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Toin

By(Copy't, 1915, Newspaper Feature Sen Ice

of tho New York i teach fractions or decimals 01riNi.EY.hoard of scms to bea man of Lommon sense, andthat Ib the irost uncommon

ling In all the world.Oi, I'lnlej has decided that n woman

iac or cannot dp from thoi hool of New York Just

jcc ntisc she Is a mother."If a (ciicher be

icr for It, and for that alone, and jouhave the whole question settled atMice, ' said Dr. Klnlcj.

What .1 icllef!Ilei,. we've all been lighting and fum-

ing and going Into In Merles ubout theiircllon of the man led teacher andw hat to do about it.

Home cities will not have a marriedwoman In the school ileput Intent In any..paeilv.In other cities n tc ic her mav many,

bill If Hhe has chlldicn she mut givehi teaching.

The New York si hools have beenfighting thlH riueatlon foi jcars. Menhive bppn forced off the board of edu-- -

tlon because of thelt slews, and poodicacliPis have left the department rnth-- 1

th in to submit to the srange Idea.Hi it It Is anv of tho schoolbusiness whether u teat hoi li imirrlcduid Ims hilelren or not

"Marilod women nie bud U h In rs,"'aid one nuthorlt.

"Thei re alwavs wonjing nboutthings at home, and they urn t put theirn bids on their school work."

"Old maids are bid an-num oed the other faction "They're al-i- ns

fussv and tlnlckj, and they don'tcl.lldren "

The Real Test.H p want noini.U women to teach

nui rhlldien," said the leaders of afpit.iln women's dub. iom-m- i

are not normal. If they were they'dhe married I don't want somo womanto tPticli mj- child nm thing, If she'sHip sent of woman who's so mad toI'lnk that slip ha no children of herwn that she hates the ery slsht of ahllil and then wants to takp It out onn bov or rIH Married teaccrs forit it schools, that's our slogan "

' Mauled women are bad teachers fori cood manv reasons," said one well-know- n

educator, "and women with chll-ilie- n

arc"flow can a woman who has been up

ill n'Ehtlth a teething baby come toithool in the right frame of mind to

The Sleepformation of the Twilight

and thoof

obstetrics heralded by thefrenzied and unwonted hustling Ini he medical world, is food for muchthought. One scar ago, when Mc- -

line's diopped the twilight sleephonib on America, medical America,one and all, both large and small,either stuffed the cotton of indiffer-ent e In their cars oi openly de-

nounced the Trieberg method ofpi'nless childbirth, which called forthe uio of and mor-phine The twilight sleep didn'thae manv friends among the medi-cal thev could hao beennumlicifd on the lingers of onehand

1?ut It took thei eve of tho womenof America. That was fatal.

I hey wanted to know about thotwilight sleep, and they wanted toh.np It whro thpy could get itlight here in America

Now, the remark that "ou candepend upon a woman to get whatxlie wants" bus alwms been madpwith more or less as If

'I hough the season of outdoorspcnts foi the high school boj s hasIk en opened by baseball practice at

wial of the schools, basketballnui indoor sports are still popularwith tho cirls. Tennis Is the chiefoutdoor spout for then? and tho(oiuts have not been put in condi-

tion lor plav as yet. One of thoevents of

the spring tennis season will bo asciics of doubles to be plajed off by1'iiitial and Technical gills. At firsttills was planned for the late fall,Inn sudden cold w either delayed itand the match was tospring Western has courts on the(boiM'town grounds, and an

given during tho wlntorwill finance tho girls' tennis club atKa.Mlein

In view of the records the girls'ntle teams at Jiuslness and Tech-nical have been making in recentpiacvlcts, the boj-- will have to lookto their lain els or their places onthe school teams will be taken bythe J.ust vear a girlcvas one of the members of thol'c clinical team at the lntor-htg- n

school rifle shoot last spring andmade u splendid rcccnd This yeara number have qualitled for thoiiinior medal In fact,the sills aie almost tooto suit the boys, foi so many ofthem have lolned the club that theyn id u practice da- - forHtisinesB missed somo practice inine earlv part of the winter owingto the illness of tho coach, but theghls lost none of their enthusiasmlimine this time, and resumed theirw oik lifter the holldavs They havein. ule some veij ci editable scoresl hit. v ason

The odor ot pilot and vainishthose who enter the halls of

Ttihniv.il this week The walls uiobeing given u spring renovation

I'lins me nlieadv undei w i foiII ormal nneiuiig of the nm Cen-tral II gh rich ml in lab,Though nothing has been deter- -

ecu very definite 1, It Is possible

clue thn next mornlmr?'"What's the dlffeience whether a

woman atajs up all night taking careof a baby or up all night dancing thotango?" answered those who bel'ovo inmarried teachers

"A tango temper Is Just as bad as ateething tempet." And so tho battleraged.

And now Into the troubled arena stepsDr. rinlev with a good,piece of plain, common spiirp. and now

is why on eatthelse didn't sec the mattci in

the same light before.If Miss Marv Johnson Is tross In

school, why not tell Miss Maiy Johnsonthat she'll cither hae to get a bettertemper or leave the

If Mrs Mar Smith snaps u bov'sbead oft for iisklng her bow mnnj timesto goes Into 4'ifiV.. and how he's to goabout It to find out, don't look on thebooks to sec whether she's married orsingle.

Look at hei class lecord and spp whatshe Is doing with that.

Do her bos leai n Havebpr girls passed In history

That's the whole ideathat's nil

If a teacher is a good teacher and hagood success, keep hPr in the

an long as ou an. wbpthei sheaan old maid who hntes the very sight ofa man 01 a mai rled woman with a doz-

en children at home.No. It isn't nny ones business why

she prefers to teach rather than to stayat home with her family.

Ten to one her famlli aro all In thnschool anvway. In one roomor another, and tliPti tn.it isn t our ai-fa- lr

or my affair.Can She Teach?

Her own personal llfp Is her own per-

sonal right, even if she Is a schoolteacher, and cen It your little Johnnieor my little Mary thinks she's "apeach" or "a horrid thing "

What vour affair and my affair andlittle Johnnie's affalt and little Marysaffair Is, Is shj a good leather Andwhen that Question Is decided no onehas any right to brine up in the school

an other question concern-ing her

What about marriedHow about singleDo jou care? Do I?AVhnt business Is It of our to care"Dr. Flnlev, of the Npw 1 ork boatd of

pducatlon. man of sense and

there weie some reflection cast ontile woman for being able to obtainthat upon which she had set herheart

Perhaps that arose fioni the factthat women as a rule In the pistdid not set thpir heaits on thingsthat wpie worth while

Hut the meaning "f the phraseIns changed That which womenwant is pitch da something moi eilellnite something nunc

something mote powerful asan instrument of public good. Thefact that we can "depend upon thewomen to get what they want" isalmost svnonMnoiis for a guaranteeof resultant good foi the majority,male and female

Today It is twilight sleep hospitalsand methods which thev want InAmerica, and the hae formed theTwilight Sloop in olderthat thc may bettei Inform thepublic on the subject

Tho public In th's event being theother members of their own sex.The association will Inform theother women, and thev will gpt aft-er tho doctors Sort of a "stick,stick beat dog" affair

Hut In the pnd the women will getwhat thev want, which Is a greatly

boon to

that a costume pageant may be anfeature of the program.

Tho new directors of theHigh School Hank, at business,

are as follows. Miss Clark,president. Miss Carter, cashier,'section members of the boaid. MissLang, section Cl, Miss Nelson, sec-tion 121: JUss Nolte. section 161;Mr. Wise, section 171; M"i. VanHorn, sect'on 201, Mr. Ball, section811; Mr. section 371.Mr. Unslinn. section Ml, Mr All-ar- d,

section 22; Mr. Farmer, section72; Mr. Chissell. section 10.!; Mi.Hvans, section 1.5J. Mr. Noonan. sec-tion 212, Miss neid, sect'on 232; Mr.

section SJ2, Mr. Toubei.section 312; Mr. soctlon45J; Miss Graham, section S52; Mr.Pons, section 9J2, Mr. Oscar, sec-tion 111; cMr. qass. section 303; Mr.Hucklev, section 703, Miss Heard,section 7S3; Miss Kotz, section 31;Mr. section 44; MrHlchter, section SI; Mr Hleber, sec-tion 2Dt. Mr. section 431;Mr. Rogers, section 514; Miss Hall,section 634; Mr. Curtis, section 564;Miss Gibson, section 445; Mr. Que-sad- a,

section 50; Mr. Walden, sec-tion ?Qi; Miss section157; Miss Blron, section IIS; Mr.Horning, section 6JS; Mr. riahertj.section 492, Mr. section93, and Mr. Toubes, section S01.

The Western and Tech I.lfo wereIssued recentlj', and tho next num-ber of tho Hovlew, of Central, busgone to the press.

"A Thorn Amorvg P.oses" was pre-sented bv the Dramaticof Eastern on In thoschool assornblj hall

A special practice foi the indoormeet net 1 Md iv w cs held hi thoCentral Hrls yesterdaj in Epiphany

An programof games and exhibition gjmnas icsis he'ng ai ranged

If theie Is n question ns to whitout-do- spoil " oiild benefit thehigh school kIiN In t'n spi innanbeij' .should bo mwn a clinuie mprove its wenth Though thiJ spoit

the back, develops the

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27,

THE TIMES DAILY MAGAZINE PAGEEfficiency Sole Test For New Spring Hats May Be Just a Little Odd, Music From an Electric

Teachers, Not Marriage, But You'll Get Used to Them After a While Sir&n Exercises Bones ofDeclares School Ear and Carries Disease

.'olm Finley Solves Problem Long Agitating York

Educators Common Sense Applied Schools

Meeting Conditions.

WINIFRED BLACK.

anything

Dn. education,

dischargedclep'irtmcnt

lncfllclcnt, discharge

depailnicnt's

teachera,''

undcisfincl

"unmarried

Impossible.

DAILY EDITORIALFor Women Readers

Twilight Association.

Till: Association,renaissance

scopolomiiH)

profession

unklndncss,

inteiestlnc Inter-scholast- ic

postponed

enter-tainment

maikbwumcu.

marksman'senthusiastic

themsolves.

xptembcr.

comfoitablp

everybody wonderingsomebody

department?

nrtlthmeticefficiency

department,

depaitmentwhatsoever.

stenographers?dressmakers?

sensibility,Rrcetlngs!

construc-tive,

Association

underestimated humanity.

Important

Washing-ton

iHuckingham,

Crawford,Patterson,

Patterson,Culveiwell,

l"r!ertrlcks,

Covington,

AssociationWednesdaj

gvmnasium inteictlng

strengthens

THE TIMES. 1015.

f 7&s.-4- l 1

-- peekaboo f ' gr2w M xrVv v

HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE

WASHINGTON

Head

Woman Who Tried Themi

On Is Inclined To Be Mor-

bid, But They May Not Be

So "Stunning" Later.

By A WOMAN.' Vow that's not bad "' New i mind, votl'lf soon pet used

to them'"That s the unw thev talU about

those new hats, the clerks, 1 meanSame line of talk everv spring andfall, same terrible Insinuation hackof It. IJvery woman who reads thisknows that I speak the truth Thatis vilij 1 have gone out cotlv, haverun the gantlet and,In the hope of helping other women,"get used to them." nm going togive my valuable experience to myreaders free, absolutely free.

You know how It Is, cute little hats,enticing little hats, clever little,adorable fascinating little hats,I'NTII. YOU HAVi: T Wi:.RTHi:M. Thev lure women into thostores, and up to the cleiks. andthen to the mlrrois Yihi know whathappens. You blush and squlim, and

arms, and Improves posture, it hasthe advantage of not being verystrenuous, for even a comparativelydelicate girl may indulge in thisform of exercise with a light bow.The cost of the outfit Is slight anda stretch of level ground is tho onlygreen that Is needed Girls who havebeen having rifle practice during thowinter should be able to do well atthis sport.

"Bulletin Xumber C" mav an-nounce1 another- - Central track vlc-toi- v

if tho relay team does as wellat the Georgetown inept as It didlast Saturdaj-- . The strongest team

Grade SchoolThlrtv mothers have been enrolled

as members of a class In cookingto be conducted under the auspicesof tho Monroe Parent Teacher Asso-ciation The first meeting was heldat Wilson Normal School on Wed-nesday. Eleven more lectures willbe given in the com so by .Miss Jen-nie Wilkinson, of the domesticscience department of the publicschools.

In order to, overcome tho difficul-ties of tho law prohibiting schoolchildren to sell tlckots or to solicitmoney, tho Parents' Eeaguo ofHenry Cooke .School Is to assist thorhlldien In pajing for a cabinet re-cently put chased for the principal.

n entertainment is being plannedb the association to lalse thenecessary nronej'.

A report of tho work foi tho pastvear was presented at a recentineetlmr of the Edmonds Mothers'Club Athletic equipment has beondonated to the pupils of the schoolby this organization, and the teach-ei- s'

loom his been beautified bv cur-tains and burlip wull coverings

Oflln'ls foi the ve.li wile i ( tedas loilows I'lesident, Mrs J NSaunders, vice president, ilrs. Von

AMDVICTORN

KTCKEN37tVE

shoot a side glance at the clerk to"oc w hethei or not slu- - Is laughingThen ou babble nn accompanimentto her words, ' That s not bad, ouiniiHt get used to tliPtn," bv s.ivlnc,' SutpIv I will, surelv-- " but vonmumble the rut because in vouimind ou aie saj Ing over and oveiagain, ' I dldn l know that I wusas homelj as this," .,, jUHt whenvoii have hi a' rd vourself for the)hoc k oii si o anothet woman look-ing at jou, too her turn awav, andhide u grin, and then vou Jerk offthe hat and but what Is to Ip gain-ed bv telline what pvpiv womanhas undergone herRclf '

Hark to the storj of the plainwoman, the cartoonist and the newshapes

Crowds of Women.Women crowded the estibllshmenl

which we, the cartoonist and my-self, choose to Infest. Thpy sat onlittlp rh ilrs in front of mlirors anillooked at themselves and one an-other and forever on eveij' face,there could be seen a crln Not asmile, nor a, wan pleasant look, buta grin. At least they might havelooked wan at themselves In thomirror, perhaps they did, but thelooks which they gave one anotherwere Just plain grins.

Who said women didn't have asense of humor'

Wliv when I tried on the sub-marine hat. even the salesgirls up

NOTESpossible is being put into the race

The announcement of the begin-ning of the baseball season will boas welcome to tho high school girlsas to the bojs. No matter how littlethey m.iv understand the game, noono can show that they make it anyexcuse for falling to attend thogames.

The program for the "Appreciationof Nineteenth Century English"Writeis" to be presented at Centralnext Tuesday, has been completed.The English classes will have chargeof tho various numbers.

.

Roberts; secrotarj. Mrs J. T. 'Thomas- - treasurei, Mrs J. Shannon,and delegate to tho Mothers' Con-gress. Mis k. M. Haylj .

Tho Boys' Club of Monroe Schoolwas In charge of an entertainmentfor theli school playground lastEildav at Wilson Normal SchoolNumbers on the piogram were apaiody on "Hamlet" entitled "A Seaof Trouble," the ilng and casketscenes from "The Merchant ofVorilco," monologues by "Ton-- , theBarber.'1 and a dialogue on tho par-cel post.

The bcivs' team of Chew ChasoPc hool lovt its game with the:eon,"towii Juiiioi Pieps on

bv a 24 to '.0 scoie Cu.sh-ina- n.

ndriHou, Pittleis, Graham,and Haibaud weie the members ofthe CIihvv chase team Ciishnian,phi j lug light forward, was the st.ufo. ihe losers, but Andeison mad"inoie goals

Contests fm 'old and sllvei inednholfpied b t). v c p rj forin eler tarnation will be bell

be m hool ihildicii of Hiookbiud atthe ,M Hindi I I linn li Tenth uinlK.miiipv Mix noithcasl ilexTuctiJuj e'e-nim- , at i o'clock

Activities

A tanw5 view

WalkingHAT.

U&

CM IT,

in the shirtwaist department heardthe giggles ind edged down to sppme When tin otliPi ( ustomers sawhip so biave and fearlpss, tbpj tooIk gan tivlugon, and I dldn t fcH -- olotiPsoniP

I am not an uub woman, neitheram I a beuitlful one l nm ratherlung and thin of face, small andhave1 been known at times to lookcharming wen glasses, wlun thehats allow, and am couimoiilvknown as the 'intelligent looking'tvpe

In fact am an aveiagp woman.latliPi eonsei vatlve, and It is nnlvm intenxi compassion foi otliPiwomen like mi si If which allows meto levial the honors of the urde.ilIhiough which I have reientlvpassed, in the- - hope thtt it mil) aidthem In their inevitable choke.

Have vou a small head''It jou haven't vou should have,

for the crowns of the huts aresmall, and it takes a head of thepioportlons of a pi unit to i nti r our

I lilts sit on the beadHats sit on the 1ip,u1 at nn angleHats sit on the head nt an angle

and have stieumeis behindThree Main Points.

These are tho three rnuin pointsnbout hats for spring Eollovv themcloselj-- , and jou will have no trouble

t all In being In tlint peculiar statpbetween happiness and unhapplncssknown vaguely as "stjle"

On the other hand, if the hat sit-ting on the head makes vou horrlbhconscious of Its existence, If the hatat an agio makes jou feel like atough, and look as if jou had Justemerged from n light, and if the haton the head at an ugle WITHhTKEAMHKS BEHIND, makes lifeutterlj' miserable for vou, rnerelj' eloas jou pie isc and be out of stvle butcomfoi table.

With the kindness which wardersshow to a condemned man, theclerks received me. offered me achair, and made things comfortablefor tho cartoonist Thev did notpenetrate his disguise as an ordinarygentleman, and so concentrated theirattention on me.

Perhaps I was a bad subject. I in-

sist that I am onlv normalBut thev began with the "chic lit-

tle hit with the feather"What a dear It was, black straw,

polk shape In front, and raring upstraight at the hack with a long Im-posing feather piercing the atmos-phere several feet above' It hadpossibilities. I warmed toward itTho clerk twirled it on her hand Itflew around like a big black birdand I said, "Trv it on me" It wasnot so bad 1 might get used to it.and while the blush of shame dvedmy cheeks, the cartoonist cartoonedThat was the hat which sat on thehead

Then thev .brought the peo''i-bo- o

vision. It was, perhaps Jt still it, X

don t know and I don't mie. madeof Gporgette cipjip, and could beseen through, like a flattering re-mark or a curtain

It Was a Stunner.It was of sailor shape, and tho

brim wiggled, flimsy, farming. Onthe crown where tho college boywould wind a noisy band, were cud-dled soft ciushed roses, nestling sideby side, and discreetly clled b theGeoigetto crepe. It was a stunner,the Cartoonist said so.

The clerk said that It was to hepullpd clown completely over therUht eye and that th wearer was tolook through the brim Thioiighthe Geoigetto crepe. I'nseen the

CALOMEL SALIVATES

Calomel makes vou sick and vou inana daj's work. Calomel Is a nasty, dan-gerous chemical. To liven vour slug,glsh liver and bowels when constipated,headi'ihv, bilious, Ji st get a boxof harmless Casiurittf Thev work while:ve.u sleep don t gripe, sicken, ot sali-vate AdvU

All of Them Are Cute LittleHats, Enticing Little Hats,

Until You've Tried ThemOn.

pencil of the Cartoonist hoveredHlolt, the dork appronched from be-hind, .end looked ovci mi head Intothe tniiioi ".Now,' she said 1

held up mv head And she put onthe bat which s,it on the head atan angle

l.veiv vear thousands of womenpass through Just exactlj the sameeiertpnce as a worn in once hadw ho looked down to Camclot, at leastJust the reverse, for vvherens thel,4dy of hhalott tempted fate bvlooking AWAY from hei mirror, themodern woman tempts fate In thespring and fall bv looking INTO heiminor. MifTice that the transparenthat mav be. but not tor me.

The net was neat, but not gaud.'.A bandeau held It daintily up fromall contact with the hair at theback, and the front was left to to-boggan dow n mv nose. This necessi-tated the removal ot my glasses.All women wearing glasses pleasenote. The tlnj hat which is wornon the head at an nngle of, saj. S5degres, does not permit of glasses.

Besides, the removal of glassesprevents the victim from seeing theeffect of the streamers behind, which.Is well, for verllj, erlly. I say thereIs no shame, like unto tho, shame ofshe who wears for the llrst time, thehat that sits on the held, that sitson the head at an angle, that sitson the head at an angle. WITHSTREAMERS BEHIND.

Tried On Many.1 might go on forevci I think

t!rev tried on many after that oneBut I was no longer a thinkingwoman. I was in a daze 1 remem-ber a littlo about the submarine, andhow they laughed at me as I satgrinning foolishly in the perfectlylevel, oval, sparselj" decorated elong-nte- d

pancake hat. of battle-shi- p graysatin. Theie was also a polk bonnetwhich was too large for mc, and Inwhich 1 was quite lost

'I hen the Cartoonist made twoviews of me in tho Mid Victorianhat. so he called It, because It lookedlike a cake on top, had feathers Inthe front, divers other little remem-brances here and there, and threelittle funny things like tho G. A It.veterans wear on their nips hang-ing down the front of the brim. Ican't Imagine vvhv he made twosketches of that. Perhaps you can

'1 he re weie others, he got them all,but I don't quite lemeinhei. Therewas much more satin than straw,and the colcns weie miusualh quiet.Hut lust look at the thing jourself.The I'.utoonlst is n truthful manAll people who exaggeiate are Don'tlook at the lashlou books to chooseu new hat. don't choose Just thehats, for I've run the gantlet forjou, and J on enn see for j ourselvesPlain Women all, how jou are leallygoing to look in them!

HORRIBLE DEATHSFrom this deadlv poison

continue to Imreafc

Tyree's Antiseptic PowderHan nevrr polonrd ner killed in' onTied for tlip njnir purii" In in'dlchie unala BUra death. Thr ollior In awre cuie

;.c oCc. Jl CO ai all di ue More-- III fic-wo-

J. S. TYREE, CHEMIST, INC.,WASiUMiTON. a. G.

By DR. LEONARD KEENE HIRSHBERG.iCopyrliht. ltlE by Newspaper reatur Btrvt ee. Inc.)

HE human epr la not a Jot or tittle In

T different from other things aliveor still. If a minor disorder ofthat delicate portion of tho car

between the outer and the innermoststructures of the canal the middle ear-beco- mes or

Irritated and la neglected, se-rious afflictions ot hearing many ensue.

When Hercules pauses from hfs tasks,lack of practice soon begins to tell; akliland power begin to deteriorate. Simil-arly, f by some mischance joui hearingIs bloc ked for a brief interval, seriousdamage may follow. The textiles ofaudition, too, If InsufllPlently ex-ercised, degenerate; deafness grow aupon Its own defects Like a snowballon the loll, hearing once lessened waxesworse and wors What whs at llratonly an awkwardly understood sentenceIs in time totally unheard.

KxerciHing the Ear Bones.Dr. Ecstcr Mcid Hubbj, of New York,

has wlselv emphasized this truth In anovel method of first aid to the eai.Thp Instant any 'arietj of par ailmentlowers the auditory capacity or othei-wls- e

niters tho acutenesh of hearing, asiren-llk- p arrangement of musical scuIpsfor medium, low, and nign ranges oi mehuman volte Is npplled to the phi.

When wp heat music, noires, soundsof anv kind. ,t Is the outcome of vlbru- -

tirns or waves In the atmosphere. TIipsp.reach and strlkp the drum, mid in turnvibrate the three little bones or ossicles,nuscles and strings Ih1i1iic1 the drumwithin the depth of the ear tavernThus the pur Is constantly CXPrcWpd.even 111 Bleep, for therp Is no such thingor earth as absolute silence.

When Illness strikes those dclltatestructures thev lose their elastlcitv amiipslliencv. TIip blood that nourishesthem even recedes In olutro. Trouble,npathv. atrophj and dbuse follow oneupon the other I'nless something Isdone to kpep them going permanent mis-chief engrafts itelf upon the pirts.

s.nv Instrument which will causevibrations, such as a grnpho-phon- e

with an ear piece or the .lirti-llkp

electrophone will prevent absent eni elm nprpss.irv exercise bv loweiingor talslng the register, alteration of theitimbre, and othpr adjustments to iiippItho Individual needs

The pIpvpii octaves within the rangeof the human ear manv other anlm ils j..llinn man ih-k- i uuiri voalwavs needed, but the five octaves used 1

Peter's Adventures inMatrimony

By LEONA

WHAT NAT REED THOUGHT.AT REED slipped over Into the

cluili beside me and for aN mlnutp or so we watched thedancing in silence.

"Vou know," I said suddenlj, "In mjtown such a thing as this would be Im- -

iusMui-.i- .n .m.h"' -"What ao jou mean? Inquired Reed .

caielesslv .

Whj,' said I. a "place where menand women mav go together and drink-th- at

would horrify my home town

Heed laughed"We're so used to it, ' he said, "that

we never but un ejclash Women aredrinking more and more or perhapsI'd better saj more women are drinking.Isn't It true?"

"Before I came here," 1 answered. "Iwould have said no. but after glancingover this hotel dining room, which isprooaDiy typical oi a i " """7,1imc,-i-a-

. i in .;.... i l" .' ,'- - " '"!,'... ,, ,, '

IIS ( UCi PUIll ll'cu, a - i, .venouch to be sure Just look over thisloom. Everj woman here, with the pos-sible exception of a dozen or so. haveliquor glasses of one kind or anotherbefore them, and tho place Is highlyrespectable and the crowd of the bestThere's a woman drinking creme dementhe, and there's another drinkingaorlcot brand j. Oh. Lord, I'd have tobe a rummy catalogue to name them I

all."And gray hair or gold." I suggested,

The New ChanticleerHerald of the rlsng sun,Chanticleer, vour dajs arc done'No more jour shrill, staccato hornAwakes the morn.How inanj i dawn didst thou acclaimUntil the radiator came!

Now thiough the pipes ere ,iise ofsun

I hear the thundeilng matin f,un,I hear the hammers of the heatReveille beat;And wish the while the cannon roarThat palsy take the Janitor.

Once when jour clarion sounded nishI knew the dav was In the skj,That with his golden brimming cupThe sun was up,That birds and bees, that buss and

breezeWere all cavorting through the treej.

Gone is the poetrj for aje'The radiator sings no dav

on the grajing hillsWhile skylark trillsIt says that In the basement Ole,The Jantor, Is shoveling coal

Samuel Hoffenstein, In the Sun.

For Skins Affectedby Winds and Weather(From The Woman Beautiful)

This Is the season when she whowould have a spotless, Illy-whit- e, sntlnjcomplexion should turn her thoughtsto mercollzed wax, the firm friend ofthe tv inter girl Noth'ng so effectuallvovei comes the despoiling effects ofpiercing winds and biting cold tempera-tures The wax llteiallv absorbs thechapped, leddened or coarsened cuticle,brlng'ng forth a brand new skin, clear,soft and glrllshlv beautiful It also

the pores removing blackheadsand increasing the skin's breathing ca-pacity. An ounce of ineercollzed wax.,obtainable at anv drug store, appl ednlghtlv like cold cream, and washed offmornings, will giadually Inipiove thewen st complexion

who coddles herself all eiuj in anoverheited house nnd finds hei skinflushed and flabby as a consequence,can qulcklv freshen up for the eveningbv tu.t bathing her face 'n a lotionmvle b ; all ounce of now --

dPiPd siMilite In a half pint wit hhnel Shell find this most lefiesh-in- g

It smooths nut flue lines anddraws in Lbs saggy tisaue. Adv I.

conversation arc desirable for thalestoration of acute audition.

Dr. Hubby, aa well aa Dr. Ztind--Berguct, found that by runnln up anddown tho acalca with this electric lrnthe sonorous vibrations cured one-thi- rd

thoso with head nolsea, rlnctnssounds, and other stcam-llk- o disturb-ances In tho car.

Improving Normal Hearing;.Each note la produced for only a,

fraction of a second, and each note ofall the scales la reached twice for eachear. Tho treatment Is completed bymechanical massage and vibration be-hind, around, and near tho ear. Thahounds from tho siren or graphophonenlust not cause any prickling sensation,any less hearing or any nolsea In thaear. g.

The hearing mustTjp carefully retaet-e- dafter fifteen, thirty, and fifty of

such treatments. Two n day aro neces-sary lor obstinate conditions. Sixmonths are allowed to elapse before Asecond series of fifty such treatmentsare tried.

Dr. Ilubjjy discovered that thismethod Improves the normal hearing ofhealthful persona at least 30 per cent.Moreover, this Improvement lasts aev-ei- al

dava after onp treatment. OtherImportant results achieved with thlelectrophone Invented bj' Dr. Zund-ltuigii- pt

was the rapid lipaling of pcr-foiat- pd

drums, thp drj-in- s up ofear discharges, tho range of somo earsMpatly extended, nnd earaches rapidlylellcved

NOTICE!On Sunday, February 28,

a half page of Queriesanswered by Dr. Hirsh-ber- g

will appear in thispaper. Look for yourquestion on that day.

DALRYMPLE.

"doesn't seem to make much differ-ence "

"It's a fact," nodded Reed. "Mjrgrandmother saj-- s In her day j'ou couldtake a census of drinking women re-spectable women she meant and notspoil more than one sheet on it. Thatwas the clay when the women retiredfrom the dining room when the dtlnkaweie served Now jour mother and'your aunts and jour, cousins and your

,Ht ,, h A cocku,,, beforft dln.near as a matter of course, women adubs, a luncheon of girls there's cock-tails and wine luat as surely aa you'llfind It at brother's stag party. Andthe men are drinking more."

"It's a Queer Life.""You inteiest me exceedingly," I said,

"foi vou know this sort of thins byheart."

"Know it," he Enortcd, "I live It nightaftei night and I get so sick of it I dlike to go West and nve on a ranch.Believe me. If I mnnj and have kidsIf 1 can find a girl In this town who'dfulfill that function of her sex wllllnglv

those kids will erow up far away fromthe liclits of Broadwaj. I'll not havemy daughters apiim tho women of thestreets, and I'm not going to have myson stagger down Broadway when theyought to be In rompers, buying cham-pagne for a ciowd of Manhattanleeches and think he's positlvel thebiggest thine in the universe. Oh," hoadded bitter lv. ' I've leen through It all.n yo won,irr (, (is(;usted

How old are jou' I asked, thun- -dersti uck bv his sudden moodiness.

' Twentv-foui,- " he said 'Thiee jearsout of college and a post-gradua- inthe college of Broadwaj-- . I've benthrough cverj phase of It"

"Twenty-foui?- " l echoed and helaughed

"Twe ntv-foui- ." he said, "In this townis equivalent to fortv-fou- i In v oui townWe begin to touch the high-spot- s vounand we manage to concentrate a greatmanv kinds of experience. It isn't tlmwholesome kind of expeilence thatkeeps vou fniily voung. either Its thekind that makes jou feel old nnd tired "

"Whj- - don't jou chucK It alt'.'" I in-quired

"Don't know what elst to do." he saidshrugging "All the men I know havoJust one Idea of a good time. It mustbe alcoholic And the girls like Joanlauch von out of It if jou talk of awater-wago- n existence. It's a queerold life."

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