked tempted me, but I doubted whether a jacket of that color would bc attainable. Should it be blue, green, indigo, vio¬ let? No! Not one of those colors was sufficiently striking. I paused at yellow. That might do. It is a rich color. There is something sumptuous and royal about it. Summer was approach¬ ing. I decided finally upon a yellow jacket of nankeen. Without delay j[ set to work on my school garments. It was a work Or destruction, for I wanted to make them appear as disreputable as pos¬ sible. 1 slyly enlarged the holes, wrenched off the buttons and deco¬ rated my person lavishly with spots and stains of all kinds. | In what I judged to be an op¬ portune moment I timidly express-, ed my desire. I had to do more, much more than that, before I could obtain my will. I begged, stormed, grumbled, sulked. I became almost ill with hope deferred. At length, for the 6ake of peace, my parents granted my eccentric wish. It was a proud moment for me when for the first time I arrayed myself in that resplendent nankeen jacket won at the cost of so many struggles. Standing before the mir¬ ror, I surveyed myself admiringly for a full hour. I was grand.su¬ perb! "Ah, my Lord Met-a-Mort, you will find yourself ousted at last! My shining jacket will soon snatch from you the prestige acquired by your stupid, brute force. Georgette, astonished, fascinated, dazzled and delighted, will run toward me, for I shall now be the handsomest boy in the school. Met-a-Mort will weep for chagrin, as I have so often wept for jealousy and mortification." Alas for my rose colored antici¬ pations! I was greeted, with a broadside of laughter. Even our gentle mistress, Ermance Dulorre, could not repress a smile, and abovo all other voices I heard that of Gconrettc. who cried mirthfully: "Oh, lool at him I Look at him! JJe is a canary bird t" The word waa caught up instant¬ ly. All the scholars shouted in chorus: "Ile is a canary! A ca- narv!" Words fail to describe my bitter tisappolntment, my burning shame and chagrin. I saw my folly now. But it was too late.the awful deed was done. Worse than all, in order to obtain this now odious jacket I had spoiled all my other jackets and had nothing else to wear. When on Uv JSJai^-..Qi.that.,mo8t jgaiserahje oay i toTormy troubles finny father nnd mother, they were merely amused and said to me: "It is entirely your own fault. You insisted on having the jacket, and now you must put up with it." Thus I was condemned to the per¬ petual wearing of my yellow jacket, which entailed upon me no end of petty miseries. Every day at school I was jeered at and insulted. Even the babies of three years.sweet, blue eyed, gold¬ en haired cherubs.pointed at me with their tiny fingers and lisped: "Canary! Canary!" One day we were playing the game of brigands and gondannes. I was one of thc gendarmes, who were in¬ variably beaten. Met-a-Mort had nominated him¬ self captain of the brigands and chose Georgette for his vivandiere. Presently for a few momenta there was a suspension of hostilities. Brigands aud gendarmes fraternized aa they quenched their thirst and expatiated upon the joys of the fray. Suddenly Georgette, with her accus¬ tomed vivacity, bore in upon the lit¬ tle group. She bore in her hands a glass ink bottle. "See," said her sweet vojeo. ^Who- ever will drink this ink shall by and by be my Utile husband!" When' we resumed our game, I discovered that I had lost all inter¬ est in it. Georgette's words haunt¬ ed me, I went to look for the ink bottle, which the child had carried back to the schoolroom. There I stood con¬ templating the black, uninviting looking liquid. I closed my eyes and raised the bottle to my lips. "What are you about, you dir,ty. little thing ?" exclaimed $ yoaue from behind me at tho s.<>me instant that I received, a smart hlow upon my uplifted arm. Covered with confusion, I turned and beheld Mlle. Ermance, who had surprised mo in my singular occupa¬ tion. I had no time to explain. Just at that moment my schoolfellows came trooping in. Georgette, see¬ ing me standing there, ink stained and disgraced, and already.the co¬ quette.forgetful of her promise, exclaimed, with a face of disgust: "Oh, the dirty boy! The nasty, dirty boy!" Everything, however, has ita bright side. Mlle. Ermance's tap and my own start of surprise had jerked the ink bottle from my grasp. My yellow jacket was liter¬ ally flooded. I was rid of it at last.. It was to Georgette that \ owed this happy deliverance. I thank her for it today, What has become, I wonder, of that lovely child ? Does she ever think now of. those old, times? How often have I dreamed of her! I have forgiven her for the tears which she caused me to shed, Her charming face dwells always in my mind as a pure ray from tho by¬ gone light.youth. I am not her husband and probably never shall be. I am resigned to my fate, which I richly deserve, because. I did not drink the ink! A Bad Place to Court. At a circuit court in an English county town a young countrywom¬ an was under examination. "Xow, my good girl," said tho ad¬ vocate, "you say you were near the spot when the prisoner at the bar committed the act. Was any one with you at tho time?" "Yiss, yiss, my lord ant atrvocate; my sweetheart was wis me." "Courting, I suppose?" was again asked. "Is he here ? We want cor¬ roborative evidence." "Yiss, my atvocate ant lord; ehust ootsidc." "We had better call him into court," here remarked the judge, "No, no, my lord!" cried the wit¬ ness. "Gootness, no! I can hartly get him to court me when we're alone, ant I'm sure he won't court me here afore you all." ..c. .1 Overmatched. An amusing Incident was wit¬ nessed in a cigar store the other aft ernoon. A newsboy, having picked up a Cigar stump, walked in and, ad¬ dressing the man behind the coun¬ ter, said, "Say, boss, give us a match." The man behind the coun¬ ter, looking down, said, "My young friend, we are not here for the pur¬ pose of giving away matches; we sell them." "How much are dey?" was the question. "One cent a box," the clerk announced. Thc urchin stuck his hand into his pocket and produced, after a great deal of hunt¬ ing, a nanny and handed it to the man. Ile received his box of match¬ es and, taking one out, lit the "butt." Returning the box to the man back of the case, he said, "Say, put this box on de shelf, and when a gentleman comes along and asks you for a match, why, give him one out of my box.".Cincinnati En¬ quirer. _ A Long Game of Checker*. A game of draughts has been played under very peculiar circum¬ stances between two Cornish fami¬ lies for the last forty years and is not finished yet. Whenever a mem¬ ber of either house dies the relative* meet at the deceased's home as Boon as tho funeral rites are over, where¬ upon the two eldest members con¬ tinue the game until one of the play¬ ers loses a man. The positions of tho draughtsmen on the board aro then recorded and the game post¬ poned until death gives the signal for reopening the tussle. Altogeth¬ er nine different players have so far been implicated in the game. .Lon¬ don Answers. _ The Lexington Cemetery For The Gazette. During recent months, we have spent some pleasant hours in the niel and intensely interesting ceme¬ tery, which many years ago w.ik the seat of the Presbyterian obureh in Lexington, Va., and the plot of its burial ground, though now greatly enlarged and beautified. In this Bacred and well kept enclosure sleep the first wife of Stonewall Jackson and his only Lihild, Julia.nnd also the general himself, over whom is reared with its fine proportions a memorial bronze statue, whose unveiling was witnessed by 25,000 people. Near by the great chieftain silently bivouac.their graves their tents .Confederate soldiers, generals md other commissioned and BOB* lommissiOBed officers and privates to the number of 827. To these ive must add a general intheRevo- utionary struggle, and perhaps ithers who battled for indepen¬ dence then. Two Virginia Gov- irnors, James McDowell and John [.etcher, also have sepulture there, where the unconscious dust ia un- listurbed either by notes of peace ir tocsins of war. There, too, we found Interred in the silent Necropolis professional men,teach¬ ers, merchants, mechanics, fanners, men-of-a ll-work, matrons, maidens, ¦liildien nnd infants, that only had one look at the world, and then fell into the wakeless slumber. We especially mention the name nf one woman, whose grave is found there, marked by an inex¬ pensive stone.that of Mrs. Mar¬ garet J. Preston,a Virginia poetess, and tho daughter of a Presby¬ terian preacher and teacher. The lyre was broken, nnd she laid it ilown in her 77th year. Among the 3,1175 buried in the i-enietery, there are 24 ministers. Of these two were Episcopal clergy men.Gen. William Nelson Pendleton, I). I)., Jackson's chief nf artillery, and Kev. William S. ('anipbell. The remaining twenty- two were all Presbyterian preaches nnd their names are as follows Kev. Daniel Blain, professor in Washington DOtttgCi Lexington, Va. J. Rev An.Itcw t>ivr<r>oti, pastor. j. Rev. Robert J. Taylor, pastor 4. Rev. John L. Kirkpatrick, I). I), president »t one time ol" Davidson College, N. C., and afterwards professor in W. & L. university. 5. Rev. John W. Platt. D. 0. pastor. 6. Rev. John Holmes Bocock, II. D.,pastor. 7. Rev. J. Crawford McClung, pastor. 8. Rev. Thomas Lewis Preston, D. D., pastor. 9. Rev. John Alexander Preston, D. D., pastor, io. Rev Wm.. \V. Houston, D. D , pastor. 11. Rev. Ebenezer D. Junkin, D D, pastor 11 Rev Wm K Junkin, D D, pastor 13 Rev David W Shanks, D D, pastor 14 Rev. David C. Irwin, pastor 15- Rev. James Smith, pastor. 16. Rev. Harvey Gilmore, pastor 17. Rev. Beverly Tucker Lacy, I) D, pastor. 18. Rev Wm M McElwee, D D. pastor 19 Rev Wm S White, D D, pastor 10 Rev. James Kerr, pastor. 21. Rev. A Wallace Ruff, pastor. 22. Rev. Joseph F. Baxter, pastor. Several of the ministerial graves, we regret to say, are i nuanced bj memorial stone--. Would it not be well for their friends to supply this lack, assisted, if need be, by such persons as owe a debt of love t<> those servants of Christ the Lord? Another interesting grave in the sacred spot is that of (Jul, Wm. F. Wilson. Here is tho Inscription on his monument: "A Texan Revolutionist in 1H30. In Mer Prison, Mexico, 184'i. Died in the Confederate seivice." Col. Wilson was the friend nnd compatriot of "Big Font ' Wallace. He went OUt to Texas to avenge a brother's death. He and .Mr. Wallace wen in Mer prison together, and both escaped by drawing white beans. "Rig Foot" Wallace tills an honored gruie in Texan. In the cemetery of which we write are decently interred lu choice lots three old colored people. The name of one of these is David Huck. He had been a faithful sexton, and, when he died, it was deemed proper to bury him where his tool-house once stood. The place lies well to the front in the grounds. The name of snottier of these i- Samuel Hays. He was a ti listed servant in the family of Mr. Robert I. White. At death, he was laid to rest in the family lot. A neat slab over his grave bears this inscription:."In loving re¬ membrance of faithful service. This stone is erected by the desire of his master. He was loved, honored and trusted by three generations." The name of the third is that of Amy Hill. She had bought her freedom, we understand, owned a good house in the town, and had some ironey. On the eve of her death, it is said, she called a Mr. Taylor to her bedside and asked him to have her buried among the "white folks." There were some medical students in Lexington,and she feared her body would be ex¬ humed, if laid among her colored friends. Mr. Taylor promised to bury her on his own land, which joined the cemetery. This was done, but, owing to later enlarge ments, her grave now occupies a central square. NewKnglanders are slow to learn, aud perhaps never will understand how tender the ties were of interest and affection, which erstwhile existed between masters and slaves. Were they well-informed and lib¬ eral minded, their prejudices and sectionalism would vanish, and leave no traces behind. There are some beautiful and expensive monuments in the ceme¬ tery, and many beautiful and striking inscriptions. The grounds are ample, handsome, and neatly kept. R. M. Torrus, Condensed New*. Ex-Senator Corbett of Oregon, died on April 1st, at his home in Portland. Secretary of the Treasury Leslie M.Shaw, ina speech at Peoria, III., argued against reduction of the tariff. It is estimated that $25,(100,000 damage will be caused by the break in the Mississippi rfret !. at Hymdia, La. In Northampton county, the long-continued cold rains have rotted the seed potatoes planted in the low lands. Gen. William II. Jackson, a noted Confederate veteran, died nt hie home, Belle Med-, near Nashville, Tenn., April 1st. Never before in the history cf that section has so many negroes been known to leave Cumberland rjunty. Th ry are all seeking Northern hom* S. President Roosevelt left Wash¬ ington, April 1st, for his 14,000 mile tour thn ugh th*- wort. Tho usual crowd was nt tin- Pennsyl¬ vania station to see him off. The Masons nt" Covington, Va., liave in eoatemplatlon tba oreotioa :)f a Masonic hall in thal town this mummer. The lower floor of the building is to be used tis an opera house. Reports received in Lynchburg from the surrounding country net rn to show that the fruit throughout that section has suffered seriously from the spell of -vere weather nf last week. Hon. William Jennings Bryan will d* liver a lecture at Bodley's Auditorium in Staunton on Tnt - day evening, April 14th, for thc benefit of the Staunton Baptist Church building fund. W. I). ('ruin, tba colored appointee, has taken charge of the custom nouns at Charleston, s. C. The chief inspector of customs at once tendered his resignation, which aras accepted, A certain large landowner in Russia la making a study nf Mic migratory habits of bird*. TO a?} those he can capture he attaches a note in Russian, (yerinan.French and EBglilh, asking whoever nay find or kill them to let him know the country to which they had flown. The administrator of the lari Harry Tinsley, editor of the Staunton Vindicator, whodledlast summer, on Thursday lani, April "2nd. turned over to the King's Daughters Hospital in Staunton, $*2.000 in cash and securil agreeably to Mr. Tinsley'- bequest. There is a house famine in Pitts¬ burg. The first of April.moving day.bas furnished a striking demonstration *>f the incapacity of the city to furnish suitable shelter for all the people who desire to stay u ithin its birders. Rents have advanced from in to tts per cent. J. N. Harman of Tazewell, the Republican leader in the upper House of the General Assembly, is a probable candidate for Governor. He is a strong and able man. and it is pretty well understood that the Rept UiCBBI will make a great fight to carry the State next time. Mr. Harman is both a preacher and a lawyer. A general strike in the building trades in New York eity which, il is believed, will involve bf tween 15,000 and '20.000 men and ex¬ tending throughout Westchester county SO the Connecticut border, began April 1st. It has also extended to regions farther up New York State and to places ii; Connecticut. Many important im¬ provements are delayed. Governor Montague has offered a reward of f 100 for the appre¬ hension and conviction of the vandals who chipped a piece front tile Houdini statue of Washington. This is apt to keep the detective* alert for the capture of tb* person or Demons who had BO regard for what a nation holds sacred. Thc minimum penalty f >r mutilation of the statues and monuments in the Capitol Square ls a fine of |M0 and imprisonment for ninety days. Senator Stephen B. BIMBI and ex-Senator Henry (i. Davis are about to award the an hitectural contract for the Davis-Klk ins College, to be erected al Klkins. W. Va. The college is to be erected under thc auspices of the Presbyterian ( burch. Thc men named have donated 010,000 with the provision that the Lex ington and Winchester Presby¬ teries of that church donate I like amount. This has already been done, and ex-Senator Darts will generously endow the institu¬ tion. Caution 1 This ls not a gentle word.but when you thluk how liable you tre not to pur¬ chase the only remedy universally known and a remedy that hae had the largest sale ot any medicine tu thn world since 1868 for the cure and treatment of Con sumption and Throat aud Lung troubles without losing Its great popularity all these years, you will be thankful wc cal led your attention to Bosehee's German Syrup. There are so many ordinaly cough remedies wade by druggists and ethers that ".re cheap and good for light colds perhap1-, but for severe Doughs. Bronchitis, Croup.and especially for Consumption, where there ts difficult expectoration ai>d coughing I'urlng tne nights aud morning-*, there nothing like dorman Syrup. The 35 ceut site has Just been Introduced this year. Regular olae 75 couta. M all druggists.

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Page 1: {The ^lexington Gazette. · 2017. 12. 17. · thousands ol testimonial letters received from sufferers aur«d. In writing Dr. Kilmer 8t Co., Binghamton. N- Y., ba sure and mention

{The ^lexington Gazette.VOLUME 99. NUMBER14. LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 1903. ONE DOLLAR A YEAH.

Fraternal Orders.

MountainCity Lodge, No. 67, AncientYork Masons, meets 2nd and 4th Mon¬day nights at Masonic Hall. J. WillMoore, W. M. A. T. Shields. Sec'y.Koekbridge Lodge, No. 58. I. O. O. F.

meets every Thursday night, at Odd Fel-owe' Hall A. W. Manspile, N. 0. J. V.Urlustead, ssec'*,.

Lexington Lodge, No- CC, K. of P,-neets every Tuesday night,at Odd Febtows' Hall, W. S. lineman, C. C. J. V.Grinstoad. K, R S.Natural Bridge Council, No..f>20. Royal

Arcanum, meets 1st aud 3rd Fridaynights In each month. W. R, Beeton,Regent. James vVithrow, Sec'y,Lee Jackson Camp, No. 83,Junior Or-

dor American Mechanics, meets everySin«l »nd 4th Friday nights at Odd Fellows'Hall. F. 8 Johuston. Councilor. D. B.Radford, Secy.Liberty Lodge, No, L Daughters of

Rebeka*}, meets every Mondav night at

Oljd' Fellows' Hall. Miss Anna K.Kunine, N. O. Mrs, M. F. Crigler,MST.

Professional Cams.

GHEKNLKK I). LKTCHER,AftOBUn at Law,

LKXINUTuN, VA

N iary Public.

PAUL M PEN1CK.A'lvouS'KV at Law,

Lka1S(iion. VlROUfU.

Ifotary Public. ai>4

J. PitusTos Mooi;k. I'r^vi- M.ipmNotary I'uiili-.f.at^t!<ji-k Uockt.iMge

Cpuuty Court.

MOORE & moore.Attohnkvs at Law,

I.KXIXi: ION, V{'hone No. 12.

DR. LOL IS h. AAL/4Hen! isl.

P'jullwtry in all its brane'he.s. Up](| W/or)-h opWiaity, Pricey ii«.i -1'aivh.ji. ^fttistac-UQn t-tiQianiocd- CHAoe opposite hewHank BalKUag Phone No, Ti,

DH. JOHN II. HARTMAN,Dentist.

Offices on Main Street, Lexington, Va.Office Hours: 0 a. m. to 2 p. m. 4 L» 6 p.m.Phone No. 8.

HUTTON ENGINEERING CO.,Civil, Electric*!, and

Mechanical Engineers.Surveys, Plans, Specifications,

Estimates for Public or PrivateWorks.

atssT"We superintend or contract.

ROBERT E, HUTTON,LEXINGTON, VA

Dee. di. tf. [ ^

nAMUEL B. WALKER, Jit.,^ REAL ESTATE,Rental and Insurance Agent.

LEXINGTON, VA.

aug 6

Tte Rocfcbfidgt Howse('fniii-r .in elson Street and SmatiMM Ave

UutfROTOa, VaR. U. TEMPLETON, Manager

.Meals Mc. Ta ile the best the marketaffords. Two blocks rom the t'epot,opposite Ann Smith Acodenif.

BOYD HICKMANwn.i. TAKE ORDIR8 roams

TJnited States Boggy,Cart and Harness Co.,t {NClNNATL'OlIiO,

TkoSS wl-htng auything Iii this line,whees quality and prk) a Sit considered,Will dO Well to see Ililli.Consspoadeaee solicited. S:itisfactlon

guaranteed.Will be in Lexington every Cooli Day.I'ontofflte.Keir's Creek, Roekbrldge

county. Va oct 1 tt

Farm for Sale.Nu. 51. A tract of about lui acres,

7;» esses cleared, ~s> acres in originalaio,Vth Oj Umber, 1J miles from BuenaYiyili. Frame dwelling, '-lay soil, sus¬

ceptible of linpioveiiient. Good place for

youiiff niau with limited means to build a

hom'-. Price, *1.400 one-third cash,balance in one and two years, withlaterest.

JOHN T. McKEE,Real Estate Agent,

Ri-kna Vista, Va.Mareh 11

INSURANCE.Life, Fire, Health,Accident, Burglary,Employers' Liability,and Plate Glass.

SURETY BONDS.

R.R.Wltt&Co.Jan 21, ly LEXINU'l' «N, VA.

Ftii-oittirc.We wleli to extend oui thanks for the

liberal patronage we have reoelyed.Our holiday trade was good and om

Ciiati ind's were made happy in their pur¬chases. If you want to experience thatgood feeling of petting full value for yourmoney

Come to See Us.What we have done for others we will dofor you. Your needs can be supplied and

your taste satisfied, as we have instock everything usually found in ar up-lo-dute Furoiture Establishment.Mr.J.Clinton Vaknur and Mr.CiiAKi.ssPolk are managing the business, andwill be glad to see you,

Oor UndertakingDepartmentis In charge of Mr. J. C. Varner, and isconducted In a manner equal to any foundoutside ef the larger cities.

AGNOR Sc SHERIDAN,Malo 8treet. Lkxinoton, Va.

WEINBERGS

SELLERSOK THK FAMOl'S

Schloss Bros. & Cos

Superbly TailoredReady=to=Wear

Oarments.

Tiii-:m

New Spring StylesARE >I£R2.

EVERY SUIT GUARANTEED.

WEINBERG'SClothing, Hat and Shoe Department,

Opposite the Postoffice.

MamStreet, LEXINGTON. VA.

SPOT CASHi-'ini

Railway Ties, Lumber andBark.

Will inspect lumber ut your station, and will i>ay cash \henloaded, or will bay _joj*v tim.Mu' *<ii th--* stuiiiji. We Iistc constantly.ni hand car oak and switch tie bills we vant to place with you.

Gall on or write nu.

Thc Valley Tic and Lumber Co.,Office over Fanners' and Merchants' Bank,

Telephone 643. STAUNTON, VA.

Binders,Mowers,Hay Rakes,Drills, Harrows,Cultivators,Flows,Cooking Stoves,Baggies,Carriages,Wagons,Boggy Sc Wagon

Harness,

A large stock of REPAIRS for all kinds of Machines, inolndingKnives, Guahds. Sections, Ac.

W. F. PIERSON,

Comfort and Elegance

JAMES H. FFCK,JlelSOfl Street,

aro nicely combined In the vehicles we

sell, and the prices are modern prices,low prices, perfectly satisfactory pricesWo sell to many rich people, but we

charge as If everybody were poor.I hi ve just Kotten a new

Car Load of Wagons,mill ut the rij-ht price. Any size youwant. NV <. sell well-made wagons in

which only the stieseTCSt materials are

Ba*ed, C«ll and look,

Opposite Baptist* Church,Lexington, Va.

Free! Freel Free!I'ai.ilesB extraction of tooth Phkk when other Work ls

done. Wo mako this offor in order to more thoroughly Intro¬duce oin painless nothods. Wo now have in charge nf our

office a new .nan, who Ih thoroughly competent, anti wo goatatitee to give flrBt-class dental Mniee.Gold Crowns and Bridge Work, $i> a Tooth,

Guaranteed In Writing.Best Toeth, 18 a Set. Second Grade, »6 ;

Gold Filling, $1 th);All Other Fillings, 50c

A ll other work at correspondingly low prices. Our motto,"The lest work foi tho least money."

v Baltimore Dental Association,MarqulsBuildlng , Main and Augusta Streets.STAUNTON, VA.$04 MaluStrwt.LYNCHBURG, Va.

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Women as Well as MenAre Made Miserable by

Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis¬courages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor

and cheerfulness soondisappear when the kid¬neys are out of orderor diseased.

Kidney trouble hasbecome so prevalentthat lt ls notuncommonfor a child to be born

' afflicted with weak kid¬neys. If the child urin¬ates too often, If the

urine scalds the flesh or ll, when the childteaches an age when it should be able tocontrol the passage, lt ls yet afflicted withbed-wetting, depend upon lt. the cause olthe difficulty ls kidney trouble, and the firststep should be towards the treatment ofthese important organs. This unpleasanttrouble is due to a diseased condition of thekidneys and bladder and not to a habit asmost people suppose.Women as well u men aro made mis¬

erable with kidney and bladder trouble,and both need the same great remedy.The mild and the immediate effect olSwamp-Root is soon realized. H bj coldby druggists, In fifty- f^jt^-acent and one dollar

f

sizes. You may have a jsample bottle by mailfree, also pamphlet tell- nome of 8r«ia>.B©ot.ing all about it, including many, of thethousands ol testimonial letters receivedfrom sufferers aur«d. In writing Dr. Kilmer8t Co., Binghamton. N- Y., ba sure andmention this paper,

Don't maka any mistake, but rememberthe name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kilmer'sSwamp-Root, and the address. Binghamton,N. Y., on every bottle.

IP THE RATTLESNAKE,^HoW the Rattle In tho Reptile's Tall'

mla Formed,

The structure from which theirattlesnake takes its name.the rat¬tle.consists mainly of three or,more solid, horny ringa placedaround tho end of thc tail. Theserings themselves arc merely dense:portions of the general outer 6kinof the body, but the rattle has alsoa solid foundation of bone, for the!last ilufct; pones" oi the. tail be¬come united together into one solidhole or core, grooved whero thebones adjoin, while they increase insize toward the hinder end of the:complex1 bono thus formed. Thisbony core is invested by skin alsomarked by grooves, which corre»

spond with those at the junctionsof the three bones, and this skin be¬comes much thickened and so form.8the incipient, imperfect rattle ofeuch young snakes as have- not yetcast thoir skin. When it is cast, theskin investing the tail close to itstermination is not cast off, but isheld fast by the enlarged end of thebony core before mentioned.The piece of skin thus retained

becomes a loose ring in front of theincipient rattle and thus forms a

first joint or ring of the future per¬fect rattle. Thc same process is re¬

peated at each molt, a fresh loosering or additional joint to the per¬fect rattle being thus formed everytime tho skin is shed. Thus theperfect rattle comes ultimately toconsist of a number of dry, hard,moro or less loose, horny rings, andin this way a rattle may consist ofas many as twenty-one coexistingrattling rings, It is the shaking ofthese rings by a violent and rapidwagging of the end of the snake'siail which produces the celebratedrattling sound.a Bound which maybe compared to the rattling of a

number of peas in a rapidly shakenpaper bag.

The Status of Children.A child of British parents, wheth¬

er born in France, China or any oth¬er country, is a British subject. So,too, is the child of American, parents wherever, {hey ure situated.\Vhat 48 more, ihese two greedycountries claim as their own all chil¬dren born within their dominions,but in England the child of aliensis permitted when he comes of ageto choose his own nationality. It isplain that if each state attempted toclaim as its own every one born in,its borders there would bo endlessquarrels. International law on thesubject says, therefore, that thereshall be no attempt to exercise au¬

thority over natural born subjectsso long as they are outside the bor¬ders of their own countries. Once a

man returns to his own countrythat state is permitted to deal withhim as it sees fit .London Answers.

A Bad Judge of Poultry.An Irishman taking home a goose

for his Sunday dinner went to an

inn for refreshment. Ikying downthe bird, he was proceeding to sat¬isfy his thirst when a seedy lookingperson, seizing the goose, made off.rat at once gave chase and ere longhad his man by the neck."What did "yez take that burrd

for?" queried the irate Irishman."Oh," said the smlv joking ind,^

yidual, "I took it for n lark,"«Dia yez?" said Put. "Shure ve'd

make a bad judge nt 11 poultryshow.".Kansas City Independent.

Free to Our Renders.

Botanic Blood Balm for thc Blood.

If you suffer from ulcers, ettenia,Hcroftiln, blood poison, cancer, eatingsores, itching nkinn, pimples, boils,boas pain*', ssralllB#js, rlawBMstlani,catarrh, or uny bjusfld, or -Kin diocese,wi'ti.! vis,, you to tiik*- Botanic BloodBalm ( B. B. B). BapSSJally recom¬

mended for ol(l,obntiimte,(lc<i> Heatedcases, cures where all elHc- failn, healsevery sore makes the blood pure andrich, gives the skin the rich glow of

health. Druggists, *1 p**r largebottle, Sample sent free by writingBlood Balm Co., Atlanta, (la. In¬scribe trouble and free medical ndvieesent in sealed letter. Medicine sentat once, prepaid.

I'."Kn.n ... i in. pa»

My Yellow JacketMy friends make fun of ray weak¬

ness for yellow.I confess that I adore it, not¬

withstanding that I have good rea¬

son to detest it. Truly, huraun na¬

ture is a bundle of contradictions.I love yellow because of a certain

episode in ray life which occurredwhen I was but eight years of age.I love nankeen above all on accountoi a jacket of that material whichplayed in that episode an importantpart.Our school, which had been plac¬

ed Under the patronage of St. Eliz¬abeth, was a mixed one.that is toBay, up to the age of ten years boyaand girls worked and played togeth¬er. In spite of occasional quarrelsthe system, on the whole, workedvery well.

I had not been eight days at St,Elizabeth's before I fell in love.Po not laugh, 1 loved with all theStrength of my child nature, with a

love disinterested, simple, sincere.It was Georgette whom I loved;

but, alas, Georgette did not love me.

How much I suffered in conse¬

quence! I used to hide myself incorners, shedding many teara andiracking my brain, io. find somemeans oi pleasing the obdurate fairone.labor in vain, a thankless task,st eight years of ago or at thirty.To distinguish myself in my stud¬

ies, to vin by my exemplary con¬

duct the encomiums of the sistersDulorre, all this made no impres¬sion upon cruel Georgette. Shemade no secret of her preference fora dull, idle, blustering fellow nineyears old, who won all the races,who could fling a ball farther than,any one else, carry tva, huge dicitionaries, under his arm and admin¬ister terrible thumps.

This hero waa rightly nicknamedMet-a-Mort,

X knew what his blows were like,having been the involuntary recip¬ient of sonic of them. Some, do Isay? I had received moro than a

dilatory donkey on the road to thefair.And Georgette had only laughedObviously it was absurd to think,

of employing physical foice against'my redoubtable rival, and intellec¬tual 'superiority in this case availedme nothing. I determined, there¬fore, to annihilate Met-a-Mort bymy overpowering magnificence.j Naturally our parents did notsend us to school attired in our

best clothes. On the contrary, mostof us wore there our oldest an(\"shabbiest garments. ConsequentlyI opined that it would be no difficultachievement to outshine all myschoolfellows,

I should have to coax my parentsinto loosening their purse stringsand get them to buy me a beautifulnew jacket.

It took me a very long timo to de¬cide what color \his jacket shouldbc. I mentally reviewed all tho ool-'oxa of the rainbow, Ked temptedme, but I doubted whether a jacketof that color would bc attainable.Should it be blue, green, indigo, vio¬let? No! Not one of those colorswas sufficiently striking.

I paused at yellow. That mightdo. It is a rich color. There issomething sumptuous and royalabout it. Summer was approach¬ing. I decided finally upon a yellowjacket of nankeen.

Without delay j[ set to work on

my school garments. It was a workOr destruction, for I wanted to makethem appear as disreputable as pos¬sible. 1 slyly enlarged the holes,wrenched off the buttons and deco¬rated my person lavishly with spotsand stains of all kinds.| In what I judged to be an op¬portune moment I timidly express-,ed my desire.

I had to do more, much more

than that, before I could obtain mywill. I begged, stormed, grumbled,sulked. I became almost ill withhope deferred. At length, for the6ake of peace, my parents grantedmy eccentric wish.

It was a proud moment for mewhen for the first time I arrayedmyself in that resplendent nankeenjacket won at the cost of so manystruggles. Standing before the mir¬ror, I surveyed myself admiringlyfor a full hour. I was grand.su¬perb!

"Ah, my Lord Met-a-Mort, youwill find yourself ousted at last!My shining jacket will soon snatchfrom you the prestige acquired byyour stupid, brute force. Georgette,astonished, fascinated, dazzled anddelighted, will run toward me, forI shall now be the handsomest boyin the school. Met-a-Mort will weepfor chagrin, as I have so often weptfor jealousy and mortification."

Alas for my rose colored antici¬pations! I was greeted, with a

broadside of laughter. Even our

gentle mistress, Ermance Dulorre,could not repress a smile, and abovoall other voices I heard that ofGconrettc. who cried mirthfully:"Oh, lool at him I Look at him!

JJe is a canary bird t"The word waa caught up instant¬

ly. All the scholars shouted inchorus: "Ile is a canary! A ca-

narv!"Words fail to describe my bitter

tisappolntment, my burning shameand chagrin. I saw my folly now.

But it was too late.the awful deedwas done. Worse than all, in orderto obtain this now odious jacket Ihad spoiled all my other jackets andhad nothing else to wear. When on

Uv JSJai^-..Qi.that.,mo8t jgaiserahje

oay i toTormy troubles finny fathernnd mother, they were merelyamused and said to me:

"It is entirely your own fault.You insisted on having the jacket,and now you must put up with it."Thus I was condemned to the per¬

petual wearing of my yellow jacket,which entailed upon me no end ofpetty miseries.Every day at school I was jeered

at and insulted. Even the babies ofthree years.sweet, blue eyed, gold¬en haired cherubs.pointed at mewith their tiny fingers and lisped:"Canary! Canary!"One day we were playing the game

of brigands and gondannes. I wasone of thc gendarmes, who were in¬variably beaten.

Met-a-Mort had nominated him¬self captain of the brigands andchose Georgette for his vivandiere.

Presently for a few momentathere was a suspension of hostilities.Brigands aud gendarmes fraternizedaa they quenched their thirst andexpatiated upon the joys of the fray.Suddenly Georgette, with her accus¬

tomed vivacity, bore in upon the lit¬tle group. She bore in her hands a

glass ink bottle."See," said her sweet vojeo. ^Who-

ever will drink this ink shall by andby be my Utile husband!"

When' we resumed our game, Idiscovered that I had lost all inter¬est in it. Georgette's words haunt¬ed me,

I went to look for the ink bottle,which the child had carried back tothe schoolroom. There I stood con¬

templating the black, uninvitinglooking liquid.

I closed my eyes and raised thebottle to my lips."What are you about, you dir,ty.

little thing ?" exclaimed $ yoaue frombehind me at tho s.<>me instant thatI received, a smart hlow upon myuplifted arm.

Covered with confusion, I turnedand beheld Mlle. Ermance, who hadsurprised mo in my singular occupa¬tion.

I had no time to explain. Justat that moment my schoolfellowscame trooping in. Georgette, see¬

ing me standing there, ink stainedand disgraced, and already.the co¬

quette.forgetful of her promise,exclaimed, with a face of disgust:

"Oh, the dirty boy! The nasty,dirty boy!"

Everything, however, has itabright side. Mlle. Ermance's tapand my own start of surprise hadjerked the ink bottle from mygrasp. My yellow jacket was liter¬ally flooded. I was rid of it at last..

It was to Georgette that \ owedthis happy deliverance. I thankher for it today, What has become,I wonder, of that lovely child ? Doesshe ever think now of. those old,times? How often have I dreamedof her! I have forgiven her for thetears which she caused me to shed,Her charming face dwells always inmy mind as a pure ray from tho by¬gone light.youth. I am not herhusband and probably never shallbe. I am resigned to my fate,which I richly deserve, because.

I did not drink the ink!

A Bad Place to Court.

At a circuit court in an Englishcounty town a young countrywom¬an was under examination."Xow, my good girl," said tho ad¬

vocate, "you say you were near thespot when the prisoner at the barcommitted the act. Was any one

with you at tho time?""Yiss, yiss, my lord ant atrvocate;

my sweetheart was wis me.""Courting, I suppose?" was again

asked. "Is he here ? We want cor¬

roborative evidence.""Yiss, my atvocate ant lord; ehust

ootsidc.""We had better call him into

court," here remarked the judge,"No, no, my lord!" cried the wit¬

ness. "Gootness, no! I can hartlyget him to court me when we'realone, ant I'm sure he won't courtme here afore you all."

..c. .1

Overmatched.An amusing Incident was wit¬

nessed in a cigar store the other afternoon.A newsboy, having picked up a

Cigar stump, walked in and, ad¬dressing the man behind the coun¬

ter, said, "Say, boss, give us a

match." The man behind the coun¬

ter, looking down, said, "My youngfriend, we are not here for the pur¬pose of giving away matches; we

sell them." "How much are dey?"was the question. "One cent a box,"the clerk announced. Thc urchinstuck his hand into his pocket andproduced, after a great deal of hunt¬ing, a nanny and handed it to theman. Ile received his box of match¬es and, taking one out, lit the"butt." Returning the box to theman back of the case, he said, "Say,put this box on de shelf, and whena gentleman comes along and asksyou for a match, why, give him one

out of my box.".Cincinnati En¬quirer. _

A Long Game of Checker*.

A game of draughts has beenplayed under very peculiar circum¬stances between two Cornish fami¬lies for the last forty years and isnot finished yet. Whenever a mem¬

ber of either house dies the relative*meet at the deceased's home as Boon

as tho funeral rites are over, where¬upon the two eldest members con¬

tinue the game until one of the play¬ers loses a man. The positions oftho draughtsmen on the board aro

then recorded and the game post¬poned until death gives the signalfor reopening the tussle. Altogeth¬er nine different players have so farbeen implicated in the game. .Lon¬don Answers. _

The Lexington CemeteryFor The Gazette.

During recent months, we havespent some pleasant hours in theniel and intensely interesting ceme¬

tery, which many years ago w.ik

the seat of the Presbyterian oburehin Lexington, Va., and the plot ofits burial ground, though now

greatly enlarged and beautified.In this Bacred and well kept

enclosure sleep the first wife ofStonewall Jackson and his onlyLihild, Julia.nnd also the generalhimself, over whom is reared withits fine proportions a memorialbronze statue, whose unveiling was

witnessed by 25,000 people. Nearby the great chieftain silentlybivouac.their graves their tents.Confederate soldiers, generalsmd other commissioned and BOB*lommissiOBed officers and privatesto the number of 827. To theseive must add a general intheRevo-utionary struggle, and perhapsithers who battled for indepen¬dence then. Two Virginia Gov-irnors, James McDowell and John[.etcher, also have sepulture there,where the unconscious dust ia un-listurbed either by notes of peaceir tocsins of war. There, too, we

found Interred in the silentNecropolis professional men,teach¬ers, merchants, mechanics, fanners,men-of-a ll-work, matrons, maidens,¦liildien nnd infants, that onlyhad one look at the world, andthen fell into the wakeless slumber.We especially mention the name

nf one woman, whose grave isfound there, marked by an inex¬pensive stone.that of Mrs. Mar¬garet J. Preston,a Virginia poetess,and tho daughter of a Presby¬terian preacher and teacher. Thelyre was broken, nnd she laid itilown in her 77th year.Among the 3,1175 buried in the

i-enietery, there are 24 ministers.Of these two were Episcopalclergymen.Gen. William NelsonPendleton, I). I)., Jackson's chiefnf artillery, and Kev. William S.('anipbell. The remaining twenty-two were all Presbyterian preachesnnd their names are as follows

Kev. Daniel Blain, professor in WashingtonDOtttgCi Lexington, Va.

J. Rev An.Itcw t>ivr<r>oti, pastor.j. Rev. Robert J. Taylor, pastor4. Rev. John L. Kirkpatrick, I). I), president

»t one time ol" Davidson College, N. C., andafterwards professor in W. & L. university.

5. Rev. John W. Platt. D. 0. pastor.6. Rev. John Holmes Bocock, II. D.,pastor.7. Rev. J. Crawford McClung, pastor.8. Rev. Thomas Lewis Preston, D. D., pastor.9. Rev. John Alexander Preston, D. D., pastor,io. Rev Wm.. \V. Houston, D. D , pastor.11. Rev. Ebenezer D. Junkin, D D, pastor11 Rev Wm K Junkin, D D, pastor13 Rev David W Shanks, D D, pastor14 Rev. David C. Irwin, pastor15- Rev. James Smith, pastor.16. Rev. Harvey Gilmore, pastor17. Rev. Beverly Tucker Lacy, I) D, pastor.18. Rev Wm M McElwee, D D. pastor19 Rev Wm S White, D D, pastor10 Rev. James Kerr, pastor.21. Rev. A Wallace Ruff, pastor.22. Rev. Joseph F. Baxter, pastor.Several of the ministerial graves,

we regret to say, are i nuanced bjmemorial stone--. Would it not bewell for their friends to supply thislack, assisted, if need be, by suchpersons as owe a debt of love t<>those servants of Christ the Lord?

Another interesting grave in thesacred spot is that of (Jul, Wm. F.Wilson. Here is tho Inscriptionon his monument: "A TexanRevolutionist in 1H30. In MerPrison, Mexico, 184'i. Died in theConfederate seivice." Col. Wilsonwas the friend nnd compatriot of"Big Font ' Wallace. He went

OUt to Texas to avenge a brother'sdeath. He and .Mr. Wallace wen

in Mer prison together, and bothescaped by drawing white beans.

"Rig Foot" Wallace tills an honoredgruie in Texan.

In the cemetery of which we

write are decently interred luchoice lots three old colored people.The name of one of these is DavidHuck. He had been a faithfulsexton, and, when he died, it was

deemed proper to bury him wherehis tool-house once stood. The

place lies well to the front in the

grounds.The name of snottier of these i-

Samuel Hays. He was a ti listedservant in the family of Mr.Robert I. White. At death, hewas laid to rest in the family lot.A neat slab over his grave bearsthis inscription:."In loving re¬

membrance of faithful service.This stone is erected by the desireof his master. He was loved,honored and trusted by threegenerations."The name of the third is that of

Amy Hill. She had bought herfreedom, we understand, owned a

good house in the town, and hadsome ironey. On the eve of herdeath, it is said, she called a Mr.Taylor to her bedside and askedhim to have her buried among the"white folks." There were some

medical students in Lexington,andshe feared her body would be ex¬

humed, if laid among her coloredfriends. Mr. Taylor promised to

bury her on his own land, whichjoined the cemetery. This was

done, but, owing to later enlargements, her grave now occupies a

central square.NewKnglanders are slow to learn,

aud perhaps never will understandhow tender the ties were of interestand affection, which erstwhileexisted between masters and slaves.Were they well-informed and lib¬eral minded, their prejudices andsectionalism would vanish, andleave no traces behind.There are some beautiful and

expensive monuments in the ceme¬

tery, and many beautiful andstriking inscriptions. The groundsare ample, handsome, and neatlykept.

R. M. Torrus,

Condensed New*.

Ex-Senator Corbett of Oregon,died on April 1st, at his home inPortland.Secretary of the Treasury Leslie

M.Shaw, ina speech at Peoria,III., argued against reduction ofthe tariff.

It is estimated that $25,(100,000damage will be caused by thebreak in the Mississippi rfret !.at Hymdia, La.

In Northampton county, thelong-continued cold rains haverotted the seed potatoes plantedin the low lands.Gen. William II. Jackson, a

noted Confederate veteran, diednt hie home, Belle Med-, nearNashville, Tenn., April 1st.Never before in the history cf

that section has so many negroesbeen known to leave Cumberlandrjunty. Th ry are all seekingNorthern hom* S.

President Roosevelt left Wash¬ington, April 1st, for his 14,000mile tour thn ugh th*- wort. Thousual crowd was nt tin- Pennsyl¬vania station to see him off.The Masons nt" Covington, Va.,

liave in eoatemplatlon tba oreotioa:)f a Masonic hall in thal town thismummer. The lower floor of thebuilding is to be used tis an operahouse.

Reports received in Lynchburgfrom the surroundingcountry net rnto show that the fruit throughoutthat section has suffered seriouslyfrom the spell of -vere weathernf last week.

Hon. William Jennings Bryanwill d* liver a lecture at Bodley'sAuditorium in Staunton on Tnt -

day evening, April 14th, for thcbenefit of the Staunton BaptistChurch building fund.W. I). ('ruin, tba colored

appointee, has taken charge of thecustom nouns at Charleston, s.C. The chief inspector ofcustoms at once tendered hisresignation, which aras accepted,A certain large landowner in

Russia la making a study nf Micmigratory habits of bird*. TO a?}those he can capture he attachesa note in Russian, (yerinan.Frenchand EBglilh, asking whoever nayfind or kill them to let him knowthe country to which they hadflown.The administrator of the lari

Harry Tinsley, editor of theStaunton Vindicator, whodledlastsummer, on Thursday lani, April"2nd. turned over to the King'sDaughters Hospital in Staunton,$*2.000 in cash and securilagreeably to Mr. Tinsley'-bequest.There is a house famine in Pitts¬

burg. The first of April.movingday.bas furnished a strikingdemonstration *>f the incapacityof the city to furnish suitableshelter for all the people whodesire to stay u ithin its birders.Rents have advanced from in to ttsper cent.

J. N. Harman of Tazewell, theRepublican leader in the upperHouse of the General Assembly, isa probable candidate for Governor.He is a strong and able man. andit is pretty well understood thatthe Rept UiCBBI will make a greatfight to carry the State next time.Mr. Harman is both a preacher anda lawyer.

A general strike in the buildingtrades in New York eity which, ilis believed, will involve bf tween15,000 and '20.000 men and ex¬

tending throughout Westchestercounty SO the Connecticut border,began April 1st. It has alsoextended to regions farther upNew York State and to places ii;Connecticut. Many important im¬provements are delayed.Governor Montague has offered

a reward of f 100 for the appre¬hension and conviction of thevandals who chipped a piece fronttile Houdini statue of Washington.This is apt to keep the detective*alert for the capture of tb* personor Demons who had BO regard forwhat a nation holds sacred. Thcminimum penalty f >r mutilationof the statues and monuments inthe Capitol Square ls a fine of|M0 and imprisonment for ninetydays.

Senator Stephen B. BIMBI andex-Senator Henry (i. Davis are

about to award the an hitecturalcontract for the Davis-Klk insCollege, to be erected al Klkins.W. Va. The college is to beerected under thc auspices ofthe Presbyterian ( burch. Thcmen named have donated 010,000with the provision that the Lex

ington and Winchester Presby¬teries of that church donate I

like amount. This has alreadybeen done, and ex-Senator Dartswill generously endow the institu¬tion.

Caution 1

This ls not a gentle word.but whenyou thluk how liable you tre not to pur¬chase the only remedy universally knownand a remedy that hae had the largestsale ot any medicine tu thn world since1868 for the cure and treatment of Consumption and Throat aud Lung troubleswithout losing Its great popularity allthese years, you will be thankful wc

cal led your attention to Bosehee's GermanSyrup. There are so many ordinalycough remedies wade by druggists andethers that ".re cheap and good for lightcolds perhap1-, but for severe Doughs.Bronchitis, Croup.and especially forConsumption, where there ts difficult

expectoration ai>d coughing I'urlng tne

nights aud morning-*, there l» nothinglike dorman Syrup. The 35 ceut sitehas Just been Introduced this year.Regular olae 75 couta. M all druggists.