The Schipul New Guy ABC's

A is for Attention

Pay attention to everyone’s needs. Everyone’s.

B is for Beer

Rodney drinks Stella Artois. The grocery store only has one six pack in stock at any time.

C is for Cranky

Cranky is what everyone gets if we run out of half & half.

D is for Dishes

Your mom isn’t here. Neither is ours. Do the math.

E is for Eloy

This one is pretty self explanatory.

F is for Foosball

Bet Ed that you can beat him. See what happens.

G is for Grin

Keep smiling, and this will all be over soon.

H is for Hunker

Hunker is what Aaron does in his chair.

I is for Identity

You’re a Schipulite now. Welcome, clone.

J is for J

Jennifer Brooks is J. Guichin Quian is Jenny. Jason is the guy meowing.

K is for Kerry

Bow to your sensei. Or else.

L is for Listening

Your most valuable tool. And your only opportunity to rest.

M is for Mail

Most of it is junk, but don’t throw away the money. We like money.

N is for New Guy

Man, the alphabet is long. Look at this puppy!

O is for OfficeThe office runs on three things:1.Alcohol2.Caffeine3.Stupid Jokes

Have an adequate supply of all three at all times.

P is for Phone

It’s probably ringing right now. Answer it!

R is for Reply All

Are you ready for the deluge?

S is for Social Media

http://schipulnewguy.blogspot.comSurvive and we’ll make you an admin.

T is for Tea

Irish Breakfast Tea. LIPTON (!) Green Tea. Have these around if you want to stay on Ed and Kerry’s good side.

U is for Ubiquitous

Ubiquitous like Katie’s smiles.

V is for Very Casual

Heck, our CEO doesn’t even wear shoes!

W is for Wine

Cabernet. Not Merlot. And Nicole’s Chardonnay. And Kim’s Pinot Noir. And Jerri’s Malbec. And Rachel’s Sangiovese. And Daniel’s banana cognac.

X is for Xavier

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Y is for You!

We’re glad you’re here! Welcome to the Schipul Team!

Z is for Zangirolami

There will be a spelling test later.