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When I was a boy, I was told anybodycould become President. I am beginningto believe it.
Clarence Darrow
We can throw stones, complain about them, stumbleon them, climb over them, or build with them.
William Arthur Ward
Focus on the journey, not the destination.Joy is found not in finishing an activity but
in doing it.
Greg Anderson
Is sloppiness inspeech caused byignorance orapathy?
I don't know andI don't care.
William Safire
A suicide helpline is where theytalk to you until you don’t feellike killing yourself. Exactly theopposite of telemarketing.
Dana Snow
How much easier it is to be critical than becorrect.
Benjamin Disraeli
Stay Hungry.Stay Foolish.
A year from now you may wishyou had started today.
Karen Lamb
The real problem is notwhether machines think butwhether men do!
BF Skinner
The best way to teach peopleis by telling a story.
Kenneth Blanchard
Keep away from people who try tobelittle your ambitions. Small peoplealways do that, but the really greatmake you feel that you, too, can
become great.
Mark Twain
Flatter me, and I may not believe you.Criticize me, and I may not like you.Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.Encourage me, and I will not forget you.Love me and I may be forced to love you.
William Arthur Ward
.In theory there is no differencebetween theory and practice.
In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
My wife and I were happyfor 20 years and then wemet.
Rodney Dangerfield
The American people love HomeShopping Network because it is
commercial free.
Will Durst
Education is not the fillingof a bucket, but the lightingof a fire.
W. B. Yeats
You have a brain like Einstein's –dead since 1955.
Gene Perret
If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.
If I were your husband, I’d drink it.
Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill
The word duck is 75% obscene.
Lenny Bruce
Marge: You know, Homer,it is very easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too
My favourite machinein the gym is thevending machine.
Caroline Rhea
The mark of a true MBA is thathe is often wrong but seldomin doubt.
Robert Buzzell
David Bissonnette
My wife had a go at me lastnight. She said, “You'll drive meto my grave.”I had the car out in thirtyseconds.
Common etiquette says not totalk about politics, sex, religion,or money. But these are theonly things interesting enough
to discuss!
Bumper Sticker
An Applea day keeps Windows away
The difference betweengenius and stupidity isthat genius has itslimits.
Is it good if a vacuumreally sucks?
Anon
Never judge a book byits movie.
JW Eagan
Four steps to achievement:Plan purposefully.Prepare prayerfully.Proceed positively.Pursue persistently.
William Arthur Ward
I've been in love with the samewoman for forty-one years. If mywife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
The person who knows tolaugh at himself will nevercease to be amused.
Russ Dudley
Be nice to people on your way upbecause you meet them on your waydown.
Jimmy Durante
Never spend your money before youhave it.
Thomas Jefferson
People who read thetabloids deserve to be liedto.
The secret of teaching is to appear to haveknown all your life what you learned thisafternoon...