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Group 1

Title: James Bond

Characters

Ivan Joseph as James BondJeremy Lim as Zirkov.

Joel Chan as Dr Flue zoo

Rishalan as Rosette

Joshua Goh as Narrator

Introduction: Classic James Bond entrance accompanied with the theme song.

Scene 1: A new Dawn

Narrator: After successfully accomplishing his recent mission in the straits of Dubai, James Bond finally comes back to his chateauin Italy only to receive a call from his agent, AGENT M.

James Bond: Yes, James... James Bond speaking.

Agent M: Bond, it is confirmed by our staff that Miss Rosette has been kidnapped by Dr Flue Zoo. Thank God for current technology,

we are able to locate her exact coordinates.

James Bond: Alright. IM ON IT!!

Narrator: In a dash, Bond made his way through the cold alleys of Venice and to an undisclosed Cafeteria. As he entered the

cafeteria, there he saw, Dr Flue Zoo along side with his Henchman, Zirkov.

Dr Flue Zoo: AH! James, what an unexpected surprise to see you here. I bet you were looking for this. (Revealing Miss Rosette tied

up.)

James Bond: Let her go Flue Zoo. All you want is the money, and here I have it. So give me the girl and we can all walk away, go

back home and catch the last part of American Idol. I know how much you love Ryan Secreast.

Zirkov: Sir, I don’t think it’s a good idea. It might be an empty bag. DON’T FALL FOR THIS!

Dr Flue Zoo shuts Zirkov up and shoves the girl towards James as he throws the bag.

In a blink of an eye, Bond was able to shoot Dr Flue Zoo down.Zirkov was able to runaway.

Scene 2: A Night to remember

Narrator: Once again, another successful mission by James Bond. He takes the saved hostage back to his hotel suite as a victory prize.

Bond holds Rosette in his arms.

James Bond: You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Come, allow me to pamper you with todays specials. Me!

Rosette: WOW. I have never met a man with such compassion. However, after all your missions, it would be nice if you could wash

that stench of your body.

James Bond: Right away.

Narrator: James Bond rushes hurriedly towards the bathroom to rejuvenate his soul. Meanwhile, Miss Rosette receives a phone call

from an unknown stranger.

Rosette: What now?

The voice of Zirkov: Remember, meet us at the port by 6.30pm sharp.

Rosette: Will do.



Scene 3: The Port of no return

Narrator: After a memorable night, Bond drives Rosette to the Port of Wellington as the clock struck 6.30 in the evening.

Rosette: I have a surprise for you Bond.

James Bond: Awh Rosette! You shouldn’t have.

Rosette: NO no no. it is my pleasure. Now, follow me.

Narrator: Rosette closes his eyes with her soft and delicate fingers and guides him towards a helicopter landing pad. Sadly, Bondopens his eyes only to be surrounded by Dr Flue Zoo and Zirkov.

James Bond: BUT BUT BUT!!! How could this be? I shot you right at the medulla oblongata?!?!

Dr Flue Zoo: Ah yes. But you did not know I was wearing a bullet proof vest, DID YOU?!

Zirkov: Our plan had worked sir. James Bond isn’t who he seems to be.

(pause)

James Bond: Rosette, is this your surprise? To see my lying dead in a pool of blood? Tell me this isn’t true.

Rosette: Oh honey. Its all part of the plan. Too bad you have to die this way.

Dr Flue Zoo: Well, time waits for no man. Your time has come Bond.

The three villains lift up their gun simultaneously shoots Bond in the head.

Scence 4: A sad a ending to a Great life

Narrator: James Bond, one of the worlds best, gone in a flash. His legacy still remains.James Bond’s body was found, as mentioned, in a pool of blood. Dignitaries from all over the world arrived to say their goodbyes to

England’s one and only.

Members of Group 2 surrounding the body of James Bond.

Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED...a



Group 2

Title: A new Man towards an old world, Johnny English.

Characters:

Narrator: Ivan Joseph

Weng Cheong as Johnny English

Samuel as the brother of Rosette, Chris

Joshua as the foxy diversion, Cleopatra.

Onn as the new and improved Dr Flue Zoo.

Scene 1: Appointment

Narrator: Disappointed after the loss of a great, another successor emerged in the form of Johnny English. The MI6 had appointed

him due to his resilience and not forgetting his alarming scream.

Voice of Agent M: We hereby appoint you, Johnny English as the new undercover super spy. You next task may sound simple, but it

may be hard to handle. You are to search for Dr Flue Zoo along with Rosette, his counter part. This mission may be hard for you

knowing that he had murdered your good friend, James Bond.

Johnny English: Don’t worry. I shall avenge my friend.

Intro: Once again, the classic James Bond entrance and theme song.

Scene 2: The betrayal of nothingness

Narrator: Meanwhile, in another corner of the world, also known as Malaysia, Dr Flue Zoo with his lover, Rosette, is finding things

hard to mend.

Dr Flue Zoo: Honey! What do you think about my face? Don’t I look like Brad Pitt?!?!

Rosette: OH gosh. After what you did to your face, it looks more like ARMPITS to me. That is why, I don’t think our relationship can

last very long.

Dr Flue Zoo: Are you breaking up with me?

Rosette: Yes, I’m afraid so.

Dr Flue Zoo: (lifts up gun and shoots Rosette right between her eyes). NO ONE EVER BREAKS UP WITH ME!!!!

Narrator: Word had reached Rosette’s loving brother, Chris. The news of her death was as if a ceramic glass had been hammered tothe floor. He was heartbroken. But now, the only obstacle that stands between him is, how is he going to take down a man like Dr Flue

Zoo? He needed professional help. He needs... Johnny English. And so, they met up at a nearby coffee house to discuss matters.

Johnny English: Firstly, how on earth were you able to contact me? I’m an undercover agent you know?

Chris: Well, sadly you have a twitter account, a facebook account, my space, friendster, High Five and even Google. I know how to

contact you and it wasn’t hard. AT ALL!

Johnny English: FINE! So I heard you want to take down this man with me. It wont be an easy stride. We have to work smart and

think of an alternative to get to him.

Chris: You shouldn’t worry about that. The downfall of Dr Flue Zoo is that he is a ladies man. All we need now is a diversion. That is

why I would like you to meet my former lover, Cleopatra.

Cleopatra: Nice to meet your acquaintance. Now here’s the plan....

Narrator: And so they discussed their plan through out that day and were ready to take this beast down.



Scene 3: The ACTION

Narrator: The Jazz Club, one of England’s best source of American entertainment as well as the most notorious secret hideouts anyvillain should know. Dr Flue Zoo enters the club and seats himself to the usual, Bloody Mary. However, something had caught his

eye. It was tall, fair and had the curves even Queen Elizabeth would cry, it was none other than Cleopatra.

Cleopatra: Hello handsome. This isn’t a suitable place for a man to be all alone.

Dr Flue Zoo: Well, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do baby. And for your information, this isn’t a place for a woman like you.

Whats your name honey?

Cleopatra: My name is Cleopatra. You can just call me Cleo. And you must be the one and only Dr Flue Zoo. I have heard a lot about

you. I like this beat of the song. Wanna dance?

Dr Flue Zoo: Sure thing my Egyptian goddess.

Narrator: And so they danced. They dance until they weren’t able to dance anymore. They drank, ate and had a jolly good time.

Cleopatra: Well, I had a lot of fun. I hope we can do this again sometime later.

Dr Flue Zoo: I know you like to listen to some classics like Elvis and Louis Armstrong. Come on over to my hotel if you may. Its just

a small invitation.

Cleopatra: I would be delighted to. But before that, would you mind taking me to that old Port, I have to meet my brother there.

Narrator: Instantly, they took off to the one and only Port of Wellington.

Cleopatra: I would like you to meet someone. Close your eyes.

Cleopatra closed his eyes and led him to a helicopter landing pad. He opened his eyes only to see Johnny English, Christopher and

Cleopatra, all pointing a gun towards his head.

Johnny English: Recognize this place? Where you, without mercy, slaughtered my best friend!

Christopher: NO MERCY! NONE AT ALL!!! That is what you showed my sister, and that is what I will show you.

Dr Flue Zoo: Rosette had a brother?!?!?!?! She never told me that!!

Christopher: Well, that didn’t mean you had to KILL HER!!! PLASTIC FACE!

Dr Flue Zoo: Please, I just had a makeover and now you want to take it away from me?!?!

Cleopatra: OH COME ONE!!! All that talk about you being handsome was a lie. Here’s a mirror.

Dr Flue Zoo looked into the mirror and screamed his lungs out. He could not believe what he had seen.

Johnny English: Not so handsome now eh? Guess who was the plastic surgeon. ME!!!!

Christopher: ME!

Cleopatra: AND ME!!!

Dr Flue Zoo: Alright! Kill Me already, I cannot go on with my life anymore!!! PULL THAT TRIGGER!!!!

Johnny English: Im afraid you have to face the music. Or in this terms, face the mirror! Justice will be the judge of your life or death.

Dr Flue Zoo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Scene 4: The Happy Ending.

Narrator: And yes, everyone lived happily ever after but the world did not only depend on one superspy, but three. Today, they are

known as, CHARLIE’s ANGELS!!!

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