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December 2016 December 2016 December 2016 May 2017

Process Step Progress Who?

21. Sign the Call PNC and COM

20. Elect the Pastor Congregation

19. Extend a Call PNC

18. Negotiate Terms of Call PNC and Minister

17. Approval Call and Terms COM

16. Report Call to the Session PNC 15. Authorize a Congregational Meeting

to Elect a Pastor Session

14. Select a Nominee PNC

13. Reference Check Presbytery

12. Review and Receive PIF Referrals PNC

11. Define an interview process PNC

10. Submit MIF to CLC for matching PNC

9. Write the MIF PNC 8. Elect the PNC (at Congregational

Meeting) Congregation

7. (d) Authorize a Congregational Meeting to Elect a PNC Session

7. (c) Select Nominees for PNC Session Nominating Committee/Approval by Session

7. (b) Elect the Session Nominating Committee Congregation

7. (a) Authorize a Congregational Meeting to Elect Session Nominating Committee

Session

6. Assess the Financial Capability of the Congregation Session and COM

5. Discern Your Leadership Needs COM and Session 4. Confer with COM whether a

Mission Study will be required Session

3. Dissolve the Pastoral Relationship Presbytery

2. Plan for the Transition COM and Session

1. Contact the COM upon Notification of the Pastor’s Resignation

Session

The Process of Calling a New Pastor

What’s Next?

On May 14th, a Congregational Meeting was held to further our progress in the process of calling a new pastor.

The process steps are shown here; and this chart will be displayed in the Narthex every Sunday indicating our progress toward our final goal.

At the meeting on May 14th, two new elders were elected to fill vacancies on the Session: Mindy Lemen and Jason Bridges. Additionally, the members for the 2017 Nominating Committee were elected. Session appointed Nominating Committee members are Janet Jackson, Chairperson and Irene Cheatum. Congregational representatives elected by the congregation are: Suzanne Foster, Paige Oslowski and Chip Pallman.

The Nominating Committee will be responsible for compiling a list of nominees for the slate of PNC candidates. Ultimately, the PNC members will be elected by the congregation at a future congregational meeting (displayed in Box 7 (c ) on the chart. The Nominating Committee will begin work on that task in the next week. As soon as a list has been compiled, the Session will be asked to authorize a congregational meeting and the congregation will elect the PNC, concluding Steps 7 (d) and 8.

How will the PNC nominees be selected? Article continued on Page 2.

This chart is on display in the Narthex… keep an eye on it as it’s updated until we reach the top!

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The Slate of Nominees” - The By-laws of the church state that the PNC will be

comprised of 9 members and 2 alternates. In effect, this means that 11 people will

be selected and all eleven will be expected to attend all meetings—even the

alternates.

How will we develop the slate? - The Nominating Committee will select a list of

nominees based on their combined knowledge of the congregation as well as giving

consideration to volunteers, while giving attention to a fair representation of the

male and female constituency, of all ages and of all ethnic minorities of the

congregation. This means YOUR NAME COULD END UP ON THE SLATE, whether or

not you volunteer. If you DO NOT WANT your name on the slate, you should contact one of the Nominating

Committee members to let them know that you have no interest in serving on the PNC.

The Nominating Committee will get together the week of May 15th to determine how to best compile a list of

qualified names for consideration and approval by the Session to be followed by an election by the Congregation.

If you want to volunteer your name for consideration to serve on the PNC, you MUST contact one of the session

members or one of the Nominating Committee members. You may contact them by phone or e-mail; however, if

you approach them in person, please make sure that you hand them a piece of paper with your request on it so

that the request is documented and doesn’t get forgotten. (Some of us are subject to “senior moments”.)

Please call your Nominating Committee Member after 5 PM; and be sure to leave a message if they

are not available.

Here is a list of the Nominating Team Members with their Contact Information:

You may also contact any one of the Session Members:

Class of 2017 Lucy Anken Karen Bridges Bill Davis David Foster Janet Jackson Walter Oslowski

Class of 2018 Ray Carignan Horace Covington Bill Fleming Mindy Lemen Sharon Martin Linda Turnage

Class of 2019 Jason Bridges Cindy David Irene Cheatum Ben Martin Denise Pallman Katie Wheeler

Name Email Phone

Janet Jackson, Chairperson fbgirl@comcast.net (904) 614-1473

Irene Cheatum, Session Member irene.cheatum@gmail.com (904) 272-0848

Suzanne Foster gatorsuz512@yahoo.com (904) 276-2723

Paige Oslowski paigeski@yahoo.com (904) 239-2646

Chip Pallman chippallman@gmail.com (904) 662-3669

REMEMBER! The most important thing we should be doing, is to prayerfully seek God’s will and God’s wisdom in this matter. God knows your needs and wants to guide you to the person He has already prepared for this responsibility. The Bible says, “Remember your leaders, who spoke the word of God to you…. so that their work will be a joy, not a burden” (Hebrews 13:7,17).

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Haydon Bridges, Xavier Bethea, Alisandra Bethea, Mila Tomaro and Jennifer Beaty shown with their sponsors, Bill Fleming, Brenda Cohn, Sharyn Kraemer and Teresa Hardwick.

“Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old, he will not depart from it.” Proverbs 22:6

Confirmation Class 2017

On Sunday, April 23rd, 5 members were admitted to St. Giles through Confirmation. Each new member attended confirmation classes taught by Pastor Diane, and crafted their own Confirmation Creeds shown below.

Jennifer Beaty—I believe that God created Heaven and Earth. I believe our Lord Jesus Christ was God’s son who was born of the virgin Mary. I believe that Jesus was crucified and died for our sins. I believe that he rose from the dead three days later. I believe that Jesus then ascended into Heaven. I believe that the empty cross symbolizes that once Jesus rose from the dead, he had opened up the Kingdom of Heaven. I believe that Jesus wanted us to love all of our neighbors. I also believe that Jesus’ love is unconditional, that not only him, but God as well will love us no matter what. I believe that God put us in this world for a specific reason and that everyone is important no matter what their background might be. I believe that everyone has the opportunity to follow the ways of Christ. Lastly, I believe that one day we will all be able to reunite with God in Heaven.

Alisandra Bethea—I believe in our Father, His son Jesus and the Holy Spirit. I believe God made the whole world and that Jesus died for our sins. I believe that God made all of us and every animal.

Xavier Bethea—I believe in the Holy Ghost, Jesus Christ and God. I believe there will be no homeless or starving people in the world. I hope that we will live in a world of peace.

Haydon Bridges—I believe that all people are created equal. I believe that Jesus was born to die for our sins. I believe that I am more than I appear to be and that being a good friend and loving others is the most important thing. I believe that with God’s help I have control of my fate and destiny. I believe that my purpose is to grow and to be better than I was the week before.

Mila Tomaro—I believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. I believe there is only one true God. I believe God loves all people. I believe everyone should have the right of freedom. I believe everyone deserves to be happy. I believe everyone should have a dog.

CONFIRMATION CREEDS 2017

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From left to right: Thomas-Tom Jackson, Andrew-Tim Wilson, Simon-Bill Fleming, James-David Foster, Judas-Rob Arthurs,

John-Ken Alderman, Jesus-Ray Carignan, Peter-Carter Cheatum, Matthew-Jason Bridges, James the Younger-Al Sanders,

Thaddeus-Geoff Brymer (played by Chip Pallman on April 13th), Bartholomew-Robert Mann, Phillip-Ben Martin

The Cast of the Dramatic Re-enactment got together for their Third Passover to celebrate the blessings of the Easter season on Maundy Thursday, April 13th and Good Friday, April 14th. A lot of work went into the production. We had many return visitors from the last 2 years as well as some new folks who enjoyed the service, as well as the fellowship afterward.

Cudos to all who made this event happen—as there was as much going on behind the scenes as there was “in front of the cameras”.

Thank-yous are in order for the cast as well as the following:

Costumes/Props—Deb Beaty, Karen Bridges, Lydia Ficquette, Ada Grieve, Kathy Kleist, Mindy Lemen, Melinda Mann, Mary Ellen Olsen, Pat Owen and Verna Riley

Lights—Kathy Kleist and Melinda Mann

Music—JoAnne Anderson, Allison Arthurs, Steve Cohn, Lydia Ficquette, Peg Genska, Merrie Luke and Diane Wilson

Sound—Linda Turnage

Ushers—Lucy Anken, Jennifer Beaty, Sally Covington, Emily Hardwick, Sharyn Kraemer and Carole Sanders (Jennifer Beaty and Emily Hardwick were also in the production as “Narrators”)

Reception—JoAnne Anderson, Lydia Ficquette, Suzanne Foster, Irene Harrell, Helen MacInnis, Pat Owen, and Sylvia Wilson

Nursery—Blanca Cheatum and Katie Holdren

“This Do in Remembrance of Me”

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On Saturday, April 1st, St. Giles held our Annual Easter Egg hunt. It has

gotten fancy enough to earn the title “Egg-stravaganza” as it included a

“midway” in the parking lot at one end of the campus and a fabulous

buffet of hamburgers, hotdogs, picnic style side items and mountains of

popcorn in the Fellowship Hall at the other end of the campus. Face

Painting was enjoyed by a number of youngsters as well.

Not to be outdone in the Creative Planning Department, the Education

Committee turned the parking lot into a romping fun free for all (literally)

with a Bounce House and a Rock Climbing Wall, that saw even some of

the “bigger kids” taking their turn to head to the top and ring the bell.

Inside the classrooms, various crafts were held and a story telling activity

took place in the sanctuary, starring Steve and Donna Mountain, telling

the story of how Jesus was buried, but how others only found an empty

tomb. Like an empty plastic Easter egg, the story illustrated that

although the tomb was empty, the world was filled with light, as Jesus

had risen. The children were all given eggs and a flickering light to go

inside the egg, much to their delight. Donna and Steve also had real

pictures of the tomb from a book they had purchased during their visit to

the Garden Tomb. The children were enthralled! (So was I…)

This was a fun event for all involved and showed how many of our

different committees worked hand in hand to put on a special event for

the community. Thank you to the Education Committee, the Fellowship

Committee, the Membership Committee and all church members who

contributed to the success of this awesome event!

See more pictures of

this great event in

our Photo Album!

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2017 BIRTHDAY OFFERING

Presbyterian Women’s Birthday Offering – Saturday, May 6th at 11:00 AM

GOD PROVIDES Your gifts make a difference!

The Birthday Offering of Presbyterian Women celebrates Presbyterian women’s history of mission giving. It was launched in 1922; and since that time, it has become an annual tradition and has funded nearly 100 major mission projects that continue to make a difference in the lives of women and children. The offering is collected in the spring of each year to celebrate the blessings in the lives of Presbyterian Women. The Birthday Offering Luncheon is open to all Presbyterian Women. The luncheon was held in the Fellowship Hall on Saturday, May 6th at 11:00 AM. Michael Carey from the Veterans Hospital in Lake City was our guest speaker. If you didn’t join us this year, you can still donate (see info box below.)

The Family Justice Center in SOUTH CAROLINA currently operates an emergency shelter for victims of domestic violence in Georgetown and Horry Counties in South Carolina. With room for only 11 people, the shelter is frequently at capacity. The Presbyterian Women Birthday Offering grant will assist FJC in achieving its goal of constructing a new domestic violence shelter for victims of abuse living in these two counties of northeastern South Carolina.

First Hand Aid in CUBA exists to diminish the suffering of the most marginalized Cuban citizens by providing them hope, dignity, and the basic necessities of life and health. The Rural Clinic Development Initiative is designed to establish six medical clinics in partnership with, and located at, Presbyterian Churches in rural Cuba that will provide medicine and care not available, or difficult to get, from Cuban sources in those communities. In rural Cuba, where people often do not have a means to get to, or the opportunity to benefit from, the resources located in large urban centers like Havana, people turn to the church for their basic needs— including certain medical needs. This project will build, fund, stock, and staff six medical clinics (“Program Clinics”) housed in long-existing and established Presbyterian Churches located in rural Cuba where needs are great and supply is limited.

Navajo Water Project in NEW MEXICO will eventually provide water systems to 205 families at the Smith Lake Navajo Reservation in New Mexico. This Birthday Offering grant will provide a running water system for 40 families that do not have access to running water in their homes. They currently store their water in pots, pans, and 55-gallon drums. The grant will provide each household with a cistern, pump, sink, shower and all pipes for the installation of their water systems.

In 2017, we will answer the call to show Jesus’ love to the world by offering our prayers and financial support to three projects that support the critical need for shelter, health care and water:

DONATIONS FROM ANYONE ARE GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED— Please give as you have been blessed and support these life-changing projects. Visit www.presbyterianwomen.org to give or learn more about the offering.

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Come enjoy a special musical concert at

St Giles on May 21 at 3:00 PM in the

sanctuary.

Songs in a variety of musical styles will be

performed by Brenda and Steve Cohn, with

a special guest Tim DeBorde, and the

St. Giles Choir. Merrie Luke and Nancy Scott

will accompany on the piano and Ray

Carignan will narrate.

The songs range from light and funny to

dramatic to uplifting.

The songs include Mozart, Schuman, Johann

Strauss, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lucy Simon,

and Craig Courtney (who composed many

of our choir anthems) and others.

Don’t miss this afternoon of wonderful music.

Sunday, May 21st

At 3:00 PM

In the Sanctuary

The following page is a full page Calendar of Events for Fellowship (and similar) activities for 2017. This is a REVISED edition of the Calendar that appeared in last month’s newsletter. Please replace your calendar with this newer version.

Of Special Note: The Church Picnic and Grad Celebration have been moved to June 4th. Also Trivia Times are scheduled to begin at 7:00 PM.

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Ever see this acronym in our Bulletin and wonder

what it means? It’s the EVENING BIRTHDAY

BUNCH— a group of Presbyterian women who get

together once a month to celebrate the birthdays of

that month. The venue is a different local

restaurant each month.

So, the next time you see this is a Bulletin, mark it

on your calendar, RSVP and JOIN THEM! May’s EBB

is being held at the Saigon Tokyo Bistro at 5:30 pm

on Tuesday, May 16th.

Church Bulletin Cover Pictures

The votes are in! Picture 2 was the overwhelming favorite by a margin of 9 to 1. However, about 1/4 of voters thought we should alternate both pictures with a few suggestions that we even switch out the cover photo on special occasions (as we did for the Easter Sunday service.)

We will forward this information to the “front office” and look forward to some changes to our bulletin in the near future!

Picture 1 Picture 2

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1 Desperation(7) 5 God, doing this on day 7 (7) 9 More refined (5) 10 One of Paul’s letters (9) 11 Uncared for (9) 12 Encamp against city (5) 13 Charitable giving (4) 15 Consecrated (8) 18 Abraham received these (8) 19 Jesus raised in 3 (4) 22 Color found only in Ezekiel (5) 24 Someone who shields (9) 26 Continuance of life (9) 27 Grind together (5) 28 Unusual (7) 29 Athalia’s cry (7)

DOWN

1 Rely on (6) 2 Tail-ender (9) 3 Be in harmony (5) 4 Not wicked (9) 5 Reigned (5) 6 Contented (9) 7 Picture (5) 8 Good news (6) 14 The first, first-aider? (9) 16 Fraudulent (9) 17 Slain by Moses (9) 20 They get the hump (6) 21 Parentless (6) 23 Prickly shrub (5) 24 300 bought ointment to anoint Jesus (5) 25 Keen-sighted bird of prey (5)

ACROSS

ANSWERS ON

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MAY HOLIDAYS

Date Observance

4 National Day of Prayer

5 Cinco De Mayo

6 National Nurses Day

14 Mother’s Day

20 Armed Forces Day

25 Ascension

29 Memorial Day

If your name is NOT on the list, THEN WE DO

NOT HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY IN OUR RECORDS!

To make sure we include your birthday on the

list, just click on this link: Here’s My Birthday and

let us know the birthdays of all of your family

who attend St. Giles.

May Birthdays

FIRST NAME LAST NAME BIRTHDAY

Al Sanders 5/6

Irene Cheatum 5/8

Janet Keskinen 5/10

Tom Jackson 5/12

Suzanne Foster 5/12

Horace Covington 5/12

Sara Pardue 5/14

Joanne Tomkovitch 5/21

Teresa Hardwick 5/22

Daniel Inman 5/30

• May’s flower is the Lily of the Valley, which is a symbol of humility.

• The birthstone of May is the emerald, a strong symbol of success and love.

• The two astrological signs for this month are Taurus (April 20-May 20), which is characterized as dependable and friendly, and Gemini (May 21-June20), who represents versatility and quick wit.

• May is a month of races! The Kentucky Derby is held on the second Sunday of May, while the Indianapolis 500 is also held each year during this month.

• Nationally recognized month-long holidays include National Bike Month and National Physical Fitness and Sports Month

• Several celebrities also have their birthdays in May, so you’re in good company! These include David Beckham, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Adele, George Clooney, Enrique Iglesias, Bono, George Lucas, Tina Fey, Bob Dylan, and Clint Eastwood!

BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES TO ALEX LEMEN ON

APRIL 21st! We wish to express our apologies for missing Alex’s birthday.

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Sunday May 7 Food Gathering Sunday

Monday May 8 Food taken to Clothes Closet (gather at front of church by

9:15 AM)

Sunday May 14 Mother’s Day

Tuesday May 16 Evening Birthday Bunch—Saigon Tokyo Bistro 5:30 p.m.

Saturday May 20

Clothes Closet—9:00 a.m. until Noon

Monks Meeting—Intuition Ale Works@ 4:00 p.m. / Followed

by Jumbo Shrimp Game @ 6:00 p.m.

Sunday May 21 Take Note—Concert in Sanctuary

Monday May 29 Memorial Day

Coming Soon… Sunday June 4 Church Picnic & Grad Celebration

Friday June 16 St. Giles Team Trivia

Saturday June 17 Clothes Closet—9:00 a.m. until Noon

Tuesday June 20 Evening Birthday Bunch—TBD

Sunday June 25 BINGO!—Immediately following 10:00 a.m. Worship Service

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St. Giles Team Trivia kicks off for the year with a bang!

By special request, songs of the 70’s featured artists Jimmy Buffet, The Doobie Brothers, Queen, The Allman Brothers, Foreigner, Fleetwood Mac, Paul McCartney and Elton John, among others. In addition to Dr. Seuss and Mottos, other question categories included State Capitals, History, Sports, Famous Movie Lines and Farm Animals.

The food was fabulous! Pizza, Nachos and Taco Dip, Tom’s Famous Meatballs, Mac and Cheese and a smorgasbord of desserts, including ice cream cake!

If you weren’t there, you missed out! The good news is, we still have a table or two open, so join us in June when we kick off “Hot Fun in the Summertime”!

Answers: Dr. Seuss—1. (a) his mother’s maiden name, 2. (a) And to Think that I saw It On Mulberry Street , 3. (b) 1937, 4. (d) The Cat in the Hat, 5. (c)Green Eggs and Ham; MOTTOS—1. Meow Mix, 2. McDonald’s, 3. The NY Tiimes, 4. GE, 5. Nike, 6. L’Oreal, 7. BMW, 8. Bounty Paper Towels

In a fight to the finish, 4 teams squared off in our first Team Trivia of the year. Many of our “regulars” were there and we welcomed several newbies, as well. The four teams, “Who Cares”, “The Magnificent 8”, “The Babysitter’s Club” and “BACON” were in a close race at half –time with scores of 130, 140, 70 and 98, respectively, with “The Magnificent 8” enjoying a small lead. Going into the final bonus round, “Who Cares” had pulled into first place with the 3 other teams all hot on their heals, with only 8 point differentiating the 2nd and 3rd place teams, BACON and “The Magnificent 8”… and “The Babysitters Club” not far behind.

The final bonus round, in which you can wager up to 50 points on your answer, covered the subject of “SURF MUSIC”. At this point, David Foster announced that they didn’t call him “Big Wave Dave” for nothing! The competition heated up! While listening to Jimmy Buffet pump out “Margaritaville”, the teams went to work. And the winner was… “The Magnificent 8”, pulling up from 3rd place into first! Yep, you guessed it—”Big Wave Dave”, among several other “heavyweights” on the team, claimed FIRST PLACE bragging rights for the First Team Trivia of 2017!

Have a special request for Trivia themes or music? Just let us know at stgilesweb@comcast.net.

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OUTREACH—Reaching out to

our Community

The Outreach Committee put together 44 Easter Baskets and delivered 42 of them to the Clay Behavioral Health Center in time for Easter Sunday. Two baskets will be given out to someone in need, chosen by Pastor Diane.

Clay Behavioral Health Center has a wide range of services to treat mental health concerns and substance abuse for adults, teens, children and families in Clay County, FL. Adult services range from intervention and crisis services, to outpatient counseling, day treatment programs, and group therapy. Services for teens include individual and group counseling for drugs and alcohol, as well as an intensive outpatient program, in-home counseling, and a family support group. Children’s services are designed to help emotionally and behaviorally disturbed children in Clay County schools.

Presbyterian Women

Still doing SEW MUCH!

The sewing group got together on Saturday, April 22nd and cut, sewed, hemmed and mended accessories to be taken over to the Lake City Veteran’s Center. The group makes bibs, lap quilts, tote bags and wheelchair accessories for disabled vets. This group of volunteers is SEW POWERFUL!

Kim Johnson

Samantha Johnson

Kathy Kleist

Suzanne Foster

Chris Baker

Doris Wellner

Judy Barrett

Karen Bridges

Lucy Anken

Mary Ellen Olsen

Anita Taylor

Sally Covington

Kathy Ott

Rachel Yordi

Irene Harrell

They plan to have an informal sewing day soon; then in fall, sew the pillowcase dresses that everyone loves to work on to send to Africa. Put a needle and thread in these ladies’ hands and there isn’t anything they can’t do! Hats off to you ladies!

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1 Desperation (7) 5 God, doing this on day 7 (7) 9 More refined (5) 10 One of Paul’s letters (9) 11 Uncared for (9) 12 Encamp against city (5) 13 Charitable giving (4) 15 Consecrated (8) 18 Abraham received these (8) 19 Jesus raised in 3 (4) 22 Color found only in Ezekiel (5) 24 Someone who shields (9) 26 Continuance of life (9) 27 Grind together (5) 28 Unusual (7) 29 Athalia’s cry (7)

DOWN

1 Rely on (6) 2 Tail-ender (9) 3 Be in harmony (5) 4 Not wicked (9) 5 Reigned (5) 6 Contented (9) 7 Picture (5) 8 Good news (6) 14 The first, first-aider? (9) 16 Fraudulent (9) 17 Slain by Moses (9) 20 They get the hump (6) 21 Parentless (6) 23 Prickly shrub (5) 24 300 bought ointment to anoint Jesus (5) 25 Keen-sighted bird of prey (5)

ACROSS

CROSSWORD ANSWERS

ANSWERS Across: 1 Despair, 5 Resting, 9 Purer, 10Galatians, 11 Neglected, 12 Siege, 13 Alms, 15 Ordained, 18 Promises, 19 Days, 22 Amber, 24 Protector, 26 Existence, 27 Gnash, 28 Strange, 29 Treason. Down: 1 Depend, 2 Straggler, 3 Agree,4 Righteous, 5 Ruled, 6 Satisfied, 7 Image, 8 Gospel, 14 Samaritan, 16 Dishonest, 17 Egyptians, 20 Camels, 21 Orphan, 23 Brier, 24 Pence, 25 Eagle.

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Mother's Dictionary of Meanings Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.

Mother's Day Jokes! Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

Son: Why is a computer so smart? Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating? Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Hippo: I give up. Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

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Vacation Bible School Info

coming in June Newsletter!

Events in June

Church Picnic, Grad Celebration,

BINGO and more Team Trivia!