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Was it a coincidence? Interesting coincidences from around the world. A great story about a ghost ship covered in ice.

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• Ricky Shipman went swimming off a beach in North Carolina in 1972, and lost the wallet out of the pocket of his swimming suit. Eleven years lat-er a man named Gause gutted a mackerel which had been caught by a friend of his off the coast of North Carolina. Inside the fish was Shipman’s drivers license, still intact. Gause returned Ship-man’s license.

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another film plate to photograph her new baby daughter. When it was developed, she found it was a double exposure. The picture underneath was that of her small son. Somehow the plate had become mixed in with a pile of undeveloped film.

• In 1971, Mrs. Willard Lovell of Berkeley, Califor-nia, accidentally locked herself out of the house. She spent 10 minutes trying to find a way in, when the postman arrived with a letter from her brother. He had been staying with her a few weeks earlier, and the letter contained a spare key to the house, which he had borrowed and forgotten to return.

• It was a hot evening in June in El Paso, Texas when patrolman Allen Falby accidentally crashed his motorcycle into a speeding truck. Businessman Alfred Smith witnessed the accident and was the first person on the scene. Falby lay bleeding to death from a severed artery in his leg. Quickly, Smith removed his tie and fashioned an effective tourniquet from it. When the ambulance crew arrived, they credited Smith with saving Falby’s life. Falby eventually recovered, and returned to police work. Five years later, he reported to an accident scene along Highway 80. A car had smashed into a tree, and the driver was bleeding to death from a severed artery in his leg. Falby pulled the man from the car and applied a tourniquet. While trying to make the man more comfortable, he suddenly recognized the victim. It was Alfred Smith, the same man who had saved his own life five years earlier. “One good tourni-quet deserves another,” quipped Falby.

• Brenda Rawson became engaged to Christopher Firth in 1961, and he gave her a nice diamond ring. She was heartbroken when she lost the ring while on vacation in Lancashire, England. In 1979 she was talking with her husbands’ cousin, John. They were discussing metal detectors when John mentioned that 18 years earlier, one of his kids had discovered a diamond ring near Lancashire. It was her ring.

• A farmer’s wife in West Germany lost her wedding ring in a potato field. Forty years later, she found it again- inside a potato grown in that field.

• Actor Anthony Hopkins was looking for a book called The Girl from Petrovka by George Feifer because he was playing a part in a movie being made from the book. He looked all over London for a copy but couldn’t find one. Later he was wait-ing in a subway station when he noticed some-one had left a book behind on a bench. Picking it up, Hopkins found it was The Girl from Petro-vka. Two years later Hopkins was filming another movie when he was visited on the set by author George Feifer. Feifer complained that he no long had even a single copy of his own book because he loaned his final copy to a friend who lost it in

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London, adding it was particularly annoying be-cause he had written notes in the margins. Hop-kins, incredulous, handed Feifer the copy he had found. It was the self same book.

• Christina Cort lived in Salvador, Brazil in 1966 when an out-of-control truck crashed into her house. In 1989, she was still living in the same house when once again, an out-of-control truck crashed into it. It was the same truck driver who had barreled into her home 23 years earlier.

• Gosselin Delius of Brussels, Belgium was caught in a storm while sailing a yacht off the coast of England in 1988. His glasses fell overboard. Several weeks later he was reading a newspaper when he saw an article stating that Yan Gazelle of Belgium had caught a 13-pound monkfish, and found a pair of glasses inside it when he gutted it. The glasses, identified by their serial number,

belonged to Delius. They were bent but usable.• Otto Lewis, a lobsterman in Maine, lost his glasses when they fell over-board in the Atlantic. A few days later, a friend who was also a lobsterman returned them to him. He had found them in a lobster trap. • Beatrice Lillie, famed British ac-tress, was appearing in a stage play called “This Year of Grace” in Ontario. During a matinee, the entire cast was

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• E.G. Steele of Weybridge, England, served in WWI. He was tried and punished for striking an officer. His punishment was to be tied to a gun-wheel for one hour at sundown. Next to his camp was an Australian brigade who passed through their camp each evening to get to a nearby town. Several Australian men discovered Steele tied up, and decided it was ridiculous to tie a man up. One of them stepped forward to cut Steele loose. Steele noticed the man had two missing fingers on his left hand. A decade later, Steele was riding the New York subway when a man sat down next to him and they began to chat. Hearing his Austral-ian accent, Steele began to tell him of his rescue in the war. The Australian interrupted, finished the story for him, and held up his left hand- which was missing two fingers. It was the same man.

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rekindle it again but without suc-cess. He has handed the steel and flint to the mate. The master’s son died this morning and his wife says she no longer feels the terrible cold. The rest of us seem to have no relief from the agony.” The location given in the logbook in the final entry was north of Point Barrow, Alaska. The cap-tain of the Octavius had decided to look for the yet undiscovered Northwest Passage through the Arctic instead of sailing home all the way around South America. The ship, locked in the ice, sailed on even after the demise of the

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• If you dread trying (and too often failing) to pair up socks on laundry day, you’ll be glad to know that your anguish is not unrecognized: May 9 has been designated National Lost Sock Memorial Day.

• Progress is not always universally embraced. In 1825, a magazine called The Quarterly Review scoffed, “What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?”

• If in your studies of history you never ran across the Anglo-Zanzibar War, don’t feel education-ally shortchanged; most people have never heard of the conflict. In 1896, the pro-British sultan of Zanzibar, Hamad bin Thuwaini, died, and his successor, Khalid bin Barghash, did not look as favorably upon the British Empire. Because a treaty signed 10 years earlier stated that any can-didate to attain the sultancy must receive the ap-proval of the British Consul, the British viewed Kalid bin Barghash’s accession as an act of war. The sultan barricaded himself in his palace, but the superior numbers and firepower of the Brit-ish quickly defeated the embattled sultan. How quickly? The battle lasted all of 40 minutes, mak-ing it the shortest war in history.

• There are those who wonder if beloved actor Tony Curtis, with more than 100 films to his credit, would have been quite as successful if he hadn’t changed his name. His given name, Bernard Schwartz, just doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

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Reason #5: To Solve a Problem or Accomplish a Task

Our homeowners association was having prob-lems. Certain board members were causing diffi-culties with certain homeowners. The management company wasn’t getting the job done. Work needed to be done on several decks that were almost falling down. The painting schedule had been abandoned. And worst of all, the reserves were at an all-time low.

So a few of us decided to see if we could fix things. We held meetings after work to discuss strategies. We recruited new candidates for board members then sent out mailings to get proxy votes so we could get them elected. At the next Annual Meeting we took over. The stubborn board members were voted out and a new board was seated.

We worked hard, and it took a few years, but the decks were all repaired, the painting schedule was reinstated, a new management company was em-ployed, reserve funds were re-built, and soon all the fussing was stopped and our little village returned to calm.

What did it take? It took a few people who were willing to step out of their comfort zone to solve a problem that affected many. We opened our homes for meetings, we opened our minds for new ideas, we listened to the complaints of people we had never met before and have never seen since. And most of all, we did what was best for the whole, not just a few.

You can’t help hurting people or solve problems bigger than you are without stepping outside of your comfort zone; without opening your heart and your life to others.

People who decide to run for public office cer-tainly must be willing to be open with strangers. We’re seeing it right now as the gates are opened

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and the race is on for the next presidential election. Already candidates’ lives, homes, words, deeds, and even spousal health are scrutinized by the media and especially by the opposition.

Everybody is watching them. Some guy with a cell phone camera can catch a candidate speaking em-barrassing words and suddenly a few million people watch and listen on YouTube. Even candidates for school boards and city councils can find their lives turned upside down because of snoopy opposition research or prying news reporters.

And still people open their lives to help hurting people and to solve problems. A bunch of people from our church are going on a short term missions trip to work in an African orphanage for the chil-dren of AIDS victims. They are spending their own money taking their own time leaving behind their family and loved ones for a 30 day mission of mercy to people they’ve never met.

Service clubs such as Kiwanis, Rotary, Optimists, etc. give blood, sweat and tears to solve social prob-lems, build parks, send needy kids to college, help the blind, and much more.

And yet most people are not willing to open their lives for the benefit of others. We’re just too selfish, or too private, or too secretive to allow anyone or anything into our schedule that does not directly benefit our family or our business. Besides that we don’t want to bother with the maze of inter-relational complexities that become a part of any group effort. It’s a whole lot easier to let someone else do it.

“It’s not my problem” is the self-centered refrain of the uninvolved. In the Holocaust Museum in Wash-ington DC there is this inscription: “Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander.”

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• On March 24, 1603, after 44 years of rule, Queen Elizabeth I of England dies, and King James VI of Scotland ascends to the throne, uniting England and Scotland under a single British monarch. Queen Elizabeth I passed into history as one of England’s greatest monarchs.

• On March 23, 1839, the initials “O.K.” are first published in The Boston Morning Post. Meant as an abbreviation for “oll correct,” a popular slang misspelling of “all correct” at the time, OK steadily made its way into the everyday speech of Americans.

• On March 22, 1908, Louis L’Amour, the author of scores of bestselling Western novels, is born in Jamestown, N.D. After returning from World War II, L’Amour began writing short stories and novels. His big break came when a novel he wrote

at the age of 46 became the basis for the popular John Wayne movie “Hondo.”

• On March 19, 1916, the First Aero Squadron flies a support mission for the 7,000 U.S. troops who had invaded Mexico on President Woodrow Wil-son’s orders to capture Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa dead or alive.

• On March 18, 1937, nearly 300 students in Texas are killed by an explosion of natural gas at their school. Eleven oil and natural-gas derricks stood in the schoolyard as a means of saving the school money. The blast killed most victims instantly and was felt 40 miles away.

• On March 20, 1965, Presi-dent Lyn-don John-son sends a telegram to Gov. George Wallace of Alabama in which he agrees to

send federal troops to supervise a planned civil-rights march in Wallace’s home state. Earlier that month, civil-rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. had led two attempts to march to Montgomery.

• On March 21, 1980, President Jimmy Carter informs a group of U.S. athletes that, in response to the December 1979 Soviet incursion into Afghanistan, the United States would boy-cott the 1980 Olympics in Moscow. It marked the first and only time that the United States has boy-cotted the Olympics.

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