Things That Are AWESOME!!

From: The Book of (Even More) AWESOME by Neil Pasricha

Letting go of the gas pump perfectly so you

end on an even number.

AWESOME!!

When a baby falls asleep on you.

AWESOME!!

When your pet notices you’re in a bad mood and comes to see you.

AWESOME!!

Pulling a weed and getting the roots with it.

AWESOME!!

When your windshield wipers match the beat of the song

you’re listening to.

AWESOME!!

When the person you’re meeting is even later

than you are.

AWESOME!!

That person who helps you out/in that tight

parking spot.

AWESOME!!

Coming back to your own bed after a trip.

AWESOME!!

Sneaking cheaper candy into the theatre.

AWESOME!!

Stomping dry crunchy leaves on the sidewalk.

AWESOME!!

Finally getting that tiny piece of popcorn out of

your teeth.

AWESOME!!

Correctly guessing if the door is Push or Pull.

AWESOME!!

When you learn a new word and start hearing it

everywhere.

AWESOME!!

When the dog’s really excited you’re back

home.

AWESOME!!

Watching cream go into coffee.

AWESOME!!

Finding something you lost when you already gave

up looking for it.

AWESOME!!

Picking the fastest-moving line at the grocery store.

AWESOME!!

Finding a prime parking spot at the mall during

the holidays.

AWESOME!!

Getting through right away when you call a big

company.

AWESOME!!

Eating the last piece of anything.

AWESOME!!

Putting on your most flattering pair of pants.

AWESOME!!

Getting a stuck ball out of a tree by using another

ball.

AWESOME!!

The moment on vacation when you forget what

day it is.

AWESOME!!

When the houseguest leaves.

AWESOME!!

When you know someone well enough to go in their

fridge without asking.

AWESOME!!

Waking up to the smell of bacon.

AWESOME!!

Finally peeing after holding it forever.

AWESOME!!

When you get the scissors at that perfect angle where it

slices through wrapping paper.

AWESOME!!

Looking at how much dirt came off something you

cleaned.

AWESOME!!

Changing the channel during a commercial break and

flipping back just as the show comes on.

AWESOME!!

Typing in your username and password at the

speed of light.

AWESOME!!

The sound of barely frozen puddles cracking when

you step on them.

AWESOME!!

Using any item within reach to get the remote so you

don’t have to move.

AWESOME!!

Kicking the frozen slush off your mudflaps.

AWESOME!!

The sound of steaks hitting hot grill.

AWESOME!!

When you open a book to exactly the page you

were looking for.

AWESOME!!

Eating anything from your own garden.

AWESOME!!

When you pour a fizzy drink and the bubbles go to the top

of the glass but not over.

AWESOME!!

When someone saves you a seat without asking.

AWESOME!!

You worked out yesterday (so you can take a break today).

AWESOME!!

Correctly guessing the actor voicing the animated

character.

AWESOME!!

Reuniting a sock with its once-lost sibling.

AWESOME!!

When you’re washing your car and its hose time!

AWESOME!!

When a stranger offers to take a picture so you are all

in the picture.

AWESOME!!

Vacuuming a dirty carpet and hearing all those tiny rocks

go through the hose.

AWESOME!!

Taking a break from shaving.

AWESOME!!

Picking things up with your feet.

AWESOME!!

When you go out to lunch and come back to a way

better parking spot.

AWESOME!!

Passing under a bridge when its pouring rain.

AWESOME!!

Finding money in your spring jacket pocket.

AWESOME!!