Presents:The Top 10 Signs Your Website

Can Give a Dyson a Run for the Money

(aka…your website sucks)

Your ex is more

responsive than your website

The only traffic you see regularly

is on the morning drive

Your bounce rate is higher than…

A hipster in Amsterdam

Your 90-year-old grandmother

gets up the stairs faster than your website

loads

You’d rather show someone your passport photo than your

Home Page

You’re pretty sure a cow has a better brand than yours

A nun at a Wiccan convention gets more conversions than your website.

Your neighbour gets more hits posting pictures of her stamp collection

The leads from your site are colder than a penguins…

Toes (what did you think we were going to say?!?!?)

The solution you offer is about as clear as the answer to:

A train left Toronto going 100km per hour….

We are the answerI want a website that doesn’t suck!

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