DRAMA

FRIDAY 13 SEPTEMBER 7.30pmMUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGThe world’s first cycling theatre company, The HandleBards, pedal from venue to venue with all the set, props and costume necessary to perform environmentally sustainable Shakespeare. £15, under 16s FREE with each ticket

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TUESDAY 8 OCTOBER 8pmTHE IMMIGRANTA hilarious and heartwarming slapstick comedy inspired by Charlie Chaplin’s original. £13.50 conc. £11.50

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THURSDAY 10 OCTOBER 8pmA STATE OF MINDA State of Mind is a one-woman verbatim piece about mental health. Have you ever thought you might be a bit wonky? Billie has! £13.50 Concs £11.50

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SUNDAY 13 OCTOBER 8pmSQUARE GOby Kieran Hurley and Gary McNair A raucous, hilarious play about playground violence, myths of masculinity and the decision to step up or run. £13.50

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THURSDAY 17 OCTOBER 8pmTHE HITWith creative team members from War Horse, The Hit is Breaking Bad meets Samuel Beckett with puppetry designed to blow your mind. £13 conc. £11

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TUESDAY 26 NOVEMBER 8pmENTER THE DRAGONSAn archetypal Hero is reframed as a mature woman in the modern world. Gripped with fear at her advancing years, she sets off on an epic quest to defeat Chronos, the god of time, and halt the inevitable ageing. Will she succeed? £14

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SATURDAY 19 OCTOBER 2pmJAY FOREMAN’S DISGUSTING SONGS FOR REVOLTING CHILDREN The multi award-winning musical comedian is back with charmingly sickable songs, stories and poems. £12 Adults, £10 Child, £8 Grand

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WEDNESDAY 23 OCTOBER 2pmARTHUR’S DREAMBOATBased on the book by Polly DunbarIt. £12 Child, £10 Adult, £8 Grand

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SATURDAY 2 NOVEMBER 2pmCARD NINJARiotous fun and a sweep of high-flying card tricks can only mean one thing; Javier Jarquin, otherwise branded as Card Ninja, is back in town. £12 Child, £10 Adult, £8 Grand

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Check out our website for full Comedy Club line-ups for the

following dates:

TICKETS: £10.50 OR

£16 WITH CURRY

THURSDAYS IN THE STUDIO

“Kent’s most talked about Comedy Club”

COMEDY

WEDNESDAY 9 OCTOBER 8pmPLATFORMA COMEDY NIGHTEver wanted a chance to get up and stand up behind the mic? Now is your chance. £5

WEDNESDAY 7 NOVEMBERR 8pmSUZI RUFFELLSuzi has made a name for herself by turning tragedy and anxiety into big laughs. £16.50 conc. £14.50

SUNDAY 3 NOVEMBER 7.30pmHANCOCK AND COCelebrating over 60 years of Hancock’s Half Hour including one Lost episode. The new show is performed in the style of a radio performance in front of a live audience. £15 conc. £13 B

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To launch our spectacular Autumn Season at the Woodville we are inviting all local performers to come and strut their stuff at the Woodville Studio.

Hosted by James M’Kay, the undisputed Sovereign of Poemland, we look forward to a great evening of all that Gravesend has to offer.

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THE PAUL GREENGRASS CINEMA GRAVESEND’S ONLY CINEMA SCREENNew Ticket Line: 01474 337 500

Online www.woodville.co.uk

@WoodvilleGravesend @the_woodville

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BOOKING INFORMATIONPURCHASE A TICKET IN PERSONMonday to Saturday 10am-2pm and two hoursbefore each show and one hour before cinema screenings. We are happy to take payment by Credit, Debit Card or Cash.BOOKING FEES A £1.50 per ticket booking fee applies, this is included in all prices that you see advertised. For all bookings made online or over the telephone a transaction fee of £2.50 will be charged. The transaction fee includes the cost of postage, handling and processing your order. Collection at box office may be required if tickets are ordered five days before a performance. CONCESSIONS Concessions apply to patrons under 16 and over 60. Concessions are not always available, this is at the promoter/production management’s discretion. Concessions must be requested at the time of purchase and cannot be changed. Proof of concession may be required.GRAND TICKETS Grand ticket rates apply to over 60’s accompanied by at least one child.CARER TICKETS We offer £1.50 carer tickets to essential carers. Unfortunately, we can’t offer this online, so please contact the box office for details. CEA card required.YOUNG CHILDREN Young Children including babes in arms must have a valid ticket. In most instances children over 24 months must be paid for although in some instances for relevant shows this limit may differ. Please advise the box office on arrival if you have booked on line and require a babes in arms ticket. Children under the age of 16 may, on occa-sion, not be permitted to attend an event without an adult. Please enquire before purchasing tickets.REFUNDS. We regret that we cannot issue refundsexcept in the case of a cancelled performance.EXCHANGING TICKETS will incur a fee of £2.50per transaction and only applies to shows withmultiple performances at the venue.LET US KNOW If you have any concerns or comments regarding your visit please ask for the Duty Manager. We regret that we may not be able to assist with problems brought to our attention after the event if we haven’t been aware prior. PRIVACY POLICYwww.woodville.co.uk/online/article/woodville-privacyTHEATRE TOKENS AND WOODVILLE GIFT VOUCHERS are available in denominations of £5, £10 and £20.ACCESS FOR ALL Woodville has space for6 wheelchairs (+1 carer) in the main auditoriumand 2 wheelchairs (+1 carer) in the StudioTheatre. We have lifts to all floors, accessible toiletsand an induction loop in the main auditorium.GETTING HERE BY ROAD Exit the A2 for the A227.Follow signs for the theatre. Nearby parking can befound in Parrock Street, two minutes walk away.PARKING IS FREE IN THE EVENING.BUSES AND TRAINS run regularly to Gravesendtown centre, five minutes walk away.FOOD AND DRINK It is not permitted to bring yourown food and drink in to our venue. Spotlites Brasserie is open daily and our Bar is open 1 hour before matinees and from 6pm on performance evenings.Please visit woodville.co.uk or ask at the box office for our full terms and conditions of sale. Details correct at time of printing, subject to change.

Every show where you see Snip hovering means that you get 10% off top price tickets.

This offer is limited to the first 50 tickets in the Auditorium and first 25 tickets in the Studio.

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10% OFF TICKETS

£9.95 per childCall General Enquiries on

01474 337 500 to discuss your party booking

We provide:

• Party invites • Pre or post film party• Children’s Meals - hot or cold• Soft drink and popcorn on arrival• Space is yours to enjoy for 1 hour pre or post film• Cinema entry for all children (Adults pay standard admission)• Free return cinema ticket for every child

CINEMA PARTIES NOW AVAILABLE!

Gravesend’s professional gallery space

The Blake Gallery offers a unique exhibition space within The Woodville in the heart of Gravesend. The gallery is available for hire. Please call to discuss your requirements on 01474 33 74 56 email: mandy.hare@gravesham.gov.uk

ENTERTAINMENT DIARY I SEPT I OCT I NOV I DEC 2019

The Woodville Bistro serving a range of dishes is open prior to shows displaying this logo

Reservations on 01474 337156 or at woodville.co.uk

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17 Aug – 15 Sept Mattisse - Drawing with Scissors30 Sept – 1 Nov Black History Exhibition4 Nov – 11 Dec Beauty and the Beast Exhibition

The Woodville Choir goes from strength to strength with a membership of over 40. They have sung at many of the recent festivals and events. Brought to us by Make A Noise this is a show tunes choir and is open to everyone who just wants to sing!

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For more information on each show visit our website www.woodville.co.uk Ticket line and Box Office: 01474 337 500

MUSIC

THURSDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 1pmLUNCH TIME CONCERT:JUDITH CHOI CASTROJudith was born in the Canary Islands and studied the violin with Anatoli Romanov. Accompanied by John Paul Ekins £6

FRIDAY 27 SEPTEMBER 7.30pmFRANKIE’S GUYSDirect from Londons West End, playing the leading role in ‘Jersey Boys’ Scott Monello is Frankie Valli in the award-winning Frankie’s Guys. With slick choreography, incredible vocals, charm and charisma, this cheeky foursome will have you ‘Beggin’ for more and cheering ‘Oh! What A Night’ in no time at all! £24.50 B W

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SUNDAY 6 OCTOBER 7.30pmNUMBER 1 ELTONSome tribute artists look like their idol, some sound like their idol but our Elton does both! Close your eyes and you won’t believe your ears, open your eyes and you won’t believe them either! £23.50 B W

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SATURDAY 12 OCTOBER 7.30pmCOMPLETE MADNESSRe-live the madness of Madness! A sensational extravaganza featuring the amazing talents of this five-piece band who will take you on a musical rollercoaster ride through the story of one of Britain’s most memorable, visual and fun bands. £21.50 B W

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THURSDAY 31 OCTOBER 1pmLUNCH TIME CONCERT:STRING DUOThe sought-after musicians, London-based violinist Lucia Veintimilla and Belgian violist Amaryllis Bartholomeus will join forces to explore the repertoire for violin and viola. £6

FRIDAY 1 NOVEMBER 8pmTHE BLOCKHEADSThe Blockheads are fronted by Derek ‘The Draw’ Hussey, and Chaz Jankel, Norman Watt-Roy, John Turnbull and Mick Gallagher still remain from the original band. £25.50

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SATURDAY 2 NOVEMBER 8pmHISTORY OF ROCKA celebration of ROCK music through the decades. A jaw dropping night transporting you through the golden ages of ROCK! £23.50 B W

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FRIDAY 8 NOVEMBER 7.30pmABBA FOREVERThe unique Abba look and sound is replicated with an incredible attention to detail as the beautiful lyrics penned by Benny and Bjorn are sung in wonderful harmony by all seven performers on stage with two outstanding Abba girls completing the line-up, adding the essential glitz and glamour to a well-polished and gently humorous show. £24.50 B W

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SATURDAY 16 NOVEMBER 8pmTHE HIJACKED HOLLIESPaying tribute to one of the 60’s and 70’s greatest vocal bands, the show features all the classic Hollies favorites including ‘Bus Stop’,‘Just One Look’,‘The Air that I Breathe’ and the smash hit ‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother’. £14

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THURSDAY 28 NOVEMBER 1pmLUNCH TIME CONCERT: THE KAPSETAKI TWINSTwin sisters Marianna and Stephanie Kapsetaki are sensational. They balance a highly successful international musical career while also excelling in science. £6

FRIDAY 29 NOVEMBER 7.30pmHOLLY AT CHRISTMASBuddy Holly and the Cricketers once again herald in the Yuletide festivities. £20, concs £18 B W

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FAMILY

SUNDAY 20 OCTOBER 2pmNICK SHARRATT’S RIGHT ROYAL DRAW ALONGJoin acclaimed children’s writer and illustrator Nick Sharratt and draw along with him! He’ll be showing you how to sketch favourite characters like Tracy Beaker and Timothy Pope, sharing ways of creating fantastic creatures like dragons and unicorns, and giving loads of top tips. And to celebrate his latest book ‘Nice Work for the Cat and the King’ everything will have a special ‘royal’ twist! Children £12, adult £10, Grand £8

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TUESDAY 22 OCTOBER 7.30pmand WEDNESDAY 27 NOVEMBER 7.30pmALL STAR WRESTLING:AMERICAN INVASIONAn all star line up of top talent from all over the world taking on the very best of British. £16 adult, £11.50 child, Family of 4 £52

MONDAY 21 OCTOBER 9am-3pmPLAY IN A DAY WORKSHOPBring your imagination, enthusiasm (and lunch!) and we’ll create an exciting piece of theatre together. Adults arrive ready for a 2.30pm show. Suitable for 7-12 year olds £20 per child £10 sibling.

DANCE

SATURDAY 19 OCTOBER 8pm70S, 80S, 90S, DISCODance the night away to the sounds of Stan Lee’s disco ‘till 1am . £9.50

COMEDY

SATURDAY 23 NOVEMBER 7.30pmRUBY WAX: HOW TO BE HUMANBased on her bestselling book, Ruby’s new show How To Be Human answers every question you’ve ever had about evolution, thoughts, emotions, the body, addictions, relationships, sex, kids, the future & compassion. £23.50 B

DINING

SUNDAY 1 SEPTEMBER 3pmANDRE RIEU LIVE FROM MAASTRICHT 2019André Rieu’s annual hometown Maastricht concerts attract fans from all corners of the globe. The medieval town square is transformed into a spectacular backdrop for unforgettable concerts fi lled with humour, fun and emotion for all ages – and, of course, magnificent music. £13

TUESDAY 10 SEPTEMBER 7.30pmMARGARET ATWOOD On Tuesday, September 10th, the wait is over….The Testaments, Margaret Atwood’s highly anticipated sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale, is revealed. The momentous literary event will be celebrated with an exclusive live cinema broadcast, as Fane Productions present an evening with the Canadian novelist, poet, literary critic and inventor. £13

THURSDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 7pmNT LIVE ENCORE: ONE MAN, TWO GUV’NORSFeaturing a Tony Award-winning performance from host of the The Late Late Show, James Corden, the hilarious West End and Broadway hit One Man, Two Guvnors returns to cinemas to mark National Theatre Live’s 10th birthday. £13

WEDNESDAY 16 OCTOBER 8pmBILLY CONNOLLY LIVE IN CINEMASHailed as the UK’s most influential comedian of all time, legendary Scot Billy Connolly is coming to cinemas with this brilliant show from his final stand-up tour. Screening as a special one-night-only event, Connolly will also muse upon his career, life and legacy in a deeply personal interview filmed exclusively for cinema audiences. £13

WED 30 OCTOBER 7pmNT LIVE ENCORE: A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM‘The course of true love never did run smooth.’ Shakespeare’s most famous romantic comedy will be captured live from the Bridge Theatre in London. £13

SUNDAY 24 NOVEMBER 7pmNT LIVE ENCORE: HANSARDSee two-time Olivier Award winners, Lindsay Duncan (Birdman, About Time) and Alex Jennings (The Lady in the Van, The Queen), in this brand-new play by Simon Wood, broadcast live from the National Theatre in London. £13

Supporting The Woodville

LIVE SCREENINGS

9 DecemberTHE KENT ROOM12.00 to 2pm

2 COURSE CHRISTMAS LUNCH Reservations required on 01474 337 156. TICKETS: £19.50

MAIN AUDITORIUM

11-24 December

Rox has always wanted to be an Elf and ride in Santa’s sleigh.

As Christmas gets closer and closer, come and join

her adventures to make her dream

come true!

Children £12, Adults £10,

Grand Tickets £8

MEET AND GREET WITH SANTA + PRESENT FOR

EVERY CHILD