The Martians

A group of young men.

That’s us!

Learned that a group of Martians had landed in the Handonbutt Cave.

As the walked to the cave they were bombarded with missile arrows.

After David dying Jimmy climbed up a ladder onto a platform and walked across it and so did the other guys.

Hi!Ouch!

Ouch!

When they were walking down the road Jimmy was hit by a flying boulder.

Run Tommy!In their search for the evil Martians Tommy was hit by a rolling boulder.

With their number down to two the men walked to the King of Dumdums.

We need men to fight the evil Martians but our number is so few

All my Dum knightsare out saving the hamsters daughter

so if you help them I’ll give you forty

men.

OK

So They joined the army.

They were in the army for a long time and many men died.

Ha Ha!

After they got he men they walked to the cave and met many lethal traps!

They went to the cave but the martains were gone but they left a note telling them were they had gone to.

Those mother****ers they

have gone across the raging ocean.

So they sailed across the raging ocean.

Help! Help!

BOOM!!

They saw a ship and shot bombs at it but it wasn’t the martains it was the king of england.

The Martains were in a submarine and were off the coast of Kukumunga.

BOOM!

Oh ****! It’s not them

ether!

After blowing up the king of England and the queen of France they were ashamed mainly because they farted when Pam Anderson came aboard and it drove her off!

Hey big boy!

FART!PEE YOU!You nasty

retard!

After that they went to Dog land to get the Martians.

But met Turkey the Dragons

Hi Turkey!

They saw the army and went to the bunker and set up!

And he fired at them

And he hit them dead on!

#%^&$

So they retreated.

The martians left and the men had won but never got to see it...

Good Bye!

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